Act 1 part 2: Welcome to Ponyville...

" I kind of forgot about this..." Twilight said as she examined the ruined window in front of the house. I cringed as she stared at it in disappointment, maybe she really was pissed. After looking the window over Twilight closed her eyes. Her horn came to life and the window and its shattered fragments glowed purple before quickly reconstructing before my eyes. After her deed she smiled contently and I scoffed, fucking magic man...

"Ok let me just get my saddlebag and we can go..." Twilight said as she quickly went upstairs. So I just waited patiently at the door. Spike was lazely sitting on a couch, so I guess I don't have to deal with him for a while. He was tapping his foot impatiently with a look of annoyance, something tells me he's not usually like this, me being here is probably the reason. Twilight came downstairs her saddle bag, Which was just a brown purse thing that came to her side.

"Alright let's get going!" She said as she walked next to me.

I opened the door and we walked out. Before I closed the door Twilight called out.

"Spike! Make sure you clean up for Luna's arrival!" She said as the door shut, Spike groaned loudly on the other side as it closed.

I turned away from the door and looked toward the town. The streets were busy with ponies everywhere, going about their daily routines, it reminded me alot of human cities... Except... No cars... Or skyscrapers... Or billboards... Or planes... Or helicopters... Or huma... You know what? Never mind!

I quickly realized that if any of these ponies overreacted, I could end up burning on the stake... I'm going to be ready to bail at a moments notice, but If Twilight's reaction was anything to go by there shouldn't be any problems. And for the most part I was right! About half of them either didn't notice me or they didn't care. but the other half...y

"Woah! What is that thing?"

"Why is Twilight with that creature?"

"That thing is tall!"

"Wow!"

That's the kinda crap I heard from the ones that stayed far and talked about me. Some of them just looked at me with a blush for some reason and of course there were some brave enough to actually walk up to me, I just told all of them to fuck off.

I was being kinda hostile to most of them because I was getting sick of this attention... Twilight just watched my antics with disappointment, no doubt when the Princesses arrive, it'll be worse...

Stuff like that basically happened for a while before we reached the edge of an apple farm. Twilight told me earlier that we should pick up the cakes and stuff last, so we don't have to carry them everywhere with us. Of course I was pissed at first, but Twilight said we can probably get a snack or something to hold me over when we visit her apple farmer friend.

Now let me tell you... I have never seen so many apple trees in my goddamn life... They were everywhere! One side of the path we were on was full of trees with huge delectable looking bright red apples, while the other side had a bunch of appleless trees. I have to give credit to this apple farmer... They take good care of these trees...

After walking this path for another minute I started to see a big red farmhouse with a barn and a silo. It looked like your typical farm type place... Minus the huge farming equipment and tractors that a Human farm would have. This place was kinda big... I bet this farmer has workers coming from all over.

As we neared the house and came over the hill, I saw an orange pony with yellow hair that was tied in a pony tail... Ha get it because she's a pon...Shut up!

Anyway she had this big brown Stenson hat on which at first looked really ridiculous but then again I was dealing with talking ponies here... She was standing next to a bunch of buckets around a tree and looked like she was examining it.

"Applejack!" Twilight called out happily as we walked up to her.

The pony quickly turned and smiled at Twilight.

"Howdy Twilight! How are y'all tod.." The pony stopped in her tracks when she saw me. Her mouth began to slowly open wide as she stared up at me in silence. I just stared back at her raising my eyebrow slightly.

"Oh this is my friend Derrick! He prefers to be called DJ..." Twilight said as she pointed to me.

Applejack's expression did a complete 180 and she walked right up to me and smiled warmly.

"Howdy DJ! Ma names Applejack! Welcome ta Sweet Apple Acres!" She said holding her hoof out to me. Did she want me to shake her hoof? They have hand shakes here?

After some hesitation I held my hand out and grabbed her hoof. Applejack then proceeded to almost break my arm.

"Ow! Dammit! Stop!" I said quickly letting go of her hoof... This pony was strong!

"Er... Sorry if ah hurt ya there feller..." She said in apology as I just cursed her under my breath.

Applejack turned back to Twilight, and I noticed something. She had a tattoo of apples on her butt. I guess she loves apples SO much that she decided to get a tattoo? Wait no... Literally all of the ponies I've seen today had one in the EXACT same spot. I looked at Twilight and I noticed even she had one, it looked like a purple star with sparkles all over it... How fitting. I decided finally, that I was going to ask them about these tattoos, because if I'm to stay here for a while I have to know some pony culture.

Twilight and Applejack nuzzled each other, was that supposed to be a greeting? How come they didn't shake hoofs? Maybe Applejack and Twilight agreed not to do that to avoid broken limbs...

"Uh... Question..." I said, making them turn to me.

"Yes DJ?" Twilight said looking at me curiously.

"What's with the butt tattoos? How come everyone has one?" I asked carefully, hopefully not offending them.

They looked at each other for a second then busted out laughing.

"Oh no no no, these aren't tattoos!" Twilight said as she pointed to what I was asking about.

"They're cutie marks!" Apple jack said. Cutie marks? I swear to god this is so girly... I don't think its healthy for me to hold in this many laughs... But for now its better that I don't offend them.

"A cutie mark is a symbol that ponies earn when they're young, that represents his or her special talent!" Twilight explained.

"So if I have this right... Your talent is... Apples.. and yours is fucking... Sparkles?" I said pointing to them both respectively.

Twilight's ears drooped slightly at the last part, "Correct... Partially... A cutie mark dosent necessarily represent your talent EXACTLY, for example mine is supposed to represent magic... " she explained with a huff, I guess that offended her a little.

Applejack giggled slightly before turning back to Twilight

"So what brings y'all here Twilight?" She asked.

"Well I was just taking my friend DJ here to meet everypony, we're supposed to get some snacks from Pinkie later."

"Really now? What's the occasion?" Applejack asked curiously.

"Well the Princesses are supposed visiting from canterlot! They want to meet DJ because, he's a REAL human!" Twilight said excitedly.

"Wait what? He's ah HUMAN?" Applejack said as she stepped back, looking at me differently.

"Ah just thought he was dressin up for Nightmare night early!" She said staring at me in awe.

"Yep... 100% homo-sapian right here..." I said with an annoyed sigh, I guess nightmare night is some holiday or something.

"Is that the scientific name for humans?" Twilight asked as I could see signs of the science face approaching.

"Yes...um Applejack?" I said quickly turning away from the crazy unicorn.

"Yes sugar cube?" She said kindly.

"Your an apple farmer right?" I asked trying to change the subject.

"Ah sure am! The best apples in Equestria come from Swee Apple Acres!" She said proudly.

"Ma family and I are the best around when it comes ta applebuckin!".

"What the fuck is applebucking?" I blurted quickly without restraint, Applejack didn't seem to care though.

"Here I'll show ya!" She said as she walked back over to the buckets around the tree she was standing at. She carefully adjusted one of them and nodded to herself. She then turned back to us with a smirk.

"This is how we get things done in Sweet Apple Acres!" She announced, before she leand forward and proceeded to kick the fuck out of the tree. It made a loud thump...so loud I was surprised the tree wasn't snapped in half. The tree shook for a second then every single apple on it fell into their respective buckets, not a single one hit the floor.

"Woah..." I said in suprise as a looked to the farmer in disbelief. How did she know where do put the buckets? How did she know how much force to kick it with? Yeah... I'm not going to ask...

"Well I'm impressed... No human could EVER achieve something like that.." I stated simply as nodded my head.

Applejack looked somewhat surprised at my statement before her face morphed to curiosity.

"Really? How do humans farm anyway?" She asked curiously.

We then got into a long interesting conversation as we walked toward the house. I basically just told her about the huge machines that farmers used to harvest things. Unfortunately for me describing them was tough, because they had almost no concept of large machinery. Luckily they apparently had trains, so I just told them they were large train like machines that weren't restricted to tracks and could harvest massive fields in short amounts of time.

"Wow that sounds mighty impressive! But I imagine they don't taste as good sense there not handled with loving hoofs." Applejack said in slight disappointment.

" Not really... The taste gets ruined by chemicals that humans put into them, to make them last longer without spoiling.." I said flatly as we reached the house.

"Hmm... Interestin... anyhow are you two hungry? Granny should be making breakfast about now and we love havin guests!" Applejack said with a smile.

"We would love too!" Twilight answered for us as we walked up the porch of the house.

"Alright come on in and meet some of the Apple family!" She said happily as she opened the door.

Inside the house was pretty stylish, it had that country feel to it without looking too run down. She lead us to the dining room where two ponies were carefully setting up the table. One of them was about Spike's height and she had a yellowish coat with a bright red mane and tail. She was also wearing a large red bow. She was quite small so I assumed she was just a filly and boy was she cute! In the small kitten kind of way.

Now the other one was different, I think this was the first guy I've seen in this whole damn town. He was HUGE... Well for a pony... He was almost to my eye level and he had thick workhorse legs he even had one of those workhorse collar things! he was red with orange hair, his mane and tail was a lot shorter then the rest of them aswell.

These two were happily setting up the table as we walked in.

"Big Mac! We're a havin guests! Add two more plates to the table!" Applejack yelled making the two ponies look up.

They both smiled widely when they saw Twilight and they waved to her, and she waved back. Their faces changed when they saw me unfortunately, the big tall one which I assumed was Big Mac looked confused while the small little one froze.

"Where did ya find that human Applejack?" Big Mac asked with a deep southern voice and puzzled expression. Hmm that would make him the only one besides maybe Twilight to immediately recognize what I am.

"His name is Derrick and he came here with Twilight.." Applejack said as she pointed to me.

Big Mac just nodded and walked up to me and stretched his hoof out to me, oh god... He wants a handshake too? I'm going to lose my arm! I thought as I hesitantly streched my hand out.

"Howdy there Derrick! I'm Applejack's older brother Big MacIntosh, but you can just call me Big Mac if ya like." He said politely as we shook hands... Hoofs... Whatever. Unlike Applejack, Big Mac didn't rip my God damn arm off, whether it was from restraint or him simply not being as strong I didn't know, but regardless I was grateful.

"Uh... just call me DJ.." I said as we stopped our hoof shake. I then noticed the little one was hiding cowardly behind him.

"Applebloom... Introduce yourself..." Applejack said sternly making the little one come out. She gulped nervously and walked up to me. I looked down at her and realized my height may be scaring her, so I knelt down to her level and gave a warm smile.

"Um...Howdy... Mr...DJ...ah... ahm Applebloom..." She said shakingly.

"Don't worry Applebloom I won't hurt you... I promise!" I said feeling a bit sappy about it. This made her calm down somewhat and she smiled back.

After the basic introductions we all sat down at the table except Big Mac, who went into the kitchen to help granny or something. Twilight and Applejack were talking about something and Applebloom was just sitting quietly.

I was bored so I decided to ask her something, because I noticed the apple family all had apple cutie marks except her.

"So... You haven't found your talent yet?" I asked.

Applebloom suddenly looked sad at my question, maybe I shouldn't have asked that? She sighed and answered.

"No... Apples run in the family... but that doesn't mean ma cutie mark has to be one... Me and mah friends are the only ones that don't have one yet.." She said sorrowfully.

I cringed slightly, yep shouldn't have asked that...

"Well...uh I'm sure you'll get one... Pretty soon.." I said reassuringly.

She suddenly brightened up and smiled at me.

"Mister DJ... Do ya think you could help me get mine?" She asked with hope in her eyes.

I raised my eyebrows, humans don't have cutie marks so how the hell would I help her?

"Uh.. Sorry applebloom... Humans don't have cutie marks..." I said honestly, making her sigh in disappointment, something tells me she asks everyone that same question. I was so distracted by this conversation that I didn't notice Big Mac carrying food from the kitchen, followed by a green old looking pony.

I quickly turned to see a few apple based foods like pies, cakes, cobblers you name it and it was on the table. Oh god it all looks... amazing! And Twilight said a SNACK! Big Mac sat across from me while the old pony sat on the far end of the table. The old pony looked wrinkled and frail, she was green with white hair and she had an orange bandana with apples on it around her neck...

"Howdy there Sonny... Its nice to have guests.. Especially such handsome ones like you! I'm Granny Smith by the way!" She said kindly. Whoa that was weird... She said I was handsome? I figured I would appear ugly to the ponies because I was so... different... Then again.. This ones probably kinda weird, because she is old and all. She basically proved my point by falling asleep right then and there, prompting a giggle from everyone while I just smiled nervously.

"OK let's eat y'all!" Applejack said as she pointed to the pies. Twilight used her magic to divide up everything at the table and put food on everyone's plates, I must say magic must come in handy... Too bad I don't have it.

After everyone got there food, the ponies dug in... It was kinda messy. They didn't have forks or spoons, so they just stuck their faces into the food and went to town, while I picked some of it up with my hands and watched them eat. After a few bites they all began to talk among themselves while I just sat back. I looked up and noticed big Mac was giving me a sideways glance. I raised my eyebrow and he quickly went back to eating. After a while I decided to say something.

"So... Big Mac... What do you do around here?" I asked curiously.

He took a bite of his pie before answering.

"Well besides apple buckin with my sister ah usually do the heavy liftin around here..." He said. Hmm makes sense... He is pretty big after all...

" It's mighty hard work sometimes... Plowin those fields.. " he said as he gazed out the window.

"Wait you do it... By yourself?" I asked urgently, there is no way! They must have a work force!

Big Mac shook his head, "Nnope! Just me and ma sister..."

"Damn.." I muttered as I leaned back, these farmers are GOOD !

" Ah also do repairs, you'd be surprised how much stuff breaks around here..." he said with an annoyed look. Gosh it must be hard to fix things with just your mouth and hoofs... I have to give him props.

"Then of course I hafta watch Applebloom... or she'll burn down the barn..." He added as he glared at the filly who was listening to Twilight and applejack. We both shared a quick laugh as we ate more pie.

"Um... Is it OK if I just call you Mac? Its kinda odd for me sense were both guys..." I said with a nervous smile. The real reason was because everytime I said his name I would crave McDonald's and I don't think I'm getting meat again any time soon...

"Oh that's fine ah understand..." He said with a laugh, and a bite of apple cobbler.

We sat silent for a while before I spoke up again.

" Hey... can I ask you something?" I said carefully.

Mac just nodded as he took another bite.

I leaned in and whispered to him, "You're the first guy I've met here so far and in town all I saw was a bunch of girls... Competition for guys is high here isn't it?" I asked quite bluntly taking Mac by suprise.

He then leaned closer and whispered, "It sure is! That's why ah avoid leaving the farm... The mares give me naughty looks..." He said. He then whispered the next part to me extremely quiet.

"I would watch yourself out there partner, ponies date OUTSIDE of their species... So don't be surprised if they give YOU naughty looks too..."

He shuddered as he said the next part "Especially with MATING season in a few weeks..." , His warning made my heart go cold. I was going to have to look out for that because I attracted quite the attention in town already, and we were going to go back soon, hell granny even said I was handsome.

"Thanks for the warning... I'll lookout for that" I said awkwardly making Mac nod.

"Eyyup!"

After a while we finished eating, cleaned up and left. We waved to the apple family as we went back on the path to Ponyville, Twilight trotted happily while I followed nervously.

"Hey DJ? What were you and Big Mac talking about? You look kind of pale.." She asked, turning to me and breaking my train of thought.

"Oh...uh...Farming..." I lied, Twilight looked suspicious.

"Really? Why do you look so worried then?" She asked slowing her pace.

"I guess I'm just nervous... I'm in a new world after all and I have no clue how I got here or if any of this is real..." I said rubbing my head.

"Oh I see..." She said, seemingly satisfied with that answer so we kept walking.

"OK now we should probably go see Rarity next... Her place is pretty deep in town..." Twilight muttered.

"Yay..." I said sarcastically. I wasn't looking forward to going back into town after that WARNING Mac gave me.

We finally reached Ponyville once again except this time I paid attention to the enough I spotted some mares staring at me with a blush on their faces looking at me in a lusty daze. Back home I was considered an above average face but you'd think it wouldn't translate well to a ponie's eyes. This is way to weird for me... I urged Twilight to walk a little faster and she complied with little suspicion.

Eventually we finally arrived at that weird tower looking house from earlier. As Twilight knocked on the door I saw a sign that said "Carousel Boutique". Huh... This place kinda does look like a carousel...

"Rarity is the best around when it comes to clothes and fashion!" Twilight said to me as we waited.

Hmm... That's weird... I haven't seen any ponies with clothes... Oh and that's another problem with this place! Besides their tails covering it at some angles, you could see EVERYTHING ! Thankfully it seems the guys here have a sheath or something so I won't have to see any meat dragging across the floor...

My mind was pulled out of the gutter when the door swung open.

"Twilight darling! Its good to see you!" A voice said from the other side of the door. I couldn't see who it was from my angle so I just waited.

"Hi Rarity! Do you have a few minutes? I want you to meet somepony..." Twilight said happily.

"Who is it? Did you finally meet a nice young stallion?" The pony said as she opened the door wide.

The pony opened her eyes and froze. She was a white pony with purple curly, neat hair and very pretty eyes. She stared up at me in silence.

"Who...who is this?" The pony stammered, her face still expressionless.

"This is my friend Derrick! He's a HUMAN!" Twilight said with a grin but the pony just blinked.

Twilight started to look concerned as she tilted her head slightly.

"Are you OK rarity?"

"Yes im... Quite alright... Its just... Your friend... His clothes... They're absolutely dreadful !" She said as she looked at my clothes. You know what? I don't like this bitch already...

" What's WRONG with my clothes? " I asked sternly as I narrowed my eyes, all I had on was black and white nike.. What's so dreadful about that?

"They're simply too dull and dark! And they're covered with that horrid check mark! We must get you a new set immediately!" Rarity said as she grabbed me with her magic and rushed inside, followed by Twilight.

Sigh... This telekinesis bullshit is really pissing me off! I'm pretty much at the mercy of any unicorn I come across! First thing on my list to do is to find away to prevent ponies from grabbing me. I was expecting to like Twilight's other friends because of the impression Applejack gave me but this "Rarity" was quickly getting on my bad side.

The interior of the boutique was incredibly fancy and neat. There were various materials lying around with a few sowing machines and some pony manikins there as well. I got my hopes up with charging my phone when I saw the sowing machines only to see that there were no wall outlets, Damn...I guess they're magic powered, and until I find a way to charge my phone, I'm not cutting it on.

Rarity magicked some measuring tape over from somewhere and a look of determination crossed her face.

"These simply won't do darling! I'll make you some NEW clothes!" Rarity said as she measured me and the so called dreadful clothes.

"Let me go!" I snapped angrily

"Oh no.. Darling I'm not done measuring yet!" She said as she ignored my request and continued.

"Put me the fuck down!" I yelled making her drop me in suprise.

"I don't want any God damn new clothes!" I snapped angrily at her.

Rarity gasped and held her hoof to her mouth in shock.

"My my... such Language ! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Rarity said sternly pointing a hoof at me.

"Bitch you're not my mother! I can say whatever the fuck I want!" I yelled at her, now I was really mad, within 15 seconds of meeting me this pony managed to insult my clothes, force me into her shop without asking and she even tried to tell me how I should speak.

I stared the pony down angrily and she stared back up at me with narrowed eyes.

"You brute!"

"Shut up cow!"

"No good ruffian!"

"Your CRAZY!"

"You smell FUNNY!"

We exchanged a few more insults before Twilight interrupted us.

"Stop it you two! It was just a simple misunderstanding!" She yelled making us stop. Rarity held her nose in the air and looked away with a huff while I just crossed my arms.

"Rarity you shouldn't have insulted DJ's clothes and you DID force him into getting new ones and DJ you didn't have yell! You could have been less harsh!" she said looking to us sternly. Rarity lowered her head in shame while I just clenched my fists. I was about 101% done with this shit so I walked back toward the door.

"I'm going to let myself out... I'll be outside when you're ready Twilight..." I said coldy as I left and shut the door, no I didn't slam it... That's that immature shit... OK I did a little... A lot...

I ended up just sitting on the porch with my head on my knees and waited. I looked at the crowd of townspeople's or I guess townsponies. Eventually I stared into space in boredom. Suddenly I heard a loud boom sound and a bright rainbow bullet landed in front of me. The rainbow blur created a large cloud of dust that swirled around it. Eventually it faded to reveal a blue pony with messy rainbow hair and her eyes were a piercing red. The thing that I noticed the most about her however were the wings that this pony was now folding to her sides neatly, this pony was a PEGASUS!

Alright so let me see here...

DJ's checklist of bullshit:

Talking technicolor ponies:√

Talking technicolor ponies with HORNS: √

MAGIC: √

Talking technicolor baby DRAGONS:√

Shity Broken Physics: √

EVERYONE is naked:√

Talking technicolor ponies with WINGS:√

OK just had to add that one...

" I can't believe this shit..." I said as I brought my hands to my face. The Pegasus heard me talking and walked over to me.

"Whoa...what are you?" The Pegasus asked as her eyes widened in awe.

"Who wants to know?" I responded sternly hoping the pony would just think I'm a jerk and go away.

"The amazing and totally awsome Rainbow Dash wants to know!" She answered with a smirk.

"Sigh... I'm a Human... Happy now? Good now buzz off..." I said in annoyance as I lowered my head again.

"Whoa a real human?!" She said excitedly as she got closer.

I stood up and walked down the porch and stared down at the pony angrily.

"Gosh...you're almost as tall as Princess Celestia!" She said staring up at me in amazement. Wait what? I'm ALMOST as tall as her? Nope that's impossible... Big Mac was a big stallion, and he only came to my neck. Celestia was probably short and she just had herself portrayed to be tall... Like Napoleon...wait he wasn't actually short...just forget it. The thought of one of any these ponies being taller then me kinda terrified me.

"Alright whatever... Just go away! You're pissing me off!" I snapped angrily. Rainbow dash narrowed her eyes at me and stepped closer.

"What if I don't want to? You can't tell me what to do punk!" She said sternly. OK didn't expect that... this one is kinda fiesty.

I opened my mouth to respond but nothing came, she was right after all because I wasn't going to stoop so low as hitting a pony... Besides isn't that animal abuse? Well they are sapiant... So I'm not sure if they count... Nevertheless this bitch insisted on not leaving and there wasn't a thing I can do about it.

So I just frowned and turned back.

I sat back down on the porch as Rainbow Dash trotted up to me looking victorious.

"I'm so awesome... I'm the fastest flyer in Equestria!" She said proudly getting into some corny looking pose.

"I don't care..." I said bluntly as I glared at her.

" I find that hard to believe anyway... How can you even fly with those tiny things?" I added as I pointed to her wings.

She looked to her wings and stretched them out.

"Hey! My wings aren't small! And I can fly just fine !" She said as she hovered in the air to proof her point.

"They're still tiny"

" No they're not!"

"They really are... It should be impossible for you to even take off with those stubby things... You're wings span is pathetic.." I said, making her coat bristle in anger.

"Well... What about you? You don't even have wings!" She said pointing at me.

"Humans don't need wings, we've built machines to do the flying for us.." I said casually.

"PFF... So did we! hot air balloons are slow anyways!" She said waving a hoof.

"We have machines way faster then those..." I said shaking my head, a few planes coming to mind like a f-35 or the R-77 blackbird .

"Yeah right!" She said dismissing my statement.

I looked up into the sky and saw a few pegasus flying around, before they disappeared behind a huge cloud...

"Man its cloudy today..." I muttered to myself

Rainbow dash looked up into the sky and saw all the various clouds.

"I'll get rid of them.." Rainbow dash said confidently making me stare at here puzzled .

"What do you mean... I'll get rid of them ?!" I asked as I narrowed my eyes, what is she thinking? She says like that like she can control the weather...

Rainbow dash suddenly soared into the air at alarming speed, she left a brilliant rainbow trail behind her as she zipped through the sky, busting clouds apart into nothing as she flew. After about 10 seconds the sky was clear and she landed in front of me wearing a smug grin.

"Told you I'm awesome!" She said as she flipped her rainbow hair with a smirk.

I... I have no words for this... She broke... All the physics... I'm...so...confused...FUCKING PONIES!

I stared blankly at her and I just put my head down slowly in defeat.

Eventually she started going into this long speech about how "Awesome she was and how she was going to join the Wonder Bolts and how she could do Sonic Rainbooms or some shit I don't even know anymore...

A minute later Twilight finally emerged from Rarity's house.

"Finally!" I sad in relief as I stood up again.

Rainbow dash looked surprised as she pointed to me.

"You know him ?" She said in shock, Wait a second...

"You know her ?" I said pointing to Rainbow dash.

Twilight just nodded with a nervous smile.

"Rainbow dash meet Derrick, Derrick meet Rainbow dash!" She said pointing to us respectively.

"Hmm... It seems you to are already acquainted.." She said as she looked between us.

Rainbow dash pointed to herself proudly. "Yup! I was just showing this guy how awesome I am..."

"By stroking your ego? We heard all of it from inside..." Twilight said as she deadpanned.

Rainbow dash just snorted angrily and folded her hoofs.

Her attitude changed when she suddenly remembered something.

"Oh hay I forgot! I need to ask Rarity something!" She said putting a hoof to her face...kinda like a facepalm... But with hoofs...sigh...

"Sounds like a personal problem..." I said slyly as the rainbow pegasus ran up to the door pushing past Twilight.

"Gotta go! I'll see ya later Twi!" She blurted before disappearing inside Rarity's house.

I stood up and began to walk away.

"Let's Go Twilight!" I Muttered waving to her to lead the way and we began to walk again.

After some quiet Twilight spoke up.

"You should really apologize to Rarity... She feels terrible about what happened earlier.." Twilight said with her head down.

I just scoffed, I hope I never see her crazy ass again.

"Why should I apologize? I did nothing wrong! Besides she didn't even apologize to me!" I said in outrage.

"I know... But she said she would apologize later at a more appropriate time... Whatever that means..." She said looking a bit confused.

I just shook my head and looked away... Hey there's that hobbit house again... Oh looks like that's our stop, Twilight's heading there.

She knocked on the door of the hobbit house and we waited... And waited... And waited... Knocked again... And waited... And waited... Ok we're done here.

"Looks like Fluttershy isn't home..." Twilight said as she turned back to me and I sighed in annoyance.

"I guess it's off to Sugarcube corner then!" Twilight said happily as we walked back toward the gingerbread house. Something was off though... The streets were... Empty... There wasn't a single pony on the street.

"Where is everypony?" Twilight asked as she looked around worriedly.

"I don't like this... Something is up..." I said suspiciously. Where they fuck was everyone? This was beginning to creep me out...

After some walking we finally made it to the edible house or "Sugarcube corner".

"Well we're here! Let's get a cake from Pinkie and go to my place..." Twilight said as she opened the door.

Unlike the other places we visited, this was a restaurant, so it was a bit larger than you're average house...

As Twilight opened the door she gasped.

"What is it?" I said as I stuck my head through the doorway. Literally a second after I did that, the room lit up and there were ponies... ponies as far as my eyes could see. Most of them were just random towns ponies, but I actually recognized some of them. Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Spike and even Mac was here! There was also this yellow Pegasus with pink hair standing with them. They were all staring at me with warm smiles. So many ponies staring at me got me nervous, I would have retreated if Twilight wasn't standing behind me.

They all took deep breaths at the same time, then they all screamed at the top of there lungs.

"Suprise!" They all yelled in unison.

Sigh... Whos idea was this? I was hoping to be done with ponies for a while after we came here but Nnnooooo some bitch had to throw us a suprise party! and for what? By the time this is over I'm going to have a huge headache...

My thoughts were interrupted when I looked to my right and saw a pink pony with blue eyes, giving me a smile so wide that it actually DID pop off her face. Oh god that's worse than the Science face! Who is this?

"Hi I'm Pinkie pie!"

Author's Notes:

Notes: you all knew that was coming! I'm liking this so far, the story is practically writing itself! (Of course I still have some stuff planned out!) Anyway sense I am enjoying myself with this , I'm going to focus on this story for a while, I guess a break from my other fanfic...

The party and meeting with Pinkie,Fluttershy and Luna should follow soon...

Thanks for reading!(I think I'm gonna stop saying that.)