Rarity hates Anon. So why would she ask him to help her with her 'work' when Applejack fires him from his? Her answers make sense, but what if there were more to it? And what could she possibly need him for?
Anon finds a homeless pony and takes her home. Fluff ensues.
Tired of Gilda bullying him, Anon decides to follow Dash's advice. Needless to say, it doesn't work the way he wanted. Anon x tsundere-ish Gilda, set in the Equestria Girls world.
A lonely Celestia asks an equally lonely Anon out.
Princess Luna asks Anonymous to check on Twilight Sparkle. He does so. Meanwhile, Spike is being weird and Rainbow Dash does not lift.
Anonymous is summoned by Twilight's magical map thingy. She sends him off to Canterlot to investigate, and possibly change the fate of Equestria... but probably not.
When Shining Armor catches his wife cheating on him, he turns to his best friend Anonymous for comfort... and perhaps something else.
Anon finds himself having an impromptu date with Derpy. Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash converts to Islam.
Anon and his new little pony roommate attempt to live a mostly normal life together, but they're not having much success with that.