Arcane Shadow (extended)
Chapter 8: Bind-Spamming
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"So," Anna said as she was walking with Twilight on her shoulders, "If we keep going this way, Canterlot is where we'll end up at." The landscape was gorgeous; nicely cut hills lined with the greenest grass and most delicate of flowers...it reminded Anna of Greenwood. There were trees they'd see on occasion and in the distance mountains seemed to mark the end of the continent! On one peculiar mountain jutted out a bizarre structure from its side. Was that Canterlot?
"Yes." Twilight sighed as she suddenly turned to two forms running past pretty much everything. "Rainbow, cut that out!"
Lance was fruitlessly trying to run from Rainbow Dash, just barely outrunning her thanks to the fact she was already at Sonic Rainboom speed. Anna, upon seeing this, really wanted some Yakety Sax playing. Thankfully, the Valkyrie had a radio with that song...
Twilight groaned and rolled her eyes as Anna played the song and began to cackle. She then made earmuffs appear out of nowhere and placed them on her head. She held the muffs on her head with her hooves and she started gritting her teeth.
"Rainbow Dash used ExtremeSpeed! It's super effective!" Anna cheered with a grin.
Not even Lance's army would help him against a pegasus of that speed. They instead chose to drink beer like it was New Year's and make fun of their leader.
Once more the kissing in the tree hit his ears worse than the music.
Rainbow smirked deviously as she was gaining ground. She saw something--
"What?!" Rainbow said as a bind suddenly grounded her, making her come to a complete halt. She fell on her rump sulking.
"Can't catch me now!" Lance sneered, running further away from Rainbow.
The bind suddenly broke as a pervy Rainbow flew at Lance with twice the speed she was going before she was hit with the net.
"OH SHIT!" Cried the Nazi helplessly.
And then Lancey boy started tossing binds like he was in a rodeo.
And failing miserably as the pegasus tackled him so hard they rolled down the road quite a ways before stopping under a tree.
Anna took out a pair of binoculars and looked at the shadows under the tree.
It started with the kissing.....and went to hell for Lancealot.
"I KNEW IT!" Anna shrieked with excitement like she was a happy-go-lucky three-year-old, "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
"Knew what?" Asked Twilight, who removed the earmuffs inquisitively.
Anna gave the unicorn the binoculars and cackled as Twilight's jaw dropped and hung open like a window in a hurricane.
"My dear Celestia, what the hell is Rainbow Dash DOING?!" Twilight gasped, her jaw still hanging open.
Anna was still cackling. By this point, she had to put the unicorn down in order to roll on the ground laughing her ass off.
FAST-FORWARD!
Anna was still laughing at Lance, who was now in his boxers and only in his boxers. She laughed so hard her lungs began hurting!
"You're not helping!" Lancealot complained, visibly shaking because he was cold now. His hands were on his shoulders and he was already crying like a baby. Some red spots lined his body as if Rainbow somehow waxed him.
Yes, Rainbow removed Lance's manhair in the most humiliating way possible. It was another prank making it look like she did something else altogether!
FAST-FORWARD YET AGAIN!
Lance was now fully dressed and was bitching to high heaven at his army. So many foul words and insults flew out of his mouth it made Twilight question his sanity.
And they were cowering like the maggots they were!
"Anna, look out!" Twilight cried as she got into a battle stance.
"The hell?!" Anna cried as she drew her Fairy Bow.
"In the name of...?" Lance was cut off by the sound of buzzing. He saw one thing and one thing only.
LOTS. OF. HUGE. BUGS. A WHOLE ARMY'S WORTH OF FUCKING BUGS.
Natalie would hate being here right now because of the giant bees! There were yellow bees and red bees, some black with abdomens lined with spikes and some purple of the healing variety!
Anna started firing Piercing Shots and Lance threw his Binds left and fucking right as the seemingly-never-ending swarm of insects kept going into battle recklessly! The Mighty Oak was quickly overpowered, and so was the Valkyrie. In short, both were now useless--which meant no Overdrives for the humans, at any rate.
Suddenly, Twilight's eyes went white as a cyclone of magic embraced her in its raging mass. She began firing lots and lots of magic at the insects--and for every one it hit, it decimated thirty.
The insects started retreating, going away from the open plain the humans and ponies stood in and towards a mountain in the northernmost range.
Twilight suddenly fell to the ground on her rump, her eyes returning to normal and her magic aura having ceased.
"What just...happened?" Asked the unicorn.
Anna and Lance looked at each other and gulped as the realization that Twilight herself could do Overdrive meant one thing: Never, ever underestimate a unicorn. Well, at least not Twilight Sparkle.
"Limits were broken." Anna answered as she returned her gaze to the unicorn.
"How many?" Asked Twilight.
"All of them." Lance replied as he and Anna jumped into the tank with Rainbow following suit. Twilight, being Twilight, teleported inside the tank.
"Why the HELL did you wax him?" Anna asked, agitated.
"He looks funny with fur!" Rainbow answered as she glared daggers at the archer.
"It hurt like a bitch! Don't EVER do that again or I'll cut those wings off!" Lance caterwauled as he gave Rainbow the accusing finger.
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