Celestia POV

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He was so young, yet so aged. he was wise, but foolish. When i had did my daily scan of his brain, i found an overwhelming amount of pain and stress overflowing from his Deep Limbic system. when i arrived to see why this was happening, it was already too late, he had been turned to stone by a cockatrice, and there was no way to turn him back.

I brought him to the castle in Canterlot, to research Cockatrice's and see if there was any way at all to bring him back.

After days of searching, i found nothing but a few myths and legends about something called "The Eye of the Jagrafess". No-one had ever seen it before, and those who had, died immediately afterwards. They say that anypony that can find it, and harness its power, can own or do, anything they desire.

After 7 days of looking for something to get Max out of the Encasement of stone he was in, and finding nothing but lore and myths about the "Eye of the Jagrafess". I Needed to get back to my Royal Duties, i had to face that there was no bringing him back, and i had failed in watching over him.

I walked to my Royal Quarters, and opened the door, nodding to the two guards who waited outside of my door. I Lie down on my bed, waiting for sleep to come to me. I hear a humming in the corner, which is odd, because i keep the stone encasement of Max, in that corner, covered by a white sheet.

My curiosity got the best of me as i slid off of my bed and got to my hooves. I walked over to the corner, and uncovered the stone human. the humming was now louder, and i was sure it was coming from Max now, and it was humming a tune. it seemed to be somber in tone, and had words behind it that could not be-

“CRRRRAAAACCKKK”my thoughts were interrupted as i heard a cracking noise from the stone encasement of Max.

I observed the stone to see that small little micro fractures around his mouth and fingers.

the cracks grew wider and longer as they started making a grinding sound like stone gears breaking against each other. Until finally, the stone started chipping away, and a blinding light started coming out of the cracks.

When the light had consumed his entire body,I had backed up against the wall in fear of what just might transpire if I were too close.

“GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH”

I Heard Max yell as he sat up, as the blinding light was sucked into his forehead as if he were absorbing its essence.

“NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME, BITCH!” I heard Max yell as he kneeled, as the overwhelming light dissipated into his forehead as if he had just absorbed it's essence like lunch.

The light was now completely gone, and all that was left was Max. He stood up and looked straight at me with a look of amusement., before saying “Well that was fucking different.”

Max POV

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“Well that was fucking different” I said as i cracked my back. “Max-” Celestia started, but i interrupted her, “Fuck all the formal shit, i need a drink” i said as i started walking toward the door. I was stopped by Celestia closing the door, just missing my face. “What the fuck?” i said as i turned around and raised a questioning eyebrow.

She looked at me with a stern face, and said “I cannot let you leave.”

“Why not? its not like i'm gonna die again” i said as i tried to open the door to no avail.

She walked over to me and sat on her haunches, looking down at the floor. “Because, no-one has seen you in over a week, everyone thinks you're dead.” she said, in almost a whisper.

“Soooo you're not gonna let me get some alcohol in my system?” i asked.

“Not until we have done a complete diagnostic on your entire body.” she said as she walked up to me and did something that i would have never expected her to do. she hugged me. i don't know why she did this, but i felt overwhelmed with sadness, yet i was relieved, like a huge burden had been lifted off of my conscience.

“You scared me so much” she whispered into my ear as she started to cry. i couldn't leave now, i had to comfort celestia. I was going to say something before she started talking again but didn't have the time to say what i needed.

“I searched for so many ways” she started. “I almost lost you” she said as she broke the hug and looked me straight in the eye. “There is something i need to ask your permission for, but i need for you to think about it first.” she finished by giving me that motherly smile again. i was kinda scared of this question, but its obviously something important if she needed me to think about it.

Celestia took a deep breath. “Once i get my medical experts to scan your body, and if all of your bodily functions are running normally, i would like for you to become  one of my students.” she finished with another smile.

I really didn't have to think about this, as it was kinda obvious what my answer had to be.

I looked down, at my bare feet, which were pretty banged up, fuck, i need shoes. I looked back up at celestia with a smile and said “I know you said i should think about this, but i don't need to think about it.” i said as i started walking toward the door. This time the door opened with ease. i walked halfway out the door and turned around to see celestia wearing a teary smile. “I’ll be your student, and i have a few questions as to why you want ME to be your student, and what kinda shit i'll do when i'm your student, but first.” i said as i raised a finger and prepared to run at full speed down the hall. “TO THE ALCOHOL!” i yelled as i ran with my index finger pointing in the direction i smelled Scotch.

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6 Days Later

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“IF THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND TERRA, THAN HOW DOES TERRA CHANGE SEASONS?”I yelled at my teacher as i threw my hands in the air.

“The Ponies Here change the seasons with magic.” she said with a smile.

what she was saying didn't make any fucking sense.

“NONONO!” i yelled as i took another sip of my scotch on the rocks. “That doesn't make any since, Terra should actually be revolving around the sun.” i said as i rubbed the rubbed my eyes. we have been arguing about this for 3 hours.

“How so?” she asked me with a smug smile.

“The reason that terra should revolve around, or orbit the sun, is that the gravity of the sun keeps it in orbit. Just as the moon is supposed to orbit Terra because of Terra’s gravity. Terra should revolve around the Sun because of the Sun's gravitational pull.”

She looked intrigued by what i said.

I finished my scotch and set the glass on the bar.

Ive been taking my final exam for about 5 hours, mostly because she kept asking me things like “Where do Manticores reside?” or “How much magic does it take for a regular unicorn to use the short ranged teleportation spell.” If i passed this test, i get to finally work on my own studies in Ponyville and finish the work my father left behind for me in his old journal.

I looked at celestia, damn, she was looking at me with that look. its that look that kinda looks like shes silently judging me, but shes smiling while shes judging me so i think that I passed her little test.

“Congratulations Max, you passed my test.” she said as she started to walk away.

“There is a Train Ticket to Ponyville in your Room.” she added as she was about to walk out of the castle bar.

“Wait!” i yelled as i hopped off of my seat and ran toward celestia, and wrapped her in a big hug. “Thank you” i said as i hugged her tighter. She had been like a mother to me these last few days, heh, look at me getting all emotional, i don't get emotional. i released her from the hug and walked past her to my room across from the bar

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The Next Day

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I walked while waving my goodbyes to celestia to the train station in canterlot in my new shoes celestia had her expert tailors make. their quite comfy actually, and they got the size right. i approached the train station to see two familiar faces i didn't expect to see at all.

in a fraction of a second I was Tackled by a pink blur. “oof” i said as my head hit the ground. “Oh my gosh Max i was so worried i thought you were dead, and everyone was like ‘hes dead and thats it’ but i said that you were alive, and every pony told me i was wrong, but when twilight got the letter from the princess that you were alive and recovering in the canterlot castle everyone was surprised, but i wasn't because my pinkie sense told me that you were alive.” she said in one breath of air. I stopped her from talking any more and returned the hug. “ I missed you too pinkie pie” i said she rolled off of me, literally. I got to my feet and looked to the other pony who was waiting at the train.

I Approached the lavender pony who looked at the ground and fiddled with her hooves.

I said nothing. I got down to her level, and gave her a hug.

The hug lasted a while, i broke the hug and said to her something from a movie i've wanted to say for a long time.

I Looked into her eyes and said “Its not your fault”

“No, it was my fault” she said as she started tearing up.

I looked at her again “Twilight, It's not your fault.”

after that, we all got on the train for ponyville. I pulled out my fathers journal and the pen that was attached to it.

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JOURNAL ENTRY 1

1-23-1191

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I'm using my fathers journal for the first time. I studied all of the research he wrote in here, its some pretty weird shit. now, i'm going to keep the swearing to a minimum, because i'm going to leave this to my son, or daughter, one day.

I'm on my way back to ponyville, which is where i will reside until further notice, or until i decided to get off of my lazy ass and get a job.

Celestia recently took me under her wing, per say. I'm now studying whatever i want at ponyville.Today i'm going to do something i've been thinking about doing for a while.  I'm going to ask Pinkie Pie out on a date, hopefully she will say yes. I would hate to say it, but i've been feeling something i've never actually felt before, Love. The more i thought about the Pink Party Pony, the more and more i missed her, and thought about her, how she helped me in my time of need, and how she was my friend when i was in a bad spot in life.

Well, the train is arriving at its destination, Its time to get off and go to work on my fathers multidimensional device.

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I got off of the train and headed toward the library, thats where i would experiment. The basement is a perfect place, its below surface level, in case anything blows up, or i cause some sort of Multi Dimensional rift.

As i arrived shortly before sparks, did. I headed straight to the basement and started making lists of things i need to build my device.

JOURNAL ENTRY 2

1-23-1191

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PRODUCTS I NEED FOR CONSTRUCTION.

12 compute nodes

1 ethernet switching adapter

3 pounds of steel (scrap metal is last resort)

5 rebar support cables

1 stick of yellowcake uranium

1 thermoelectric cooler

10 lbs of plastic or silicon

50 liters of water

20 gallons of oil.

1 comically large switch.

2 Fluxuation devices

60ft of Copper Cable

20ft of insulated Copper wiring.

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If i can get all of these things, and build the machine, and calibrate it the way my father did, maybe it will work.

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I walked back up the basement stairs saying hi to sparks on the way.

“Oh hey, where are you going?” she asked me.

“Oh, uhh, its just something i've been meaning to do for a while” i said nonchalantly.

I walked toward the door and opened it, making sure to duck on my way out.

“Max!” i heard Sparks yell.

“what?” i said as i popped my head in the library for a quick second to answer

“Mind telling me what your gonna do so i don't have to go rescue you?” she asked me.

Meh, seems simple enough.

“I'm going to ask pinkie pie on a date” i said as i brought my head back outside and closed the door.

I hear, “wait, WHAT?” From Sparks

and then i start my jog to sugarcube corner.

As i arrived at sugar cube corner, i was greeted by mrs.cake. “Oh hello dear, i'm glad to see that you're back.” she said as i approached her. “Uhh, Mrs.Cake, have you seen Pinkie pie anywhere?” i ask as i look at my feet. and shuffle them around a little bit. “She's upstairs, just knock on the door, i'm sure she will be happy to see you.” she said as she went into what i assume is a kitchen.

I looked behind the counter to see a staircase leading up somewhere.

Well

can't back out now

better get going.

“C'mon Max, you can do this, just remember, you fought a Manticore, and Timberwolves, and were almost killed by both of those things.” i said to myself as i started walking toward the stairs. my hands started getting sweaty, and my breath was heavy. i was about to do something that i had never done before. i reached the base of the staircase.

“ohshitohshitohshit” i said as i started to acend the stairs. each step, my breath got a little heavier, and my hands a little sweatier. I was at the top of the steps when the door flew open and pinkie popped out, which startled me enough to fall down the entire staircase with a “GAHFUCOCK!”

“ohmygoshmax” Pinkie said in one breath as she flew down the staircase to my aid.

“Ugh” i said as i flipped my body over and looked at the worried, fluffy haired party pony, that was at my side. “Max, what are you doing here?” She asked me.

“Do you really want to know?” i said, half flinching.

“Yes, i really want to know” she said excitedly.

“Well” i said as i sat up and cracked my back.

“I just came here to ask” i started as i rubbed the back of my head.

“Ask me what?” she said as she cocked her head a full 90 degrees. What the fuck?

“I wanted to ask if you wanted to go on a date sometime.” i said as i stood up and looked down at Pinkie pie, who had a look of well........i can't describe it. she was shaking so fast that i thought she was going to explode. i stepped back toward the door, i think i broke pinkie pie.

I was completely out of the door and she was still frozen, but she was shaking.

“Listen Pinkie, you think about that answer, and i'm going to go get some supplies from the market. if you ever need to give me that answer, i'll be in Sparks’ basement.”

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1-23-1191

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Ive gathered all of the supplies, it turns out that the rules of alchemy don't apply to the magic here. i asked sparks where i could get all the things i needed from my list, and she had no fucking idea what half of them were. she offered a memory to life spell, which i found pretty sketchy, but it worked nonetheless. i got all the supplies i need, and i'm just now adding the last piece of the machine, which is about my size. i need to find a way to make it more compact, so i'm going to research more simplicity to my design.

The only thing i'm worried about is my math, its not always right, but then again, what test is always right?

Sparks told me to be careful with the yellowcake uranium so i don't blow myself up, heh, i guess shes right on that one.So i made the basement into sort of a bomb shelter by putting reinforced and enchanted steel on all of the walls, and replacing the door with something that would be used to contain an SCP.

If my father, and the TV show Sliders is right, when i flip my comically large switch, a portal will open to another world, or, at least a world that is alternate to mine.

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I Put my tinted safety goggles on, just in case the universe tries to blind me again. i put the journal on the table to my far right, as i start flipping switches and pulling levers. a deep low humming starts, and then, i smell smoke, “HOLY SHI-” i was interrupted by a large explosion, and then, darkness.

What's that feeling? i know i've felt it before. C'mon man, you know this feeling. oh yea, its the feeling of having a FUCKING HOLE THROUGH MY BODY.

My eyes shot open, to see a hospital room, the walls were navy blue, a color i found harmful to the eyes, and there was a light blue trim, which did not at all complement the navy blue walls. I looked down where i felt the hole to see bandages around my waist. Wait a second, something isn't right here. i lift my arm to look at my hand, only to see a FUCKING HOOF, “WHAT THE FUCK!” i yelled as i leaped back and fell off of the bed, apparently getting the attention of someone who was in the room.

My face was now planted on the ground, so i couldn't see who it was, but i had my suspicions. “Storm, are you OK?” i heard someone who sounded exactly like sparks, but a little different say. “Sparks, is that you?” i say as i magically lifted back onto my bed by a magical aura that  looks exactly like Sparks’ Magic. When i'm back onto the bed, i look down at myself again. “HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE.” i said as i started rolling around on the bed, trying to put myself out. “Storm, you're not on fire” i heard Sparks say as she stopped me with her magic. “Than what the fuck is this orange shit? and what the fuck are these stubby things?” I questioned Sparks, but i had a feeling that shit had hit the fan sooner than i thought.

“Sparks?” i Heard Sparks say as I looked over to her to see a confused look on her face.

but what happened next confused me more than I’ve ever been confused before. Sparks came up to me, and FUCKING KISSED ME. WHAT THE MOTHER OF MECHA FUCKING SHIT. as she took my first kiss away from me, i noped the nope out of there. i backed up as far as i could, which caused me to back off of the bed and fall on the floor.

“What’s Wrong Storm?” she said with a worried look. “Why are you calling me that?” i asked sparks, who i made a note to friendzone later. “Because thats your name” she told me as she lifted me back onto the bed with her magic, which i now found to be really weird because it felt like an invasion of my privacy."Oh dear. I was afraid of this. Okay listen carefully, your name is FireStorm but prefer the short version of Storm with your friends. I'm Twilight Sparkle and I'm your marefriend" She tried to explain. She was suddenly cut off by a voice the scare the ever loving shit out of me. “Do you not remember?” the voice asked from behind me. “AHSHIT!” i yelled as i did a 180 to look at the pony behind me. “I don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about, My Name is Max, I live in Ponyville with Sparks or Twilight Sparkle But i prefer to call her Sparks. Because who wants to be Called Twilight Sparkle?” i said, not noticing the lavender pony behind me. after i was done with my little rant, both of the ponies in the room looked at me like i was batshit crazy.

I started talking to myself like i would in these types of situations. “I wonder if my math was wrong, maybe it worked” i murmured to myself as i started to look around with a curious face. I slipped off of the bed and landed on three hooves, wait, three hooves?

I looked down to see three stubs on the ground, and an even stubbier stub that was just dangling from my arm. it kinda freaked me out, but hey, ive had had worse. I started to walk on three hooves, which was REALLY FUCKING HARD. but I was stopped by magic again. I turned around, or more likely, hobbled in a circle to face the pony who was trying to stop me from escaping.

“What the fuck?” i say as i lift a hoof causing me to fall to the ground. “ouch” i said as i just lie there. “If you're really who you say you are, than your going to have-” twilights question was interrupted by the scary ass pony in the corner rushing me and pinning me to the wall with her magic. I was honestly bored of this shit now, i need a fucking drink. “WHAT HAST THOU DONE WITH THY NEPHEW FIRESTORM?” the pony asked, temporarily deafening me for a few seconds. “Ugh, calm down misses loudy mcfucking loud pants, i said i wasn't this FireStorm guy that you all keep telling me about, i'm just a simple human being that likes to do science, and got his math wrong.” the blue pony looked confused by this, but i could tell that Sparks knew I wasn't this “Firestorm” guy.

“Put him down Luna” Sparks Said, waving her off with a hoof. she didn't let me go, instead she made her magical blue grasp tighter, which was just nice and fucking dandy on my side of things. she looked at me again, i made sure to put my best “I'M NOT FUCKING FROM HERE” face on. and then, she fucking dropped me, just like a fucking ragdoll on the motherfucking dirt. I winced as i hit the ground, i mean, i did have a fucking hole in my chest, or whatever the fuck i have as a pony. Sparks once again lifted me onto the bed with her magic, and then looked at me with sympathetic eyes. i don't need her fucking sympathy, i need a drink, and thats it.

I rubbed the back of my head with a hoof and looked to the blue pony who was identified as “Luna” by Sparks. Princess Luna? i had never really had a good look at her in person, or had the pleasure of meeting the defuckinglightful person she is.

Sparks Came up to the side of the bed with a conflicted look on her face.“ Alright ‘Max’ what happened to Firestorm?” she asked me. “To answer your question, i'm going to need a pad of paper, and a pencil, and a glass of scotch. on the rocks please.” i added the last part in case they didn't know my universal order already.

After Acquiring the pad of paper and a pencil, which was scarcely used here, i tried drawing a simple circle with my one good hoof, but to no avail. “What is the point of this?” Luna asked me as i practiced drawing circles with one hoof. “The point” i said as i drew a sloppy circle. “Is so i can explain exactly what happened” i said as i tried to draw another circle. Sparks was still getting me my drink, i had convinced them that without my drink i wouldn't explain where this “Firestorm” guy’s soul went. Yep he had it good here, Marefriend, a house which i'm going to be staying in when my new hole decides to heal itself. if his house has a basement, i'm going to have to rebuild my machine. i just hope the Sparks here knows the Memory to Life spell. Heh, Marefriend, i thought about Pinkie Pie, i wonder what she would have said to my question, she's unpredictable, so i have no idea what she would have said. a tear trailed down my face as i tried to wipe my eyes with a hoof.

Sparks walked in with my drink being held by her magic. she sat down in the hospital chair with it still in her grasp. I held out my hoof and my stub and kept saying “Gimme Gimme” but Sparks never gave it to me. “What the fuck?” i said as i reached out for the drink again. “You're not getting the drink till you explained what happened to Storm” she said. “Well i can explain it without drawing it out, i just wanted a drink.” i said as i reached out for the drink again. “No drink until you explain where storm is” Sparks said with a harrumph. “Okay. I was working on an multidimensional device, that allows for a Human or Pony, which was going to be my next test, after i tested it on myself of course.” i continued by taking a sip of my scotch, which somehow ended up in my hoof. “Wait, what?” i said as i looked at the glass of scotch in floating in front of my face. “how the fuck am i doing this?” i asked no-one in particular. “You're using magic, and its not Storms magic either.” Luna said as she observed the glass. “I guess alcohol just likes me.” i said as i laughed a little.

I watched as i levitated the glass with a tiny bit more scotch in it in front of me. “Woah, telekinesis.” i said. “Now we know for sure this is not storm” Sparks said. Sparks and Luna decided to have a conversation while i finished the rest of my scotch. I put my scotch glass on the table next to me, and started counting the seconds as they went by. in the middle of Sparks’ and Lunas conversation, a doctor walked in with a wooden box in his magical grasp. “Alright, Storm, it is time to put the prosthetic on.” he said as i walked up to my side and opened the box and placed it aside to reveal a metal arm or, hoof that was in it, it looked really weird now that i think of it. he lifted it with his magic and placed it around my small stub. “You might want to look away for this.” he said as he looked me dead in the eyes. “Why?” i asked, obviously this was going to be painful from the look he was giving me. “because, its going to be painful.” he said as he prepared the replacement for my right arm to be attached. “fine, but be snappy, i'm getting tired of waiting to get the fuck to get out of here.” i said, which made the doctor give me a confused look. I turned my head, and after a few seconds started to feel a little bit of pain in my stub, than it stung a little. “Ouch” i said as i turned my head and gave the doctor a “Do that again, ill cut your penis off” look. his ears went down as he stepped back and turned around to go out of the room, but stopped and turned around again to look at me with a serious look. “Its a new model, just make sure not to break this one.” He finished as he walked out of the room. “Sheesh, so fucking rude.” i said as i adjusted myself to a comfortable level on my bed.

After a few minutes of being bored out of my mind i looked over to see Sparks and Luna were still on the far side of the room discussing, whatever the fuck they want to. I looked down at my hoof and tried to bend it, and it did.

I gave it the honorary “Not bad” Obama face, and decided to try out walking on four legs. i slid off the bed and landed on my face. ‘Ouch’ i thought as i got to my hooves. I never thought learning to walk again would be so damn challenging. I took my first wobbly steps forward toward the door, no one stopped me this time, maybe it was because they didn't notice me leaving.

as i exited the hospital, i noticed that a lot of ponies didn’t really notice me, which was weird, because i have a fucking shiny ass metal leg attached to my body.

I started walking around, taking note of the small differences that my Ponyville has from this ponyville. I finally found myself at a place called “The Knife and Apple” which was a weird name for a building, but hey, what the fuck am i gonna do?

I walked into this “Knife and Apple” and found it to be the equal of The Rusty Dagger. I walked up to the bar and sat down on one of the bar stools, which i still don't get the point of. I mean, what kind of pony can sit on a barstool if they didn't have experience being a human?

I guess i'll never know. The bartender walked over to my position at the bar, and gave me a weird look before bowing. Heh, this “Firestorm”  guy must be royalty. “Arise, my citizen” i said in a regal tone. “Get me the finest scotch you have, and make it on the rocks” i said with even more of a regal tone. he rushed over to a glass bottle, that strangely had a golden trim, and diamonds encrusted in the cap. “HOLY SHEIT” I said as i stared at the bottle. “That has to be the finest bottle of scotch in ALL OF THE LAND” I Said the last part in a british accent. he brought it over to me with a smile. “You sure you can handle this?” he said with a slight bostonian accent. “why don't you drink with me?” i said as i took two glasses from behind the counter with my telekinesis. as i put the two glasses on the bar and waited for my response from the bartender

which was now getting a little annoying. i took the bottle with my telekinesis, and held it up to my mouth, hey, this wasn't my universe, or my body, i shouldn't be causing so much trouble. i took a swig, and when i say swig, i mean a mouthfull of the scotch, and swallowed it. i walked out of the bar without a care in the world, “holy shit that scotch was strong, i've never gotten drunk this quickly before.” i said to myself as i started to float in the air, wait WHAT?

I was being lifted by two cyan stubs, what the fuck was happening?

“Storm, what are you doing outside of the hospital” the voice said. I was fucking wasted, so the first thing that came to mind was “If a mind reader reads another mind reader mind while the other mind reader is reading his mind, is he reading his own mind?” i asked nopony in particular.

“Uh, Rainbow, i think Storm here is a little drunk.” i heard a voice with a strong southern accent say. without thinking i said “You guys sound funny, if i was from this universe, i would be best friends with you guys” then i was slowly lowered to the ground, and i stopped moving. this seemed like a good time to do what was appropriate, so i emptied my bowels onto the ground.

“BLAUGHAUGHGAUG” was the noise i made, when i puked out a mix of Blood, Scotch, and some other kinda stuff, followed by me passing out.

I woke up in the same hospital, surrounded by ponies of all colors , including Pinkie Pie. when i looked at her, a tear came to my eye. “Storm, what's wrong?” Pinkie pie said as she rushed up to me.

I waited a little before responding, to think of a way to respond to her question, until i thought i would just go with it.. “Uh, my name isn’t Storm” i said to her. which made her take a few steps back, and her smile fade a little. a orange pony in a stetson walked up to my side and looked at me funny. “Uhh, maybe storm is still a little tipsy, he was walking out of a bar drunk” she looked at me funny again. “Who are you calling storm?My name is Max. And i don't even know who half of you ponies are.” This time Sparks walked in the middle of the orange pony and Pinkie pie.

She started explaining  to all of the ponies that just arrived, including Celestia, and The Rainbow Heckler about how i wasn’t this “Firestorm” character. After she was done explaining, all of the ponies looked at me like i was some sort of alien from another world. shortly after they looked at me like i was the new kid at school, i was lifted by magic and pinned against the wall by  the said magic, mind the newly formed hole in my lower abdomin. This time, it was Celestia who looked at me with such hate that could only be felt by someone who had watched their entire family die before their eyes. “So you have seen it too?” i ask as i make a face that can be only be owned by a madman. “I don’t know who you are, but after Firestorm’s Body has recovered, you are going to rebuild the machine that you explained to Twilight sparkle.” she said as her horn glowed brighter “I will accelerate the healing, but i cannot heal you completely.” she continued as i felt a warm feeling in my chest. “Once you build this machine, you will leave this world, and never come back” she sorta hissed on the ‘never come back’ part. A tear dropped out of my eye, i don't like being yelled at. “Why so hostile Tia?” i asked Celestia as she faced me. “Because, you're causing a disturbance in the peace” she said to me, in a tone that could be described as “Venomous”. she dropped me from her magical grasp and i fell to the floor with a thud.

After i got back to my bed, the doctor came into the room and asked everypony to leave so i could get my rest.

When everyone cleared out of the room, except the doctor, i laid down like i would if i were still human, which made me slightly uncomfortable to say the least.

The Doctor whose name i would be sure to get soon, walked up to me and started administering something into my IV Drop, which strangely was green. but who knows, medicine here could be green. after he was done putting the strange liquid into my IV drip, he turned around and looked me in the eyes. i noticed that his eyes were green, and they looked like insect eyes for some reason. “Woah, buddy” i said as i felt my vision fading. “Your eyes are tripping me out” is said as i tried to hold on to the bed, but i couldn't, my strength was fading, the doctor was now laughing, well, hes obviously no- my thoughts were interrupted by the doctor being shrouded by green flames and turning into this bug thingy.

i was threatened, so naturally, i went to hit him with the closest solid object in my possession, which happened to be my right arm. I swung at him with my right arm, and on contact, the metal limb attached to me crumpled and shriveled. “Heh, your prosthetic limb won't do you any good now, will it?” he asked me half laughing while he did. “Look, buddy” i was stopped by a slight upchuck of blood and whatever else is in my system. I spit the rest up “I dont have any quarrel with-” i interrupted myself by grabbing the lamp to my left and smashing it over the bugs head. it backed up, shook its head and hissed at me. I slid out of the bed, and threw some more blood up. “recovery spell my ass” i said to myself as i looked back up to the bug thing who was now running at me. I prepared to hit it, but it was quicker than i was, so i hit me with one hell of a left hook. I flew back about 10 feet, over the bed, and hit the wall, making an indention in the shape of me. I Spit up some more blood, and looked up at the Insect pony who was now charging some sort of spell. at this point, I cracked, i didn't feel like deal with this little shit any more. I looked up, and straight into the eyes of the bug and said. “you know, i used to care about what ponies thought about me in this world, but now, i don't think i care.” and with that, i picked up the Bug with my Telekinesis. It tried to struggle, but it couldn't get out of my magical grip. I threw it against the wall, and then i dragged it across the ceiling. behind me i heard “MAX, THAT IS ENOUGH!” probably celestia, i don't remember her being so caring about my current situation. I kept throwing the bug against each of the walls, until each wall was splattered with green blood, and my own blood was pouring out of my mouth. I smiled with pure happiness. with a finish i smashed the bugs face into the ground. Celestia restrained me with her magic, it was too strong for me to get out, and i couldn't perform magic in her grasp. She turned me around to reveal herself, Pinkie pie holding some cupcakes, Sparks, the Orange pony, the Rainbow Pony, a white pony with purple hair, Princess Luna, and a yellow pony with pink hair, who had fainted.

Celestia looked me straight in the eyes and just stared into them, for the longest time, there was this silence, as if i had killed a person. she stared into my eyes, and i stared back. “I know you’ve seen it” i said as i smiled and looked into her eyes. “I don't know what youre talking about” she said as she stared back at me with pure malice. “The sight of everyone you've ever-” i was fading off, my vision was becoming blurry, and my strength was dwindling. I continued talking with a smile that was fading. “Everyone you've ever loved dying in front of you” and with that, i fainted.

I Woke up in a room, white walls, padded floors and a single light bulb to light the room, this place looks feels familiar, maybe i've been in this type of place before?

I sat up on my haunches and looked around, there was absolutely nothing in this room, but me. i looked down to finally notice that i'm in a fucking straight jacket. “Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me” i said as i groaned. i started hearing shuffling to my left. “Hes awake.” i heard a voice whisper. I heard some hoof steps near the door again to hear celestia’s voice. “Good, open the door” she said. i heard a screech, it sounded horrible, like it hadn't been used in a while. I wanted to point this out, just in case. “So, you haven't had to put a pony in here for a while, have you?” i asked to the Princess behind me. “How did you notice?” she asked sarcastically from behind me.

“its just something i picked up by observing the condition of the room.” i said as i started to shift myself so that i was facing another direction.

When i was facing the other direction, i finally was able to look celestia in the eyes, with a smile, of course. “You know, no prison can hold me” i said as i gave her a wink. “this will have to do” she said as she turned around and started walking. she turned her head back to me for a second. “I'm going to send my student here so you can describe the schematics of the machine that send you here to her.” and with that, she slammed the door with her magic. “what a bitch” i said to myself.

a few boring hours later, there was a commotion at the door. “It seems I have a visitor” i said as i started laughing hysterically. after i was done with my laughing, i heard from behind the steel door “Are you sure you want to go inside?” a voice that sounded a lot familiar to me said. another voice that i identified to be Sparks, said “Yes, he's restrained after all” she seemed not to have a worry in the world. The door was enveloped in a purple aura, and swung open to reveal a very content Sparks.

Now, i was not OK with this, nopony should be CONTENT around ME, should they? NO, i had to change her attitude, something more sad, maybe somber, with a slight hint of despair.

“Why so content with life Miss Sparkle?” i asked her as i tilted my head a full 90 degrees. she looked puzzled by this question, why puzzled, i don't know, this was a very obvious question that even the most incompetent of people could answer. she looked at me again, but more close than i can say i'm comfortable with. i wanted to serve her with a warning, i mean, i was literally backed up into a corner. “please get out of my personal space, or i will do something i don't want to” i said with a smile and a pleasant “get the fuck out of my face” tone.

“I'm sick of this, and just want to go home, i miss pinkie pie ever so much” i thought out loud. She looked confused. “You miss Pinkie pie?” she asked me. “Yes, i miss her, i mean, i did fall in love with her.” i said with a content smile. she looked at me with a warm smile. “So what was life like on the other side of this, ‘Portal’ that you created” she asked me, her words dripping in curiosity. I looked at her with a smile, and took a deep breath. “On the other side, where my body is, is the closest thing i've ever been able to call home.” i started as i looked at twilight, with a Journal and quill floating next to her. she was looking at me with a very curious look, ready to take notes. “Ive observed things in this universe to know its only an alternate universe, but somehow i still got here. There must have been some, catastrophic magical event to make me switch souls with this ‘Firestorm Person’. Things here are a little different in some aspects, for instance.” i looked around the room. “I'm celestia’s Student in my world. Well, she’s kinda like a mother to me, but i know she doesn't want that anymore than the next person.” Twilight was furiously writing down every last thing in this journal. I got a closer look at the journal, until i could finally see what i needed to. “Look, Uh, Twilight” i said, causing her to look up at me. “I would really appreciate it if when we're done with this, little study session, that you leave me the journal and quill. i like to write my thoughts, maybe my final thoughts, in it.” i said with a sympathetic tone. Twilight, who i was consulting as “Twilight” because she was NOT the sparks i knew. she may look like her, and talk like her, but there was one thing for certain, and that is, that she is most likely NOT her.

she looked at me with uncertainty, as if i would slit someone's throat with a fucking journal and a quill. i mean, i could slit a ponies throat with a quill, but a journal? c’mon, she's overestimating my abilities.

And the, said “Sure, only if you promise not to hurt anypony when i release you from your restraint.” she said to me. Huh? i didn't say anything about being let go from my restraints, but i'll roll with it. “Ok, i Promise.” i said as i put a extremely serious face on “and i don't break promises.”

with that, she continued asking me questions about the other side, mainly things about the magic and the science there. i said its pretty much the same as here, but a little different. when the subject of the ponies there came up, she finally asked me a certain question.

“So” she said flipping to the 5th page of the journal.”Did you have any, uh.” she started, and then stopped, blushed, and looked at the ground. “Did you have any relationships on the other side”

She blushed again. “Why do you ask?” I say, looking at the ground and smiling smugly.

“For scientific reasons.” she said as she looked at the journal, then back to me. “and, i kinda wanted to know.” she prepared to write. “well, yes, and no.” i said with a bit of pain in my tone.

I looked at her with a stern look “before i was accidentally sucked into this world, i had asked pinkie pie out on a date.” i said feeling my cheeks heat up as i looked at the padded floor.

After she was done asking the some questions that had to do with the machine, like some supplies she needed to get in order to build the machine.

I added in the math, and did it correctly this time. she dropped my magic damper for a few seconds so that i could grasp the quill and draw the schematics right away. when i was done, she put the magic damper back on, but only enough damper my more powerful spells.

When she left, she released me from my straight jacket and had left the ink, quill, and journal. i wanted to write a small note to Firestorm, if he ever got to this, in my body i presume.I'm going to go into the everfree forest, in hopes of finding someplace i can hide, for celestia knows how long.

Dear FireStorm, or Whomever finds this Journal, hopefully not my Pinkie Pie, as these will act as final words.

Hello, my name is Max, and im in a Ponies body.

I am originally a human, and i lived in a humans body. i can feel my soul being rejected by this pony body, not because it is a pony body, but because it is a Pony body from another universe-

My writing was stopped by me having to puke up some blood. I kept it in until i reached a corner, and then i spit out about a quart of blood. i walked back over to my temporary Journal and used my telekinetic grip to pick my quill up and continue writing.

Enough of the silly shit, i need to get out of this asylum and somewhere i can hide so i can create another portal, or at least hide until the ponies i have given the specs to my machine can build it. Now Reader, Pinkie pie, Firestorm, or whoever has found this journal, you must be wondering, Why must i hide?

Well, i as you know or don't know, dont have the MOST stable sanity, and the only thing that i really have to keep my sanity in check, is my humanity. I dont have that anymore, so im considered an outcast, a fraud, a person in the pony society.

I HAVE to hide, so they dont put me in a prison like this again, my pain goes to no limits, and my suffering knows no bounds.

You know, ive been thinking about Pinkie pie, the entire time ive been in this, Alternate universe, and the more and more i think about her, the more and more i think about how amazing she is, and how much i really do love her, and miss her. If and when i get back, maybe i can take her on that date. if only she knew how much i cared about her.

Well im getting tired, and im going to spend the rest of the night trying to figure out how to sleep without choking on blood, Goodnight Journal.

DAY 2

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HELLO JOURNAL

I was woken up by Luna, so she could give me my food. she asked me a very strange question when she visited, a question that i wasn’t really expecting from Luna.

She asked me what humans were like back on my world, so i told her the Ugly truth.

HUMANS - A Species, bent on the destruction of their own race, whether it be from war, famine, or any other means. Humans are a disgusting, narcissistic, waste of space. the only thing good to come from humans is their innovativeness. its quite fascinating, yes it is, how humans can find  Different ways of killing, just with their bare hands. there is FEW good humans out there, but they are shunned in society, because they choose not to believe in a higher power, such as a god, or goddess. I would like to call myself one of those humans, because of my dedication to science, but i'm afraid i can't do that. i too am part of the SCURGE of the human race.

I told her those exact words, then trailed off about batman, and how much i liked it.

Luna Told me about how they had completed building the device in a certain amount of hours, and supercharged it with a mana battery of sorts. When the device was ready, and it was going to be in a few hours, The ponies of this world would cast me out, to look for a way to find my old body (Which hopefully had Firestorm in it)

I Stopped writing when i was interrupted by a surprising amount of blood, shooting out of my nose. i had to Stop writing, and wipe my nose with a hoof.

“What are thou writing?” i heard from behind me. Of course i was turned away from the door to make sure that if i did have a attack of sorts.

I turned to see luna at the door, i felt blood dripping down my nose, which made me have to wipe my nose with my hoof, which eventually stained it with blood.

“My thoughts, and various things.” i said as i dropped the Journal from my magical grip. There was blood dripping from it, i'm surprised luna Hadn't noticed.

“Luna?” I asked to see if she was still there. “What does thou need?” she asked me in a curious tone. “Can i take a breath of fresh air?” i ask.

“I am afraid i cannot allow that.” she said to me. I smile, i didn't want it to come to this. I stood on my three hooves, at really wasn't hard, it was kinda like standing on two feet, but i didn't have feet.

I turned around to see a surprised luna, “Go open the portal, i have a feeling it will be ready soon” i say as i start walking forward. “What are you doing?” she asked me. “Absolutely nothing” i said as i closed the door with my magic. she looked utterly confused. “Now, go start up the portal, it should take 21 minutes exactly to completely charged.” i said as i backed up, and sat on my haunches in the corner. I looked down, at the floor and waited for my chance to escape. i heard luna lock the door, and wave to the guards who would eventually blow more air out of their noses so that they can assure that they will guard the door.

I wanted to feel sneaky, so i started playing mission impossible music in my head.

I waited, and waited, until i finally saw my moment to escape. the guards were switching shifts, and i was ready to escape.

I unlocked the door with my magic, and then slowly opened it, letting me slip myself out of the room. i ran down the hallway and ran down the narrow hallways of the seemingly abandoned asylum out of the back exit.

I Looked at the exit, then i looked at the forest ahead of me. “Fuck that shit” i said as i started to hobble toward the the forest.

I walked through the forest for quite some time, maybe manticores did not inhabit this shithole they call a forest here. I continued walking for some time until i heard something behind me, ‘OH SHIT THEY HAVE MANTICORES’ my inner self yelle

I Got to run away, for maybe two minutes, fuck this bastard was persistent. i kept running until i was tackled by the fucker.

I felt like i was in the movie “Freaky Friday”, that shit felt weird as sticking your hand in a jar full of half melted butter. A flash of a few colors later, i was back in my body.

The pony i was on top of pushed me off of him with his hind legs, which was kind of a dick move, seeing as i was incapacitated by the soul transfer.

I stood up and immediately and grabbed his neck and pinned him against a nearby tree.

“Why the fuck did you tackle me like that?” i asked angerly. He just gave me this, deadpanned stare.

“Seriously?” he asked as he facehoofed. ““I

tackled you to get my body back. By the look of it. It worked so please get this dampener off my horn

and leg go of me. Then I can get you back to your universe and your Pinkie Pie.”

Pinkie pie.

i just thought about her.

I need to get back to her, its something i need to do. I dropped him, and forcefully tore the magic damper off.

“Okay, take me to the portal” i ordered. I backed up a few steps and took a breath before heard a woman speak.

“You know i really hate having to come back and remove your soul again” the voice said as i turned to see a pony, but it wasn't quite a pony ,she had large red eyes, and a dark blue coat. her mane was silvery white. She also had dragon like claws, and a cutie mark that drew my attention. it was a question mark with a fedora on top of it, Riddler reference? Maybe, but for now, i have to deal with this shit

“Okay, so… Who’s the bitch?” i asked as i raised an eyebrow.

“Long story short. Max meet supernatural pony that wants to kill me and well you get the rest.” He said in what im guessing to be a sarcastic tone.

I turned to the Pony and gave a two finger wave and said “Hi”. I looked over to Firestorm to see him face hoofing.

“Well don't just say hi to me. But to my friends too.” She said as she landed with a theatrical

bow. It was then we heard them. The sounds of hundreds of hooves moving slowly across the ground.

It didn't take long for there glowing red eyes to come into view in the dark forest. The snarling growls.

I grinned a little.

“Well ain’t it just dawn of the fucking dead today?Does this happen a lot?” I asked Firestorm, who i will now be calling storm for reference.

“Yes because it's everyday a hoard of undead ponies want to kill me.” he sarcastically said.

“Oh... okay just checking. So we fight them?” I asked and He just looked at me. “What?” I asked out of pure confusion.

“Yes we fight them. What do you think these going to do after there done with us, huh? Just

stay in the forest? No there going to go into town and attack the ponies there. And you know who is

there? Hmm? Do you? My marefriend for one, and my other friends like Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie.”

Bitches gonna even think about attacking Pinkie pie, bitches gonna die.

“Did you say these things are going to attack Pinkie Pie?” I asked.

“Yes and maybe even yours.” He tacked on.

had to be done.

I’m sick of these motherfucking bitches.

I ran up to the bigger pony, Lets call her Bitch for now, and drop kicked her into the crowd of zombies. “No pony or no one hurts Pinkie Pie!” I yelled before I grabbed on of the zombies by the tail and used it as a makeshift bat. I swung the zombie and mashed it on the head of another zombie. After taking a few more zombies out, it started getting hot as fuck, i mean seriously, the temperature was rising like a son of a bitch.

“Is it getting hot in here?” i asked storm who was behind me.

“Its just you.” i heard from him before i turned around to see a bitching dragon.

My jaw dropped, “Are you fucking shitting me? i could have done that? why didnt anyone tell me?” i asked, more pissed off than anything

“Because you didn't ask.” he said as he stood on one hoof and bucked a zombies head off. i pulled the “Not bad” face and continued fucking zombies up. 60,61,62,63, i counted as i bashed the zombie ponies heads in with my fists, which was a lot easier than i thought it would be. I was getting zombie blood all over my fists, and i was getting pretty sick of not having a weapon, so i broke off a large branch and tore off one of the zombies heads with a bloody rip, making it a makeshift baseball. I threw it up and hit it with the branch, heh, the batter up music started playing in my head as storm used his tail to hit the head and sent it flying into a zombie near him.

I started my victory dance, but before i could start killing more zombies, i heard a voice say.

“You should have remained Soulless.” It was Bitch that said that, and she happened to be on top of storm, who was practically helpless.

“Sorry to disappoint” i said as i dove into the pony and started bashing her head in with the branch i was using as a makeshift baseball bat, until it finally broke.

I took some deep breaths as i stood up over her mutilated body “You shouldn't have messed with pinkie” i said between breaths as i turned to firestorm. “So….what next?” i asked storm.

“Grab the Katar from your trench coat. Front left inside pocket.” he said. I did what he said and grabbed the Katar.

“Oh fucking sweet” i said as i took a stance that would be similar to Voldo from Soul Caliber. Fuck, i felt fast, and strong for that matter. I slashed through zombies at superhuman speeds. we both fought off all of the rest of zombies, until there was nothing left but us, and a pile of burnt flesh, and the two of us breathing hard. Firestorm started running in a direction that i assume was the direction of town.i followed, assuming there the drinking of alcohol would ensue

Out of nowhere Pinkie pie popped out and caused Storm to jump into the air and fall onto his belly. I did what i would do when someone in front of me falls on their bellies . I laughed MY ass off.

“Oops… sorry” Pinkie says as she pulls out what looks to be a meta hoof. Storm used his magic to install it into the stump he was walking on.

‘heh, i-’ my thoughts were interrupted by a feeling in my stomach i remembered when i first got here.

I ran up to storm and yelled.

“Why didn't you drink more scotch?” i asked as i picked him up and pinned him against a tree.

“Because i don't drink a lot of scotch. im more of a whiskey pony myself. Why does it fucking matter anyway. your back in your body. So drink it if you want.” i said before kicking me off of him.

I got to my feet and started walking toward him “Oh i don't think so, your going to get me scotch to make up for not drinking enough.”

“Fine, but you're going to answer some questions in return.” he said as we started to make our way to Ponyville.

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We made it to the bar called “The Knife and Apple.”

The kiss ass owner whos name i never bothered to learn, walked up to storm and said. “Yes Your highness?” and gave a bow. i snickered a little at this, but storm, who looked like he was fed up with this shit, looked straight at the bartender and said. “Look I'm going to be quite blunt here. As of right now your closed. No pony is to be allowed in

and I will make sure your compensated for the closed time. As well as for the drinks. Also was I in here in the last few days?” he asked, making the bartender look confused as all fuck.

“Yes, you were here. you ordered the finest scotch you had.” heh, no tab for me to repay, why not the finest.

“Alright please bring over a bottle of Scotch for him.” He said as he turned to their selection. “That Buck side Scotch will do and a bottle of Wild Pegasus Whiskey for me. Don't forget the glasses with ice.” he said, making his selection.

Heh, Buck Side Scotch, that sounds familiar, i wonder if thats the kind they have back home.

Home.

I never really had a home, now that i think about it. i never considered my apartment home, it was just a stepping stone in getting there.

“Okay, time for some answers” Storm said, making me notice him.

“Not before scotch” i demanded. He gave me a deadpanned look.

“Its on the way. Now tell me what the fuck you did while you were here.” he said in a surprisingly calm tone.

I told him about waking up and freaking out, and his marefriend kissing me. His mane burst into flames when i told him this, he calmed down after a while. i continued on about Luna trying to get answers out of me.then i explained the most expensive glass of scotch ive ever had in my entire life, and how plastered i got when i drank it. i explained the Orange pony and Rainbow Bitch carrying me back to the hospital. I continued to tell about my exploits with the insect fella and celestia trying to kill me.

The bartender came back with the two bottles and before the bartender even thought about putting it on the bar, i swiped it out of his his grasp and put it on the bar next to me, the bartender put the two glasses down on the bar and proceeded to walk away.

I fill my glass with scotch and stir it with my straw to get it colder, and take a sip of it. i then explained going to the asylum, and twilight interrogating me about pretty much everything, personal and not personal.

I was pretty damn plastered. by the time i finished, the only thing i could really think about was singing a song back from earth.

“Surrounded, in the thick of it. Nowhere to run away, not today. Outnumbered, that's the trick

of it. No more to lose, and so here we go now. Don't turn around, we wanna show. Time has run out, don't let us down” I sang as i produced a old standing microphone out of nowhere and continued to sing.

“Woah-o-o, You save the world. Woah-o-o, You get the girl. No more waking up finding that you're not enough for everyone. You save the world” I sang as i jumped onto the stage that performers would usually perform on. Storm eventually joined me when i finished the guitar solo.

“Keep moving, now you started it. It's all come down on you, what to do. Find something at the

heart of it. That tells you where to go, even though now. They found you out, your covers blown. The future's in doubt, you're on your own” Storm sang the chorus to the song, this pissed me off, but i was pleased with his singing voice nonetheless.

“ Woah-o-o, You save the world. Woah-o-o, You get the girl. No more waking up finding that

you're not enough for everyone. You save the world” We both sung the Chorus.

“If you could do anything you want to. Would you cut through or would you decide to. let it

go.”I sung before we hit the final chorus.

“ Woah-o-o, You save the world. Woah-o-o, You get the girl. No more waking up finding that

you're not enough for everyone. You save the world”We finished with sound of an old video game console from the 80's sound effect explosion out of nowhere.

“You know for a pony you have a good singing voice.” i said, getting him slightly angry.

“Thanks but we should get you back to your universe. There missing you there.” he said before we started heading to the library.

I thought popped up in my head, i don't know why, but it did.

“You didn't do anything with Pinkie Pie did you?” i asked completely seriously, which got him to stop walking.

“We hugged and I woke up to her hugging me that was it.” he said before i picked him up and pinned him against the wall, heh i like pinning ponies against things, they're so fucking light, its like pinning a stuffed bear against the wall

“Was that all?” I Asked.

“What kind of stallion do you take me for. Better yet don't answer that question. I'm not that

stupid honestly.” He said as he lifted me with his magic and floated me away from him. He stood up and looked at me.“Do you really think I would have done something so stupid when I have a marefriend already? Let me answer that for you. I'm not that kind of a stallion. I care for Twilight Sparkle and I wouldn't do anything to break that. Even if she scares me. I care for her. Hell I love her to no end and I would gladly lay down my life to make sure she is safe. I did the same for your friends. I cheered your Pinkie up when she knew I wasn't you. I made sure everything was alright before I came here to fix this. Hell I made sure that the other ones where not as mad with you as they were. Rainbow Dash was angry for you yelling her off the stage. Look if you want to think of me some bastard of a stallion then fine do so. But know this, if I find out you hurt any one of my friends in this universe or yours you will have one pissed off drony to deal with.” he said before he dropped me onto my ass. I got up and dusted myself off before looking straight at storm, making sure to size him up before i walk out the door.

“Lets go. I have a Pinkie to talk to.” I said before exiting the bar.

when we arrived at the library and descended into the basement , i saw all of the ponies from before. they looked really guilty for some reason.

“What's wrong with them?” i ask storm.

“A misunderstanding please leave it at that.” I said before we got to the portal. “This will take

you home.”

I walked forward a little, but was stopped by storm saying my name.

“Max” He started, “Please keep them safe for me?” he asked, me.

I looked at him, and thought of something really bitching i could do.

I Put my sunglasses on like a motherfucking boss, and started slowly walking toward the portal.

“Can do.You know why?” I asked as i formulated the perfect reference to make in this situation.

“Why?”

Now, there were three references i could have made here.

1. I could make a Terminator reference, and say “I will be back” like the badass that the Terminator is.

2. I could make a “They Live” reference and say “Because i came here to Protect Ponies, and chew bubblegum, and im fresh out of bubblegum.”

OOOOORRRR

3.I could make the most random motherfucking reference of all time and say “BECAUSE IM BATMAN.”

I make sure my voice is as rough as i can, and say

“BECAUSE I’M BATMAN” i say i enter the portal, effectively

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I was flung out of the other side of the portal, and hit my head on something really solid.

I looked up and saw Celestia looking at me with a surprised look.

“What the fuck is with her?” i ask as i point at Celestia with my thumb. A smile grew on her face as she rushed up to me and pulled me into a bone crushing embrace.

“Don't ever go doing something like this without consulting me ever again” she whispered into my ear.When she released me from the hug, i had just enough time to observe her appearance She had been crying from the look of it, not recently, maybe 2 days ago, about the time i left. I never wanted to make her cry. I walked up to her and this time, i hugged her. “Im so sorry for causing you this much pain.” i said as i gently rubbed her back.

“I Forgive you…” she said a last word really quietly, i'm not going to bother her about what she said.

I released her from the gently embrace this time, and backed up. “So, who’s missed me?” i asked as i raised an eyebrow.

It turns out, when you switch bodies with someone who is the complete opposite of you, people tend to miss you.

Thats what i discovered when i was Tackled by a pink ball of energy going 50 Fucking MPH.

“FUCK!” I Yelled as Pinkie pie Tackled me and hugged me harder than i had ever been hugged. I hugged her back, i missed her more than anything in the world. “OHMYGOSHMAXIMISSEDYOUSOMUCH” She said as she buried her face into my chest.

She looked up at me with those gorgeous blue eyes. “The answer is yes.” she said, which confused me, i had no idea what she was talking about.

“What do you mean?” i asked her as i raised an eyebrow.

“To your question, Its a yes.” she said again. I remembered the fact that i indeed ask pinkie a certain question.

This made me smile.

“Thank you, i won't mess this up.” i say as i give her a wink.

she hops off of me and lands a few feet away. “Ok, just be sure to pick me up at 8:00 tomorrow.” she said as she opened the door and zipped past a certain Magenta pony that was just arriving.

“Max?” she asked as she walked into the library.

“Whatchu need girl?” i asked in a sarcastic manner.

“Max!” she yelled as she ran up to me and hugged me.

“Why the fuck are you hugging me?” i asked as i looked down at the magenta unicorn who was hugging me.

“Because your back, and i hate it when i miss my friends.” she said as she released me from the hug and backed up a few steps.

“Well, im back, and i haven't slept in a considerable amount of time, so im going to go to bed, you know, before the monsters get me first.” i say with a smile.

Sparks looks at me weird, but disregarded what i said anyway.

I walked over to the couch and laid down long ways. I closed my eyes, but was interrupted by an obnoxious Sparks saying “You know there is a cot up in my room?” she asked me.

“Bitch, i do what i please” i said as i did the universal sign for shoo.

I laid back and got comfortable, and slowly fell asleep.

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