When a teenage assassin with seemingly no morals gets blown the hell up and sent to Equestria, what else can there be but pandemonium?
Well, at least he's leashed to the throne. Too bad the throne is used to shady policies and assassinations. Too bad the queen is a neurotic mess of a purple alicorn.
Too bad the kid got stuck as a retainer for the crown.
"Sucks to be you, Crow, now suck it up and stand still, I wanna knock that apple off your head."
"Screw you, Dash. Screw you too."