Celestia receives letters from hundreds if not thousands everyday and most pass with barely a second glance. But one from a rather insensitive foal sticks out to her.
“Princess Celestia, they say old spaces are haunted and I know you’re very old. So is your vagina haunted?”
Now Celestia is refusing to come out of her room, believing herself to be an old hag with a haunted vagina. And so, Nightmare has been tasked with getting her to come out. Easier said than done, especially after it seems her vagina really is haunted.
Trigger Warnings: Read the fucking title
Edited by Dictator Duck and Cyanhyde
2 Chapters:
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A Tale of Romance and Intercourse [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 1st, 2014
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Sex Solves All Problems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 29th, 2015
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“Dear Princess Celestia: They say old spaces are haunted and I know you’re very old. So is your vagina haunted?”