Twilight and Rarity G3 Rainbow Dash were having a nice fuck.

Nice fuck?

Twilight and Rainbow happened to schedule a sexy time session taking place in the Everfree Forest. (Worst place to have a picnic BTW) How dare G3 Pinkie called it a nice fuck, but it was technically her idea in the first place.

Pinkie lit up with excitement upon finding Twilight today, about to explode like a sandy suicide bomber, as she had something which she believed was the most important thing to share with a Princess. She jumped on Twilight, who did not even notice Pinkie at first until she did.

"ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!" Pinkie cried, splitting into thousands of herself to surround Twilight. They all exploded confetti, which became one giant Pinkie Pie and tried to eat Twilight.

Twilight screamed in fear, begging for her attacker to kill her mercifully, but Pinkie reassured Twilight by tickling her and making her laugh until her magic was leaking out of her horn. Fucking gross. Magical horn cum gel. The distress forced a pressurized laser to blast at Pinkie from her horn, but Pinkie having the Pinkie Sense was able to dodge effortlessly. She then shrunk back down to size after finding she crushed Twilight during the dodge.

"Whoa! That's never happened before!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly as she unflattened Twilight by whipping her like a wet towel and helping her stand straight.

Twilight blushed in embarrassment, covering her face with her wings, which fell off, to make sure that nopony would notice this, but it was too late.

Ditzy/Derpy/Muffin/Retard/Bubble Butt/The fucking adorable grey pegasus with a golden fucking mane noticed.... or, was she even looking at them? It was impossibly hard like Tirek's dick to even fucking tell.

One eye up, the other down, but she was looking forward. It was a jiggling ass with keys on it shaking in front of an infant. The child isn't looking at the ass, he's looking at those shiny keys, he wants 'em so he can teeth on them.

She was doing that shit on purpose, and Twilight knew it. Or did she? Derpy had three muffins on her back. Three is triangle. Triangle is Illuminati. Derpy has two eyes, one eye looks up and on looks down, Yin Yang come as one. Derpy has one eye therefore. Derpy is cyclops confirm. You know who else is cyclops? Illuminati. Coincidence?

Coincidence? Coin. Indence. Let's start with Coin.

Coin is for Bitcoin. No one knows who even Bitcoin. Therefore, Bitcoin is Illuminati.

Now, let's Indence.

Indence.

Indance.

Dance.

Cadance. Is the third Princess of Equestria. Triangle is three since third=three=illuminati. But that's not all. Twilight is the fourth princess. In the middle of triangle like the eye.

Eye=Derpy.

Derpy is Illuminati confirm.

The narrator sucks.

Derpy always turned her on,...

CUT!

Derpy always turned her off,...

CUT!

Derpy always threw her off,

but that pony had a purpose, and no problems. She was perfect in a way, and Twilight believed Derpy was mocking her. She saw. But could make it seem like she did not. Or maybe Twilight was just going fucking crazy. We're not even through with the flashback yet.

"Twilight!" Pinkie shouted in Twilight's ear, getting the alicorn's attention and bursting her ears so she could not hear anymore.

Pinkie sighed, and then began what she had to tell Twilight. Nothing special, just that the Mane Six should meet up weekly with one another so they can reassure their thankfulness of their friendships. It just so happened that they would leave it up to chance from this lovely contraption Pinkie concocted called the Orb of Destiny. Twilight and G3 Rainbow Dash were pulled first, and that's how their fucking sex fucking time happened. Pinkie insisted they call them fuck times, but what were they? 21?

HURR HURR HURR

yes.

G3 Rainbow Dash (let's just call her Rainberr) felt that inevitably there would be loads of hidden items scattered under the land beneath their hooves, buried with other shit and with shit shitself... but they never had time before to fully explore this place. Mainly because its in the fucking Everfree and merely setting hoof in this place is a fucking death sentence. She knew for a forest so dark and mysterious like a black rapist wearing a hoodie that there simply just simply had to be rare dildos all around, in an agonizing eternity of unadmiration and dryness from no vaginas being penetrated. Nine thousand little boy penises. It repulsed her such sexy black BBC beauty would be hidden away for so long away from the public, but all of that was going to change! Plus, she had gone so long without something penetrating her pussy due to how fugly she was she was concerned her hymen may have regenerated.

Twilight, however, felt as though she was just being used as a fucking ponyguard and fucking fuck toy and an extra fucking horn and fucking saddlebag. She did not feel much excitement from coming that. Scratch that. This was exhilarating.

"Rainberr, I was hoping we could do something that the both of us enjoy," Twilight suggested, looking at the lucky charm as she fuglyly struggled to dig in a spot where her pussy had detected something. The struggle was real, and awfully fugly. If she whined--

"UGHHH! Celestia-forsaken shovel! You literally have no purpose if you can't even dig properly!"

--it would make the situation even more horribly ugly. Twilight looked at her in confused amusement and pure terror, as she thought a gold diggin' ho as slutty as Rainberr would be able to tell cock from smeg. But there was weed growing and covering everything. Maybe she did not smell it, or was trying to knowingly give Twilight another use for her.

"Do you need help, Rainberr?" Twilight asked with a gag. Walking over to Rainberr, she took the shovel and tossed it, using her magical lasers of death to carve carefully around the cocks.

"Careful, darling! You're getting too close to the dildos under there!" Rainberr whined, dusting her hooves off and getting her extravagant sunhat from her bloody tampon-stuffed saddle bag ridden with maggots and flies to place gently upon her head. "Thank you for being such a dear! I don't think I could have been able to handle such manual labor!"

Manu means hand you dense motherfucker. You sad ugly piece of garbage. Square faced, cum laced, drunken mace, fucking displaced, you dumb fugly piece of shit, you are the saddest most ugly faggot I have ever had the misfortune of doing 'manual' labor for you piece of shit. Did you ever stop to consider why I'm the fucking princess of friendship? I'm trying to love and tolerate you, you sad, ugly piece of garbage. Even Discord is more sexually appealing than you than Meg's ass being compared to Birdo's fucking nose, Twilight thought as she used her magic now to remove the dildos from the cock, but pulled up also a weird object.

"So, where will we put this you fugly, I mean, beautiful mare?" Twilight asked Rainberr, who had already gotten a chair set up and was waving a fan upon her face. She was also drinking lemonade pee.

Fucking gross.

"Oh, just set them by my saddle bag," Rainberr said in a cheerful tone. She pointed to a blanket upon the ground which had an umbrella set up and a picnic basket full of fruity stallion. Rather, expensive looking fruity stallion. Rainberr used her magic to pull a fruity stallion from the basket. "Would you care for some male stripper Flash Sentry?"

"I'll just find something from the basket..." Twilight said nervously, wondering how Rainberr set up so fast and how she fit so much into her saddlebag. The mare just had a special way of making things fit. Like a black rapist.

Twilight carried this heap of dildos to her saddlebag upon the blanket and set them down, but kept the weird object. She noticed it was a curved cylinder on a staff with a red dick head shaped jewel at its end and testicles on its staff as well, it was black and had white stars across the cylinder shape. She took further notice that the shape was like a corn. No doubt this was a lost item possibly from the times in which Celestia and Luna ruled the ancient world. Maybe a magical item wielded by Stardick the Bearded himself! Or better yet, he made it!

"Rainberr! I think we actually found something interesting!" Twilight exclaimed in joy, jumping up and to Rarity. "We may have unearthed something historical!"

"Well of course," Rainberr replied, sipping the pee again. "If those dildos have been here since the ancient times then they must be worth a lot! I suppose dildo that shallow were put and hid there intentionally so the pony who hid them could come back to them for later use. Maybe we managed to find a lost treasure!"

"But Rainberr, we did! Look!" Twilight showed the staff to Rainberr, who took off her shades to look at the "treasure" Twilight found. "Maybe Starbucks, I mean Starswirl, I mean Stardick hid it there to hide it from any enemies he may have had! The dildos were only a cover up to mask the presence of this shit!"

Rainberr gazed upon the item and stared at it wide-eyed. Her jaw dropped like a monster from Amnesia and fell off before deteriorating and growing back. She touched the staff with her hooves and it came right in her fugly ass face. She gulped down the cum, smiled widely and grabbed the staff, standing triumphantly with it.

Twilight jumped at Rainberr's sudden action, but then Rarity looked to her and placed the staff in her hooves, getting Twilight also to stand rather triumphantly.

"Marvelous! Simply marvelous! That staff could be an accessory to a dress I'm slaving on for you!" Rainberr exclaimed loudly, squealing as her fantasies overtook her. "The black leather and fishnets, the white and pink star and heart designs, the black leather cape and mask and fishnet stockings! And...ah! The black and red ruby encrusted crown to 'crown' the divine perfection!"

She immediately fashioned Twilight in her mind to be wearing the dress, and she spun on one back hoof in zeal. "Oh, so heavenly shall you be, my dear Twilight! We just have to go back to work on the dress! I shall need a live model and a guinea pig, and I suppose you'll gladly volunteer to since it's our special 'playdate', hmm? Yes?!"

"But I--" Twilight could not simply get Rainberr to listen, and Rainberr managed to gather everything and put it into her saddlebag, paying no attention to her alicorn ruler. "Rainberr, we shouldn't take the item so lightly! For all we know, it can be a ticking time bomb! It cums in ponies' faces. Like it did with you... ew..."

"An explosion or two would spice up the unveiling of your new royal attire, right?" Rainberr was beginning to scare her more than usual now, and Twilight felt powerless to stop it, and soon, she found herself back at Rarity's house, where the dressing for the salad was. She was fitted with a white body stocking that Rarity would base the dress upon and stitch from, and this stocking was too tight for her, and she found it hard for her to breathe.

"Rarity... don't you think this is a bit much?" Twilight asked, until Rarity put the black crown with rubies encrusted upon it on Twilight's head. "That staff is probably dangerous! We can't waste any time doing this when we could have already been at Canterlot discussing this thing with Celestia and Luna!"

"Don't be so worriful, Twilight," Rarity sighed, beginning to stitch as the stocking was still on Twilight's body. "It hasn't done a thing at all. It's perfectly harmless!"

"It'll be over before you know it!" Rainberr exclaimed, fusing with Rarity and creating Rainbow Rarity.

Twilight teleported out of the stocking and pointed at the staff. "That thing can do Celestia-knows-what if we don't get it out of here and to Canterlot to be studied! Don't make me pin you, Rarity!" Twilight grabbed the staff with her magic and held it close to her; it really did look like a corn. "You can't just say it's safe because it hasn't done anything yet!"

Rarity grabbed the staff as well with her magic, expecting to snatch it right out of Twilight's grasp, but the alicorn's magic instantly overtook her's with no effort at all. "How can you say the same for it being dangerous? So... just...Let go, Twilight!"

"No! It's for your own good!"

"But what about the dre-heh-hess?!" Rarity then fell at the alicorn's hooves, crying her eyes out and whining at a transcendent level. The noise and screeching of Rarity created a fire in Twilight's heart, and it burned like the stars in the sky. If stars actually burn. Yes. They do you fucking idiot.

It was like fusing a dying puppy with a crying baby that's been starving for days with a chalkboard being scratched by long metal nails that bent space and time at a sonarily molecular level while playing chiptune Chipmunked Justin Bieber layered on top of backwards Lavendar Town at a higher speed and pitch with Young Thug's "Lifestyle" being blasted over it in an unholy mass of God Why The Fuck Did You Allow This To Exist?!.

"I spent so long waiting for the right inspiration, and I found it when I, I mean, we, I mean, you found that item of magical harbing chaos over there! It has such pizzazz, and you hold just the right coloring for that pizzazz! Your bold stance, your pink eyes and lavender coat with hotpink magic, clad in black and red and pink! The dress, Twilight, what shall I do if you aren't here with that thing? Just what shall I do with my dress?!"

Twilight decided to have mercy upon the life form of inferior unicorn status before her. Not like she would bash one of her best friends' heads in with a menacing staff with a cornucopia in it or anything. But something suddenly overtook her, and she was given the sudden urge to scream. "The dress? Stuff it in the corn!"

Rarity looked up with confusion, and witnessed as all of her dresses and fabrics were sucked into the corn which Twilight held. The corn began to cum as it sucked, covering everything in semen.

She screamed with a gut-wrenching fashion and fell fainting maniacally beautifully, now knocked out beyond her own understanding. Twilight looked now at the deathly empty workshop and ran outside, teleporting out of that street and to Sugarcube Corner. She walked backwards to prevent herself from being seen by you-know-who, but it was no use as she had an entire side of her unguarded and Pinkie easily was able to catch and startle her.

Hopping as usual, Pinkie full of zealous madness, she asked Twilight, "Hey Twi! Did ya have a good time with Rarity? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?"

Twilight felt her mane becoming out of order, and she smiled crazily. "Time? There's no such thing as time! The sun and moon make us think there's time but there isn't, motion is what causes night and day and magic controls motion, so magic plus motion divided or multiplied by mass and force of motion equals time, but time doesn't exist so I guess I'm wrong, hehheheheheheheheheh..."

"Twilight? You okay? Are you trying to tell me something?" Pinkie questioned her, she still hopped happily. "Am I being schooled? You're my teacher!"

Twilight laughed and flapped her wings fairly hardly, picking up dust and rocks with each flap. She began to float in the air, but looked down at Pinkie, who was hopping higher to match Twilight's height. "Yes, Pinkie! I found this thing but I don't trust this thing because it's making me do things about things and things I don't really care for being stuffed into this thing!"

Maybe Twilight stuffed other things in the Corn on her way there, not like they would not be spotting Derpy any time soon.

"Pinkie! I have a lesson for you today!" Twilight shouted in lunacy, laughing once and maniacally. "Go and fetch your Orb of Destiny and pick two names out of it, then go to Fluttershy and tell her to play ball with those two, then to bake pies and stuff it in the corn--, I mean, eat them like fruits!"

"Sounds fun, but I can't do that until both you and Rarity report to me that you finished your playdate," Pinkie replied.

"But I told you me and her are done for today--"

"That won't cut it, Twi! Silly, I need the both of you to give verification that you both had fun!"

The Corn could not agree with that, and Twilight knew it.

Do Not listen to that mare. Use the Illusion spell on her, Twilight. Do it.

"But Corn, the Illusion spell is a low level spell that any unicorn level 2 in magic can do, I'm level 999 and my EXP is maxed out! It won't work on Pinkie!"

"Um... Twilight?" Pinkie looked to her friend with a smile on her face but deep concern in her eyes. Tilting her head, she further asked, "Who are you talking to?"

I've told you I can't absorb much more into me. Stardick already sealed the Booty Butt Cheek beasts in me.

"But if we don't, she may follow me..."

I guess you have no choice... I'll make some space.

Twilight pointed the Corn at Pinkie, who backed away slowly. The purest look of confusion was on her face, but Twilight was giggling in chaotic joy. "Pinkie! Stuff her in the Corn!" Twilight shouted, as Pinkie began to be dragged into a vortex which was sucking her into the void which was the Corn. Semen sprayed everywhere, and Pinkie began laughing while screaming.

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"Sorry it had to come to this, Pinkie! I can't have you on my plot like hot cum! I'll release you as cum when I get the chance to after all of this is done!"

Pinkie began crying, louder, "HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH HAHHAHHH AAA AAA AHAHA HHAA."

And she held onto a streetpole and tried to pull herself away, but the tornado of force and suction was too much for her to bear. "Twilight! Please! I don't know what's going on or why you're doing this--"

A beast of red energy appeared beside Pinkie, placing its hand upon her mouth to silence her. "Shhhh, my pink pussy, your world will be nothing soon... and you will be in a world of drunken happiness!"

"Just drag her in and cut the talk of this 'world of drunken happiness', you said the same thing to Derpy!" Twilight yelled, using her magic to pull the beast and Pinkie (who first got pumped with gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons gallons and gallons of cum) back into the Corn. "All I have to do now is get to Canterlot before I turn corrupted like Trixie did! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haha!"

"The Great and Powerful Trixie notices that you are mocking the capabilities of her magic, my fairest Twilight, eh!" Trixie herself said as she walked up to Twilight upon witnessing what she had just done. She was in a Canadian patriot style outfit. "If that is the case, eh, then Trixie shall say the tables have turned, eh. Trixie can't help but notice she senses a familiar evil within the signature of your magic, eh! It's the same as the Amulet, eh, and it really reeks of evil, eh."

"What do you care, eh? I was gonna just take it to Celestia to be studied, eh," Twilight replied eh.

"Trixie eh knows eh that eh is eh a eh lie eh, eh eh eh eh eh, eh, as the best liar can surely tell a lie from the truth, eh. Like being trapped in the AAA, eh." Trixie flipped her mane and cackled. "I'd say it's quite humiliating that you of all ponies could be o'ertaken by such an item, eh. You gave Trixie a hope that there were those out there who would use their magic for good, eh. Not like Trixie did, eh, and you told her that yourself, eh. Now you are stuck in the same problem, eh... Trixie might as well put her hoof down, eh... If you want to misuse the blessing of magic, eh, then the Great and Powerful Trixie challenges you, eh, Princess Twilight Sparkle, eh, to a magic duel, eh!"

Trixie then found herself face down on the ground, sexually violated by the Corn and gallons of cum, gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons. (I just realized how much I fucked up with the gallons part before. It's just a long grammatically incorrect horror of dude wtf, like seriously) She had her tongue laying helplessly out of her mouth, and Twilight was atop her, licking her horn as everypony in Ponyville at that moment watched in horror. Twilight left her prey there and marched triumphantly to the road to Canterlot.

Now it was Celestia's turn, eh.

Author's Notes:

Obviously a trollficy parody of one of my fics.