Act 4 part 3: 7 minutes in Tartarus
"Uh...how did this happen again?" I Deadpanned as I watched Rainbow, Gilda, Rarity, Flash and Soarin stumble around the room, bumping into things and yelling random curse words and laughing at everything. "Ah'm pretty sure you suggested we open that there red cooler, and y'all got carried away..." Mac responded with a face, equally as deadpan as mine. "What do you mean Y'all? I didn't touch a single goddamn drink from that cooler!" I said truthfully. I'm gonna avoid drinking if I'm around girls, because you all know what happened LAST time.

"Yeah... But you...encouraged em!" Mac muttered. "Nooooo...." I said with a nervous smile. Mac just raised his brow and looked at me.

"Ok... A little..."

"..."

"Ok dammit! I totally did!" I finally admitted, making Mac smile smugly. Basically, this all started with a simple challenge between Soarin and Rainbow. The "who can get shit faced the quickest" type challenge. I don't know why, so don't ask! Then after that happened, Rarity and Applejack got in an argument about "class" as they drank. Basically Rarity complained about how Applejack was going for the hardest shit in the cooler, when it wasn't necessary. Then Applejack joked about how she couldn't handle those kind of drinks anyway, then because of the power alcohol I assume Rarity made it her mission to prove her wrong. You know how that kinda bullshit goes. Gilda got shit faced for pure entertainment as far as I could tell and Flash was... Well... Apprantly he gets drunk at the drop of a hat because the motherfucker only had like two drinks.

Thankfully Applejack was the opposite, in that she was well in control of herself. Twilight didn't drink anything because she didn't want to risk the party completely derailing due to her being the host and all. Fluttershy didn't drink because... Well... She was too scared to even try. I am genuinely curious as to how someone as timid as her would act while drunk. Pinkie drank also but to be honest I didn't notice any change in her behavior whatsoever! I don't know why so don't fucking ask! Maybe she's always drunk as shit? Then there is Mac... And as you can guess with the current trend, he either didn't drink, or he did and is control, I don't know why so don't fucking... Yeah you know.

"Please everypony! Tone it down a little bit!" Twilight pleaded as all the drunks derped around, tripping over shit, singing or cursing loudly and in one case drinking MORE! Holy shit they're like wild animals! Oh...wait a second... They are wild animals! No... That's mean as hell! What am I saying? Dammit I'm an asshole.

"Pfft! Really Twi? I think we're not turned up enough!" Rainbow said with a drunkin giggle and a fist pump. "Yeah! Turn Down for what!?" Gilda yelled.

...

Wat?

I cannot believe my fucking ears... Did they really? No I'm hearing shit...just carry on DJ...

"FOR NOTHING THAT'S WHAT! TURN UP!" Gilda yelled as the two fist pumped.

*Blank stare*

" No...just... No! I didn't hear that just now.." I muttered to myself making Mac chuckle.

I dont have the words.......face break....like why the fuck are they...UGH! I can't believe them right now! How similar are our worlds again? I'm going to flip a fucking shit, if they have that goddamn song HERE too! As I was sitting there seething in anger, Rainbow and Gilda glided over to me. "Come on Dawn! Join in on the fun!" Rainbow said as she floated next to me. "Yeah! There are plenty of drinks for you!" Gilda said with a smirk as she nudged me, making me slightly uncomfortable. I slowly backed away, not realizing Rainbow moved right behind me. She wrapped her hoofs around my neck and laid her head on my sholder. I immediately jumped, making Gilda laugh. "What's the matter? Afraid of girls?" Gilda said as she started rubbing on me. "N...no...I just..." I said, I trailing off. " You just what big guy?" Rainbow purred into my ear as she nuzzled my cheek, making the fur on my neck stand up.

"Yeah... What are you afraid of big guy? We won't bite..." Gilda said playfully with that half lidded gaze, as she rubbed my chest with her finger, twirling it in a small circle. Then they both wrapped their wings around me snuggly. I should be really worried right about now... But no! It's cool! Just chill out... they're just messing around... I'm not afraid of girls anyway and this is honestly kind of comfortable despite the awkwardness. Unfortunately while they wrapped their wings around me, I failed to notice that Gilda's hand was slowly snaking down my chest.

"What are y..you two d..doing?" I muttered as I couldn't hide the redness slowly forming on my face. "Oh nothing... Just looking for the party..." Gilda cooed.

"Huh? What are you talking ab-AHHH!"

"Found it!" Gilda said with a giggle as she tightly gripped my junk.

Something is wrong with that line...hmmm...my junk.... She gripped ...MY... JUNK? Wait a second...

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OH SHIT! MY FUCKING JUNK!!!

I immediately yelped and jumped away from them blushing furiously, making Rainbow and Gilda giggle loudly. "What the fuck girls!" I said loudly. "Chill out Dawn.. Were just trying to have some fun!" Rainbow said as she flew next to me again. NO! CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS BITCH!

"Nnnnnnooooooope!" I said loudly as I ran across the room. I looked to the others and wondered how the hell they weren't seeing this. Mac and Fluttershy seemed to somehow be having a calm conversation at the glass table, Twilight was busy helping Flash avoid injury by getting him to sit down, to which he responded with "NO! I MUST DANCE!". Twilight snorted in annoyance and trapped the fucker in a sound proof bubble. Soarin and Rarity... Well... They're locking those lips like its about to go out of style, leaving me stuck with these two.

I jumped over a couch and sprinted up the stairs. soon after I heard Rainbow and Gilda behind me. " Come back! We just want to party!" Rainbow called up to me. "You can't have my party!" I shouted back while I rushed down a hall and locked myself in the upstairs bathroom. I then quickly sat leaning against the door so they couldn't force their way in. "Daaaaaawn! Come out!" Rainbow almost pouted. "Daaaaaash! Go away!" I mocked. "Come on big guy...you have to come out eventually...you can't stay in there forever..." Gilda said cripticly. "I will if I have to..." I shot back. Then they knocked on the door a few times. "I'm not opening the fucking d..door..." I said nervously. Then it eventually everything got quiet. I know they're still out there though, so fuck opening this door.

I looked for a way to escape, and sure enough there was one of those small bathroom windows in the corner of the room. Definitely using that because I honestly don't want to stay in this fucking bathroom anyway. So I slowly but surely climbed my way out of the window and onto the roof as quietly as I could. The issue though was avoiding slipping off a tree branch and busting my ass, because this is still technically a tree, there are all kinds of crazy branches, and there is no telling how many of them can even support my weight. So I carefully stepped down a few branches in an attempt to get off the tree. While I was doing that, I happened to pass by a window where I could see the bathroom door with Gilda and Rainbow patiently waiting outside of it. Heh... I sure gave them the Sli-

"What are you doing?!" Someone suddenly said above me.

"Oh shii-" I said as the branch I was on collapsed and I fell. I ended up tumbling onto Twilight's balcony...which there were apprantly Two of. "Goddammit..." I groaned as I rolled over painfully. Who the fuck said that? It definitely wasn't Rainbow or Gilda...

Before I could find out who, I heard my chasers on the other side of the balcony door. "I told you the bathroom had a window!" Rainbow said. "He must of climbed out and fell on the balcony, let's go!" Gilda said as the balcony door swung open. "Oh shit..." I blurted as I slowly scooted on my back away from them. "Where ya going big guy?" Gilda said with a half lidded gaze. "Yeah... We still need to party!" Rainbow said with a drunken smile as they slowly creeped up to me. Suddenly I heard a loud woosh behind me, making Gilda and Rainbow stop cold. I saw Two Dark blue legs with Dark Blue slippers on either side of me. I looked up and Saw none other then Princess Luna standing over me, giving the girls a stern look. Oh thank the fucking gods... Literally!

"Oh... Uh... Sorry we disturbed you... Princess." Rainbow said nervously with a drunken bow. "Sorry...we didn't realize.." Gilda started to say before Rainbow snatched her by her leg and zipped inside with her, slamming the door behind them. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding and relaxed. Then I thought about what the girls said... Luna can be pretty scary but technically her standing there like that wasn't really stopping them, so I wonder why they left so quickly? Eh... Doesn't matter... My junk is safe now... I think...

Luna started to giggle as I stood up and faced her. "What were you doing on the roof?" She asked with amusement.

"I was... Trying to...escape..." I muttered as I looked at the branch that broke above me.

"Hmm...I see... You always seem to be running from mares..." Luna said with a smirk. I immediately deadpanned and narrowed my eyes on her.

"What the hell is that supposed mean?" I demanded calmly.

"Oh nothing..." She said with a giggle as she looked up innocently. I narrowed my eyes again.

"So...you're trying to say I'm afraid of mares aren't you..." I muttered blankly. Luna responded with another giggle making me face hoof.

"Well then.. I suppose I should run from you since you're a mare..." I muttered sarcastically as I turned around and walked toward the balcony door. Luna's eyes widened and she immediately ran to my side.

"NO!" She shouted as she stopped me with a hoof, making me freeze in place. Well shit then Luna! She looked slightly embarrassed and her ears lowered a little bit.

"...I'm sorry...please don't leave yet..." She said sincerely. I then sat down obidiantly, sounds like she really wants my company.

"Sheesh... I was just kidding..." I muttered. Making her more embarrassed.

"Uh.... Anyway... Why do you girls keep claiming I'm afraid of mares anyway?" I asked with a shake of my head.

"Who else has said it?" Luna asked.

"You...your sister...those girls you chased off...mostly your sister.." I muttered blankly, getting a laugh out of Luna.

"And I think Cadance kinda hinted at it..." I added with a shake of my head.

"You get nervous around mares, its quite adorable..." Luna said with a grin.

"W..what?! I don't...get n..nervous... I just... Uh..." I said trailing off as my cheeks felt hot again.

"See? That's exactly what I mean..." She said as she pointed to me and laughed.

"Damn you..." I muttered as I folded my arms, frowned and looked away. While I wasn't looking she leaned in and kissed my cheek making me jump and squirm comicly.

"S..stop!" I stuttered completely flustered as I rubbed my cheek in embarrassment. Luna fell on her back and started laughing her ass off.

"See? You get nervous because of something as trivial as a kiss!" She said with a giggle. I growled angrily and shouted.

"HEY! You and I both know I can handle a kiss!" I said angrily, making her pause for a moment. Then her laughter slowly started up again.

"What's so funny?"

"You were intoxicated... Of course you'd be fearless!" Luna said with a smug grin.

"No...I...uh... shit..." I muttered in frustration making Luna laugh again. My ears slowly drooped as she laughed uncontrollably on her back, and rolled around on the floor. Then a mischievous smile slowly formed on my face as a plan worked it's way into my head...well sorta. I turned into my human form and pounced onto Luna and pinned her to the ground, her eyes were pinpricks as the surprise of my action caught her off guard.

"So... Luna...how ticklish are Alicorns exactly?" I said with an evil grin. Luna made that, "Oh shit!" as I started tickling her sides with my fingers. I had no fucking clue how I could have done this as a pony... for obvious reasons.

"HAHAHA! I c..command y..you to...cease!" Luna choked out between Laughs.

"Not until you admit I'm not afraid of mares!" I said as I continued.

"B..but you haven't p...proven o...otherwise!" She struggled too say. I then stopped immediately and stared her right in the eye.

"Fine..." I whispered as a look of determination crossed my face. Luna seemed a bit confused as to what I planned to do. Then I leaned forward and kissed her, much to her surprise. It wasn't a passionate kiss nore was it a half assed one. Now it was Luna's turn to be flustered and embarrassed. "W..well...it seems...I was wrong..." She admitted sheepishly.

"Heh... damn right you were wrong... I'm not afraid of you...or your sister!" I stated beaming with confidence. Luna's embarrassed smile slowly started to morph into a lustful half lidded gaze that honestly thrilled me. Then I remembered something... Luna is WAAAAAY stronger then me... So if she really wanted to, she could probably toss me into orbit. So how come she hasn't flipped m-

Before I could even finish my thought I was instantly pinned to the ground as Luna effortlessly turned the tables on me.

"Now... it's MY turn..." Luna said cryptily.

"Uh...What?" I said, fearing her next move.

" Touching Royalty without permission has grave consequences... You've been very naughty .." She cooed. Uh... I'm not sure I like where this is going...

"Tell me Derrick... Are humans ticklish? Because this one must be punished!" Luna's said in a playful tone as she narrowed her eyes on me. My eyes widened in horror, I am ticklish... Super fucking ticklish!

"Oh fuc-HAHAHAHA!" I screamed as she attacked my sides mercilessly. How the fuck is she even doing this with hoofs? Holy fuck I'm going to die!

" S...STOP F..FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" I chocked out.

"No! Did you think that you could have your way with a Princess? Thy will feel Our Royal wrath!" Luna boomed as she continued her relentless assault. Then something odd happened... Our laughter slowly died down and we stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity... those hipnotic cyan eyes... Then she slowly leaned in and kissed me. We sat there for a few seconds, tasting each other before we eventually stopped. Then Luna rolled off of me and we both stared up into the night sky.

"You kiss so much better when not intoxicated..." She said with a giggle. My pupils were microscopic as I slowly turned to her.

Oh my god... I just willingly made out with a pony...

TWICE!

In my human form!

This...this... Ok ... You know what? FINE! Equestria, you fucking win! I can't lie to myself and say I didn't enjoy that kiss... I...guess mares aren't THAT bad...

"Yeah...*gulp* I guess I do..." I said as my eye twitched and I looked back to the sky. Then Luna scooted closer to me and nudged my side.

"So... What's going on in there?" Luna said as she gestured to the house.

"Oh...just a sleepover..." I muttered with a shrug.

"Really? I didn't know Twilight Sparkle was having one! They tend to be quite fun!" Luna said with a smile.

"It was... Until they opened up the red cooler.."

"Hmm...I see... They're all intoxicated aren't they?"

"Yep"

"Is it bad?"

"Come see for yourself..." I muttered as I turned into Dawn and walked toward the door. Luna shook her head and grinned.

"I really shouldn't... I've already been here too long..." Said with some sadness.

"Oh come on! It will only be a second!" I pleaded as I pulled her hoof, and of course I couldn't budge her.

"Alright fine.... But just for a little while..." Luna said finally moving, causing me to coimicly fall backward.

"*giggle* you're so silly..." She said as she walked towards the door. Fucking Alicorns! Why are they so Damn strong We opened the door and walked into the hallway.

"Trust me... They're going nuts down there..." I said as we slowly crept down the stairs. Then we poked our heads over the edge of the staircase. Twilight and Flash seemed to somehow be having a normal conversation as they cuddled on the couch. Soarin and Rarity seemed to be doing the same thing, as well as Mac and Fluttershy. Rainbow and Applejack on the other hand were still sipping on their drinks. Rainbow looked like her viens were going to explode while Applejack took it like a champ and pretty much looked completely sober. Despite Pinkie being next to her, running her mouth at a thoasuands miles per hour. Gilda was simply sleeping on that cloud that rainbow dragged in, I guess griffons can do that too.

" Well... They WERE going nuts.." I whispered with an innocent smile. Luna just rolled her eyes and continued looking at everyone. "Hey...watch this..." I whispered to her as I cleared my throat.

"Now kiss!" I said loudly. The results were more than I Excepted. Twilight jumped and somehow managed to buck Flash in the face, Soarin jumped so high that he literally hit the ceiling. And Fluttershy pretty much fainted on the spot. Applejack simply looked up, Rainbow spilled her drink and Gilda was still somehow fast asleep Damn... Now I just feel bad for ruining the moment... But I tend to be that guy alot. Luna regarded me with a look of disappointment as I just smiled nervously at her.

"Oh my gosh Flash are you ok?" Twilight shouted as she checked his head. There was a big ass hoof shaped knot on his forehead. "Uh....huh..." He slurred with a silly smile. Then Twilight's Horn sparked to life as she scrambled to heal him. Soarin fell to the ground in confusion and Rarity jumped up in her seat. "Soarin are you ok darling?" She asked. "Yeah...just a little scratch..." He said sheepishly as he rubbed his forehead. "Uh... Fluttershy you alright?" Mac said as he shook the trembling mare. She said nothing and nodded slightly, making Mac sigh in relief. After everyone was confirmed to be more or less ok, they all slowly turned their heads to the staircase with looks of anger.

"Uhhhh...it was her Idea!" I immediately said pointing to Luna. She responded by giving me a light punch on my forearm... a light punch from her was more than enough to silence my bullshit. I had to bite down on my tounge exceptionally hard to avoid screaming terrible things. Then Twilight's eyes suddenly brightned up when she realized who was next to me.

"Princess Luna???!" Twilight said as she pointed to the staircase. Then Flash and Soarin immediately staggered upward, snapping to attention and saluted. "Greetings Princess Luna!" They said symeltanously as them and everyone else in the room bowed respectfully."Greetings everypony, I hope you're all having a wonderful evening!" Luna said with a warm smile, as we came down the staircase. Huh... Its kinda funny... I never have greet the Princesses like that... Heh...I feel special. Twilight ran up and Nuzzled her "I was wondering what Derrick was doing upstairs..." Twilight said with a knowing grin making Luna laugh. "Hey what the hell is that supposed to mean?" I said with irritation. Twilight laughed again instead of answering and Luna nudged me in the forearm which still felt like death by the way.

"Are you hungry? Thirsty?" Twilight asked as she gestured to the food and Drinks. "No that's alright... I'll eat when I get home..." Luna said with a kind smile. "Uh... Why not just eat here? Applejack and Pinkie are some of the best cooks ever!" I said making Pinkie beam proudly, and Applejack blush. "I appreciate the offer but I couldn't..." Luna said with a wave of her hoof, looking slightly annoyed. "Seriously why not?" I question genuinely curious. "I'm on a diet..." She deadpanned.

Déjà vu

I immediately busted out laughing, Luna? On a diet? Really? I calmed down slightly when I realized that nobody else in the room was laughing with me, not even the guys. It looked like they were... Cringing... What happened? When I looked back to Princess Luna, I then realized the gravity of the situation. She did NOT look happy! Then I remembered how Celestia was joking about her diet, maybe Luna's joking too?

"Uh...your kidding right?" I said carefully. All I heard from the room was a muffeld cough. I think I've made a tactical error. Then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what else to do.

"Do you find this subject amusing?" Luna said coldy.

"Uh... No?"

"I will seriously hurt thee if thy jokes about our figure again..." She said menacingly, making my ears droop. Shit... I'm really waiting for her to smile and be like " I'm just kidding! " and we kiss and make up...uh not literally... Kinda too late for that. Well maybe if I tell her what I told Celestia, the same words apply to Luna anyways.

"Luna your figure i-" I started

"Hold thy tounge! I've heard quite enough... Good night everypony!" She shouted angrily as she suddenly turned into a blue mist and slipped under the front door. Hm...I'll get to the "how the fuck?" Part later but Holy shit! I made a huge mistake, thinking that Celestia and Luna would react to that situation the same way. They are two very different mares deep down... Now I feel like a dick!

"You're a dick" Soarin muttered with a shake of his head.

"Shut up! You're not helping!" I snapped.

"You're just mad that you screwed up with Luna! One of the sexeist mares in Equestria!"

"Soarin!" Rarity shouted angrily.

"What...just saying..." He said with a silly smile. Rarity grumbled next to him.

"You're sexy too Rarity..."

"*giggle*oh you're too kind Soarin!" She suddenly said grinning from ear to ear. I face hoofed and waved him off, He ain't lying about Luna though... She has a perfect figure just like her sister, except she's noticeably thicker than Celie, especially around the back. It makes her plot jiggle a little more than Celie's...oh lord... Stay on topic DJ! I hope Luna doesn't hold a grudge and fuck up my dreams again...

Twilight and I returned back to the center area with the others. I was a bit hungry so I used my magic too quickly make myself a small plate and I grabbed another drink from the blue cooler. I chomped on a a delicious brownie and sighed.

"So... What now guys?" I asked as I picked up another Brownie. Before Twilight could answer I heard a hiss as that blue cloud came from under the door again. The cloud condensed and Luna suddenly appeared out of nowhere. She had a neutral expression as she calmly walked straight over to me. Oh shit! She's about to fuck me up! I braced myself and covered my face, but instead of hitting me I felt her magic snatch my plate of food right out of my hoofs.

"Huh?" I uttered as she casually took a bite out of MY brownie.

"B...but...you're on a diet!" I blurted in outrage.

"Yes I am... But it dosent mean I can't enjoy good food from time to time..." She muttered as she took another bite. Then she casually began walking away toward the door with my plate.

"What the fuck Luna??!! Hey come back here!" I said as I jumped out of my chair and ran toward her. I tried to snatch the plate from her but she moved it away from me and smiled mischievously. Then she leaned in and kissed my cheek, making me pause and turn red.

I thank you for the food, my Dearest Prince...." She said with a wink as she causally left out of the door. All I could do was sit there completely flustered and confused.

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"This Bitch just took my food!!" I muttered In disbelief, making the guys bust out laughing. Why are Alicorns always taking my damn food from me??? I grumpily walked over to my seat, sat down and snorted angrily.

"You look nervous bro..." Soarin said with a smirk. I averted my eyes and said nothing as I sat there with my cheeks on fire.

"Aww... You too are cute together..." Twilight said with a giggle.

"That was awful nice of you to let her have them last Brownies, DEAREST PRINCE!" Mac teased.

"W..what? those were the last ones?" I suddenly shouted as I despritly searched the table for more. She DID take the last brownies! Goddammit Luna! You're gonna pay for this!

"Hey don't frown! I can make more!" Pinkie said with a sympathetic smile.

"But...but...you don't understand! I was so ready to eat them, and she just snatches the damn things out of my hooves!" I said angrily with a sad sniff.

"Hey... It's all part of being her DEAREST PRINCE! I'd say it's completely worth it!" Soarin said with a shrug. I just moaned in annoyance and facehoofed again. Why the hell did she call me Dearest Princes for anyways? Is that like a pet name or something?

"Lets just get on with the next game before I strangel Soarin to death..." I muttered, I shooting him an angry look that he ignored. Twilight nodded and her horn lit up. I wonder what we're playing next? Hopefully its nothing too awkward, because I've had enough awkwardness for the day, I mean... It was at an all time high when I kissed Luna earlier.

Suddenly in a flash of purple light a small glass bottle appeared in front of Twilight.

"Oh for fuck's sake, We're playing THAT???" I quipped.

"Just hold on a second..." Twilight said as she began to finish the spell. Suddenly a large rectangular wooden box appears. It had one door and it looked like 2 people could squeeze into it like a clos- Goddammit I know what we're playing now.

"Time for 7 minutes in Heaven!" Twilight said with a grin. Everyone looked happy except Mac and I of course. We both know what's most likely to happen in that closet. "Everypony get in a circle! Girls on one side guys on the other, spread out a little!" Twilight asked. We all complied, moving to the area with the closet and forming a circle. Instead of waking Gilda up Rainbow just pushed the cloud she was sleeping on to a spot in the circle.

"Now to be fair, everypony needs to go at least once, which means that you stallions will be going twice!" Twilight warned. Greeeeat... Double the fun...

"Alright! Bring on the bottle!" Soarin said as he did a few tight aerial loops, blowing my hair into my face "Calm your drunk ass down!" I barked. He stopped and stuck his tounge out at me like a fucking child, so I gave him a light thump on the back of the head. "Hey!" He growled at me as he rubbed the back of his head. After muttering something quietly to himself he finally sat down.

"How come you magicked up a closet, when there's one right there?" I asked Twilight as I gestured to the closet across the room. "Well first of all this closet is bigger, second of all that one is kinda... stuffed with books and third... I just wanted to see if it worked!" Twilight admitted with a shrug. "Huh...makes sense..." I muttered with a nod. "Plus... this one is sound proof!" Twilight added as she gave it a firm knock. "That oughta save us some embarrassment.." Mac said with a relieved sigh. "Aww... That's no fun.." Rainbow pouted. Pinkie's ears perked up when she heard a certain word.

"Fun? Where?" She shouted. "In the closet!" I said sarcastically. Pinkie gave me a wide smile then proceeded to rush into the closet as fast as she could, the wind from her movement shut the door tightly behind her.

"Seriously?" I said with surprise, I didn't think she'd rush in there like her life fucking depended on it! "Well... that's Pinkie for you.." Rarity said with a crooked mouth causing everyone to laugh. The closet started to bump around a few times, then Pinkie suddenly exploded out of it, almost ripping the closet door off it's hinges. "There's... no... fun... in there!" She said with a frown which honestly looked adorable... Until it was focused on me.

"Meanie! You said there was fun in there!" She said as she pointed at me accusingly. "Uh... I thought there was... Sorry..." I said with a fake smile. Then Pinkie lit up again and smiled. "Oh I forgive you Dawn!" She said, as if nothing happened. Ok sweet, crisis averted...

"Alright y'all, let's get this thing started!" Applejack said, her patiance running out. "Yes I'm quite ready to began as well darling..." Rarity said. She used her magic to place the bottle in the center. "Alright... Who wants to spin it?" Twilight asked as she surveyed the guys..

"Me first! I'm feeling Lucky!" Soarin shouted as he pushed us aside and gave the bottle a spin. Well here we go I guess... The bullshit begins!

It slowed down and all the girls held thier breath, I just kicked back since it wasn't my turn yet. The bottle then came to a stop on Pinkie.

"Hmph! That closet is no fun! What are we doing in there again?" Pinkie asked. Everyone kinda looked at each other in confusion. I'm pretty sure we all know that you're kinda supposed to make out in there, except Pinkie. But technically you can just talk or even do nothing for 7 minutes too. "You can do...whatever you like Darling!" Rarity said with clear uncertainty. Pinkie's eyes lit up like two blue suns.

"Whatever I like? I..I can party?"

"Um... Yes you can. Though I doubt that there's room in there for that..."

"That's Ok! I can have a 'there's not enough room in here' party!"

"Well...ok then dear... Have fun!"

"Oh I will!" Pinkie said with a giggle as she snatched Soarin out of the sky, ran inside the closet and slammed it shut. Heh... I feel really sorry for Soarin right now. I can barely stand being in close proximity with Pinkie for 7 seconds, I would go nuts after a whole 7 minutes! So far I don't hear anything whatsoever... Damn I guess that thing Really is sound proofed. The girls began mumbling too themselves about "insert boring topic" so I kicked back again and closed my eyes.

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"W...where did all this even come from????"

"Where did what come from?"

"All these balloons... Streamers... Confetti...i...is that...are those party hats?"

"Of course they are silly! You can't have a party without them! Now help me cut the cake!"

"Cut the...WHAT??"

"The cake silly!"

"The cake... Where the fuck did you even...*sigh* I'll just play along..."

"Yay!"

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So the time on that sand clock of Twilight's finally ran out and she opened the door with her magic. Soarin was sitting there covered In confetti and he was wearing this goofey looking party hat. He had the most dead look I've seen all day, and of course Pinkie is right next to him blabbing off at light speed about her favorite kind of candy.

"Pffft hahaha!"

We all errupted in laughter and he slowly floated out of the closet like a zombie. "Oh it's been 7 minutes? Awww... Parties over..." Pinkie suddenly said as she snapped out of her long candy tangent. Soarin plopped down next to me and I poked him.

"Hey dude..."

"What?" He said dryly.

"D...did you have fun?"

"Fuck you Dawn."

"Bwahahaha!"

We all settled down and Twilight finished clearing up the "party". Then she looked over to the guys. "Who's next?" She asked. Us guys looked at each other nervously. "Alright... Who do you think should go nex-" I started.

"Dawn!" All the guys and some of the girls muttered symeltanously.

"Screw all of you..." I muttered as I deadpanned and walked up to the bottle. I took a deep breath and spun it. Ok... Please don't be anyone who wants the me inside th-

*bottle stops on Applejack*

I hate my life...

"Well sugarcube... Looks like its our turn!" Applejack said with a wink. I just rolled my eyes and stepped up the the closet, ignoring the obnoxious laughter and giggling from the group. We stepped inside and Twilight closed the door, bathing Applejack and I in darkness.

"Heh...its pretty dark in here, I'm going to brighten things up a little.." I said as I charged up my magic, creating a low golden light. The closet was big enough for me to sit comfortably but it was still cramped to the point were Applejack was less then a foot away from touching me. Speaking of Applejack... She doesn't look to happy right now... Infact... She looks... Angry?

"What? What's with the look?" I asked. Applejack said nothing and narrowed her eyes as that suspicious look returned. Uh oh...

"Alright what are you hiding?" She demanded as she leaned closer and gave me a stern look, I smiled nervously and tried to play innocent.

"Huh?"

"Ah said what are you hidin?"

"Uh...I'm not hiding anything..."

"Yes you are... Ah can tell!"

"Even if I WAS lying... which I'm not. How can you tell anyways?"

"They don't call me the element of Honesty for nothing! I can tell when ponies are lying and earlier you were lying so much that I thought your muzzle was gonna start getting longer!". Huh... Well... Didn't except that... I guess they have pinnocio here. I'm not sure how to proceed right now... Should I just tell her? Let me see what she thinks I'm lying about first...

"You've been awfully suspicious lately... You're not the only one neither! Twilight, Rainbow and those other fellers didn't even look surprised when you did that fancy spell!"

"Uh...maybe it didn't impress them?"

"Ah'm pretty sure Twilight would be plenty impressed. As much as she studies magic and reads them books, ah have never seen her cast a spell like that! Twilight is the best pony at magic ah know and you turn into a dern Pegasus and she doesn't even flinch? Manure!" Applejack mumbled.

"Oh that spells not that big of a deal... it's just an illusion..."

"Hmm...ah don't believe it! Something tells me that theres something more to this whole thing then that! Can you fly with it?"

"Uhhhhh...no."

"...there goes your muzzle again! You were lying about that cute feller too!"

" What cute feller?"

"DJ! The one who 'stayed in Canterlot'...which he didn't..."

"But...he did stay in-"

"*sigh* there you go again!"

"Grrr... Fine... Your right! He didn't stay in Canterlot!"

"Ah know I'm right! So where is he really stayin?"

"Uh...I don't know..."

"Another fib..."

"Oh my... Ok just...forget it... I'm not saying anything else..."

"Oh really now?"

"Eyyup!"

"Ok then... I tried being nice..." She said cryptically, as she cracked her neck. Oh shit she's about to beat my fucking ass.

"Ah am gonna get Rarity and Pinkie involved if you dont tell me right now..." She said with a mischievous smile. Hm... Do I really want all 3 of them on me? Pestering me about my secret day in and day out?

...

Hell no, I'd rather rub shit on my eyeballs.

"Alright alright I'm sorry... Look... I promise I'll tell you who I really am later..." I said with a heavy sigh.

"I thought so! I knew you was.... Huh? Who you really are? You're not really Dawn?"

"Yeah... I'm not. Its a really long story... I need you to keep this a secret, people... I mean ponies can't know about what I can do... It could put me in danger..."

"What you can really do? Who you really are? Just what kind of secret is it?" She said looking completely lost.

"Later! I think our time is-"

*door opens*

"-up!"

The others looked at us, trying to read our expressions and figure out what Applejack and I did in there. Soarin had this stupid look that made me want to deck him in his face. "We didn't do anything you fucking turd.." I snapped at him. He stuck his tounge out at me again, so I gave him a light push making his drunk ass tumble over. "You're a d...dick.." He said with annoyance as it took him a few tries to get on his 4 hoofs again. "Its not my fault you decided to drink so much, that your damn kidneys are contemplating suicide!"

"Hey... I didn't drink...*hiccup* That much..."

"Lie again..."

"My kidneys are fine..."

"Oh? How many hoofs am I holding up then?" I asked as I held up one hoof.

"Uh...6?"

"..."

"Sit the fuck down you drunk ass motherfucker..." I muttered as I face hoofed.

"No seriously! You have 8...nonono...5 hoofs!"

"I'm so done right now... Twilight? Do you plan to get the game rolling?" I said as I shook my head and turned to her.

"Oh right... Big Mac and Flash, which one of you is going next?" Twilight asked. Flash and Mac looked at each other. "Uh...I can barely even see straight right now..." Flash muttered. Big Mac sighed and stepped up. He spun the bottle and sat back with his stoic expression. It spun for a few seconds before slowly landing on Fluttershy. Everyone started going "ooooo!" And the two nervously made there way into the closet. I think the best part was the fact that Mac was so big that they couldn't sit in there without touching each other. Twilight closed the door and started the timer.

"They're totally going to make out..." Rainbow dash muttered.

"I don't think that would be possible without Fluttershy fainting." Twilight said.

"Hm...I didn't think it was possible for her to cuddle with Mac without freaking out, so we'll just have to see..." I said with a shrug as I kicked back again.

...

"So..."

"Um...we can cuddle again... If that's... Ok with you..."

"Uh...that would be nice..."

...

7 minutes later the closet opens with Mac sitting there cheesing his fuckin ASS off and Fluttershy looking like the fur on her face was straight up red. Applejack smiled smugly and leaned forward. "What did y'all do In there brother?"she inquired. Mac smiled timidly and avoided all eye contact as he returned to his spot.

" Uh... Nothin... "

"Really?"

"Eyyup.."

"Alright... Ah will take your word for it..." Applejack said as she smiled kindly. Bitch you know that motherfucker did some sneaky shit in there!

Twilight once again reset everything and it was now Flash's turn. Without a word he spun the bottle. Everyone watched silently as the bottle slowly stopped on Twilight. Huh... That worked out perfectly... Have fun Flash! Being the swell guy I am, I decided to give him a friendly push in the right direction... Which means I shoved him so hard that he bumped into Twilight... Oops?

"Heh...sorry... I'm a bit clumsy right now..." Flash muttered as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Oh...its ok..." Twilight said with a blush. Then the two stepped in to the closet. This time I closed the door and started the clock. I give it 2 minutes tops before those two do something.

...

" Ahem! Heh...hey Twilight..."

"Hey Flash..."

"So.....you look nice..."

"Aww... thank you..."

"Are we going to, or not?"

"G..going to what?"

"Kiss!"

"K..kiss?"

"Yes kiss! That's the point Of this game anyway right?"

"Um...I guess..."

"Then pucker up!"

"W...what? Right now?"

"Yes right now! We only have 7 minutes..."

"I don't know if I'm ready Flash..."

"You know what? Just come h-"

...

About 6 minutes in I heard a really loud thumb come from the closet. Everyone stopped their gossip to stare at the closet in shock. What the hell? Did something explode in there? The sand timer was pretty much done so I went ahead and grabbed the closet door and wrenched it open. Flash's limp body rolled out of the closet with a massive bump on his head, then Twilight shakingly stepped out of the closet with a horrified look on her face. Everyone stared at her frozen in shock and fear. Alright... Why do I feel like Flash tried to cop a feel then, got knocked the fuck out? How do you even grab an ass with hoofs anyway?

"You know what? I'm not even gonna ask... NEXT?" I said quickly, just trying to end my turn as I walked over to the bottle. I tried to spin it, but I messed up and straight up stepped on it, crushing it completly. "Uh...oops?" I quipped as everyone gasped. "I think you spun it too hard..." Rainbow muttered. Then I smiled devilishly.

"Aww man... The bottle is completely shattered! I guess we can't play anymore..." I said as I started to edge away from the group. Twilight, who'd been standing over Flash nursing his wound, Without a word zapped the pieces of the shattered bottle, slowly repairing it back to its previous unbroken state. Dammit Twilight!!! I'm sick of your shit!

"Looks like its your turn partner!" Mac said with a chuckle as he gave my back a hard slap.

"Shut up jackass.... You'll be next..." I muttered under my breath as I returned to the bottle. I gave it a firm spin, Halfway hoping I broke it again. It spun for a couple seconds then slowly stopped on Gilda. Ooooooh fuck..... This isn't good...

"Heh... Well she's asleep so I guess I'll just have to respi-"

"Ah ah ah...no... Give me a second..." Rainbow said as she flew up to Gilda's cloud and shook her awake.

"*Yawn* what Dash?" Gilda said sternly as she stretched.

"We're playing 7 minutes in heaven and its your turn..."

"Really? *Yawn* who did I get?"

"Dawn"

"Dawn?"

"Yep"

"Ok whatever..." Gilda said with a shrug as she hopped off the cloud and stuffed herself in the closet. Mac gave me a smug grin and pushed me. "Go on partner..." He said with another push. I took a deep breath and once again stepped into the darkness, Twilight quickly shut the door behind me. Gilda's golden eyes glowed in the dark the way a cats eyes do, I always found that kinda creepy to be honest. I was somewhat excepting her to immediately pounce on me and demand the "D" but when I lit my horn up she kinda just looked... annoyed?

"Ugh... I can't believe we have to sit in here for like... 7 minutes..." She groaned with a frown. Huh? Sounds like she wants to be anywhere else but here.

"Yeah... Kinda sucks.." I muttered.

"And those clowns except US to kiss? Ha! gimme a break..." She said with a roll of her eyes. What? She totally wanted me... And now... Heh can't complain too much, but I am curious.

"Uh...so...about earlier..." I said as my cheeks turned red, the memory still fresh in my mind.

"What are you talking about.... Oh that thing..." She said as she looked away blushing furiously.

"Yeah... THAT thing..."

"Ok...look... I'm sorry I...grabbed your...'stuff'..."

"Yeah...quite tightly..."

"I was Drunk and horny! And you.....uh...peeked my interest..."

"Hmph... I could tell..."

"I wasn't thinking clearly! In fact...im still kinda hammered right now..." She said as she looked down in embarrassment. Then she sighed sadly and continued.

"I...I didn't know you had a girlfriend already either..." She said with regret in her voice. I couldn't help but laugh right there.

"The fuck? I don't have a girlfriend..." I said with a chuckle. Gilda's forlorn expression faded out of the realm of existence.

"R...really?"

"Yeah... We're just friends... Who get a little too close sometimes..." I said with uncertainty. I don't know if I can honestly call Luna "just a friend" after that kiss... Hell I don't even know if I could call Celie that either, we may not have kissed yet but I can't deny the romantic tension between us, its pretty high... Wow... I also can't deny the fact that I said YET to kissing Celie.

"Oh...ok then..." Gilda said as she blushed again.

"Yeah... I don't think I would-" I started before being interrupted by a loud thud followed by the closet falling over, knocking Gilda on top of me.

"What the shit?" I blurted out as Gilda and I bumped heads.

"Sheesh! They Must really want us to make out, if they're resorting to knocking the fucking closet over!" Gilda said as she rubbed her head.

"I'm going to kill whoever did it..." I muttered with annoyance. Gilda nodded In agreement. She looked me in the eye for a few seconds and suddenly her whole mood changed. She got that half lidded lustful stare again, I felt her press against me and she moved her face closer. Oh no.....nononono! Not again! I really wish I knew how to make those damn barriers right now!

"Uh...what are you doing?" I asked nervously as Gilda got Closer.

"Oh...I was just thinking..."

"Thinking what exactly?"

"We could... You know... Do what they want.." She purred.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh....no?" I said as I tried to scoot away but, there was nowhere to scoot too. Gilda Leaned in and whispered something in my ear.

"I want you... inside me... right now..."

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! CALM DOWN BIT-" I shouted before being interrupted by Gilda's Tounge slipping into my mouth and Down my throat.

"..."

Ha ha....NOPE IM OUT BITCH!

I suddenly shot a laser at the side of the closet, blowing it completely apart. Then I used all the strength I could muster to wrench my way out of the hole where I immediately stood up and distanced myself from the box. Now that my mouth wasn't being violated, I looked up to see everyone laughing their asses off.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS PUSHED THE FUCKING CLOSET OVER???!!? I yelled at the top of my lungs. Everyone immediately Pointed to Soarin. Now my rage was fully directed Toward him.

"SOARIN? I'M ABOUT TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I Barked as I charged at him.

"Uh oh!" He blurted as he started flying around the house. I ran after him shouting every threat I could think of.

"COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING CUNT MUFFIAN! IM GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING WINGS OF AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THEM!" I yelled.

"Dawn old budy old pal, let's not get too worked up!" He pleaded as he bobbed and weaved past furniture.

"STOP RUNNING YOU...FUCK!"

Soarin wasn't looking at where he was going, causing him to crash head first into a wall and collapse in a stunned heap. I pounced on him and started strangling the bastard. "I'll teach you to do stupid shit like that!" I said sternly. " ACK! Alright.... I....won't GAK!....push...closet!" He said in between gasps. A moment later my body was surrounded in purple magic.

"Ok that's enough you two!" Twilight said trying to hide her amusment as much as possible. Soarin stood up and panted. "Sheesh Dawn... What even happened in there?" Soarin muttered. I looked Toward the Closet where I saw Gilda climbing out. She immediately blushed and looked away when we made eye contact. I looked down and took a deep breath, closing my eyes and shaking my head. "Nothing..." I said simply. Soarin looked like he was about to inquire further but instead he just shrugged and walked back to the group.

Twilight examaimed the damaged closet with a frown. "Sorry... It was critical to my health that I escaped from there immediately..." I muttered uncaringly as Soarin and I sat down in our spots again. Twilight snorted and shook her head. She lifted the closet back up and restored it to its former awkward glory, and from there we continued the game. since I took my two turns I kinda drifted off in thought, I didn't really miss much, because the last two pairs had pretty predictable outcomes. Rainbow Dash put Mac to sleep by talking about how awesome she was, and Soarin and Rarity were busy making a sequel of "Ultimate Epic Shameless Sloppy Make out scene". I kinda just fell silent during it all, I was a bit concerned about today's events.

I've locked lips with the Princess of the night and I've had a Griffon aggressively flirt with me...twice... And I enjoyed every fucking second of it... Well... Up until Gilda's Tounge almost choked me. Why? Did my preferences change? Am I suddenly ok with kissing animals? Well... that's just an insult... I need to stop thinking of them like that... They are Intelligent emotional beings just like I am. I guess it really doesn't matter what they look like does it? Heh man... I guess I'm just going to... Accept it for as long as I'm here, because I feel like if this trend continues, I'll have an Equestrian girlfriend by the end of the month anyway. Heh...that's quite a bold statement for me to make... But it seems that there's something that turns on girls when they get in close proximity of me. I'll never fucking know why...

At that point the party started to die Down, everyone slowly began to drift off too sleep, some right on the floor, others on some of the furniture. There were some special cases like Rainbow sleeping on a cloud and Pinkie sleeping...on the ceiling...yeah... Moving on...

I tried to sleep... I really did.. But I guess the sandman doesn't want to grace me withrest yet... Fucking asshole. So I went to what was quickly becoming my regular nightime hang out area... The balcony. I went up there and just stared up at the night sky. Luna does a damn good job on this I can tell you that. Celestia does a good job during the day too I guess.... Its hard to appreciate the beauty of something that will make you go blind in seconds. Celestia does other stuff though... She somehow runs this peaceful country and Luna... Wait... What does she do besides raise the moon and the stars?

Seriously... I know all the political BS doesn't happen at night because everyone is asleep... So what does she do? She obviously has more free time than Celestia because she swings around here almost every night. Maybe she like... Guards people's dreams or something... Eh... I'll just ask her next time I see her... After revenge for tickling me to tears and taking my damn Brownies... And before I ask her about her banishment.

Damn... I'm not tired at all... What am I going to do? I changed into my Pegasus form and thought about going on another joy flight. Just then someone spoke behind me, making me jump. Oh... its HER...

"Can't sleep?" Gilda said as she walked up to me. I took a quick glance before looking at the sky again.

"Nope.." I said plainly.

"Me neither..."

"Probably because you slept through half Of the damn party..." I said with a smirk as she came next to me.

"Hey it wasn't that long!" Gilda snapped.

"Heh... Maybe... But taking that nap fucked you up regardless.Your awake now."

"I guess..." She muttered as she fell silent. We both stared at the silent town, the bright green grass glistening perfectly in the moonlight.

"Look...I'm sor-"

"Don't bother... I already forgive you... You couldn't really help yourself anyway.." I interrupted quickly. My sudden response startled Gilda.

" Besides... Shit happens..." I added with a chuckle.

"Oh ok then..." Gilda said in surprise. She said nothing again for a few more seconds then she sighed and smiled at me.

"So...what's bothering you right now?"

"Uh... Not much...just a bunch of stupid things and problems..."

"So basically shit?"

"Yeah... Pretty much. Although I'd say Bullshit describs it better."

"Heh...well when 'bullshit' bothers me, I like to just fly around for a bit. You know... To clear my head..." she said with a smile. I just nodded and scratched the back of my neck.

"So... Does that fancy spell of yours let you fly? Or are they fake?" Gilda asked curiously as she poked my wings. I considered lying about it but at this point my farm crop of fucks to give has completely dried up and died.

"Yeah sure..." I said with a shrug.

"Ok then... Try and keep up!" Gilda said as she zoomed off into the sky. Really? Were supposed to be sleeping... You know what fuck it! Maybe some vigorous flying will make me tired enough to sleep. So I stretched my wings and took off after her. This has been a weird night... I kinda... Lost a bit of my humanity by accepting Equestrian girls but I can't keep lying too myself also they're kinda attrac... Uh... Forget it... I have to catch Gilda. Heh... At least she's not trying to fuck me again.

Author's Notes:

Notes: there we go! Some character development! ....uh...maybe.....just a little.... Eh I don't fucking know. Next chapter will be sheild training! Erm I mean pussy bubble training! Wait... That honestly sounds horrible... I'm going to stop calling them that. Anyway... I hope y'all enjoyed the first sleepover! I plan to add a little info as to where characters stand as far as power. I'm not sure how many I'm going to put on it but most of the people... Er ponies who are involved in major fights. I'll probably mark them in categories graded from 1-10. 1 being Fluttershy and 10 being Princess Celestia. I will also put how much potential power they have, because theyre not going to stay the same strength the entire time! Its just something I wanted to do to help you guys out a little.

Also I may start posting a one shot here and there. Theyll all pretty much be MLP related because I guess that's who I am now. I kinda want to try other writing styles like perhaps a Dark or sad fanfic or something, just to expand my horizons. I already have an...odd crossover partially done... But idk if its worth posting yet. I'm kinda bad at "short and sweet" and hopefully writing a one shot from time to time will get me better at that.

Also... I've been too lazy to so far but I was planning to illustrate certain moments on the fimfiction version of the story. Nothing too complicated or serious. For example... I was thinking of drawing a picture of how I imagine Derrick and the others reacting to situations. No promises though so don't get dem hopes up!