"So, you found Lance and Anna...and quite a few others." Cadence sighed, being careful to avoid Fenrir's gaze.

"EH DURK A DER!" Katie suddenly shouted for no reason whatsoever.

"Speaking of Lance and Anna, where'd they go?" Asked Shining, who was confused.

Matt and Natalie exchanged a quick glance. The mage returned her glance to Shining and then spoke up. "Um, they're married...what do married ponies and-or people do when they're absolutely sure they are alone?"

Shining blushed and hushed his mouth.

Then everyone heard Anna cry out her husband's name in pleasure.

"They really need a room where we can't hear them." Fenrir spoke, putting his paws between his legs.

Fuck, shit, damn. I hate being in heat! Katie thought, keeping her ears low.

Natalie looked at Katie but once, and immediately realized her situation.

Lance was heard crying out for his wife.

I hope I don't die today. Matt thought, his eyes white and a frown on his face.

Blake removed his Silver Gauntlets and plugged his ears with his index fingers. He wasn't a happy camper judging from his expression.

Then the married lovebirds cried in unison.

Katie was now on the ground twitching. From the look on her face, she needed sex really badly.

"Um, have a room where they can't hear you?" Fenrir asked Cadence, who nodded. "Okay, I'll take Foxy here for a few..." He said as he picked up the twitching fox and ran off with her and a guard who was escorting them.

"Um....does everyone have an issue of some sort?" Rarity asked, blatantly confused.

NoLegs meowed. Fluttershy translated with a nod.

Blake and Matt glanced at Natalie. "Not until you quit arguing, the both of you." Said the mage, turning her back on both and crossing her arms.

Coryza just kept her distance, fumbling with her guitar and making sure it was in working order.

And she played a song that calmed everyone else in the room. She normally buffed her allies, debuffed enemies, and wrecked enemies with her Overdrive. But today, Blake and Matt needed to quit arguing one way or another, and she herself was tired of it despite only seeing a few minutes of said arguing. She could use her music to kinda manipulate whatever she desired to be kinda manipulated.

Everyone was now content, no longer minding the noises made by Nazi-boy and nature woman.

"Natalie." Coryza sighed.

"Yeah?" Replied the mage.

"When they argue and I am not there, tell me as soon as possible." Answered the mugician.

"Okay." Natalie answered with a grin.

Later that very night, Blake, Matt, Coryza, and Natalie all got drunk themselves and decided the best thing to do was play Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs. Because drunkards are usually crazy and they can't think straight too often. Coryza, the drunk ninny she was, decided to do the playing herself while everybody else huddled around her intently.

"Right!" Natalie cheered.

"Left, bitch!" Blake chimed.

"Ffffffuck you, I'mma go straight." Coryza sneered as she did just that.

A monster made a game over and everyone freaked out.

Fast-forward to the next day.

"Where are Lance and Anna?" Shining asked the guard.

"I shall fetch them immediately." Replied the guard, who bounded off towards the desired room. As he drew closer he heard...what could best be described as low moans. Moans of what, well, he wasn't sure. All he knew was that he had to keep the promise of sending them to his leader. He drew closer still, and now he could make out soft thumps and bumps.

His heart stopped when he heard a man saying "ohh, you like that, don't ya?"

T-They...?! Oh no, what should I do now? Celestia, help me! The guard panicked, wings and jaw wide.

Another voice spoke, this one much more feminine. "More....give me more!"

The guard was torn: should he knock or barge right in on a couple of people that sounded like they were fornicating??

The guard approached the door slowly. It was as if walking were but a lost cause.

"I want more!" Bellowed the female voice, the sound of something clattering resonating with a few thumps.

"I shall give it to you, milady." Answered the masculine voice almost immediately. More thumps were heard.

The guard slowly reached a hoof up to the door and knocked.

"W-Who is it?!" Asked the female voice. The owner sounded panicked now.

"I have been sent to fetch an Anna and a Lance!" Replied the guard.

"Come in!" Called the male voice.

"Are you two screwing each other like dogs?" The guard asked.

"No! We're not! J-Just come in already!" Called the male voice again.

The guard, though reluctant, slowly opened the door and peeked inside. In the room sat two bipedal beings, one in a dress and the other in a Nazi suit. They sat at a table and on the table was the biggest turkey you had ever seen. It was a rare Crystal Turkey, farm-bred and sent to the beings for consumption. The crystals in said turkey were made extra soft and sweet as a result of cooking it. The woman, whom the guard presumed to be the Anna he was sent to look for, had a few pieces of crystal and turkey between two pieces of wheat bread. She'd already taken a few bites of it, and some was still in her mouth.

She finished chewing her fill before swallowing. She then spoke, "Dude, it did sound like we were...eh...doing that, but this Crystal Turkey really is what I was told it was: a delicacy."

The guard breathed a sigh of relief. "I assume you two are Lance and Anna. Shining Armor wants to see you."

"Let us finish the turkey." Lance sighed. "I'm not big on the crystal part myself, but my wife seems to like it a lot."

"Guard, there will be no need for them to stand up." Said a voice as the supposed Shining Armor entered the room. "I assume you are whom I am searching for, correct?"

Both humans bowed respectfully. "Yes, we are." Lance chimed.

"Well," Shining chuckled as he saw the turkey, "I would like to speak with you both. I already talked to Matt and Natalie first day in, so..."