Celestia opened her email's spam box to find the message it had sent her earlier and vomited at how terrible it had finally gotten. She hurled over to grasp her stomach in writhing pain and noticed her vomit was rainbows. "This is bad!" she cried, trying to stand up straight and scream out for Luna, but nopony can to her aid as she could no longer speak. The rainbow vomit became an alicorn Rainbow Dash and she hooved Celestia in the face a few times before sitting on her horn and inserting it directly into her anus.

The Rainbow Alicorn's anus broke off Celestia's horn and sucked her magic and cutie mark right through it. "MAGICAL CREAMPIE, BEYTCH!" the pony cackled as the Celestia she was abusing exploded into semen right in her face.

Celestia woke up in a gasp, sweating oceans and breathing heavily. She was staring at her ceiling, was it really as it seemed? Was it really a dream?