In a time before the Elements of Harmony. In a time where chaos and unawesomeness are rife. In a time when there was no Awesome McSausepants. Who will Equestria call on? Thats right, back the fuck up bitches, it's AWESOME MCSAUSEPANTS! Strolling through Equestria, his dick ablaze and his Yamaha motorcycle, is he the one man who will claim Equestria for his own? ... ... ... Well, duh, he's AWESOME MCSAUCEPANTS motherfuckers, what do you think. With a bargin bucket in one hand and a broad sword in another and a mini-gun in another and a human corpse in another hand, Awesome will impregnate ponies everywhere he goes, even the males, to create (if they dont die from snusnu), a perfect world of only Awesome McSaucepants.