So, my life, or at least my last one, was pretty uneventful, up to the point where I died. It was a complete accident, on my part. I was just walking on the sidewalk when some jackass ran me over. I died and, as an atheist but also a firm believer in science, I figured something would happen.
I did not expect what did happen.
In short, I met someone, and became a Tenno from Warframe, and now I'm in Equestria. To be accurate, I arrived just as the show was starting off. My appearance made the Mane six think I was one of Nightmare's creations, they attacked, and I ran. Now, through various circumstances, I'm on the run from Celestia and Luna while trying to protect Equestria. Fucking. Joy.