DO NOT READ THIS STORY
IT IS A TROLLFIC AND I SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE FOR WRITING IT.
Celestia knows not what has been going on for the past year or so, as the dishes keep getting killed and shattered everywhere. Twilight's semen problem gets no better. When the two meet to finally settle this once and for all, the worst possible thing happens.
Trigger Warning: Obviously a parody of Majin's initial "Semen" story and an amalgamation of a few others minus some others, and also of KitsuneRisu's "Teacup" story for some odd reason. You don't really need to read those before reading this one however. To end all of this needless semen business.
UPDATE:
I'm turning this into an ongoing trollfic.