My Little Pony : Friendship is Human (Season 1)
Chapter 5: Episode 5: Magic
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POV TWILIGHT
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I stood there, watching as this creature created music out of thin air.
I looked around, trying to find the illusions, but could find none. The Guard, who introduced himself as Iron Coat was as dumbfounded by this as I was.
I backed up to stand next to him, and observed this creature staring forward with a blank expression, and sang the lyrics of a song that was quite catchy.
as he finished the song, he stood up and held the air as if it was a guitar, and slammed it on the ground, making a crash.
this scared all three of us
"WHAT THE FUCK!" The creature yelled as he jumped back onto the couch.
"MAX!" Iron yelled.
"Steel, what are you doing here?" he said as he tried to at casually look around.
"Im back with Twilight Sparkle" Iron said wearily.
The Creature or "Max" was now staring into space, as if deep in thought.
Max looked forward, and held out an arm that had tinier arms on it, kinda like a monkey.
"Hi, im Max" it introduced itself "if you cant tell, im not from around here, and I really like not to be made fun of or feared, or shuned, because im different, so im probably just going to stay in here till I get my vision back." he finished my shaking his arm in the air "anyone there?" he asked
Why would he have to worry about all of those things here, I mean, he is different, but I think since hes staying in town for a tiny bit, the town will get used to him eventually.
I held out my hoof, and introduced myself "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle."
"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle"
Max POV
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I continued to hold my hand out like an idiot, until I put it down by my side.
"uh.."I stammered. DAMN THAT NAME IS FUNNY
"Bwaahahahahahah!" I laughed
"Twi-Twilight Sparkle?" I asked between laughs. I dont know why, but I found the name twilight sparkle so damn funny.
"Yes, thats my name" she said.
I gathered myself.
"Sorry, Sparks" I said, giving her an immediate nickname.
"Sparks?" I heard her ask.
"Yea, a nickname." I said as I lie back on the couch
"Kinda like steel over there" I said as I pointed in a random direction I thought steel was in.
"uh, his name is Iron Coat" she corrected.
"what?" I asked as I looked to where I thought steel was.
"Is this shit true?" I asked as I pointed in the direction agian.
"Yea, and im over here" I heard him say.
I felt like an idiot.
"well shit" I said looking down at myself and resting both of my hands on the back of my head, alot like doctor Cox from Scrubs.
Time passed as we properly introduced ourselves. I learned that Sparks was the princesses student, or whatever. she was surprise when she learned I was blind, and was even more surprised when she learned I was from another world.
she asked me about my past, and I told her about my past. I told her about the deaths, and the tragedy. she was crying by the end of my story, I didnt blame her, because I was too, so I pulled her into a tight hug which lasted way too long for my comfort, but she was crying, and I had to do something about it, and I did.
I was crying because of my memories of my family,there were good ones, and there were bad ones. The bad ones didnt necessarily dull the good ones, and the good ones didnt soften the bad ones, but thats life.
after all the tears, I got to know iron coat a little better, even if he didnt want to know me better.
Time Lapse 2 Hours
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"so your telling me, that I can use some sort of residual magic?" I asked twilight
"yes, you can. thats where the music was coming from." she answered me
I thought for a second....I have magic music?
"so I can make music out of thin air?" I asked.
"yep" she complied.
I thought again.....FUCK YEA, MAGIC MUSIC!
"Bitchin'" I said
"soooooooo like this?" I said as I pressed play on my mental MP3 Player, which immediately made me start singing and dancing despite my blindness.
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy ( can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
HAMMER DANCE
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (can't touch this)
Look, man (can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (can't touch this)
Break it down! Stop, Hammer time!
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
U Can't touch this
After I was done singing and dancing I was completely out of breath.
"What was that?" I heard sparks ask as I plopped back onto the couch, hitting my side on the arm on my way down "ow!"
I regathered myself
"That, my dear sparks, was the famous work of MC Hammer, a Human pop artist where I come from" I explain as I wipe the sweat from my brow
"now, where, can I get some fresh air?" I asked no-one in particular.
"I dont know, probably the balcony" sparks suggested
"ah, good idea" I said, staying still
"Can you direct me with some magicisms?" I asked, pointing at my eyes.
"some what? ugh never mind" twilight said with and audible sigh as she dragged me up some stairs, or what I think are stairs to the balcony.
"now try not to draw any attention to yourself, were trying to keep your presence a secret from the town for now." she said as I heard her open the door with her magic.
"im going to town to get my friends, try not to break anything while your alone" she said with a chuckle.
I felt the wind against my face, as I stepped forward, ignoring the fact that I would rather get impaled than meet new people right now, 3 is enough for today.
I heard her start to walk, or trot, or whatever the fuck ponies do away, until I stopped her.
"Sparks" I said to get her attention.
"what does it look like?"I ask as I walk forward to lean on the railings of the balcony I was on.
"what do you mean?" she asked me.
"the sunset, I can feel it on my skin, I just cant see it." I said as I looked into the dark distance ahead of me.
"Max." she stops, I assume she hesitated because she forgot I was blind, dumbass.
"Its Beautiful Max" she says as she walks/trots away.
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