Act 4 part 1: Extra Guests

"HOLY FUCK THAT'S COLD!" I suddenly yelled as I jumped so high that i almost hit the fucking ceiling. Someone just poured a bucket of Ice water on me while I was asleep. "What the hell?!" I said as I looked around for the culprit. Twilight, Spike and Rainbow Dash, were on the floor laughing their asses off. "Alright which one of you technicolor freaks came up with this?" I muttered angrily as I balled up my fists. "We had to wake you up somehow! You wouldn't budge!" Rainbow said with a snicker. "I was tired! What the heck did you wake me up for anyway?" I demanded. "Because it's like... 3 in the afternoon..." Rainbow said with a deadpan expression. Damn! 3pm? I must have been in a fucking comma!

"Holy hell..." I said as I stretched and yawned. Rainbow watched my every move closely. "Wow... I still can't believe you're Dawn..." Rainbow said as she stared up at me. I just realized I'm in my human form, so i was about to change again out of reflex. luckily Rainbow already knows about it. "You know... You still didn't tell me where you got the cool new magic from..." Rainbow said, as she glared at me. "I promised didn't I? I'll fuckin tell you later!" Its a long story! " I barked. "Ok fine. You're like 3 different guys right?" "Yep... I'm Dawning Jade, Drift Jolt and Dauntless..." I muttered with a firm nod. "Who's... Drift jolt?" Rainbow asked, looking lost. I stayed silent and Transformed into my Pegasus form. Rainbow's cheeks turned a light shade of Red and her wings Twitched. "Oh... That guy..." She said quietly. "Yep. and this is Dauntless..." I said as I turned into my earthpony form. She nodded and I turned back into a human, and sat down on the couch again. Rainbow regarded me with a blank stare. Uh oh...

"You're not mad, are you?" I said carefully. "Mad? Hay no! This is AWESOME!" She erupted, doing an emotional 180. "Huh?" I muttered, taken off guard. "Yeah! There's finally a Pegasus in Ponyville that isn't lame or slow!" She said happily. "Who?" I asked innocently. "You ya featherbrain!" She said with a roll of her eyes. "You're really cool and you can fly fast!" She said with a grin. "I guess... Except Dawn can't fly, and Drift didn't save shit..." I muttered. "Oh yeah... I forgot... Two different ponies..." She said with disappointment. "But you are pretty fast! Well not as fast as me... I would have caught you anyway, if you didn't use that cheap blinding spell! I almost crashed!" She said as she folded her front hoofs and looked cross with me. "Whatever... You deserved it for watching me sleep!" I retorted. "Hey! It was a legit investigation!" Rainbow said in her defense. "Sure it was..." I said sarcastically as I waved it off, remembering how Rainbow was draped over me.

"Hey Twi?" I called out.

"Yes DJ?"

"When's that sleep over of yours starting?"

"At exactly 6:30 pm! Why? Did you change your mind about it?" Twilight said with a glimmer of hope.

"Yeah... I'll give it a shot I guess..." I said with a shrug. Then Twilight and Rainbow made these super high pitched girly screams that scared the hell out of me. "Oh my gosh! The slumber party just got 20% cooler!" Rainbow said with a smile that I swear was ripped off of Pinkie's fucking face! Twilight's was worse, because her smile made that fucking "squee" sound that I thought I heard the last of. Sometimes these ponies make me question my sanity a little bit...just a little...

"Why are you here so early Dash?" I asked randomly. The sleepover doesn't start for another 3 hours, so I don't see why she would be here early. "Oh that reminds me... Twi! I was wondering something..." Rainbow said suddenly. "What is it?" Twilight asked, tilting her head. "I have a friend from out of town that's coming to stay with me for a few weeks. She's coming in a few hours and I don't want her sitting in my house bored while I'm gone. So I was wondering if it would be ok if she came to the sleepover?". Oh god...not more girls! Please say no...

"Sure!"

Dammit!

"Who is she?" Twilight asked. I couldn't hear who Rainbow's friend was, because I was too busy cursing. "Really? Are you sure? Last time she was in town things got kinda... Dramatic..." Twilight said with a cringe. "Nah Trust me Twi she's changed a ton! She won't cause any problems!" Rainbow assured. "Alright then..." Twilight said with some uncertainty. "That's 5 extra guests... I have to tell Pinkie to make some extra sweets... And I'll need Applejack to bring extra food..." Twilight said to herself as she used magic to write something d own on her notepad. Wait a sec... 5 extra guests? That's me, Rainbow's friend and...3 others? "

"Who are the other 3 Guests?" I questioned with some fear. 3 extra girls? This is going to be fucking nuts! "Well... I thought about what you said yesterday... The others really wanted you to come... So I pulled some strings and got some other boys to come to the slumber party!" Twilight said timidly, as she looked at me for my reaction. Hmm... I wonder who? Probably some "eggheads" as Rainbow puts it, considering the way Twilight acts. "So who else is coming?" I asked curiously, getting through this sleepover will be so much easier with other guys around... Even if they're boy versions of Twilight.

"You already know most of them.." Twilight said as she flipped a page on her notepad and listed the names. "Big Mac is coming..." She said first. Ok forget what I said about the nerds! This is going to turn out a lot better then I thought! Although... I wonder how any of them convinced Mac to come. I'm pretty sure he avoids these things like the plague. "Flash Sentry is coming..." She said next. Huh... That guy? He's alright I guess... I didn't really get to know him while I was in Canterlot, so I don't know what to say there. "And Soarin..." She said as she stopped reading the list. I scratched my head and blinked a few times.

"Uh...who's Soarin?" I asked. Twilight opened her mouth to answer, but she was interrupted by Rainbow's unusual fangirl scream. What the shit?

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!" She blurted.

"What's the big de-" I started to say before Rainbow grabbed Twilight and hugged her tightly.

"You actually got SOARIN to come to our slumber party!? You're a whopping 21% cooler now!" She said as she kissed her checks repeatedly.

"Is he some sort of celeb-"

"Only one of the coolest WONDERBOLTS ever!" Rainbow yelled out! Twilight and I just sat there with deadpan expressions, I hope no mares out there Fangirl over me like this when I'm not there. "Oh my gosh I can't wait! This is going to be so bucking awesome!" Rainbow said as she stomped the ground. "Gosh...calm the fuck down... It's just a dude..." I muttered with irritation. "You're just jealous because somepony may or may not be cooler than YOU!" She said with a smug grin. I blinked a few times, then laughed in her face. She seriously thinks that I care? If anything, I HOPE he's cooler than me, because if all the girls are drooling on him then they won't be drooling on me!

"Whatever Dawn...Derrick... DJ... Gah! I don't even know what to call you!" Rainbow said with a frown. "Just call me Dawn..." I said as I rubbed my chin. I should swing by Canterlot before this thing starts. I have to let Celestia know that I decided to give the slumber party a chance. I should really look into those letters I'm supposed to be sending, it would save a shit load of time. Then again I'm not going to lie in saying that I'd rather talk to her face to face.

"Twilight what time does this thing start again?" I asked as I turned into my Pegasus form and walked toward the door.

"6:30 pm... Why?"

"I'm gonna swing by Canterlot real quick and tell the Princess something..."

"Ok...why fly that far when you can just write a quick letter?" Twilight questioned with some suspicion

" Because... I like to fly?" I said with a nervous smile. It's not like I'm lying by saying that, because flying is the shit. Rainbow seems to perk up slightly when I said that. Calm your multicolored ass down! I'm pretty sure I don't like flying as much as she does.

"Ok then... while you're there, you can probably catch Flash and Soarin and fly back with them?" Twilight suggested with a smile. I nodded and Swiftly left the house. Hot Damn flying truly is fucking amazing! Unfortunately my fear of heights isn't necessarily gone yet though, so I might have a random ass panic attack if I try anything. I decided to get some altitude, so I wouldn't be seen by too many on the ground. As I looked back on the town of Ponyville I failed to realize that while the Earth ponies and Unicorn walk the ground, there are still a few Pegasai zipping around the sky also. Fate decided to burn this realization in my head, by making me run straight into one of them... Fuck you fate...

Thankfully we weren't going too fast out it would have resulted in a concussion or worse. She was a grey Pegasus with yellow hair and... Yellow...eyes? She shook her head and blinked a few times. "Oh I'm sorry mister!" She said as she quickly checked herself. She was wearing a mail bag and her cutie mark was...a bunch of bubbles? Wouldn't it be the UPS logo or... Uh nevermind...

Her eyes are.. Crossed... Or something... Probably because I bumped into her. "Uh... No it's fine..." I said. Then before we both went our separate ways she sniffed me. "Hey...you smell like muffins..." She said cripticly. "I do?" I said as I smelled myself. Huh...I DO smell like muffins... That's fucking weird. "Ok... I don't have any..." I muttered. The Pegasus seemed saddened by that statement and she slowly flew away.

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The fuck?

Ok that was an odd mare... Her eyes seem to be permenatly crossed, because they stayed that way the whole time, maybe she's always been like that. I wonder what her name is? Meh... she's gone already, and I'm floating here like a dumbass! I took off toward Canterlot, except this time I went all out. I arrived at the castle within minutes! Now let's see here... Should I take the front entrance... Or land on the Balcony? Hmm... I don't see her on the balcony... And the doors are closed.. Fuck it I'll take the front! I landed and hopped into a nearby Bush and transformed into Dawn. Hm... Well... The entire guard knows about me already... So I can probably just ask them to take me to wherever Celestia is. So I did just that.

"Hey...uh... Can you take me to the Princess?" I whispered to a nearby patrolling guard. "Of course sir! Follow me!" The guard said obediently. Sheesh... I wonder what kind of authority Celestia gave me? Eh it doesn't matter, I doubt I can really bark orders at these guys without getting smacked. I followed the guard through the main castle doors. We were in that front entrance room.. You know... The HUGE one with the 3 huge hallways that lead to different places in the castle... 3 huge hallways that I never knew fucking existed. Man... Why am I so bad at navigation? I bet if there wasn't a clear view of Canterlot from Ponyville I would get lost somehow. I'm a little determined to memorize this Castle's crazy ass layout this time. "Where is the Princess at?" I asked. "She is currently in a meeting with some of the nobles, it's supposed to end shortly..." The Guard explained. "Cool. Lead the way!" I said. With a nod we started walking. Alright... So we took a left... Went up some stairs...took a right...went down some stairs...and we're at the meeting hall! Alright! Aaaaaaaaand forgot the directions... Dammit!

"Just Wait outside until the meeting is over, it should only be a few minutes..." The guard said as he started to walk away. "Hey thanks! Wait what's your name?" I called out but he disappeared around a corner. Well shit then. The meeting hall looked like most of the other halls did to me. Big, Tall, Fancy, Marble, Gold, Red Carpets, Red Drapes, Paintings, Fancy Windows and Big ass doors. There were two guards standing outside of what I assumed were the doors to the meeting room. The one on the left straightened up when I approached. I noticed that the one on the left was a girl and the one on the right was a guy, the girl looked really nervous for some reason. I stood in front of the doors, slightly on the left far enough to not get hit when they swing open. The girl guard started whispering discretely to the guy guard.

"Psst! Hey Breeze!"

"What?"

"Do you know who that is?!"

"*sigh* yes Blaze, Everypony and their mother knows who that is..."

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe Dawning Jade is here!"

"*yawn* yeah... Cool..."

"He's so much cuter than the others said..."

"Ok... That's great blaze..."

" I can't believe he saved all those citizens, and Princess Luna!"

"Yeah... Whatever..."

"And then he can transform! He's all you could want in a stallion, and the best part is under that disguise he's really that cute human!"

"..."

"Y..you don't care do you?"

"Nope..."

"I bet if it was Twilight sparkle you would care..."

"N...no... What are you talking about?"

"We ALL saw those pictures dude... You got caught red hoofed..."

"Uh...I h...have no clue what you're talking about.."

"You basically worship her breeze! We found your shrine!"

"Sh..shut up!"

"She doesn't even know you dude!"

"S...so? Dawn doesn't know you either! And I saw YOU'RE shrine!"

"Shut up!"

"Hey you started it!"

"Fine..."

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"Finally... Quiet..."

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"I wonder if he could hear us..."

"Shut the buck up Blaze..."

Well that was truly something... Apprantly the fact that I can transform is in fact a turn on... I guess I can see why Rainbow wasn't mad at me... She's just happy I have magic AND flight. Also Apprantly... Twilight and I have...uh...dedicated Fans. I wonder how much info the guard was told about me? I'm honestly surprised the secret isn't out yet. I know that it's only a matter of time, but once this planet knows about me, I feel like I'll be an international celebrity...and target. The main reason Celestia said we should hide my magic is because someone out there might try to capture me and use my Chaos magic for evil and bad things. I heard a bunch of hoof steps coming from behind the door, making all three of us straighten up.

The massive doors swung open and 4 very well dressed ponies came out, walking at a very fast pace. They looked pretty upset for some reason, and before I could really get a good look at them they were gone. Then Princess Celestia came out of the room looking quite agitated herself. Damn what the hell happened in there? The Princess was followed on either side by 2... Identical looking black and white mares wearing glasses who looked like secretaries or maybe assistants. They were both bombarding her with requests, and shoving papers in her face to be signed and approved. Damn... Her job looks like hell! She still hasn't noticed me yet... Ok. Quick! say something cool to get her attention!

"Sup sunbutt!"

Nailed it...

Celestia looked up from the depressing torrent of papers and beamed when she saw me.

"Dawning Jade! Its good to see-"

"Princess! You just wasted 3 seconds greeting that pony! We must be efficient and wise with our time if we are to complete the days tasks on time!" One of the ponies scolded. Celestia's eye twitched slightly and she turned slowly to them. "Please Princess, we must stay on schedule!" The other pony said. "The schedule is love...the schedule is life..." One said while she hugged her notebook tightly. Creepy fucks aren't they?

"Blossom, Daisy?"

"Yes Princess?"

"Go take your lunch breaks..."

"What???? Right now? B...but the schedule! It won't allow it!" They sputtered simultaneously, yep definitely Twins...

"Well MAKE the schedule allow it...all I request is 5 minutes..."

"Y..yes Your Highness!" They said obidiantly. "Come on Blossom! If we run, we can save 2 minutes on the schedule!" One of them yelled as Celestia and I watched them disappear down the hallway.

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"Damn Celie... Your job sucks Vagina cheese..." I muttered.

"Oh...heh... Its not that bad..." She said with a giggle.

"I think it's bad when your schedule can't even allow 3 seconds to say hi to a friend."

"Well you can thank the nobles for forcing my two new wonderful assistants on me."

"I don't have time in the schedule to thank them Celie..." I said sarcastically. Then we both laughed uncontrollably. Then Celestia nuzzled my check affectionately making me blush from being caught off guard. She then gave me this puzzled look.

"Are you...ok?"

"Don't have time in the schedule to be ok."

"Ok... Its not that funny anymore..."

"Because there wasn't time in the schedule for it to be funny."

"Seriously stop..."

"Dammit..."

Celestia giggled again making me smirk. "Anyway... I just wanted to swing by and let you know that I decided to got to the sleepover..." I said plainly. "Excellent! But..." Celestia said trailing off.

"What?"

"Why didn't you just...send me a letter?"

"Because I really wanted to see you Celie... Uh... I mean flying is the shit!"

"Ok then..."

"Apprantly some other guys are coming too!"

"Really?"

"Yep! Mac is coming, Flash is coming and some Guy named... Soarin..."

"Ah Soarin of the Wonderbolts..."

"What's he like?"

"He is a Respectful colt who is VERY confident in his abilities. He's also quite charming as well as-"

"Princess!" Interrupted Blossom and Daisy, as they rounded the corner with food stuffed in their mouths. The bitches probably inhaled their food to get here in time. "It's been exactly 5 minutes and 12 seconds! We must go!" One of the twins yelled. Celestia sighed and turned to them. "I'm afraid I must go... Tell me how it goes tomorrow..." Celestia said sadly. "Alright Celie... Wait before you go... Do you know where Flash and Soarin are? I was going to fly back with them..." I asked. Celestia nodded firmly and turned to one of the Guards.

"Corporal blaze!" Celestia called out.

"Y...yes Your Highness?" Blaze said, straightening up nervously.

"Please escort my friend here to the Pegasus barracks..."

"Yes Your Highness! Immediately!" Blaze said as she sprang to life. The dude guard next to her started silently laughing his ass off. The Princess and I waved to each other, then her and her assistants vanished, leaving me with the two guards. "Ok...right t..this way mister D..dawn... " Blaze said nervously as she started to walk down one of the hallways and I followed right next to her. I know this girl is going to try and talk to me, watch this shit.

5...4...3...2-

"So... You're the famous shape shifting human..." She said. Damn... I started too late . "Yep..." I said simply. She fell silent again for a little while, probably thinking of what to say next. "So...you seem pretty close to the Princess..." She said, catching me off guard. "Uh...yeah?" I said sheepishly. "A...are you guys... Going out or something?" She asked bluntly. My cheeks felt hot as I immediately shook my head. "N..no! Were just friends!" I blurted. Blaze seemed happy... Almost relieved from my answer. "Ok... Just wondering!" She said with a mischievous grin. Uh oh... I don't like that look.

Before I could find out her plan I noticed that we'd reached the Pegasus Barracks. It was a 2 story building separate from the castle with a large grassy area around it. I could see a handful of pegasus guards on the ground doing stretching exercises but that was it. Now let me remind you of something... These are fucking Pegasus... Which means there's probably some over elaborate clou-

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Holy fucking Christ! There was this huge cloud platform floating in the air above the structure. I couldn't see what was on it from down here but around it they had all kinds of cloud obstacles surrounding it. It looked like a huge floating obstacle course! The pegasus were running drills, doing combat training, playing some weird sport I can't identify... All in midair. Hmm... I guess I should have known... I am in Equestria after all.

"They're up there somewhere... I guess you'll have to-" I changed to my Pegasus from and started stretching my wings.

"-Transform..." Blaze finished, as her tail wagged slowly. "Oh...wow..." Blaze whispered as I did a few test flaps. "Thanks blaze... I'll see ya around..." I said with a wink as I took off. She basically fainted right then and there. Heh... I think I'm starting to find all these Fan girls and thier reactions entertaining. I can't get carried away or else they'll get the wrong Idea.

I flew straight up onto the platform, and what I saw on it was strange. There were lunch tables, chairs and even little coolers lying on top of it. so I guess it's a floating cafeteria platform? Whatever, let me just find these two knuckleheads so we can fuckin leave. I started looking around, I figure since Soarin is popular, he'll be in the biggest group. Unfortunately it didn't take long to be recognized by one of the Pegasus Guards.

"Hey! It's the shape shifting dude!"

"You mean the human?"

"Yeah!"

Then they all slowly stopped what they were doing to look at me, slowly forming a big crowd around me. It seemed that the majority of them were girls, which made me nervous.

"Uh...sup?" I said, making them all giggle. There were a handful of ponies observing the scene from the outside, talking among themselves. I'm getting worried that one of these girls might try something, odds are they're physically stronger than me because they're all military, and I'm not. So far nobody has approached me yet, so this is getting a bit irritating. "The fuck are you all looking at?" I said sternly. Making a few in the crowd laugh. Then one of them finally decided to approach me...actually... 3 of them. They were wearing these weird suits that covered most of thier features, the suit looked exactly like the one Rainbow wore last night, except the colors were blue and yellow, hmm... I guess these guys are the super awesome possum WONDERBOLTS. When they walked over everyone seemed to snap to attention and return to what they were doing. The one in the middle didn't seem happy, while the two on the sides were smirking The one in the middle had orange and yellow hair, the one on the left had white hair. The last one was definitely a guy, and he had blue hair.

The two girls walked up to me, the one with the white hair stopped in front of me while the one with the Orange hair circled me slowly. I really hate being in the spotlight... I can feel them all judging the shit out of me. I was honestly about to just take off and wait for These guys to come to Twilight's, but the orange hair pony started to speak.

"Why are you here?" She asked.

"Uh...I was in the area... So I came to see if Flash and Soarin were ready to go to Twilight's party... Do you know where they are?" I asked.

"Who gave you premmison to waltz into my barracks?" The orange haired girl asked with annoyance, completely ignoring my question. Hm... She must be the leader... I kinda did just waltz in didn't I?

"Princess Celestia.." I muttered. That seemed to kill off her snappy attitude. I guess I can understand, I'm pretty sure there are laws back home against civilians walking into military bases.

The girl with the white hair raised her goggles, revealing her eyes. "Im Fleetfoot, 3rd officer of the Wonderbolts..." She said confidently. Then the dude with the blue hair took off his goggles and smirked. "I'm Soarin! Second officer of the Wonderbolts!" He said proudly. Damn I can practicly feel the confidence coming off of this dude! Celestia wasn't fucking lying. Then the Girl with the Orange took off her goggles. "I'm spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts as well as the Royal Pegasus Force!" She said with a friendly Nod. Huh... So these guys are basically military? Special forces? I'll ask Soarin to Clarify Later. "So... What's your name?" Spitfire asked.

"Well... When I'm like this my name is Drift Jolt..." Muttered with a shrug. "Drift jolt huh?" Fleetfoot said as she walked up to me and examined my wings. "May I?" She asked as she held a hoof out to my wings. "Sure? I said hesitantly. She then grabbed and pulled my wings out with her hoofs. My cheeks instantly turned red. I forgot how sensitive my wings are!

"*Whistle* You've got a decent pair here!" Spitfire said, as she and Fleetfoot looked at my wings. So these are like the best of the best as far as flying right? I'm a little curious about my wings to be honest. My nervousness morphed into curiosity "So...how do they look?" I asked carefully. "Impressive span and build...these are definitely racing wings..." Fleetfoot said. "I know you're not really a pony and all... But Your talent is wasting away!" Spitfire said with a frown. "With wings like that I think he could win a race against one of us one day!" Fleetfoot said with a smirk. "He'd have to Train his flank off first, but maybe..." Spitfire said with a nod. Woooow... The Princesses said the SAME thing about my magical ability! Fuck! It would have been nice to start off as overpowered as Celestia is, then I wouldn't need to train just to keep myself safe from this places magical creatures. Then again... I'm pretty sure that thing with the Ursa was a one time event anyway. "Ugh..." I moaned quietly. "Sensitive are we?" Fleetfoot said in an almost sensual manner as she poked and prodded them. I'm so overwhelmed with sensation right now that I can't fucking move or speak anymore. Thankfully the Big ass crowd was long gone.

"Uh I hate to interrupt this 'examination' but we've got places to be!" Soarin suddenly said with urgency. "Oh... Right sorry..." Fleetfoot said as she snapped to attention. "Come on Drift let's go get Flash. He said he was changing, and I have to take this suit off anyway..." Soarin said as he motioned for me to follow him off the platform. My wings bolted back to their default position and I stepped away from Fleetfoot nervously "Right... Let's get this shit over with... And stuff" I muttered as I followed him. He hopped off and glided toward the ground below, I could see Spitfire and Fleetfoot giving us a casual wave that we returned. I guess just met the Wonderbolts...Rainbow is going to snap my fucking neck.

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"Wow Fleet... That was a pretty good excuse..." Spitfire muttered.

"What?"

"Saying you wanted to see how good his wings were..."

"But... I did want to see them... "

"Yeah... And you also wanted to touch his 'sexy body'..."

"..."

"Shut up!"

"Hahaha!"

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Soarin and I landed on the ground next to the building. "Alright wait here, I'll go get Flash..." Soarin said as he jogged inside. I'm glad he said something earlier, those sensations were intense! I was fucking powerless! I'm just glad I didn't get..."excited ". I waited for what seemed like an eternity until Flash Rushed outside followed by a walking Soarin. "It's 6:24! Were going to be late!" Flash said as he fidgeted nervously. "Dude chill...it's not a party without us there!" Soarin said with a confident smirk. "Yeah and besides... We can fly!" I said as I spread my wings. "Yeah but that's easily a 10 minute flight!" He complained. "Eh we'll make it..." Soarin said with a shrug. We all took off into the air gaining some altitude for the glide to Ponyville.

"So you're going to do it tonight... RIGHT?" Soarin said. He shot Flash a stern look. "Y...yeah...tonight..." Flash said as he averted his eyes. I couldn't help but wonder what they were talking about. "What are doing flash?" I asked curiously. He rubbed the back of his neck and smiled nervously. "Well...uh..*Gulp* I'm going to...ask Twilight out..." He stammered. Oh...ok... Kinda saw that coming. "Well I guess that's why you're going. What about you Soarin? Why are you coming?" I asked. "Well this guy right here came to me, freaking out like 'HOLY BUCK SHE INVITED ME TO A SLUMBER PARTY!'. He was a nervous wreck who didn't know what to do..." Soarin said with a chuckle. "Really? I thought you were a lot less nervous around Twilight... What happened?" I asked. "Well...usually I am... But this is DIFFERENT! So many things could go wrong at a slumber party! I could do something stupid in front of her friends..." He said sheepishly. "Yeah the guy came to me asking 'Dude what suit should I wear?'" Soarin said making us both of crack up. Wow... who the fuck wears a suit to a slumber party? He really did need help. "So I decided to step in, Twilight said it was Ok that I could tag along, so I'm going to help him out during the party..." Soarin said. "Hmm...to be honest... I've had no experience with a girl slumber party..." I muttered with a shrug. All the ones I've been to were just guys being guys...Shit talking each other as we played Xbox and drank beer. I'm honestly a little nervous about what to except. "Well from my experience it's just a regular party for the most part, you just don't go home afterwards..." Soarin explained. "Flash...it will be fine..." I muttered and he nodded sheepishly. "I also agreed to come because food!" Soarin said as he licked his lips and rubbed his stomach. Yep I understand this guy now.

"Hey Derrick... Uh... I mean...Drift...er...Dawn? What the Buck do I call you again?"

"When we get to Ponyville, get used to calling me Dawn..."

"Ok Dawn... Does anyone there know who you really are?"

"Yeah... Twilight, Spike, Mac and Rainbow know..."

"Ok cool...wait WHAT?"

"Huh?"

"Rainbow Dash is going to be there?!"

"Uh...yeah..."

"FLASH! Why didn't you tell me?!"

"I didn't know!"

Then Soarin let out one of the most annoyed groans I've ever heard.

"What the problem?"

"The PROBLEM is my 'Bestest most Coolest and Awsomest fan' will be there..." Soarin said with a Deadpan expression.

"You should have seen her reaction when she heard you were coming, she forgot all about me and started bouncing off the walls!" I said with a snicker. Soarin shook his head and sighed.

"Shit"

"Woah? You use Human cuss words?"

"They're not Human, they're any race that isn't a pony. I end up hanging out with some Griffons from time to time, and I picked up the words.." Soarin said. Wait... So that means I don't have to say "buck" anymore? Thank fucking god! He said Griffon though... That word sounds familiar...

"Yeah... But anyways... She's nice and all but it can be a bit much sometimes..." He said with annoyance.

"What exactly do the Wonderbolts even do? I thought you were just Celebrities.."

" Well I guess we are... But we mostly oversee the Royal Pegasus Force's operations. We also go to local shows and competetions from time to time. We are also pretty much considered the best flyers in Equestria. " Soarin explained.

"Yeah... All I heard from Rainbow Dash was 'they're super awesome possum!"

"Yeah... She goes to all of our stunt shows... ALL OF THEM..."

"Heh... Fangirls..."

"Well she's not just a fan... She's participated in a few of our events and she's a pretty good flyer... In fact one of the best I've seen for her age, she could make a great Wonderbolt one day..." Soarin said with a hopeful grin.

"Yeah... She's fast as fuck..."

"Too right..."

"I tried flying away from her once... Wasn't fun..."

"You got away?"

"I may or may not have cheated by... blinding her with light for a few seconds..."

"Damn... That's harsh..."

"It had to be done." I muttered and we both laughed.

"Anyway Dawn... What's in it for you? Why are you going to the sleepover?"

"Me? Well... Apart from food... And the Princess suggesting it, I'm just going to have fun I guess." I said with a shrug.

" Oh I see... Food is a good enough reason by itself... "

"What do you mean?"

"If Applejack and or Pinkie pie cooked, then my stomach is going to orgasm!"

"I know right!" I blurted as we laughed again.

"So are you guys going to do all the dares?"

"What?" Flash and I said at the same time.

"If this party is anything like the ones I've been to in the past, then I know for a FACT that Truth or Dare or Spin the bottle will be on the list of activities. Heck maybe even 7 minutes in heaven!"

"Fuck!"

"Buck!"

This shit could go from an innocent friendly party, into something awkward really fast.

"Well... Are YOU doing all the dares?" I demanded.

"Most likely... Go big or go home I always say! I wouldn't mind getting a kiss from some of Twilight's friends anyway..." Soarin said with a confident smirk. "I have a reputation to uphold too..." He added.

"Ok then... What if it's Twilight?"

"Then I'll pass the torch over to Flash!" Soarin said as he glanced at him. That made Flash's checks turn red.

"Goddamn Flash... you're going to be the next Fluttershy if you don't Stallion up before we get there!" I said. Soarin and I laughed hysterically, making Flash frown.

"Are YOU going to do all the dares Dawn?" He demanded. I responded without thinking.

"Hell yeah!" I said confidently before realizing what I said.

"Hell no!" I corrected but it was too late.

"Hmm... Ok then I'll do all the Dares if you do!" Flash said...... With a flash of confidence.

"Very well...I will do all the dares too then!" Soarin added. Shit! Can't pussy out now!

"I will too... on one condition..." I stated.

"What?"

"We can't dick each other over, by making up insane dares, and we have to refuse if We end up in the closet with Twilight...unless it's Flash..." I suggested. I could see one of them saying something outrages like, "Go French kiss Rarity" or something, and I would definitely be losing that shit.

"Deal!" We all said as we shook hooves. Holy shit what did I just agree too!? I'm pretty confident I'll do the dares, but I don't know what I'll do if I have to kiss one of Twilight's friends.

"The loser owes everyone else a beer!" Soarin added. Well I guess I'll be buying these motherfuckers beer then... Because I'm not Frenching Rarity... Or any of them for that matter. Good thing I still have 250 bits from Celie!

We finally arrived at Twilight's. The sun was setting, but since my watch wasn't on me I didn't know the exact time. We landed behind her house and I quickly switched to my Unicorn form. "Alright bros get your game faces on!" I said jokingly as we swung around to the front. We walked up to Twilight's door and Flash knocked. A few seconds later Twilight answered the door, looking quite unhappy with us. "You're late..." She said blankly. "What time is it? I asked. "6:31" Twilight muttered. Me and the guys looked at each other and started snickering, only Twilight would complain about somebody being a minute late. Twilight shook her head and let us inside. As we walked in, I saw that a couple people were here already. I could see Mac and Applejack sitting on one of Twilight's couches talking about something. Fluttershy sat on a smaller couch opposite to them. I could also hear somebody else in the kitchen. "Where is everypony else?" Flash asked. "Fashionably Late..." Twilight said Dryly. The three us walked over to Mac and the others and sat in nearby chairs. "Well get started once everypony is here!" Twilight announced as she went into the kitchen.

"Sup Mac!" I said as I sat next to him.

"Howdy Dawn, Flash, Soarin." He greeted with his stoic expression. "Howdy there Dawn!" As Applejack Ran up to me and nuzzled my check, making me Deadpan. There's going to be a lot of that tonight... Get used to it! Then she offered her hoof out to the others and basically broke thier forelegs.

"Ahhh! That's a strong shake you've got there Applejack..." Soarin said as he winced in pain.

"Yeah...no kidding..." Flash said with a frown. I just silently laughed at them, to avoid getting broken limbs I'm going to let her slide with the nuzzling.

"Hi...everypony..." Fluttershy almost whispered. We all smiled back at her and waved making her blush. Then we sat and waited, Applejack and Mac were busy talking about what day they should harvest the apples or some shit. After a few minutes we heard a knock on the door again. "I've got it.." I muttered as I hopped off the couch and answered it. I slowly swung the door open, Rarity was standing there Grinning from ear to ear. "Oh...uh hey Rarity..." I mumbled before getting another nuzzle. "Thank you for opening the door! You're such a gentlemen!" She said with a giggle. "Whatever..." I said as I closed the door behind her. As we walked over to the group I noticed something... Rarity's walking with an odd swing in her hips...I didn't know she had a plump plot... Wait what? FUCK! IM DOING IT AGAIN!

"Hello everypony! Sorry I'm late..." She said with a nervous smile as everyone greeted her.

"Howdy!" Mac and Applejack said.

"Hi Rarity..." Fluttershy whispered.

"Hey..." Flash muttered.

"Heeeeloooo Rarity!" Soarin said with this cheesy smile.

Rarity sat next to Fluttershy and I sat down next to Soarin and tapped his shoulder.

"What?" He whispered.

"Why are you cheesin bro?"

"What? I'm not..."

"You totally are dude... Your smile is so cheesy I can fucking smell it..."

"Shut up!"

We sat there for a little while longer when an interesting topic came up. "So Fluttershy... You're not going to be scared of Rainbow Dash's friend right?" Rarity asked. "Well...Rainbow Dash said she's a lot nicer now..." Fluttershy mumbled as she looked at the ground timidly. "Well that's a surprise... She is a Griffon and all..." Applejack said as she rubbed her muzzle. Huh? Rainbow's friend isn't a pony? Dammit... what the hell was a Griffon again? I know back home it was one of those mystical creatures, like Dragons... Cerberuses...hell even Unicorns! Hmmm...Oh shit! I remember now! A Griffon was a Lion mixed with a bird! Oh god... I imagine it will look quite grotesque... These ponies accept anyone I guess.

Then another knock came at the door, this time Soarin jumped up to answer. I think Pinkie is in the kitchen with Twilight, which means that Rainbow and her friend must be at the door. Soarin Opened the Door and was almost Tackled to the ground by Rainbow. "Ohmygosh! Hi Soarin!" She said in a girly voice. "Uh... I mean...what's up Dude..." She said as she calmed down And let him go. "Hey... Rainbow Dash..." He said blankly. Then he looked behind her "Who's your friend?" He asked with a raised brow. "Oh this is Gilda! Come on Gilda! Don't be shy! come in!" Then I heard someone in the doorway. "I'm not shy you little a shi-" she said as she stopped herself and walked in. Hm... Let's see here... Grotesque is not the word to describe her. She was indeed half bird half lion, but she didn't necessarily look ugly like some other mystical creatures in Human fiction.

She walked in and closed the door behind her. "What's up?" She said simply with a smirk. Everyone smiled back at her except me and Fluttershy. I'm pretty sure this is the first non pony I've seen besides Spike, I can't help but feel a little shocked. She walked over to Fluttershy and smiled nervously. "Uh...no hard feelings right?" She said. Fluttershy shook her head and smiled back weakly. Soarin returned to his spot next to me while Rainbow opened the door and flew out. A few moments later she Brought a small cloud into the house. "Ahh I love these things!" Rainbow Said as she kicked back and relaxed on the cloud.

"Sup Rarity, Applejack, Big Mac..." Gilda said. As she went across the room. Then she stopped at me and Flash And raised her brow. "Uh... Who are you?" She asked.

"I'm Flash sentry..." Flush muttered. "Ok then..." She said with a nod as she moved on. "I know you! You're Soarin! Second officer of the Wonderbolts Right?" Gilda said with a grin. She gave him a fist bump with her claw hands. Then she moved onto me and raised her brow. "And you are?" She said curiously. I was about to speak when I suddenly heard a girly scream come from the kitchen, so loud that it apprantly woke Rainbow dash up... Who somehow fell asleep within a span of a few seconds. Then none other than Pinkie motherfucking pie came Barreling out of the kitchen and tackled me. "Hihihihihi!" She said happily as she hugged and squeezed me. Unfortunately for me, Pinkie is an Earth pony... Meaning she might fucking kill me with this hug. "P..pinkie... Get...off..." I struggled to say. Then Twilight came out of the kitchen and used her Magic to pry her off of me. "Chill out with that crap... I'm still sore from yesterday!" I said as I angrily crawled back onto the couch.

"Yesterday? What did you do yesterday?" Gilda asked with a puzzled look.

"Oh I just-"

"Saved the Town..." Rainbow Dash said casually.

"And Princess Luna" Twilight added.

"And my sister" Applejack added.

"And mine" Rarity added.

"From what?" Gilda asked.

"Oh just an Ursa minor... And it's mother..." Soarin added. Gilda seemed genuinely impressed but thankfully she wasn't freaking out. "Really? Those things are freaking huge!" She said with widened eyes.

"They forgot to mention I almost Died... Twice..." I muttered with annoyance.

"Don't be modest! You did good!" Flash said with a smirk.

"Yeah! The Laser you used to put down that Ursa major, could be seen for miles!" Rainbow said.

"Ugh... I charged the Damn thing for 2 minutes! And it got back up anyway" I snapped as I folded my hoofs, I hate being praised so much!

"Just face it Dear...you're a hero!" Rarity said with a smile. I just rolled my eyes and frowned.

"Whatever... I'm never savings you guys again..." I said, making everyone laugh. I'm serious motherfuckers! Keep laughing! "So what's this hero's name?" Gilda asked. I opened my mouth to speak, but Pinkie answered for me "His name is Dawn!" She said with a giggle. "I can say my own name Dammit!" I snapped again, making everyone laugh. Is this how this party is going to go? I say something serious, and everyone laughs? Tonight is going to be a looooong night..

"Well I'm Gilda... Nice to meet you and stuff..." She muttered as we fist pumped. Nice to meet you too..." I said with a nod. She seems alright, I'm just glad she's not fangirling all over me like the others do. She sat down next to me and Twilight cleared her throat.

"Hello everypony! Thank you for coming! This slumber party is a bit larger than I'm used too, but I'm sure it will be fine! We'll start the party games after everyone's had something to eat. " Now who's hungry?"

"Woohoo FOOD!" Soarin said enthusiastically, making the girls giggle.

Twilight Pinkie and Applejack left the room to start bringing out the food. And the party began. So far so good...

Author's Notes:

Notes: welp as you can see I changed things up a bit by having some guys come to the party. If you didn't see the party guests you wanted then don't fret! There will be more sleepovers! I cut it off right here because it might take me a while to actually come up with ideas for the sleepover. Feel free to suggest things for them to do, as well as dares they could do as well! But... Keep them reasonable though...

I can say for sure that Truth or dare and some form of seven minutes in heaven will be in it...FOR SURE! The rest? Idk yet... Give me something!

Well sorta... Things like singing? Probably not... I don't know how to write something like that...

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