Act 1 part 3: a Party and a Princess

"Hi! so you're the new pony in town? Well your not exactly a pony... what are you? " Pinkie pie blurted loudly into my face. Sigh...

"I'm a HUMAN!" I said loud enough for everyone to hear, there... Maybe I won't have to keep saying it now....

The crowd of ponies gasped in suprise, and the room fell silent. I HATE silence!

I slowly started backing away, only to bump into Twilight, who just nudged me forward again. What do they all want? They're just staring at me! Hmm....I know how to end this...

"My name is Derrick, but just call me DJ, as I've said before I'm a human. Don't annoy me and maybe you'll stay on my good side...now start you're party or whatever..." I said loudly before retreating to an empty corner of the room, sitting down and putting my hood on.

At first they all looked puzzled then they did what I said and started the party. It wasn't that complicated after that, normal party stuff happened like ponies laughing and socializing, while others embarrassed themselves dancing to some music, heh you'll never catch me dancing.... I think I'm just going to sit here and nap until this party blows over... Or not... Here comes the pink one...

" Do you like the party?!?" Pinkie asked with a hopeful grin.

I took my hood off and deadpanned, I would be miles away right now if Twilight didn't stop me. Back home I avoided most parties because I was really awkward at them... Especially around girls... I was just HORRIBLE.

"No..." I said bluntly

Pinkie's crazy mane and tail practically deflated and her physics breaking smile disappeared.

"Why...why not?" She asked with a quivering lip and watering eyes, holy shit! That look... Danm these ponies and there cuteness...it's not gonna work this time.

"I didn't want a party... Nor did I want to be around so many ponies at once... Plain and simple..." I said flatly.

"But you're new here! I have to plan a welcome party for new ponies in town! I do it for EVERYPONY!" She said with a smile. Huh... All of them were treated like this? Yeesh...

After she said that Twilight walked over with all of her friends, I was kinda happy to see Applejack and Mac but the rest of them can fuck off as far as I'm concerned... Wait what about that yellow one? Since Im probably going to be around Twilight for a while I'm probably going to meet her anyways... Let me just get this over with...

I walked over to the yellow Pegasus that seemed to be hiding behind the rest of the group.

"Hey you're one of Twilight's friends right?" I asked as I folded my arms. The pony just yelped and hid behind her hair, shaking nervously, the hell is her problem?

"Well are you?" I asked again raising my voice slightly and she just nodded sheepishly.

"You probably know my name already, so what's yours?" I asked, this is probably Fluttershy, but I don't know if Twilight has other friends so this could be anyone... Besides if this IS Fluttershy then the irony couldn't be worse...

"I'm...Fluttershy..."

"What?"

"My name is Fluttershy..."

"I can't hear you..."

"My..name..is..Fluttershy!"

"For fucks sake speak up!" I said with an annoyed tone making her shrink even smaller.

"Her name is Fluttershy..." Rainbow dash cut in as she saw that this introduction wasn't going well. I just stared at them both with a blank expression...

Wow... Really? The names fit WAY to fucking well here... Applejack is good with apples, Rainbow dash is fast and she's rainbow colored, Rarity... Well I'm not sure there... But Pinkie pie is pink and probably bakes pies, Twilight is good at magic and sparkles and shit, and Fluttershy is....Shy... Props to the parents of these girls for epic foreshadowing...

Speaking of fitting names... I wonder what Celestia and Luna will be like... Apprantly Celestia is taller than me... So if that's true then she's on HORSE status... I think if she is I would officially be intimidated, because horses kick HARD! But I don't really believe them for a second... Mac is probably taller than them both anyway...

My thoughts were interrupted when Rarity walked over to me, Oh god what does this bitch want...

"DJ? I'm Terribly sorry for my immature behavior earlier... I shouldn't have acted that way..." She said looking Down in shame, I just nodded.

"Especially to such a Handsome fellow..." She said with a nervous blush. OH god...no...just....NO! Ponies are not FLIRTING with me! I'm not getting dragged into this! This is the second fucking time! I swear watch the princesses say something like that... I will go drown myself!

"Yeah...uh...its OK..." I said quickly as I looked away. I looked up a second later and I noticed all the girls were blushing while Mac and Spike were facepalming. Alright I got the message guys...CHANGE THE SUBJECT! Let's see... I could show them my phone...nah they're not ready for it... Besides Twilight would go INSANE! I might show the princesses or something, maybe that would freak out less. Eh...I'm just going to ignore them for now.

I casually pulled up my left sleeve and checked my watch, I should probably get this thing set to the right time... I'll use that wall clock over there...
Before I walked even an inch Twilight ran up to me.

"DJ what is THAT???" She said pointing to my watch... What.. they don't have watches here?

"My...watch?" I said nervously as the Science face revealed itself.

"How come it...glows?" She asked curiously, her eyes sparkling. Oh... They don't have DIGITAL watches here...

"Its just a digital watch..." I began but was interrupted by Twilight's horn glowing. Then right before my eyes my Watch deconstructed itself to the point where its components could be seen clearly. OK that was cool...HOWEVER... if this can't be reversed, I'm gonna have to choke a bitch. Twilight's friends crowded around us In awe.

"I don't understand... How does this watch work without gears?" She said tilting her head in confusion as she stared at the parts.

"Its powered by electricity..." I said making her gasp.

"What? That's impossible! How can this tiny watch hold an electric charge that long? And I don't see any magic orbs..." She said in disbelief.

"Maybe...but this thing can..." I said as I pointed to the tiny cylinder battery.

Twilight looked like she was about try open it to my horror.

"No don't! There is ACID in there!" I said quickly.

"Cool..." Muttered Spike and Rainbow dash.

"Wait really why?" Twilight asked stepping back slightly. Shit...I really don't know why batteries have acid... I did at one point but I guess its one of those random facts you forget when you need it.

I sighed and shook my head.

"Look I didn't invent this thing! Just know that the battery powers the screen and the screen is just a bunch of tiny dots that light up to make a picture! And the green chip thing controls it all and tells time!" I said slightly annoyed in a attempt to explain.

She nodded and reversed the "deconstruction" spell and I was relieved when my watch was put back correctly. The battery was disconnected when she took it apart though so it was back to the default time setting, a flashing "12:00" which was still wrong.
"What else can it do?" Twilight asked curiously.

I just shrugged and pressed the buttons.

"It tells time and the date, Has a stopwatch, an alarmclock and it's waterproof.." I muttered as I flipped through the features that I remembered.

"Neat! We have similar devices but they are just powerd by magic stored in small orbs, converted to electricity, not electricity directly..." She explained. Huh... It just sounds like an over elaborate battery to me...

I walked over to the wall clock and adjusted my watch, it was about 5:40 pm so I assume it'll be dark soon and Luna will be coming later. I decided to not bother setting the date because thier calanders probably work differently anyways. After that I decided to go get a snack or something, Because I may aswell enjoy this somewhat...

As I walked over to the snack table the ponies politely moved out of my way and honored my request.

"See! I told you humans were REAL Bon-Bon!" A bluish unicorn in the crowd said, she looked like she was gonna come over or something but her friend stopped her.

"Come on Lyra.... Honor his request and leave him alone... for now..." Her friend said making me smile on the inside, yup just keep that awkwardness away...wait for now? What the hell does she mean?

Anyway I got to the table and there was all kinds of cakes, cookies, donuts, pies, iceream and brownies up there and oh my god...they taste so good it's like sex in my mouth! After grabbing a few snacks, I went to the drink stand which was oddly close to where the DJ was. The ponies seemed to have some kind of technology, because they had a nice set of speakers blasting music... I'm not sure how to describe the music really... Its.. Just party music I guess.

As I was getting a drink the DJ pony called out to me. She was white with light and dark blue hair and she was wearing shades.

"Yo! I know you wanted to be left alone but, You're kinda stealing my thunder dude..." The DJ said, I couldn't read her expression because of the danm sunglasses.

I looked to the pony in confusion, what does she mean?

"You're DJ...I'm DJ-Pon-3..." She said waving her hoof, oh I see where she's going with this.

"Heh... Don't worry I'm not really a DJ... I don't know shit about music or how to work any of that equipment... Its just a nickname..." I muttered and she nodded.
"The names Vinyl scratch by the way.." She said as she changed records with her magic, Danm... If I had magic I would be one lazy motherfucker, I probably would have had all the snacks floating to me instead of walking over here.

"Nice to meet you Vinyl... You seem pretty chill, but right now I'm just trying to get a drink..." I said pointing to the drink stand trying to escape the conversation.

Vinyl raised her sunglasses revealing her red eyes.

"Alright dude I'll see ya around or something..." she said with a wink and a smile, before putting her shades back on. I gulped nervously and walked over to the drinks. They had a bunch of lemonade, and jucies that I kinda recognized, but I decided to play it safe and get something basic. Hmm...I wonder if they have alcohol? Meh probably not, I shouldn't worry about something like that when I have to meet important people later...er ponies.

I got what i assumed was fruit punch and I returned to the corner where Twilight and the gang were. Apprantly while I was gone they decided to have a chugging contest, because Rainbow dash and Applejack were struggling with huge pitchers of dark liquid.

"Come on Rainbow dash you've got this!" Spike cheered.

"Yeah come on!" pinkie chanted

"Ah know you can beat her sis!" Mac encouraged.

"Chug Applejack!" Twilight yelled.

They were both about half way done before Rainbow dash started to choke a little, but she kept going. Honestly I was betting on Applejack to win because she looked way calmer then Rainbow dash did, I guess people challenge her a lot... and I was right! because she slammed her cup on the table that they pulled up, a full 3 seconds before Rainbow dash did.

"Ha! Ah won!" Applejack said with a smirk.

Rainbow dash slammed her cup down a second later.

"No fair! I choked!"

Applejack shook his head," That's not ma problem... If you're gonna challenge me yur gonna have to get used to losin! " Applejack said confidently.

Spike facepalmed and slammed what looked like golden coins into Mac's waiting hoofs, making him smile victoriously.

"I warned you spike! You keep making bad bets!" Twilight said, looking disapointed.

Spike folded his arms and pouted angrily, muttering quietly to himself. Ha that's what you get little guy.

Everyone noticed I was back and they smiled at me, oh god what's up?

"So DJ...I bet you couldn't beat, BIG MAC in a chugging contest!" Pinkie pie said with a smug grin.

Mac smiled nervously and waved his hoofs in protest.

"Now I'm Sure DJ here wouldn't want to get embarrassed..." He said smugly.

"You saying I would lose?" I said, narrowing my eyes suspiciously.

"Ah might be..." He said looking up innocently. Oh you're ON motherfucker!

"Challenge accepted!" I said more confident then usual,
"Alright... What are we drinking?" I asked, stepping up to the table and staring him down.

"Ah dunno...Pinkie?" Mac said as he turned to her.

"Golden Bud Cider!" Pinkie said cheerfully, as she slammed two large pitchers onto the table, OK I have no idea what that drink is but all I know is Mac is going down.

"Alright hand it...er...hoof it over!" I said as she slid the cup to me, then she slid Mac his cup.

Mac and I glared at each other, determination burning in our eyes. We waited for Pinkie's signal as everyone got quiet to watch, hell even the ponies partying stooped and looked over to our chugging corner.

"Go!" Pinkie yelled and Mac and I started chugging.

Back home I was actually pretty good at chugging drinks, but I've never done it around so many people.... Ponies before (man I'll never get used to that...). As the first drop of "Golden bud cider" reached my tounge I almost spit it out immediately and I had to stop myself from tossing it across the room... But no...I had to beat this guy! He Thinks he show me up!?! Hell no!

So i maned up and just kept chugging, fortunately it looked like Mac was having a hard time with the stuff too because he scrunched his face up in disgust. After a few more seconds I slammed the cup on the table with a proud burp, way before Mac to everyone's suprise, well I guess they didn't expect the human to beat "Big" Mac. heh I should call him little Mac from now on... No that's that dude from punch out isn't it?.
Mac just glared daggers at me without saying anything while everyone else cheered, after some time the other ponies went back to partying.

"That was the worst fucking drink I've ever tasted!" I muttered as I shoved a pie in my mouth to alleviate the horrible taste, making everyone laugh.

"Ah...ah think I'm gonna hurl..." Mac said as he held his stomach and mouth with a sad groan. Danm I feel it too... What the hell was in that drink?

Pinkie looked puzzled for a second, she then examined the large barrel she got the drinks from and started sweating and smiling nervously.

"Oopsie..." Pinkie muttered, guilt written all over her face.

Twilight magicked the barrel to her to see for herself. She was reading what was probably the ingredients or something whenever her eyes suddenly shot open wide, and her pupils were tiny dots, OK what the HELL is in the drink???

"What's wrong Twilight?" Rainbow dash said as she flew over to read the barrel, then she gasped and looked at Mac and I, what the hell? are we poisoned?

I got tired of this shit and just walked over and read the barrel for myself. On the ingredients section in Bold red letters was the word ALCOHOLIC. Ohh no... I just chugged down a shit load didn't I? Oh god... I have to meet Luna while drunk and Celestia with a hangover? FUCK MY LIFE!

"You got the wrong barrel Pinkie! You were supposed to get the NON-alcoholic cider!!!" Twilight yelled in outrage.

Mac's ears drooped and the hair on my neck stood up.

"Oh my..." Rarity said bringing a hoof to her mouth.

"Uh oh..." Spike said nervously.

"Not good..." Apple jack said with a hoofpalm.

"Eeep!" Fluttershy said as she his behind her mane.

Mac and I slowly looked at each other with sad expressions, we started to feel abit... Woozy. A moment later Mac passed out on the floor, and then everything went black as my body hit the floor...

...

I woke up sitting on a coach, feeling like a train ran me over. What the hell happened? Oh yeah.... Mac and I passed out...

I looked around the room and I saw Mac sitting next to me, still knocked out and drooling, snoring quite loudly. I heard Twilight and her friends talking about something downstairs. But my drunken mind couldn't pick out what they are saying. A few moments later Mac shot awake and cringed.

"Ma head... DJ what happened?" He asked rubbing his head in pain.

"Got...wasted..." I said in confusion as I stumbled to my feet.

He tried to stand on his hoofs but he collapsed a few times.

"I recken we should never do that again..." Mac said with a frown as he came next to me.

"Agreed..." I muttered as I walked around trying to get my bearings.

"Ah think we should go downstairs..." Mac said as he drunkly stumbled to them and I followed.

He was about to go down the stairs but he suddenly froze in place when he heard a voice that I wasn't familiar with downstairs. Unfortunately my dumbass kept walking so I ran into him, knocking him over. Then both our dumbasses came crashing down Twilight's stairs, bumping around, loudly cussing like sailors.

When we were at the bottom of the stairs Mac and I slowly turned ourselfs upright, giving up on standing temporarily.

"Why the hell did you stop? I said in annoyance, glaringly at Mac who smiled nervously.

" Ah just thought I heard a familiar voice..." He said with a shrug...well the pony equivalent of one, sense their shoulder are different.

"Seriously fuck equestria and its godanm beer..." I said angrily.

"Ah have never had it before... Ah can barley even see straight right now..." Mac said as he slowly stood. It was then that we both realized that the room was really silent. We slowly looked around it.

Twilight was glancing around with a nervous smile, Spike was about to bust out laughing, Rainbow dash was snickering, Rarity looked horrified, Fluttershy just hid behind her mane, Applejack was staring at us blankly and Pinkie pie was giving us her signature physics breaking smile. They were all looking from us to the door and back, who the fuck are they looking at?

Mac and I slowly turned our heads toward the door and our eyes widened.
There was a dark blue pony with a HUGE mane that looked like it was part of the night sky itself and it was flowing... Somehow. She also had on these weird slipper thingies that looked like they were iron or something, she also had this black chest piece with a crescent on it and on top of her head was a black crown, oh shit that's Princess Luna isn't it?

Her expression was mix between amusement and downright confusion with a hint of excitement. She slowly walked over to us looking down on us as Mac and I looked up, sweating nervously as she stood over us.

"Uh...howdy there... Princess..." Mac said with a slight bow, his ears drooped and he was smiling nervously.

The Princess then gave a huge grin before snatching Mac off the ground into a tight embrace. OK this is hilarious! She is crushing him to death! Mac must be weaker than he looks or Luna is just strong as fuck...or both...

"We have missed thee Macintosh! How come you haven't written to us?" Luna said cheerfully as she Nuzzled the stallion.

"Ah have been....uh..busy..." Mac managed to say as he was still getting crushed. She seems to talk with old English or something... Maybe its a royal thing?

"Well make sure to... We very much enjoyed thy company last season..." She told him making him shudder, oh my god.... Mac was... With... Luna last season? Sheesh... This guy must get ALL the mares! Judging from all the looks around the room I'm completely right. Fluttershy shy especially poked her head out with narrowed eyes.

"Mac what happened last season?" I whispered to him.

"Later!" He said back with a wave.

Luna finally stopped squeezing him and let him breath some, he gasped for air as she kissed him on the cheek.

"We look forward to seeing thee again... this season..." She added with a wink and a seductive smile. I busted out laughing but she quickly turned and glared at me and I stopped.

"Sup..." I said awkwardly.

"So....this is the.... human?" The Princess asked as she looked to Twilight for confirmation and she nodded back.

She looked back to me and just stared. I got tired of sitting on my ass so I tried to stand again, stumbling backwards slightly. When I looked at Luna again, I noticed that she was about an inch above my eye level. Well crap...I liked being able to look down on all these motherfuckers, something I didn't get to do back home. This chick is actually Kinda scary, she is stronger than Mac and her horn wasn't short and stubby like Twilight or rarity's, pointy things make me nervous...

My thoughts were completely shattered by an ear splitting yell.

"GREETINGS HUMAN! WE ARE THE MOON PRINCESS, LUNA!" She screamed into my face, almost knocking Mac and I back, holy shit this bitch is LOUD!

"Oh god...never do that again.." I said, clutching my ears in pain, Mac was doing the same.

"Relax Human! Tis just the Royal canterlot greeting!" She said dismissing it like it was nothing.

"Ah....ah think ma ears are bleedin..." Mac said as he held them worriedly.

Luna giggled, "oh always such a joker Macintosh..." She said with a smile, um...I don't think he's joking... Then again his fur is red sibi can't tell...

"We are quite impressed! Golden bud cider is among one of the strongest beers in equestria! Thee should be greatful that thy have awakened so quickly... Or at all..." She said with a nod before her face turned grim.

"However unlike other equestrian beers, Golden Bud will not leave thy systems through natural means like regular alcohol...especially sense thy consumed so much in one sitting..."

"So we're gonna stay drunk...FOREVER???" Mac asked with concern as he burped.

"Nay...there is a detoxification facility in canterlot..." She said with a shake of her head, fuck... That means we have to go to canterlot doesn't it...

"I have arranged for thee to go to it tomorrow to get...cleansed." She said with a smirk.

"I've also informed my sister, so thy will be meeting her in canterlot rather than here..." She added, great now I get to be intemedated by this bitch In her CASTLE, and if I'm this scared of Luna then CELESTIA might make me flip.

Mac and I groaned with annoyance, I don't think he likes this either.

"Thankfully while the effects of Golden Bud are long lasting, they are not as... potent as other bears... So you're drunken behavior will fade in and out at random." She said hopefully.

"What do ya mean fade.......eegaaaaaaaa...." Mac said as he trailed of into a slurred unintelligible speech as his mouth drooled.

"Like that..." Luna said with a giggle.

"OK...this is nice of you and all... But I don't know my way around canterlot... And you're probably too busy to guide us..." I said with a raised brow.

"And that's why I'm coming with you!" Twilight cut in with a smile, wonderful... More science! Ugh...

"I used to live there after all... Besides I want to check the canterlot royal archives, and see what they have on HUMANS.." She said as the Science face appeared.

"Cool..." I said as I stumbled, I think the drunk is "fading in" right now... OK Derrick... Don't say anything stupid...

"So Luna why the fuck is you're cutie mark an ink stain with a moon on it? I said pointing to her flank. yup.....Totally Nailed it....

At first she looked embarrassed then all the anger surfaced. Mac slowly scooted away from us as Luna's frown grew and her eyes turned white.

" Twilight? "

"Yes Princess?"

"Please inform the human that we are about to Royaly kick thy plot!" She said as she glared at me. Godanm what did I get myself into?

"Er...DJ? Ah would start runnin partner..." Mac whispered. I only got about 5 feet before I tripped on the floor drunkly, it didn't matter though because in a split second Luna was on top of me.

...

Yeah... so... I woke up with a black eye and I can't feel my ass....so.... danm... She literally kicked it! Everyone was staring silently except Spike and Rainbow dash, who thought this was funny as hell.

It was at this moment that I finally realized for the first time that this WAS REAL. I'm not in a coma, I'm not having some kind of dream and I'm not HIGH. All this magic pony bullshit was REAL and as far as I know I could be here FOREVER. All of that hit me like a speeding bullet.

I slowly stood up and walked straight out of Twilight's door without saying a word. I walked away from her house to a nearby hill, contemplating this new harsh reality. I sat atop the hill sorrowfully, the sun was still out but it looked like it was going to set, I guess Luna came early... I sat there thinking... am I ever going to adjust to this place? Is it possible that I can go back to my old life? These were the things I pondered as I threw a piece of gum in my mouth, in an attempt to lower my stress.

However I swallowed it painfully when i heard a voice behind me.

"Human?" Oh shit its Luna!

I quickly stood up and was about to run until I was stopped by magic...sigh...

"Calm thyself human... We will bring no more harm to thee"... Luna said as she walked up me with an annoyed expression. She let me go and I smiled nervously.

" We... apologize for lashing out at thee... Sometimes it is hard for us to control our anger... " she said lowering her head in shame.

I just sighed and folded my arms.

"It's OK..." I said with a weak smile, I was still in pain after all. I sat back down slowly, but this time I just layed on my back. Luna sat on her haunches next to me with a smile, well I guess she wants to talk? Ugh...

"Does thy know how thee have arrived in equestria?" She asked.

I shook my head, I still don't remember what happened yesterday...

"My sister has some theories... But we shall discuss those later..." She said looking somewhat troubled.

Suddenly I felt I slight gust of wind whenever Luna stretched her....wait what?

"You have WINGS???" I asked sitting up nervously.

The Princess looked amused at my reaction and chuckled.

"Why are thee surprised? Rainbow dash and Fluttershy have wings..." She said raising her brow, Well at least she has a better wingspan...

"But...but... You already have a horn!!!" I said in outrage as I pointed to it.

Luna just looked at me like I was crazy, as I tried to comprehend this shit.

"So you're a....pegacorn?" I asked in confusion

"Nay we are an Alicorn... A rare pony with Earth pony strength, Unicorn magic and Pegasus flight!" Luna explained. So Apple jack is an earth pony? you've got to be kidding me... Sigh... This just keeps getting better and better...

I facepalmed right then and there with an annoyed sigh.
"What is troubling thee human?" She asked innocently.

"All this magic bullshit..." I said bluntly. Making Luna look confused.

"What bull manure magic are you speaking of?" She asked tilting her head.

"Nevermind.." I said as I buried my head into my hands.

Luna just shrugged it off, she looked into the sky.

I could feel the drunk coming back as I asked my next question.

"So what the hell does your cutie mark mean anyways?" I asked without restraint.

I saw a flash of anger appear before it quickly faded "Well we are responsible for raising and lowering the moon..." She said casually. I swear... Who do these ponies think they are? All this telekinesis and controlling the weather and shit... I'm putting my foot down right now.

"No..."

"Excuse me?"

"No!"

"No what?"

"You can't move the fucking moon!" I yelled in drunken outrage, Luna looked FURIOUS!

"HOW DARE YOU..." She quickly stopped herself and calmed down.

"How dare thee question the power of the Princess of the night?" She said, still angry but quieter.

"I don't care! Just because your named after the moon doesn't mean you can move the danm thing!"

"Fine..."

"See I knew it was a..."

"We will Prove it too you!" She said with a confident smirk, As she stood up. Alright I have to see this shit...

By the time we finished the sun had set... Quite fast actually... I guess we've been talking for a while...

"Prepare to be proved wrong human..." Luna said with a smirk as her magic lit up. Then a second later the moon started moving up into the night sky and all the stars revealed themselves. No....no....just no! There is NO WAY! This bitch is faking!

"You're faking it! You're just pretending to do it as the moon comes up normally!" I yelled as I pointed an accusing finger at her.

Luna's smirk only got wider as she shook her head in disappointment.

Then all of a sudden the moon started zipping around the sky and the stars aligned into a a pattern that said,"Yes I can!". Sigh.... I hate this place...

I just silently lowered my head in defeat and plopped onto the ground. Luna stood over me with a smug grin and I frowned.

"Fuck you..."

"Thee may be quite cute...but we do not wish to mate with thee..." Luna said, her smug grin not moving an inch.

" That's not what I...." I said before burying my head into my hands again.

"Just...shut up...."

"It would be wise for thee to watch thy tounge... For thee will lose it quickly if thy don't show respect..." Luna said in a dark threatening tone that caught me off guard. OK message received...

I just sat there wide eyed and nodded slowly.

"Good! Now come! Let us indulge in cake and icecream!" She said in a cheerful tone as she trotted back to Twilight's. She quickly stopped and turned around suddenly.

"We have forgotten..." She said slowly.

"Forgotten what?" I asked, curiously.

"To heal thy wounds..." She said looking at me as if I knew...wait seriously?

"Waa?" Was all I managed before her horn glowed and I felt my pain go away...well except my stomach and drunken mind.

Luna just watched me Waiting for me to say something as I sat with my deadpan expression.

"Human?" She said looking slightly worried.

"Derrick..."

"Derrick?"

"That's my name..."

"Oh We apologize..." Luna said looking ashamed, hell she should be! Walking around calling me by my species... Its not like i just call her "pony "... Well that wouldn't work sense there's so many of them...

" Alright I guess we should go now..." I said pointing to the tree. And with that we headed back but of course It was mandatory I update this first...

DJ's checklist of bullshit:

Talking technicolor ponies:√
Talking technicolor ponies with HORNS: √
MAGIC: √
Talking technicolor baby DRAGONS:√
Shity Broken Physics: √
EVERYONE is naked:√
Talking technicolor ponies with WINGS:√
Talking technicolor pony that can move the moon, has wings and a horn, and hair with no physics whatsoever:√√

Author's Notes:

Notes: hope you guys enjoyed! This one was kinda hard to write because I kept thinking of better ways to do it, so lots of rewrites!

Also those "extra ponies" you saw at the party will get more screentime (you know what I mean...) Along with some that haven't been introduced yet! So quite the cast indeed!

We are coming up to a VERY important plot point in canterlot so get ready!

I want reviews to be...you know... reviews! Tell me what you liked!

On another note I plan to replace the cover art for this story with one I draw myself (probably just DJ) or something. So the one on right now is sorta a placeholder until I either I draw one that I deem good enough or when I find a better picture of celestia... So far all I can draw is sonic and ponies... Not humans... So who knows when that'll happen... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edit: drew my first sketch of DJ... So far I like it!

One final note... This is MY story so that means it won't be 100% accurate to the show but some things will be... So don't yell at me because "its not supposed to do that" and stuff like that...(now that doesn't mean I'm going to go crazy with this thing though so don't worry!). For example... Ponies do have digital watches... But I find it odd that they have stuff like video games yet they lack TV....
I hope you all enjoyed... Because I sure did...