WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE EBF SERIES, PARTICULARLY THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT THEREOF! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! THIS APPLIES TO SEQUELS OF THIS STORY TOO!
Complete re-write can be found here.
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Four chronic kleptomaniacs/heroes? Check. A legless cat and other pets? Check. Another adventure revolving around the imprisonment of a creator deity? Check. Colorful ponies of four races? What the hell? Who came up with pastel ponies?! And it gets even stranger--once kicked out of their old world and somehow now standing in a realm where harmony and friendship reign supreme, it seems all too peaceful for an adventure. Is it safe? Wrong-o! Anna, Natalie, Lance, and Matt (our kleptomaniacs/heroes) not only lost a great deal of their strength, they have to fight off monsters and deal with talking ponies. Will insanity and shenanigans ensue? Yes. Will the heroes get help? Definitely. One question remains: Will they, with their much-needed help, save Equestria and its inhabitants or not only fall victim to death, but fail in their self-established quest?
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Is rated mature for adult language, some violence and gore, severe innuendo, references and references to tentacle rape, an instance where the fourth wall breaks, NSFW shipping, and all-around crazy people.You've been warned. Based off of 'Epic Battle Fantasy,' taking place after EBF4 as an UNOFFICIAL sequel of sorts.
Coverart by Enderstorm
39 Chapters:
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Scattered [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 24th, 2013
2,224
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A Cat, A Mage, and A Swordsman [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 17th, 2013
1,044
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Oh Look, It's a Nazi! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
1,036
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Meanwhile, in Crystalis Fantasia... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 27th, 2013
1,214
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A Nazi and an Archer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
1,028
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You See This Cleaver?! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 6th, 2013
1,015
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Running Gag [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
1,230
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Bind-Spamming [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,006
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Acruta Lao D'nor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
1,029
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The Party's Back Together [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2013
1,048
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Is She a Beserker?! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2013
1,261
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Plus a Berserker, Minus a Mage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,016
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In These Dark Walls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,063
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To Storm A Castle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,005
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Heralding Screams [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 15th, 2013
1,131
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Unlikely Ally [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2013
1,282
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Jubilee City [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 15th, 2013
1,442
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Coincidence, Much? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 22nd, 2013
1,025
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Brief Break [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,014
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Sins and Sacrifices [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 20th, 2013
1,254
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Another Break [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 19th, 2013
1,008
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Shadow of the Moon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2013
1,256
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"When's the Wedding?" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 10th, 2013
1,006
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Intermission of Sorts: Lance and Anna... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 12th, 2013
1,646
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Another Intermission: Why Katie Wears Bandages [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 23rd, 2013
1,221
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To Candy Constellation! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 13th, 2013
1,019
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Oh Look, A Tenko! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 5th, 2013
1,043
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Back to Crystalis Fantasia! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 26th, 2013
1,174
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Rulers of Crystalis, Meet the Rest of the Group! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 22nd, 2013
1,141
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A Rhyming Zebra [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 22nd, 2013
1,023
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Randomness Abound! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 25th, 2014
1,066
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Third Intermission: Shenanigans All Over [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 17th, 2013
1,032
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The Gala Ensues! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 17th, 2013
1,021
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Fourth Intermission: Threeway! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2013
2,026
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Confessions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 9th, 2013
1,088
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Shit Just Got Real! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 23rd, 2013
1,033
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Trixie Really Isn't so Powerful... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 14th, 2013
1,016
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Finality [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 24th, 2013
4,080
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Epilogue (sort of) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 5th, 2013
1,335
Other Titles in this Series:
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Four people. A legless cat. A bunch of other 'pets.' Something unusually powerful sent them elsewhere, and they need to regain their strength, pack a lunch, and bring some help.
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Humans and ponies--as well as everything else--are living together in utmost, perfect harmony. Many even share the same schoolhouse. And this is where five children of odd pairings start their tale...
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A sickness spreads throughout Equestria, and the residents are becoming insane. Ancient evils begin to stir...and an unlikely group is going to put a stop to it. But how are they going to do so whilst saving the lives of those dearest to them...?
