My Life as a Teenage Elder God
Hi there, my name's Joseph, but all my friends call me Kyth (a nickname given for my love of Lovecraftian stuff). A while back I went to a convention with my girlfriend Jenny, and the two of us decided to cosplay even though we were only sixteen. She went dressed as XJ9 from the cartoon 'My Life as a Teenage Robot' and I went as Cthulhu (not as the full god, but as Cthulhu you start out as in 'Cthulhu Saves The World'). Everything was going alright, we got to spend some time together and see some friends, until we saw him. A small stand in the convention hall, just out of the way from the main area. A guy dressed as a character I vaguely remembered was called The Merchant. His shop had all kinds of awesome things in it, and so Jen and I decided to buy some stuff (we both had souvenir money for just such). I grabbed an actual sword to go with my costume (I was excited since I actually had taken some fencing so I could really wield a sword, albeit amateurishly) and Jen bought a pair of gloves that would make it look like she actually had XJ9's hands. We grabbed both of them and left, and as we did a wave light washed over us. At the last second we locked hands. When we woke up, we were in... The Crystal Empire? Oh crap.
(warning: displaced story)
Craptastic cover image put together by yours truly out of these:
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23 Chapters:
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Chapter One: OKAY WHAT!? [Cache]
May 9th, 2015
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Chapter Two: Onward to Adventure [Cache]
Jun 18th, 2015
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Chapter Three: What Did You Just Say About My Pants!? [Cache]
May 25th, 2015
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Chapter Four: Cutie Mark Crusader Hellraisers! [Cache]
Nov 6th, 2015
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Chapter Five: Home is Where The Lump Which Pumps That Black Sludge Is [Cache]
Nov 6th, 2015
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Chapter Six: Apinkalypse Now [Cache]
Apr 21st, 2015
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Chapter Seven: Now THAT'S How You Sonic Boom! [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2015
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Chapter Eight: The Dragon Named After A President [Cache]
Apr 26th, 2015
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Chapter Nine: How Sombra Got His Groove Back (or) Spike Battles The Friendzone [Cache]
Apr 27th, 2015
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Chapter Ten: Sombra Vs. Babs Seed/ Dark Foresight [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Eleven: Madness Vs. Chaos [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Twelve: Kyth Learns The Shoggoth Shuffle [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Thirteen: Kyth Gets Plastered and Jen Gets An Upgrade [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Fourteen: Recollections And Loot [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Fifteen: Hangovers Are Terrible/ Magic Duel Interrupted [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Sixteen: Jen Meets Bill Cipher And A Bugbear [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Seventeen: Winter Frost and Cold/Kyth Meets Pitch Black [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Eighteen: Explanations and Experiments [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Nineteen: Agents [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Twenty: Repairs [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Twenty One: Sun, Moon, and Star [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Twenty Two: Screaming, Swords, and Such [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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Chapter Twenty Three: Aftermath [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
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