Act 4 part 2: Truth or Dare?

Pinkie started zipping in and out of the kitchen at speeds rivaling Rainbow Dash. Each time she did, a new dessert would appear on the large table in the center of the room. There were cakes, cookies, salads and brownies. Then Applejack brought out her legendary apple pies which, made everyone's mouths water from proximity alone. Then finally Twilight brought out what appeared to be two Drink Coolers. One of them was red and one of them was blue. I wonder why? The second she placed them down I was on top of them though, because I'm super fucking thirsty. I pried open the blue cooler and stopped in my tracks. There were a bunch of assorted drinks floating in a pool of water, and it was warm! "Twilight? Where is the ice?" I mumbled. "Oh! I forgot to cast the chill spell!" She said with a giggle as she lit her horn up. "Chill spell?" I questioned as she aimed at the warm water. Then I watched as a blue beam zapped the water, forming a sheet of ice that instantly started cooling the drinks. Huh... Should have seen that coming.

She then walked over to the red cooler and did the same. Rainbow casually flew up to the red cooler and reached inside, but Twilight immediately swatted her hoof away. "Ah ah ah! We're saving those for LATER..." Twilight said as she shook her head. "Aww man!" Rainbow said with a frown as she returned to her cloud. I took a peek inside before she closed it, and it looked like there were assorted whine bottles in there, as well as some small barrels. So I guess blue is the general purpose drink cooler, while red is the booze, got it. There were some plates and silverware laid out too. "Well y'all can help yourse-" Applejack started before almost getting steamrolled by Soarin. "I'll take this and this and this and-" Soarin said excitedly as he took one of everything. This motherfucker can eat! I decided to go ahead and get something now before Soarin eats it all. So I got 2 vanilla cupcakes, a BIG slice of Applejack's famous pie, A few brownies and a small bottle of apple juice. I didn't really know where to sit so I sat across the room at that glass table that I broke, now restored. Soarin and the other Guy's sat with me while all the girls stayed at the couch area. Both groups were far enough to where we couldn't hear what the other was saying.

"Oh man! I'm Loving this pie!" Soarin said as he happily dug into his food. "Eyyup! that's my sister's cookin for ya..." Mac said with a chuckle. "These brownies are fucking heavenly!" I said as I threw one in my mouth. "Holy crap! I'm coming down here for cake more often!" Flash said as he munched on some chocolate cake. "Now y'all stop acting like y'all never had Sweets before!" Mac said with an annoyed snort. He calmly placed a piece of pie in his mouth. "Hey! We don't eat this kinda stuff every day like you do..." Soarin said, as he shot an angry glance at Mac. "So mac... what did they do to get you to come?" I asked curisoly. Mac then looked down in embarrassment. "Uh... Ah actually.... Wanted to come...." He whispered. Wait what? "Really?" I Said in shock. "Y...yeah..." He muttered with a nervous smile. "Ok...why?" I asked, I thought he doesn't like going to parties! And suddenly he actually WANTED to?

"Well....honestly... Ah came because a certain... Pony was gonna be here..." He whispered as he looked over to Fluttershy. Oh.....ohhhhh.... I see now. I remember he told me that he liked her. "Wow..... Are me and Soarin the only ones that didn't come to hook up?" I muttered with annoyance. "Actually.....now that I'm here..." Soarin said with a sly grin, as he looked over at Rarity. "Fuck you guys...." I muttered with a facepalm. "So what game do you think we're playing first?" Flash asked. "Were probably going to start off with something tame...like board games or something.." I muttered as I drank some applejuice. "Really? I hope we go straight into the good stuff! I'm ready for some Truth or Dare!" Soarin said as he murdered some cookies. "I just hope they don't give us crazy Dares..." Flash said nervously. "Unless you want to buy that beer, you're going to have to do it regardless..." I reminded. "What are y'all going on about?" Mac questioned. "We have an agreement to do every dare that the girls throw at us...even if it involves kissing..." Flash muttered with disdain. Mac started to laugh. "Why on earth would Y'all do that?" He asked. "Oh its just for fun! I mean... Don't you agree that it would be lame if we all said no to anything we were slightly uncomfortable with?" Soarin said. "Hmmm I guess so..." Mac muttered with a nod. "So are you going to do it with us?" I ask. "Nnnnope! Ah am going to sit back and watch y'all embarrass yourselves!" Mac said with a laugh. "Alright then ya fuckin pussy..." I muttered angrily. Mac just laughed again, I guess he really doesn't care.

After that we fell silent and focused on eating. The girls on the other side were too busy talking up a storm to focus on eating. Even with our silence we still couldn't discern exactly what they're saying. I wonder what they were talking about...

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"Well that's a load of Horseapples..." Rainbow dash muttered as she set her head on the cloud with an annoyed sigh. "Do we really have to start the slumber party off with *gulp* that game?" Fluttershy asked nervously. "Well... According to the book, starting it off with this will make the party more exciting..." Twilight said as she flipped through "How to have a fun slumber party (with boys edition)". " I still can't believe that you're following a damn book for this thing... " Gilda said with a facepalm. "Well that's Twilight for ya..." Applejack said with a giggle. "Personally I think it's a wonderful idea!" Rarity said happily. "Yeah... You just want some smooching from Dawn over there..." Rainbow teased. Rarity opened her mouth to retort but stopped short. "I'm sure we all want a little somthin from Dawn..." Applejack said with a smirk. "I want to give him a big warm hug!" Pinkie said happily. "Uh... Didn't you already crush his bones?" Gilda pointed out. "No silly! I want to give him ANOTHER hug!" She said with a giggle. "I just want to win that bet that we made a while ago..." Applejack said with a smirk. "What bet?" Gilda asked curiously. "They made a bet to see who could win Dawn over first..." Twilight said with a deadpan expression.

"Yep! And there is only one pony cool enough to win it! And that's yours truly!" Rainbow said confidently. "Oh please... Get you're head out of the clouds darling." Rarity said as she snickered behind her hoof. "Y'all can keep dreaming, because ah am gonna win!" Applejack said with determination. "I don't get what you see in him..." Gilda muttered as she Glanced over to Dawn across the large room. Then Rainbow, Rarity and Applejack looked at her like she was crazy. "Really Gilda? You've dated a few stallions in the past, and you can honestly say that Dawn ISN'T a total Hottie?" Rainbow questioned as she pointed toward the stallion in question. Gilda paused and looked at Dawn again "ok...he's... Kinda hot... I guess..." She muttered as she nodded slowly. "I still don't see why you want him between your legs so badly..." Gilda said with a smirk. That seemed to silence the three mares as they're cheeks turned Red hot. "Uh... I'm afraid I don't have the slightest clue of what you're talking about dear..." Rarity said as she averted her eyes. "Uh...ah...ah don't..." Applejack muttered. "I don't like him that much..." Rainbow said with a nervous smile.

"Yeah right.... I can fucking smell your hormones raging... It's that time of year for you mares isn't it?" Gilda said with a smug grin. All the girls looked away and sat silently. "Yep that about confirms it for me..." Gilda said with a laugh. "H..hey its not funny..." Rainbow muttered completely flustered. "In all seriousness though... Even if one of you 'wins his heart' the rest of you are going to have to look elsewhere..." Gilda reminded. "Not trying to burst your bubble but there ARE other guys at that table..." She added. The three took some time to consider that before Rainbow spoke up. "But... Two of them are..uh...taken..." She said. "Taken?" Gilda questioned. "Fluttershy likes Big Mac and Twilight likes Flash!" Rainbow quickly blurted, making Twilight Furious and Fluttershy almost faint. "WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT!!!" Twilight yelled at the top of her lungs making everyone freeze in place. The guys stopped they're conversation and looked to the velvet mare with shock.

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The Fuck?! Why is Twilight yelling? Is the gossip that deep already? Whatever it is, she's fucking pissed! Me and the guys sat there with wide eyes and gaping mouths, as Twilight realized the whole room was staring at her. Soarin leaned close to Flash and whispered "That's all you buddy..." He teased as he snickered behind his hoofs. "Hey let's go over there... We're all done eating anyway..." I whispered. Then we all shuffled awkwardly to the table.

"Um....uh....I..." Twilight sputtered, here eyes pinpricks as she sat there completely flustered. "Uh... I think its time to start the first party game... Right Twilight?" Rarity said. "What? Oh yes! Yes it is!" Twilight said quickly as she snatched the a book off the table and almost forgot her outburst completely. I raised my brow and tilted my head slightly. "Hey...what's the book for?" I asked. "Twilight is following instructions from it to run this party!" Gilda said with a laugh. I did a slow motion face hoof and all the guys laughed making Twilight snort angrily. "Hey lemme see the book..." I asked. Twilight simply let go of it and I willed it over to me and started flipping through it. It was a highly detailed guide on how to host the party. I then came upon a chapter labeled "naughty" which peaked my interest. There I was thinking that it was talking about Dangerous pranks and Dares. Lets see what this chapters about...

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*slams book shut*

I almost tossed the fucking book at Twilight. I sat there with red hot cheeks "Uh...go ahead and start the game..." I muttered while looking away. "You look like you saw a ghost! Are you ok Dawn?" Rainbow asked with a smirk. "Yeah... I'm good..." I muttered without looking up. "What was on that page?" Gilda asked. "You don't want to fucking know..." I said with a shake of my head. She just narrowed her eyes, then Twilight spoke up again. "Alright everypony! Gather around the table...." She said. We all sat in the same configuration as before and waited.

"The first game we're going to play is Truth or Dare!" Twilight said with a wide grin, making me and the guys groan loudly, except Soarin. "Yeah! Bring on the Dares!" He yelled confidentiality. "Everypony must go once, and no pony can challenge somepony who just dared them." she added. Ok good, I could see a scenario where I end up going back and forth with the same person. "I'll start the game off and we'll go from there..." Twilight said as she rubbed her chin and looked around, probably thinking of something sinister. Then she looked at Rainbow with a sly grin.

"Rainbow Dash Truth or Dare?" Twilight said with a smirk.

"Truth.... Buck! I mean Dare!"

"Too late! Who do you have a crush on in this room?"

Rainbow smiled nervously and looked hesitant to say anything at all.

*Cough* "Dawn" *Cough*

"What was that? Couldn't quite hear you..."

"DAWN!" She yelled angrily her cheeks flaming red. Everyone then looked at me like they were expecting me to say something. What do they want from me? Are we supposed to kiss now then run off into the sunset together? Fuck off!

"Uh...can I have my face back?" I said in annoyance getting them to look away.

"Ok my Turn!" Rainbow said excitedly, completely abandoning her embarrassment as she looked around the room for her first victim.

Pleasedon'tpickmepleasedon'tpickmepleasedon'tpickme...

"Dawn, Truth or dare?"

FUCK!

Ok let's think about this shit... If I pick Truth, she'll ask me some awkward shit like "whoes your crush?" Or "how big are you?" Or something. If I pick Dare then she'll make me do something awkward. Hmm...

"Dare!"

"Alright I dare you to... Show us some cool magic!" She said with a smirk.

"Really that's it?" I asked in surprise.

"Yep!" She said with a firm nod. Wow! I can't believe it! Maybe this won't be so bad after all! Ok what should I do? I could.. Conjure up something? Na... I could shoot a laser! Meh... Damn... I don't know that much cool magic... Well at least things I could show them... Crap!

"Uh... Anyone thirsty?" I asked nervously. They all muttered various forms of yes. "Alright here goes?" I said as I powered up my magic. I used it to conjure a glass of water in front of everyone. Everyone seemed genuinely impressed... Except Rainbow Dash.

"Laaaaame..." She muttered with a shake of her head, making me growl angrily.

"What do you mean lame?"

"I mean that was so lame, that you're in the negative for coolness right now"

"So? Everyone else thought it was neat!" I said as everyone acknowledged with a nod.

"Yeah but I'm the one who dared you!" She said firmly.

"So? I did what you asked!"

"I said some COOL magic!"

"You know what? FINE!" I yelled as I transformed into my Pegasus form. Everyone's Jaws Dropped, except Twilight and the guys who already knew about it. Hmm.... Something tells me Rainbow just wanted to see my Pegasus form again.... Dammit how am I going to explain this?

"Oh my..." Rarity said in shock.

"Oh my Celestia..." Applejack said, completely mind blown.

"No...fucking...way!" Gilda almost yelled.

"..." Fluttershy said...or whispered... Or... Whatever, she didn't say shit.

"Oooooo!" Pinkie said as her eyes brightened up to the point where I could see my reflection in them.

"Just An.... illusion spell I've been working on..." I muttered nervously as I changed back. "That's... Pretty cool...." Gilda admitted with a nod. "That was quite impressive! That must require some powerful magic..." Rarity said as she looked to me in awe. "Oh oh oh! Do it again!" Pinkie asked cheerfully. "Uh..no can do... It takes too much of my magic.." I muttered as I scratched my head. "That was pretty impressive Mr.Dawn..." Fluttershy said kindly. I nodded in return then I looked at Applejack and almost cursed out loud. She was looking at me suspiciously... Shit she's onto me! She looked like she was about to call BS, so I quickly took my turn.

"Applejack, Truth or Dare?" I quickly asked, making her suspicions fade.

"Uh... Dare?"

"I Dare you to... Uh... Go the rest of the night without your Hat and your hair ties!" I said sheepishly. Hey... shut up! I couldn't think of anything!

"The whole night?" Applejack asked as she gripped her hat tightly and looked nervous.

"Yep!" I said with a smug grin. She sighed and slowly removed her hair ties, letting her mane and tail hair free. Then she removed her hat, placing it and a small box on the table. Rainbow Dash lost her shit. "Ha! you look ridiculous!" She said as she rolled on the floor. "You have beautiful hair Applejack! You should let me style it sometime!" Rarity said with glistening eyes. "Ah don't want no fancy hairstyle, ya hear?!" Applejack said angrily. That made everyone else lose there shit. Along with me. I basically imagined Applejack with Rarity's hair style.

"Hey what's in that box?" I asked curiously, as I pointed to it on the table. Applejack suddenly started smiling devilishly. "That there box has the stuff for mah Dare..." Applejack said with a mischievous grin. "Oh ok..." I muttered as I averted my eyes. That grin makes me nervous... I seriously hope I don't get whatever is in that box! Well... It seems like Applejack has forgotten about whatever she was suspicious about at least... For now.

"Alright.... Let's see here..." Applejack said as she looked around the room for a victim. This time I was pretty lax because I know she can't pick me because I just picked her.

"Big Mac! Truth or dare?" She said as she pointed to him.

"Dare!"

"Alright then... Ya already know what I'm going to Dare ya to do..."

"Eyyyup!"

"And are ya gonna do it?"

"Nnnnope!"

"Wow Mac... Way to puss out..." Soarin muttered with a disappointed head shake.

"What was the dare?" I asked curiously. Applejack grabbed that box from earlier and opened it, revealing the contents to everyone. There was a set of three Bright blue plump peppers. All the girls Gasped while Me and Soarin looked confused. "The Fuck are those?" I muttered with a raised brow. "Those...those are frost peppers aren't they!" Twilight said, with widened eyes. "Frost pepper?" Soarin muttered still looking puzzled. "That's a pretty extreme Dare Applejack, even for me!" Rainbow muttered. "Looks like fun to me!" Pinkie said happily. "That's because you think everything is fun Pinkie..." Gilda muttered.

"Heh... Come on Mac! It can't be that bad..." Soarin Muttered as he flew over and snatched up the box, then he returned to his seat next to us with it. "I'll eat one with you if it makes you feel better Mac..." He muttered as he held one in his hoof and studied it. "Yeah right... I don't think you're Stallion enough..." Gilda teased with a smirk. "What?!?" Soarin blurted with an angry snort. "You heard her... You're not Stallion enough to eat that pepper!" I teased as I nudged his side. "Ha! You're not either!" Gilda said with a laugh. "WHAT DID YOU SAY????" I suddenly yelled, surprising some of the girls. Then Gilda walked over to me.

"I said... YOU'RE... NOT... STALLION... ENOUGH... TO... EAT... ONE!" Gilda said sternly as she poked my Chest with each word. Ok... Challenge accepted bitch!

"Soarin..."

"What?"

"Give me one of those fucking peppers..." I demanded. He nodded and tossed me one and I caught it with my hoof. I maintained eye contact with Gilda as I got ready to eat the pepper. I've had pretty hot peppers back home.. Like the legendary ghost pepper, so I'm fairly confident I can handle this thing.

"You going to eat one too Flash?"

"Nah...I'm good" he muttered nervously.

"Alright whatever suit yourself ya fuckin wuss..." I muttered, getting a few giggles as I raised it to my mouth.

"You ready Soarin?"

"Yeah! Let's do it!"

"Alright! 3...."

"2....."

"1....."

"Eat!"

*chomp*

Soarin and I tossed the peppers into our mouths, making everyone Gasp, especially Gilda, who I maintained constant eye contact with the entire time.

"You guys are fucking idiots for actually doing it..." Gilda muttered with a shake of her head.

"Whatever... You're just mad because we ARE stallion enough to handle whatever you throw at us!" I said as I tapped my chest confidantly.

"Yeah... And apprantly you're also dumb enough..." Rainbow muttered as she started laughing again.

"Say what you want girls, but we did it!" Soarin said. Then me and him did a bro hoof and smiled confidently. Then we made our way over to Mac.

"I can't believe you didn't eat one Mac, that was the mildest pepper I've ever had!" I teased.

"Y'all say that now... But later you'll regret even lookin at those peppers..." Mac said with a smug grin.

"Pfft! Yeah right! That was the best thing I've ever had!" I said with a chuckle.

"Right Soarin?"

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"RIGHT SOARIN???"

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"Soarin?" I said worriedly as I looked over to him, what I saw pretty much got me out of this "I'm a stallionly motherfucker" mode. Soarin appeared to be frozen in place. His eyes were pinpricks and his expression was stuck in complete agony. He sat there speechless, occasionally letting out a breath that was somehow visible even in this warm room. What the fuck is wrong with him? Oh...Oh...oooooh... I think I get it now... I...I think I understand why its called a FROST pepper...

Suddenly my jaw completely locked up and I started to shiver. Then my mouth started to feel cold... Like the entire mass of Antarctica was in my fucking mouth! "F...f...f...u...c...c...k" I barely managed, as I sat there in agony. Everyone started laughing except Rarity and Fluttershy, who looked like they just felt sorry for us, Twilight just cringed really hard. HOLY FUCK THIS SUCKS DONKEY NUTZ!!! You know that feeling you get when there's ice in your mouth, and its cold to the point where you want to spit it out? Well that's us right now... Except we can't spit it out! We feel it all over our mouths and throats, even our fucking stomachs feel it! Oh and also... Worst Brain freeze I've ever experienced in my entire motherfucking life!

The Frost pepper is so crazy that its too much for my regular bullshit list. It instead goes on my ADVANCED bullshit list... Along with Pinkie Pie and Celie's appetite for cake.

"Y'all alright? Ya look a little.... Frosty..." Mac said as he and the others errupted in laughter.

"Yeah guys! You just need to....chill..." Rainbow said with a smirk.

"Heh...don't give us the... Cold shoulder..." Gilda added.

"I groaned loudly because of their shity ice jokes, Only making them laugh harder. Rarity, one of the only ones not currently exploding with laughter walked over to us.

"Aww... Leave the poor dears alone... Look at them! They're in absolute agony!" Rarity scolded getting the assholes to stop laughing.

"Alright Rarity... We'll put the jokes...on ice!" Rainbow muttered making them all laugh again. Oh god... They're fucking jokes are almost worse than my freezing mouth right now. Twilight used her magic to summon a nearby book off a shelf. She opened it and flipped to a certain page and started reading.

"The Equestrian Frost pepper. It's technically the mildest pepper out there because it Freezes your mouth instead of burning it. Symptoms include, paralysis in the face and mouth. Constant shivering, breath so cold that its visible, brain freeze, as well as feeling 40-20 degrees colder than you actually are." Twilight read out. "The effects of the pepper can last from a few minutes up to a few hours depending on the pony. Some report feeling cold even though they're other symptoms were long gone." She added. Soarin and I Groaned in annoyance, I can't imagine feeling like this for more than a few minutes, let alone a few hours. I feel like I'm freezing to death!

"Twilight Dear... Does the book say anything about possible remedies? The poor boys are suffering..." Rarity said as she looked at us sadly. I find it a bit worrying that she's the only one trying to help us right now. At least Rainbow and the others stopped their obnoxious laughter and jokes, they were so bad that they probably gave me cancer.

"It says here that a simple hug from a friend can temporarily Reduce the severity of their symptoms, As well as a kiss from one close to their hearts..." Twilight answered. Huh? That's a weird ass cure. Equestria is a strange place... The worst part is she said nothing about straight up making the effect go away so Soarin and I are still Dealing with this for a while.

"YAY! HUGS!!" Pinkie Yelled out as she clinged to me in a tight embrace. Great...now im cold...AND getting my bones crushed! This better fucking work. "Oh come here Darling let me help you..." Rarity said with a warm smile as she Grabbed Soarin into a loving embrace. they sat there hugging us for a couple seconds. "Uh...I don't think its working-" Gilda started to say. "WOO! I CAN FEEL MY FACE!" I suddenly blurted as I thrust my front hoofs in the air victoriously. "YEAH I'M BACK BABY!" Soarin yelled.

"Uh...yay..." Mac muttered with a nervous smile. Soarin and I looked at each other and smiled mischievously, we were thinking the same thing.

"Just pause the hug for a second Pinkie..." I said as she let go of me. I slowly started walking toward Mac. "Excuse me Milady..." Soarin said respectfully, as he did the same. We both walked over and stood next to Mac menacingly on either side of him. Everyone stayed silent in anticipation of what we were about to do. "Uh...howdy..." Mac muttered as he backed away slightly.

"Mac"

"Yeah?"

"You're going to eat a frost pepper..."

"Nnnnope!"

"Eyyyup!"

"NNNOPE!"

"EYYYUP!"

Before he could move I immediately used my magic to restrain him. " It's gonna happen Mac... Just take it like a stallion... " I muttered as Soarin took the last Frost pepper out of the box and slowly Raised it Toward Mac's mouth. "Open up big guy..." Soarin said with a smug grin. "Now fellas let's talk about this!" Mac pleaded. "Nope!" Soarin muttered as he shoved the pepper into Mac's mouth. He tried several times to spit it out but my magic wouldn't allow it. He finally gave up and chewed and swallowed the pepper. "What did y'all go and do that for?" Mac demanded angrily. "Payback for starting this shit..." I muttered.

"But I didn't start nothing! Mah sister brought the dern peppers!"

"Yeah... Then you didn't eat them..."

"Its not mah fault Y'all wanted to be tough!"

"You're right...its Gilda's Fault..."

"Then...then why didn't ya make HER eat it?"

"Because I would claw your stomach open, hang you by you're intrails and use you as a punching bag if you tried?" Gilda interrupted.

"Uh...no..." I said with a nervous smile. Sheesh girl...

"Because you wussed out of your dare and we only had one pepper left..." Soarin answered for me. Mac just groaned angrily and waited for his icey doom.

"Hey... Look on the bright side... Its your turn to dare... And besides... You'll thank us later for this anyway! Trust me!" Soarin said with a wink. Mac just rolled his eyes and stared at the floor. I don't get what Soarin means by "he'll thank us later" Heh.. more like he'll embarrass the fuck out of us later.

"Hey Mac..." Soarin suddenly said urgently.

"What?" Mac said dryly.

"Chill..."

Then Mac's face suddenly froze and the pepper started taking affect. We both exploded with laughter, that was the most perfectly timed joke ever!"

"Hahaha! Dang... I suppose this is the part where we make cheesy ice jokes right?" I muttered as I looked to Soarin.

"I guess so...hmm"
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"Damn. I can't think of anything.."

"Me neither.."

"Dash and Gilda took all the cool ones..."

"Dude you just said one!"

"Wow I did didn't I? I think I'm burnt out on the jokes now though..."

"Then maybe you should... Chill?"

"..."

"Yeah... Its not funny anymore..."

"Bummer..."

"This revenge is way less satisfying than I thought it would be..."

"Yeah now I just feel like a dick..."

We both sighed In disappointment and looked to the others. Twilight was neutral about the whole thing, Applejack had this toothy grin, probably because we made Mac do the dare for her. Rainbow and Gilda were trying their best not to laugh. Pinkie and Rarity had an extreme case of the giggles and Fluttershy... Was pissed.... Like... Absolutely fucking livid. I tapped Soarin who was smiling up until that point and we both sat there locked in eye contact with Fluttershy. It was as if the earth suddenly sat still and time stopped existing. Holy hell she's creeping me the fuck out! What is this look she's giving us? I feel like she's tearing my fucking soul limb from limb. Now I regret doing this to Mac... A little...

She said nothing and just glared at us as she walked over to Mac and gave him a loving hug. I think I see why Soarin said that he'd thank us now. I bet Mac would be cheesing his ass off right now. In fact now that he's thawed out he's cheesin hard! Unfortunately Fluttershy is still giving us that soul shattering stare. "So...I'm sorry and stuff?" I muttered. Fluttershy just stuck her nose up in the air and continued to hug Mac. Ok bitch be that way!

"You know... Mac has been thawed out for a while now..." I muttered with a ghost of a smile. Fluttershy's death stare finally ceased and her eyes widened. "Oh...uh...I was just.....EPP!" She said as she zipped away and hid behind one of the couches, prompting more laughter. Mac now unthawed, cleared his throat and stared at me and Flash, no doubt plotting his revenge Dare. Thankfully he can't pick both of us so...

Pleasenotme!Pleasenotme!Pleasenotme!

"Dawn, truth or dare?"

"FUCK! I mean Dare."

"Since ya wanted to play dirty and force that dare on me, ah dare ya to talk dirty to Gilda and Rainbow over there!" He said with a smirk. I deadpanned and immediately slammed my head against the table. Talk Dirty? TALK DIRTY? I can't do that! There a fucking reason majority of my dates went south! The what the hell am I supposed to say anyway? Bend over? Heh... I bet that would work in another situation somehow, but it just sounds like I want to rape everything that ever existed on every planet and exoplanet in the universe, I can't be that blunt!

"I have no clue how do this but ok..." I muttered sheepishly as I made my way over to them. They both looked like they were going to explode with laughter and everyone else leaned in closer to hear. You're not making it any easier assholes! Well I suppose it could be worse... I don't have to make out with them. I cleared my throat and tried to put on a straight face despite the awkwardness, it seemed they had the same problem as me because they couldn't stop giggling. I took a deep breath and looked at them seriously.

"Let's bang..."

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"BWAHAHAHAHA!"

They all started laughing their asses off, some of them rolling on the floor even.

"A..am I really that bad at it?" I muttered nervously.

"Yeah...definitely..." Rainbow said with a shake of her head.

"Absolutely horrible..." Rarity muttered.

Pinkie said nothing because she was still laughing.

"Honestly I just feel offended..." Gilda said with a facepalm

"Ah think you should try again..." Applejack said with a hearty chortle.

"Um...no offense but that was bad....." Fluttershy said timidly.

"You definitely need help... I have a few books here if you wa-" Twilight started to say, but I shot her a stern look. Then I turned to the guys.

"Was it THAT BAD?"

"Eyyup!" Mac said with a chuckle.

"I honestly have no clue..." Flash said with a shrug.

"That was so sad that I almost cried..." Soarin said with a sigh.

Damn... I'm really bad at this... I almost feel required to try again. Alright Derrick you can do this! Hmm I'll use a dick joke! I think I'm fairly good at those. I'll start with a cheesy pickup! I shushed everyone and cleared my throat again. Remember... Just be sexy! I don't think telling myself to be sexy will actually make me sexier... Eh it was worth a shot!

"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."

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Can't tell how everyone feels about that one, I'm scared to even look. Well...at least nobody is laughing, I seem to have Gilda and Rainbow's attention though. Hell I'll go again, let's make it even cheesier!

"I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet."

Silence.

Ok this Is weird... All the girls look... Nervous... "So... How did I do?" I asked curiously.

"I....uh....think you won't be needing the book..." Twilight muttered.

"Um.. you're definitely getting there..." Rarity said as she struggled to make eye contact.

"*giggle* I feel so warm and fuzzy!" Pinky chirped.

"That sounded... Alright.." Applejack said as she played with her loose hair awkwardly.

Fluttershy was... Gone? Oh nevermind she's behind that chair again. I hope she realizes we can see her tail poking out and also her a- Uh... Nevermind. I turned back to Rainbow and Gilda. Their wings were fully extended and they were staring into space slightly flustered and wearing that half lidded face. The girls weird behavior made me slowly scoot over to the guys. They were all sitting there wide eyed and I started whispering to Soarin.

"Did I do better this time?"

"I guess... What was with the voice?"

"What voice?"

"That voice you used the second time. It seemed to work wonders on them!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Take a look!" Soarin muttered as he pointed at the girls. All of them were in varying degrees of bliss, trapped in some kind of weird trance.

"Holy shit your right!"

"Yeah! Whatever you did with your voice and your face did this."

"Yeah I guess... Wait my face?"

"Yes your face. You had this weird intense half lidded stare, heck I don't even know how to describe it!"

"Really?"

"Yeah really! Didn't you notice? You did it for crying out loud!"

"No...I don't remember doing that at all! I just told myself...'Be Sexy' and I guess it worked."

"It definitely worked... I mean look at Rainbow and Gilda!"

"What does it mean when their wings open like that?"

"It means their HORNY!"

"What? Really? Oh....ohhh...ohhhhhh... I see now..." I muttered. I really should have known because of all the wing boners I've seen... Heh kinda funny actually... The Princesses do the same thi- ohhhh SHIT! That's what's been going on? Gosh... I must be really hot! Or I've been cursed... Which is more likely in my opinion.

"Let's get the game going again..." I said in my normal voice. Alright it's my turn right? Let's see... Let see... Flash hasn't done shit yet compared to the three of us, so time to put him on the spotlight! Man.. I'm kind of a dick aren't I?

"Flash Truth or Dare?" I suddenly blurted, making all the girls snap out of their weirdness. Flash on the other hand looked half asleep until he heard me. "M...me?" He asked nervously. "Yeah you numbnuts! Truth or Dare?" I muttered with annoyance. Flash was too nervous to catch my insult because he was struggling to comprehend that its his turn to fuck something up. "...uh...t...truth..." He said weakly. Goddamn, you just made it 5 times harder for yourself Flash! I'm going to give him a dare that will actually HELP him. You know just a little nudge toward that goal of his!

"Alright... What do you think of... Twilight?" I said casually. Ok...I said little... I may have lied. All eyes were on him as his face turned a near impossible shade of red. "T...Twilight?" Flash whispered. "Yes Twilight! I didn't stutter... Now go on!" I barked. Twilight seemed to be eagerly awaiting his answer.

"Well...I uh..." He stuttered as he gazed nervously at her. Then as if he was just smacked in the face with confidence he suddenly straightned up.

"Well I think that she's A very Strong, Confident, Intelligent, beautiful and kind mare..." He stated with a warm smile. Twilight's looked away and blushed nervously, making her friends go "awww!". Then I patted Flash's back. " See? Was that so hard?" I asked. "Not... Really... I wasn't finished by the way..." He said with mild irritation. "Ok my bad then..." I said with an innocent smile as he cleared his throat to continue.

"As I was saying... You're a beautiful mare... Who I would love to take out on a date some time..." He said assertively. I swear... I think Soarin let this guy borrow some of his confidence or something. Twilight's cheeks looked like they were on fire as she responded timidly.

"W...when?"

"Tomorrow during the rescheduled nightmare night celebration?"

"Yes!"

"Sweet! I'll get you at 7:00"

"O..ok..."

The amount of "AWWW?" In this room is so loud that I'm fairly sure my ears are probably bleeding. In fact I bet this shit can be detected in space! "Just make sure its a DATE and not an ATE..." Gilda muttered, making the couple blush furiously and everyone else laugh. Way to ruin the moment Gilda, I applaud you. Pinkie was litirally bouncing off the fucking walls again. "Woo hoo! I'm so happy, I could throw a party! Hmm... Maybe i should throw a party! A Twilight and Flash are going on a date at 7:00 party!" Pinkie said aloud.

"NO!" We all yelled symeltanously.

"Aww...you're all meanies..." Pinkie pouted as she sat down and folded her hoofs. After that we all settled down again to get the game rolling. Flash rubbed his chin as he browesed the girls, probably because most of them haven't been picked yet.

"Hey Pinkie... Truth or Dare" Flash said.

"Yay! I finally get to go! Hm... Everypony has been picking Dare so I wanna pick Truth!" Pinkie said excitedly.

"Hmm...ok... Do you have a crush on any pony?" Flash asked carefully. Hm... Pinkie doesn't seem like the type for romance unless... She must have this alternative personality that yearns for affection that nobody knows about.... Heh probably not.

"How many can I pick?" Pinkie said without flinching, causing a few laughs.

"W..what? Just pick one..." Flash muttered as he raised his brow.

"Aww! Just 1 Pony? That would be unfair..." Pinkie said with genuine Disappointment. Me and others around the room began to look confused.

"Unfair how?" Flash asked.

"Because I love Everypony! I wouldn't be fair if I just picked one pony silly!" She said with a giggle.

"So there isn't a guy out there that you like more than the others?" Flash questioned.

"Well DUU! Of course there is!"

"But... You just said that was unfair...".

" You only mentioned ponies silly! "

"So...there is a Guy... That is not a pony... That you like?"

"Yep! He makes me feel all warm and fuzzy whenever I see him!" Pinkie said as she hugged her self.

"Ok then... Who is it?"

"That's a secret!"

"But... I asked if you like anypony..."

"And I told you I love everypony! If you're asking who I like that is not a pony than that's another story!" Pinkie said cheerfully.

"I am..." Flash said with a deadpan face.

"Oh! Why didn't you just ask silly?" Pinkie said with a giggle, flash looked like he was about to tear his tail off as everyone leaned forward to hear.

"My Crush is on DJ!" She said with a wide smile. Everyone gasped except Gilda, who looked lost as fuck. I on the other hand had a blank expression because I probably should see shit like this coming.

"Uh... Who's DJ?" Gilda asked, completely lost. "He's one of the rudest creatures I've ever met!" Rarity said angrily. Whoa! Oh yeah... I did kind of... Cussed her out and called her a cow didn't I? "Really? I thought the feller was pretty nice... Cute too!" Applejack added. "Well he is quite Handsome..." Rarity said with red cheeks. Dammit! It's like she's saying "he's an asshole, but he's hot so its ok!". "I wish I wasn't so... Afraid to talk to him... I would have loved to learn more about his species... " Fluttershy said. "What is he?" Gilda asked curiously. "A Human..." Rainbow said. Gilda blinked a few times then started laughing. "Wow I can't believe you guys! You're pulling my feathers!" She said as she nudged Rainbow Dash. "Hey I'm not lying!" Rainbow said sternly. "Whatever... If he is real than where is he?" Gilda said smugly.

"Well...technically that's kinda classafied..." Twilight said as she bit her lip nervously. "Oh come on! You're going to stop now?!" Gilda said angrily. Twilight sighed and gave me a look that said "should I tell her?" I nodded yes, frankly I don't care as long as nobody knows that They're actually talking about me. "Well he is currently residing somewhere within the Royal castle..." Twilight said. "Where?" Gilda asked. "Why???" Rainbow almost blurted. "Because I won't believe there's a Human in Equestria until I see one!" Gilda said, brushing Rainbow aside. "Actually I would like to see him again as well, I feel that we got off on the wrong hoof.." Rarity added. "Its a bit strange how Twilight left with DJ and came back with Dawn..." Applejack muttered as that suspicious look from earlier returned. Uh oh. " Strange indeed... Dawn did you happen to meet DJ while you were In Canterlot?" Rarity questioned. "Uh... The human guy? Uh yeah..." I muttered. Twilight and the others who knew about me were looking just as nervous as I was. "Really? Did you get a chance to talk to him? I wonder how that procedure to purify his blood stream of Golden bud went..." Rarity asked. "Uh... It went ok I guess... I barely talked to him..." I muttered. "As one of Princess Celestia's students I would assume that you'd be a bit more...curious..." Rarity said. "Well I was... Its just... The guy can be... Kinda of a jerk..." I lied, trying to come up with a good excuse.

Damn... Now that I think about it... Being Princess Celestia's student was probably a bad cover. Ponies are going to expect me to be a Gentlemen and a scholar. Then again... I also forgot that I kinda abused ancient magic without her premisson and im supposed to be writing those "friendship reports" or something. I should probably try and get my first one thrown together soon...

"Whoa whoa whoa... YOU'RE one of Celestia's students?" Gilda blurted. "Yeah..." I mumbled. "Hm... Well that's weird... You don't seem like the bookworm type..." Gilda said. "Well I don't read as much as Twilight but I enjoy a good book sometimes!" I said with a grin. Thankfully that wasn't a lie at all! Its just... Back home I had Video games and the INTERNET so I've kinda had a "fuck that shit" attitude toward reading for a while now. "Yeah! Cool right? Dawn's a cool Egghead like Twilight! Except there's a lot less... egghead..." Rainbow said making Twilight snort angrily. "Uh...thanks?" I said sheepishly. "Can we...uh get the game going again, I haven't had a Dare yet..." Soarin suddenly said. "Oh yeah! Soarin Truth or Dare?" Pinkie said excitedly. "Dare! Give me a tough one!" Soarin said as he Cracked his neck.

"Hmm..ok... I dare you to kiss Rarity!" Pinkie said with a toothy grin. Woo not me! Soarin shifted his weight slightly and gulped nervously. "Flash you forgot to give Soarin his confidence back..." I whispered with a smirk. "Fuck up Dawn..." Soarin whispered back. "I'm Waiting..." Rarity muttered with a half lidded gaze. "Oooh shit dude! You better get your pussy ass over there quick!" I whispered as I pushed him. He turned and almost bit my hoofs, then he finally made his way over to the waiting fashonista. They were about a foot away from each other now, Soarin completely flushed while Rarity looked inticed. Huh... My urge to be a dick has returned. "Hey! No pressure bro! Its not like were ALL watching you or anything..." I said with wide grin, making everyone giggle. Sorian gave me a look that could have destroyed the death star, then he looked back to the eager mare. "Don't worry about them darling... Just focus on you and me..." Rarity cooed. I leaned closer to Flash and whispered in his ear. "Seriously... Give his confidence back.. He needs it..." I said. "Ok...fine!" Flash said sarcastically as he pretended to throw something at Soarin and deadpanned.

Rarity leaned forward and puckered her lips in anticipation. Soarin then leaned in and gave her a light half second peck....on her cheek. You had ONE JOB Soarin! Rarity opened her eyes and raised her brow. "You're kidding right?" She muttered. Making Rainbow and Gilda lose their shit. "Heh... Yeah..." Soarin muttered with a nervous gulp. "Hey what happened to go big or go home?" I shouted. Soarin stared back at me mouthing the words "I'm going to kick your fucking ass!". When he looked back, Rarity closed her eyes and puckered up again. Soarin leaned in and did a slight smooch on her lips. As he pulled away I heard Rarity growl. She suddenly grabbed him in a tight embrace, pulling him into another kiss, except this time FOR REAL. At first Soarin was surprised, then he cranked his kissing game up to 11.

*Commence Ultimate Epic Shameless Sloppy Make out scene*

Everyone started going "ohhhhhhhhh!" And I kinda just sat there. My mind started to wander into those dark areas that I force myself not to. Hmm... I wonder if me and Luna made out like that? That would be Totally hot... Hmm.... I wonder how Celie kisses.... Godamn... What has my life become? I'm seriously thinking about making out with Sexy, Tall, Technicolor, Magical, Pony Goddesses, like slow the fuck down brain!

"No!"

...

...

Uh... Who the hell said that?

...

Something Is definitely wrong with me... I'm going mentally insane. Fucking Equestria!

By the time I stopped thinking about Alicorns arse, everyone was back to their normal spots, and continuing the game.

"Gilda! Truth or Dare?" Soarin said.

"Dare..."

"I dare you to hoof Wrestle Applejack!" He said with a mischievous smile. Soarin you fucking Jackass! This bitch is gonna lose an arm! Applejack started chuckling. "He he... Now I don't think Gilda here wants a broken arm..." Applejack said with a smirk. "WHAT?" Gilda shouted. "Ya heard me..." Applejack said menacingly. "Well all I heard was 'Gilda please don't break my forehoof!'" Gilda teased. Applejack snorted angrily and placed her forehoof on the table. Everyone quited down as Gilda walked over and did the same... Except Pinkie... She was... Taking bets? "So far its 1/0 in Gilda's Favor, 5 bits a vote!" Pinkie said as she carried a hat around. Wait...Where the hell did the hat come from?!?

"Ah already know mah sis is gonna win..." Mac said with a Stoic expression.

"My money is on Applejack..." Soarin said.

"Hmm... I don't know... How about Gilda?" Flash said with uncertainty.

"Gilda..." Fluttershy whispered.

"Applejack'!" Twilight said.

"Gilda! You've got this!" Rainbow cheered.

"Applejack is my selection..." Rarity said.

Wow I can't believe these fuckers are betting on this shit... Especially since we all know Applejack is going to wipe the floor with... Oh... Wait a second... Is that muscle I spy? Hm.. It seemes Gilda is more built than I thought... Its almost scary! I...I think I'm going to change my vote now.

"I'm gonna have to say Gilda..." I muttered as I dropped 5 bits into Pinkie's hat. She went away and I sat there blinking for a few seconds. Where did I get 5 bits from?

...

Fuck it... Don't think about it... just keep rolling! Applejack and Gilda sat on opposite sides of the table their steel gazes locked on each other and their Arms...uh... hoofs...LIMBS were set. "Ok everypony, its 5/4 in Gilda's favor!" Pinkie announced. "You hear that farm girl? I'm winning already!" Gilda gloated with a confident smirk. "Well ah believe somepony is dead wrong bird brain!" Applejack shot back, making Gilda growl. "Let's get this shit over with..." Gilda muttered angrily as Pinkie began the countdown.

"5!4!3!2!1!"
Applejack and Gilda looked confused. "So...are we supposed to go now or WAHH!" Gilda blurted as she was interrupted by Applejack starting before she was ready. Gilda's arm was about an inch away from hitting the table. "That was a dirty trick Applecrap! But I'm still going to win!" Gilda grunted. Gilda started doing the impossible, she slowly started to recover until their arms were back toward the middle. My experience with arm wrestling has told me that recovering is pretty slim unless you're significantly stronger than the other person. Oddly though, they seemed to be at a stalemate now, they didn't lean too far in any direction.

Its been about 3 minutes now and they're STILL at it! Heh... If I was facing them they would beat me so bad that they would slam my fucking arm through the table! I can't imagine what the arm wrestle match between Mac and Celie looked like... Dammit! Why am I thinking about her again? Wait... I need to chill, I'm not thinking about anything bad... Well its not like Celie's ass is a bad thing... Aaaaaaaaand there i go again!

To my surprise the match was starting to get a bit hopeless for Applejack, because she was now sweating profusely and Gilda looked so bored that she even yawned a few times. "I think its about time for me to end this..." Gilda said with her trademark smirk. "Do your worst!" Applejack said definitely. Gilda cleared her throat then casually slammed Applejack's hoof through the table.

"HOLY SHIT!" Soarin and I blurted. "Language boys!" Rarity scolded. Soarin instantly shrunk and looked away "Sorry milady..." He said timidly. I just rolled my eyes and continued watching. "Few! Not gonna lie.. You put up a good fight Applejack!" Gilda said with a respectful nod. "Yeah...you too..." Applejack said as she stood up off the floor with a slightly pained expression. "Good match!" Applejack said as she extended her hoof. "Good match!" Gilda said with a kind smile as they shook hands/hoofs. Then they both clutched thier arms and cringed in pain. I was wondering when the massive muscle cramps were going to kick in. That match was too long for there to be none. Everyone who voted for Applejack had to pick their jaws up off the floor. Twilight just seemed a bit mad because they kinda smashed a hole in her fucking table. It seems like every time theres a gathering here, a table gets smashed.

"Uh sorry about the table... " Gilda muttered with a nervous smile. Twilight grumbled and shook her head as she used some kind of spell to fix it. Pinkie gave 9 bits to everyone who voted for Gilda and we continued with the game. "Alright! Fluttershy Truth or Dare?" Gilda called out. All we saw was Fluttershy's nervous after image, because she zipped behind that couch again. Gilda rolled her eyes and sighed. "Come on Fluttershy, I'll give you an easy one!" Gilda snapped. Fluttershy poked her head out from around the couch and gulped. "R..really?" She whispered. "Yes really! Now come out from behind there!" Gilda said with a facepalm. Fluttershy did was she said and came back to the group.

"Truth or dare?"

"D...Dare...I mean truth... no wait! Dare!"

"Ugh... Which one?"

"Dare..."

"Ok... I dare you too... Give Dawn a hug!"

"Eeep!" Fluttershy blurted as we saw her zip behind that couch again.

I immediately put my head into my hoofs and groaned. "Well...I guess we'll just skip you or something..." Gilda muttered sheepishly. "Twilight! Truth or Dare?" Gilda said as she switched players. "Hmm....Truth!" Twilight said confidently. Gilda thought for a moment then spoke up. "Is it True that 1000 years ago, Princess Celestia banished Princess Luna to the moon until recently? I was wondering about that rumor..." Gilda asked. LOL WAT? That's definitely somebody's crazy ass gossip, because that sounds ridiculous! Celie wouldn't... Banish someone to the fucking moon of all places... And Luna? What the fuck would she do to get herself banished? That all just sounds bonkers to me.

"Of course it's true! Everypony around here knows that..." Twilight muttered as she waved it off. HOLY FUCK! That really happened? No fucking way! What the hell did Luna do? Hmm... Apprantly its common knowledge so I can't ask right now or they'll be onto me... I think I'll ask Luna herself next time I see her. Maybe that was the exile she was talking about. She said she was going to tell me about it one day. It would explain why she was speaking with old English, as well as why she seemed out of touch with things. I sat there in deep thought, failing to notice the game was continuing.

"Rarity! Truth or dare!" Twilight called out.

"Dare darling.."

"I dare you to... get you're mane wet!" Twilight said with a mischievous smirk. Rarity gasped and frowned. "Absolutely not!" She barked. Everyone started snickering behind their hoofs. I honestly don't get the big deal, how come that's an outrages Dare, when making out with Soarin was nothing to her? "I spend way too much time keeping my mane absolutely perfect! I can't destroy it by getting it wet!" Rarity said on a rant. Everyone was struggling to hold in a laugh, I really don't understand what's funny here... Oh wait a second, what is Twilight doing? Oh...wow Twilight is one mischievous motherfucker! She's slowly hovering a bucket of water over Rarity's head and she's none the wiser! She learned from the best I suppose... Being Princess Celestia's Protégée and what not. "...And that's final! I will not be participating in this dare! You know I absolutely dread getting my mane wet!" Rarity said as she finished her rant and looked around.

"What's so funny?"

*snicker*

"I don't understand..." She muttered. She looked confused until a drop of water from the bucket landed on her snout. She slowly turned her head to look up and her eyes widened with Fear.

"Oh Celestia help me..." She muttered as she tried her best to cover her face.

*SPLASH*

The bucket wasn't full to the point where Twilight's floor would be soaked but it was plenty to get Rarity's mane wet. At first it stayed in its normal curly position, but it suddenly drooped down comically to cover her face. We all busted out laughing, rolling on the floor like idiots. Rarity lightly shook her head to get some of the water out. Then Soarin suddenly stopped laughing... Along with Mac and Flash. Why did they stop? I looked at Rarity again and...and...Oh My.....

Soarin, Mac, Flash and I, all looked between each other with widened eyes. I'm pretty sure we're all in silent agreement that Rarity is sexy as fuck with her mane wet. Unfortunately for Soarin, his wings decided they needed to be seen by the world, because they immediately extended out and stayed stiff.

"Ugh! My mane looks absolutely dreadful now! Don't you agree boys?"

"..."

"Boys?"

Author's Notes:

Notes: this one took a while because when I originally planned this out I had no idea what the actual Dares were going to be. I do however know EXACTLY what the closet pairs will be already, so hopefully that won't take as long. Also I think that next chapter we'll have a little fun and open up that Red cooler :D

Sorry if I picked Dare too much!

I've actually had a ghost pepper before... Worst hour of my fucking life! I think I almost wasted 2 gallons of milk!

On a side note go ahead and Google wet hair Rarity to know what she looks like.

Stay tuned for the next part of the sleepover!