What is with the rhetorical questions?
Anyway, Nightmare-Moon (AKA 'Moony') has been thinking about taking her relationship with the ruler of all Equestria to the next step: Foaly MatriPony. (I really couldn't stop myself) The problem isn't getting around Luna or Celestia's guards, it's finding the courage to pop the question.
I'm sure no pony is going to say something they shouldn't.
Written for the Contest 2: the sequel
Celestia finds herself sharing company and her booze stash with Luna's crazed split-personality, Nightmare-Moon. However, as the night wears on, she finds she may actually be able to tolerate the dark alicorn. Maybe even like her.
When you are in love with your former head-mate's older sister do you tell her or go behind her back?
Celestia wants Discount Princest, but thanks to Twilight Sparkle, must battle her way through traps, orcs, giant flaming demonds, and her own sister to get it. ...F:yay:cking Twilight..
“Dear Princess Celestia: They say old spaces are haunted and I know you’re very old. So is your vagina haunted?”