"It's only four o'clock?! Please tell me the sun will be up soon! Please, at least lie to me and say it will!" Cadance cried, burying her face into her legs and hiding in fear of what she was seeing. "I... cannot believe it... We came to make sure that this never happened again! All four of us!!"

Twilight was asleep in the carriage, as she had spent the entire night reading, then worried about the situation at hoof, and was now merely catching up on her lost sleep. Luna was utterly exhausted, and so Celestia as well. However, though the other three were either on the verge of sleep or had been completely knocked out, Cadance was wide awake, high and caffeinated on coffee.

"Oh Great and Honorable Spike, the brave and the glorious! How could you?!" Cadance cried, but Twilight still slept.

The other three surrounded Spike, who was trembling in place and could not bear to see their glaring eyes gazing down upon them. Pointing her leg and hoof at Spike to center his attention upon herself, Luna then boomed aloud,

"There is no forgiveness for this mutiny! Ye shall perish for your sins in the most fit way possible!!"

Cadance gasped, shaking her head in fear and doubt of the way which Luna had referred to as the "only way possible to deal with this situation". Celestia sighed and facehoofed, afraid that the way which Luna spoke of was indeed the only way.

"There's no reason for you to do this, Luna..." Celestia said, walking up to Spike and turning him around to face the semen which had coated all the inside and outside of the china shop. "If anything, I'd say you're being manipulated. By some greater force..."

Spike gulped. "I... I don't know what came over me! I'm always being used for my jizz and it gets worse every single time!" he whined, flailing his arms and hugging Celestia's leg tightly. "Whatever way Luna speaks of is the way I'll take! I don't want to deal with this anymore!"

"Are you sure?... To be honest... I said what I said as I joke..." Luna began, but Spike looked to her and slightly growled.

"Don't take it back! Just... just do it!!" Spike screamed at her. "And... wake Twilight up... I want her to see verification of us solving the problem... For good."

Cadance had begun crying under the pressure of the thought of what was going to happen. "Such bravery and dedication... such an act is an act of love! I... I am so inspired!!"

"In fact, Twilight was awake on the way here, and well aware of this situation... why is she asleep?" Celestia wondered out loud, making her way over to Twilight and nudging her shoulder. "Twilight... I... have good news and bad news..."

There was no answer.

"...Twilight? Wake up...."

Twilight's body morphed into a rain storm of teacups shaped like a massive hippogriff, and it possessed her alicorn horn and wings. It charged a magical circle spinning, with incantations surrounding it reading "semen" in every language. Celestia jumped back and thought quickly to erect a barrier to protect herself, Spike, Luna, and Cadance from the blast of cum which this beast thought so appropriate to aim directly at them.

"What the hay is going on?! What is that?!" Cadance cried, using her special love magic to scan the semen's aura. It was Spike's! All of this semen was indeed Spike's! She thought of the worst possible scenario and prayed to Faust that it would not come true, that this would never be the case.

I'm sorry... this had gone on long enough....

The barrier shattered, and the Hippogriff swooped down and grabbed Spike in its teacup scoop-like claws. It flew quickly away and used Twilight's magic to raise up a massive underground reservoir of water.

"Luna! Hurry, your Water Magic!!" Celestia cried to her sister, then turning to Cadance, who turned to her also with a pained expression on her face. She was biting her trembling lip and had tears raining down from her face. "Cadance--!!!!"

Cadance heard nothing; she only thought of how terrible this current situation had escalated to, this massive shit storm of chaos and discord, semen everywhere, but they were dry. "Celestia... I..."

The Hippogriff let out a massive shriek of victorious joy and zeal, shredding the ear drums of anypony in its vicinity. Ponyville shook, and the tremors triggered lights to cut on one by one, going down each and every block and street corner.

"Wh-What is it doing?" Luna whimpered lightly as her magic began to fade down and weaken. The same began to happen to Celestia and Cadance.

"I was right all along... my magic theory was correct!" Celestia shouted in despair as she faced the coming rain of water mixed with tea, semen, and teacups. She could not bring up a barrier to protect herself and the others, but now had all of Ponyville to worry about. But worrying would get her nowhere.

Luna screamed, and latched onto Cadance and Celestia in extreme horror, bracing for the worst to pass over them.

"I'll say, your Princesses are surely fish in a net right now, aren't you?"

Discord descended from the skies above, with the other Elements of Harmony, and he used his Chaos Magic to teleport the Princesses of Equestria above the crashing waves of tea, semen, and water. "I know such a train running over you would have gotten you all oh so wet," he chuckled, getting a stern look from Fluttershy. He blushed and stuck out his tongue in both directions to his current audience.

"But what about the other citizens?" Applejack yelped, pointing over to the liquids rushing to the houses of Ponyville.

"Discord! Please!!" Celestia and Fluttershy cried, reaching out for the civilians to be saved, to which Discord snapped his fingers and transported it all into a massive condom-shaped balloon.

"The innuendo is strong in this chapter, isn't it?" Discord said, pointing the balloon at the hippogriff and poking it with a single needle, bursting it to shoot the cum water tea directly at it.

The hippogriff shrieked and devoured Spike in a single swallow, bringing a thick, purple dragon skin over its teacup interior and sprouting massive, long and sharp green spikes running down its body on all limbs and extensions. It had the shape of a hippogriff, the body of a dragon, with wings and a horn like an alicorn. It blew green fire at the liquids and warped it into a single space-time warp hole which twinkled itself over Princess Celestia's head and pummeled her mercilessly into the ground.

"This is what happens when you take it this far, ladies," Discord whispered to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie by stretching his neck over to reach them. "If you're going to do pranks this chaotic, at least inform me about them so I can throw my two cents in!"

Fluttershy pulled Discord's head back over to her and tapped him on the shoulder to point his attention towards Celestia, whom he cleaned and healed of her wounds from the burst. She was still unconscious, however.

"But it wasn't us this time!" Rainbow replied with an obvious and desperate sass.

Pinkie nodded her head and walked in mid air to the middle of the crowd, as they all were still in mid air thanks to Discord's magic. "You see, Rainbow and I did in fact play along with these pranks until the very end.... which was just about a week ago. After that, we cut this off for good as it was torturing poor old Spikey Wikey! Now, we've lost him forever!!!!"

Rarity shook her head in shame. "Now once again, we fight to save Ponyville from a problem we've all put on his shoulders... We've all been using him to prank one another with his gooey dragon juice and excessive anatomically produced cum blasts... We're all to blame. Not to mention Twilight, taking the most stress from the situation, has been taken hostage by the spirit of Spike's lost and dead sperm cells seeking revenge and redemption from our sins and carelessness."

"Not me. You guys are terrible," Fluttershy gasped as she was disgusted at how her friends were treating one another. "I thought we were friends here, linked to our aspects of life... But... you've all forsaken what made us friends to begin with, and it has cost us two of our dearest friends, both of which have taken most of the brunt of this horrific experience!! You all should be ashamed of yourselves..." Fluttershy sniffled, wiping away her fresh new tears, spilling now in fear that she would never see Twilight or Spike again over such a stupid and idiotic prank war.

A voice had told her that this had gone on long enough. She listened to the voice, but was too afraid to speak out against this whole ordeal until now, as it had gotten on her last and final nerve. This voice...

Fluttershy... You and Cadance both... You must become one, as you once were before... split apart by my will and now two but so much still the same.

Fluttershy leaned in to Discord and whispered a single command in his ear. He seemed surprised, but then was elated at the thought that she was the one demanding it. He squealed and then boomed aloud,

"So be it! Princess Cadance, bring to me your being, and now..." He transported Cadance to Fluttershy and touched the both of them on the head, enveloping them within a thick coating glow and luminescence of pure light. This light was a magic so strong that it could create and destroy matter, unlike Discord whom could only manipulate the matter. This was the magic of Faust herself.

As Cadance and Fluttershy fused and became one as Faust had commanded, they were a being closely resembling Cadance, but in a body like Fluttershy's as the first being which Faust created of these two was indeed Fluttershy. Love and Nature brought together as one, and the powers of the Elements of Harmony were magnified from their respective owners.

"The only way to fix this is with love, peace, and kindess," Fluttershy spoke softly, but her voice was heard all around Ponyville. Her magical aura was so strong that Discord could not maintain his own and was forced to descend, leaving the Elements of Harmony and Fluttershy levitating in the air with the winds circling them. "There is a Butterfly Effect which decides how the Chaos Theory is utterly illogical and logical all at once... but if a Love is great enough to pacify both effects of the ails, then so shall love prevail. The will of Faust is absolute!"

The Twilight Spike hippogriff screamed in wrath, blowing back the regal sisters and Discord, but Fluttershy and the other Elements remained fast in place. The hippogriff powered another blast of magical liquid, and Fluttershy could sense the magic of Luna, Celestia, Trixie, Sunset Shimmer, Cadance, Discord, and Tirek charging and accumulating through her veins.

"Using the very thing you were blessed with by the great Faust to attack me? How unloving... how,...unkind," Fluttershy said, knowing that the only way to get this hippogriff to chill and calm down was by taking out Twilight's link to its soul. The soul was foreign, and of griffinic origin. This was an attack on the Equestrian ponies by the Griffin Kingdom. As far as she knew, the teacups were part of a situation which Celestia and Luna had dealt with before.

"She's seen the truth, like I've said before," Celestia told Luna and Discord. "Twilight is the Element of Magic. She knows not that she doesn't learn, but she soaks in magic like a sponge... That is why she possesses such great control over it... that's why we as in the Princesses were able to transfer our Magic into her. And after being exposed to so much magic against Discord, Tirek, the entire world to which she and the others restored magic to, and that new unicorn, Starlight Glimmer who had stolen many cutie marks... she's transcended to a level far above that which we can even measure... If she becomes aware of her magical prowess, she'll become greater than Starswirl, than me, than you, Discord, and will rise up to Faust's level."

"I know... and you know as well as I do, that I, the only one of us who has actually met the great Faust, knew of this day from the start," Discord said with a chuckle, covering his face as he began laughing loudly. "I grew so jealous of her potential! I had to act upon my envy and skewer their Elements of Harmony... but even that didn't work! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and I've taken a great liking to that as I can now be friends with Fluttershy."

"Our magic is still weak, and it is nearly time for the sun to rise," Luna said softly, with a tone of worry in her voice.

"You're correct, Luna..." Celestia said, looking to the sky, then to Fluttershy, who had the most calm look of sure victory in her eyes that she had ever seen. "It is truly funny how a simple prank escalated to this massive storm of chaos. And how many teacups have perished under our supervision this past year due to constant harassment from the Griffin Kingdom. If Discord is the embodiment of the Chaos Theory, and his jealousy has sprung up an era of ponies who can use the magic of friendship to vanquish even the strongest of foes, then Fluttershy is the embodiment of the Butterfly Effect..."

"Truly epic, isn't it?" they all said at once.

"So, how are we gonna rip Twilight and Spike out of that body of theirs? With a good ass kicking of the century?" Rainbow exclaimed, to which Fluttershy blunted replied,

"No. We shall pull her out with Love. Your Friendship is strong enough to vanquish her being from the wicked oppressor... but only once you all tell her how much you are all sorry for what you've done. By placing this stress on her shoulders, by pranking her and not aiding her with this ordeal when she was in need... for allowing this 'semen war' to spiral into a downwards whirlpool of pure chaos and needless brutality and exploitation of a poor baby dragon's body. Repent!!"

The Elements of Harmony all began to shine, each with their own individual rainbow. Even Fluttershy, who took in all the rainbows and created over them a massive cloud of color which sent them all into a Rainbow Power form and gave them a Friendship boost of magic greater than the upgrade which they had received to brawl against Tirek. The Love was so thick, that the hippogriff immediately tried to fly away with wingbeats at fifty thousand per second.

Fluttershy and the others appeared like a flash of lighting in front of it and blasted it once with the Rainbow Power, sending it plummeting into the ground helplessly. That was not the end, for the ponies descended upon it and caused the ground to turn itself over and rise with the Rainbow Power as well. The hippogriff, as huge as it was, began to shrink until Twilight phased out of its skin, rolling around in horror and screaming in a nightmarish terror as she had seen and experienced, felt these ails which came with being one with a being of pure hatred and semen covered pain and agony. She was unaware of how much torment she had sent both herself and Spike through.

She rose up from her grounding and found herself within her Rainbow Power form. Her magic then blasted out of her body in all directions, forcing her to cry out in pain as she slowly began to reach her full potential. Her Magic, her very Element, came together in a secondary Rainbow calling out to the others, bringing apart Fluttershy and Cadance back into two beings, and now all Elements of Harmony's Rainbows sprouted in flowering fireworks in the pitch black night sky, creating a false morning of this bright twilight and swirling over the weakened hippogriff, still holding Spike's body and soul.

Twilight exited this trance of pain, twitching as the magic's full potential coursed through her, racing turbines and pumping like blood. Keeping her running and nullifying her pain, she flew to Spike and tore into the fabric of space and time to teleport both herself and the hippogriff (the semen problem) away to an unknown location.

The magic of the Rainbow of Harmony exited the Elements, and the magic belonging to Discord, Celestia, and Luna returned to them. As the adrenaline now died down with the apparent death of the situation, now there had risen a worried curiosity, wondering where in Equestria had Twilight teleported herself and Spike to?

Fluttershy sat down in waiting, seemingly knowing an answer, but was in a thousand mile staring contest with the now rising sun, not attentive to those around her who wanted nothing more than to know what was going on.

Twilight rolled out of the portal, latched onto Spike with her legs and wings, into the white dimension she had come to when she greeted Celestia before she became an alicorn. She checked to see if she still held on to her baby dragon, who was out cold, and she hugged him in relief, in repentance for letting happen to him what had transpired both now and before with the semen problem. He woke up and blinked twice, slowly waking up to find himself facing a tearing up and repentant Twilight Sparkle.

"Twilight? Wh--...What happened to me?... er... to us, I mean... that was intense..." he asked her with a breaking voice, gently patting her face with his palm, almost as if to check to see if she were there, if she were really real. "That place was dark... all I felt was emptiness... I felt useless, but used like a tool... Like I didn't matter, and you didn't love me... outside of the fact you all were using me for my....semen..."

"No more! Don't worry about it anymore, Spike!" Twilight cried as she began bawling, her despair for her sins but her relief that she was forgiven filling her being and releasing itself through tears of sadness and rejoicing that everything would be okay. "I'm sorry, Spike... We're all sorry for what we've done to you... Even Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, who were so steamed at the Griffin Kingdom that they weren't attentive enough to prepare Equestria for a strike they had been planning since they began spying on us... on me and you... and our situation..."

"How... do you know that?"

The almighty alicorn goddess and creator of the universe, Lauren Faust, approached them with her wings spread out to show fully her radiance and gleaming authority over everything in creation and destruction. "It is me who has taught her, for to her I give my spirit, for to her I give my will to end your suffering by the semen war," she said, as her straight red mane now flowed through the void space like a massive splash of water, and her aura of calmness eased both Twilight and Spike, who hugged one another in the goddess' presence. "Twilight Sparkle, you've gone through many a trial and you have proven yourself worthy of the true Element of Magic... it's upgraded form, you could say..."

"Mistress Faust, what shall that be?" Twilight asked her, but Spike could not understand who Faust was and why she was there. He trusted that Twilight would inform him later, for he did not want to upset the goddess.

Faust shone brightly like a star and this radiance covered Twilight, granting her Faust's power over all of the universe. "The True Element of Harmony's Magic Element.... The Element of Creation!" she exclaimed. "Your friend Fluttershy and your sister-in-law Cadance both called upon my name to aid them, and I did... one reason was because I was sick of watching my creation and creations be sullied by Spike's draconial seminal fluids... ew... But, the moment I heard you suffering in your sins and longing to repent, I released you. You understand my will better than Fluttershy and Cadance do, but be careful of this. Do not boast, do not exploit my power. My power can only be used under my righteous will."

"Is... that how I am to repay you, Mistress Faust, for such an act of pure love and grace?" Twilight asked, to which Faust nodded and began to walk over to Spike.

"There is something I must do." Faust smiled warmly onto Spike, who began to sweat and poke his fingers together while blushing.

"Great, now all Twilight has to do is will for my semen to be calm and not flow out like crazy whenever I...y'know..." Spike said nervously with a chuckle. "Right?..."

"Spike, do you know the way which Luna referred to in how to deal with this problem?" Faust asked him in her motherly voice.

Spike shook his head. "Surely it was magic, though... right?"

Faust and Twilight both laughed rather deviously and maniacally, greatly offputting Spike to no ends. He backed up, but was stopped by and invisible wall which bound him with invisible restraints. "No," Faust began after her laughter subsided, "I'm going to fucking neuter you."

end.