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A cutsie little love story between a human and best princess
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Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.

Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr

Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clich├ęs, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.

Everyone
Complete
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life

131,628 words: Estimated 8 Hours, 47 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

25 Chapters:

  1. Step One: Pick your Target [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 21st, 2014
    3,106
  2. Step Two: Find a Base of Operations [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 21st, 2014
    6,120
  3. Step Three: Get Her to Notice You ( Or, hurting yourself is okay if girls are watching) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 21st, 2014
    4,681
  4. Step Four: Always pay for Lunch (Even if You Can't Afford It) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 2nd, 2014
    5,540
  5. Step Five: When in Doubt, Go All In and Ask Her Out [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 4th, 2014
    4,539
  6. Step Six: Doing Love Scenes From Movies Doesn't Work...All the Time [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 10th, 2014
    4,757
  7. Step Seven: Remember, Things WILL Happen Behind the Scenes [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 12th, 2014
    4,644
  8. Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 12th, 2014
    3,241
  9. Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 28th, 2014
    4,851
  10. Step Nine: Keep Strong and Don't Give Up! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 26th, 2014
    5,354
  11. Step Ten... [REDACTED] [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 24th, 2014
    7,732
  12. ...[Redacted]... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 21st, 2014
    5,418
  13. How to Date Alicorns: A Human's Guide [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 12th, 2014
    5,713
  14. Step One: You Got the Date; Now You Just Need to Not Panic.... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 2nd, 2014
    4,567
  15. Step Two (Part 1): Remember to Bring Flowers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2014
    6,776
  16. Step Two (part two): Make Sure to Bring Water Wings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 15th, 2015
    4,685
  17. Step Two (part 3): Don't Question the Feather [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 10th, 2015
    5,673
  18. Step Three... [REDACTED] [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 26th, 2015
    2,836
  19. Step Three: Another Date Awaits! Make Sure You Don't Mess This One Up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 7th, 2015
    5,563
  20. Step Four: Don't Let A Rainy Day Take Your Sunshine Away [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 5th, 2015
    8,191
  21. Step Four (Part 1) : PANCAKES!!! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 9th, 2015
    7,125
  22. Step [REDACTED] [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 7th, 2015
    3,143
  23. Step Five: Get that Kiss! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 5th, 2015
    6,294
  24. Step Six: Pop the Question [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 7th, 2015
    10,999
  25. DISCLAIMER [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 7th, 2015
    80
Published Jan 31st, 2014
Last Update Sep 7th, 2015

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