I Got 682 Problems, But a Lizard Ain't One
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When things go awry on Earth, where do strangely dressed people go but Equestria?
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My name is Drake Long, and none of you are gonna believe a word I say.
It started with a crazy idea. Then it took a pair of clawed gloves and some careful crafting to make that idea a reality. It took a fake prison outfit to finish it, and then it took one impulse purchase to snowball it straight into Hell.
Welcome to Equestria's SCP foundation. I'm SCP 682 and I'll be your tour guide for today.
Watch out for 173; she's very temperamental.
Fair warning: This is a humanized pony story. So don't read this if you don't want to read horse words that are full of humans.
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New Cowriter!: Shagohad12
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Feb 9th, 2015
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Destruction Increased to 33! [Cache]
Feb 12th, 2015
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It Ain't Rocket Science, Kiddo [Cache]
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Seek n' Destroy [Cache]
Feb 12th, 2015
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I'MMA BURN THIS SON OF A BITCH! [Cache]
Feb 13th, 2015
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Well Fuck, Looks Like Someone Has 682 Problems As Well. Too Bad a Lizard IS One. [Cache]
Mar 15th, 2015
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YOU'RE JUST A VOICE PAL! [Cache]
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YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING [Cache]
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things [Cache]
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FOUNDATION HEARTS [Cache]
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Genesys Pharmaceuticals? [Cache]
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