Ch.13 I get Celly back

I got my duffle bag full of clothes and my other bag of.... stuff and walked into Spell's room. He was getting everything ready to leave. " You ready Spell?" I asked. He grinned, " Why yes Marvil! My faturnity even has something special for us." I raised an eyebrow, " Oooo really?" He nodded his head happily then he noticed me carring two bags." Whats in the other bag?" He asked, curiosity plain as day on his face. " Nothing! Hey lets get a few cases of itholthfor your friends!" I said, changing the subject.

Operation fucking with Celly was a go.....

" Hey guys where you going?' Rainbow asked overhead." Howdy there Dash! Where going to Canterlot to a semiar!" I told her, she smiled and waved us goodbye. " So Marvil have you ever been on a train before ?" " What's a train?" I asked him, but he grinned up at me. " You'll see......"

Imagine that you are riding the fastest horse you've ever had the honor of riding and then times that by a hundred, thats what a train was like, minus the saddlesores. It . Was . Fucking. Awsome! The whole time I stared outside the window the entire time, watching the trees blur past. For me the ride was over too quick. " Come on Marvil! We got the semiar in three hours!" I rolled my eyes and walked out of the train with him.

The Canterlot college was HUGE. and all of it was filled with ponies walking around, some with books and some chatting with friends. I stopped and looked around ," Hey Spell, do you have a donut shop here?" I knew that they had one, King donuts, but that wasn't the point. " Yes! it's called king's donuts. Come on I'll show you!" We were almost there when we were stopped by this big group of ponies with a sign that said Hey human dude welcome ! lets party! " Hey dude!" said a big pony wearing a sweatshirt" Are you the human?" " Yep." I answer. " Thats great, nice to meet ya, we're the party ponies and - is that itholith?" They all saw the cases of itholith I was carrying. I could see the puppey dog eyes. Smiling I said, " Ya, you guys want a case, its on the house." All of their eyes got real big and they all cheered.

They grabbed a case off me and big pony handed me a firework. " Thats it dude! Your now a honorary member of the party ponies! Just light that sucker up and we'll come do what we do best! The names SlipStream by the way, party on bro!" With that they all ran away, carring their prize on there backs. " I looked at a confused Spell and and laughed, " Come on lets get some donuts." I sat down while Spell got us the donuts. The pony behind me had a trench coat on with a hat and glasses. " It all starts tomorrow, keep Celly occupied the whole day and make sure she meets a stallionfriend." Luna saluted giggling and vanished.

After we got our donuts Spell showed me his frat house. They were called the bookworms, ya the bookworms, and they were prehaps the most boring ponies I've ever met. " Hello my name is HindSight and I'm the head of the bookworms. I'm sure that you've heard of our little party. " He giggled " Let me tell you, it'll be a real duezy. We even are getting beer." He giggled again and I rolled my eyes looks I'll be using the party firework tonight... We then spent hours 3 hours at the semiar with ponies asking me questions, one which was about mating and I told them about a great story about a story me being trapped in a slave ship full of ladies, I saved them from slavery ,and lets just say they were..... grateful.

" Come on Marvil! the parties about to start!" " I'll be right in in a mintue I have to do something first." He walked in the house happily when I took out all of the cases of itholith I was hiding. There were 40 juges in all plenty to start a party I thought to myself as I light up the partypony firework, It shot up in the air and I sat down and waited....

It only took about 5 minutes when I heard what sounded like a thousand ponies, and there were. At the helm was SlipStream and his partyponies. When they were a few feet in front of me all of the partyponies saluted me and SlipSream said," You called us brother Marvil?" I chuckled and regained my composure and said," Brothers, we have a boring ass party alert" All of the partyponies gasped" But I've got the solution here with 40 juges of itholth and I song.  Here's how it goes..." I cleared my throat and yelled at the top of my lungs sang...

Oooooo I love the girl that wears the little red shoes!

She spends all my money and drinks all of my booze!

she doesn't have a cherry but that ain't a sin!

Because she has the box that the cherry was in!

It was silent, then there was a roar amoung the crowd. Me and Slip hoofbumped and all of the ponies started to sing the song and grabbing all of the itholth and walked into the bookworms frat house. I grabbed all of my fireworks and went to go find a place to sleep tonight...

The Next Day.....

I was in the Canterlot castle and tring to get in Celly's room. I couldn't get in the through the front door so I had to use the the roof Lulu said something about a balcony... there it is ! I jumped down on it, as quiet as a cat. It would be badnews bears if the guards caught me. Time to get to work... I opened my bag full of fireworks. They were the ones that made a lot of sound and shot off brights, I didn't want to burn the palace down. Carefully hiding them in key points, I tied them to a long fuse and waited for Celly to arrive with her friend.....

3 hours later.....

A door slaming open snapped me out of my thoughts. Show time! I waited for them to really get at it on the bed before I light up the fuse. Praying that Celly was too busy to see the small balls of fire, I laid back and enjoyed the show......

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!!!!!!!

I the room light up like the sun and the sound was deafing. Celly fell out of surprise off the bed, looking right at me, angry as all hell......

AWWWWW FUCK! I thought as I swing upside down in a dungeon. Celly came in, still looking pissed. " Marvil, you must think that was real funny, what do you have to say mister." I controled a giggle and shrugged the best I could upside down. " I was getting back at you for making me piss myself." I could see a smile, even though she was trying hard to stop it . I raised a eyebrow and she started to giggle." Well done Marvil! How long had you been planning this?" It was my turn to giggle, " A master doesn't reveal everything Celly."

She grinned then regained her royal composure," If you want to be that way Marvil than you can stay here the rest of the night. Goodbye." With that she oened the prision doors and left, leaving me upside down. "COME ON!" I yelled, " AT LEAST LET ME DOWN!!".......

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