Yup. Even I have a badass side. Shocking huh? Yea, I thought so. And real nice title. Not racist or anything. (SARCASM)

I exited my room, car keys jingling and anger rising. I climbed a set of stairs down to the ground floor and flew by the unoccupied receptionist counter. I exited the motel and was immediately blinded by neon lights and my eardrums were blasted by the loud conversations of people and the loud revs of sport cars.

I opened my eyes and was greeted by a scene that might’ve been taken out of fast and furious.

In front of me was a group of cars consisting of Mazdas, Lancers, and Skylines. Loud music was being blasted through an iridescent SUV nearby. Two more cars were lined up on the road. Someone waved a flag and the both of them shot down the road.

I groaned. Death Valley was famous for racing. Especially right here in Panamint Valley with the long straightaways and huge jumps.

I climbed up a red RX-7 and stomped on the roof of the car. Immediately everyone stopped their party and stared at me, eyes filled with disbelief.

      “Yea, you guys have a great taste in music and all but I think it’d be better if you WEREN’T playing it at three in the morning.”

Nobody answered. Instead an asian dude stepped through the crowd. He looked pretty pissed off.

An asian guy driving an asian car. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...

      “Dude what’re you doing?!”

      “What?”

He pointed at the car. I looked down at the roof of the Mazda. A dent on the roof is all.

      “Dude quit fucking around and get off my ride!”

      “Okay.” I said sarcastically.

I stomped my way down the tricked up car. The asian dude clutched his hair and watched in horror as I left footprints and some dents on the car. I jumped off the car and landed beside him. He continued gawking at his car.

      “There I got off. Now will all you fags please leave.” I said

The asian dude just turned and gave me a glare. He got up in my face. The other racers just watched.

      “You think it’s funny dude?” He growled

I looked down at him since he was kinda short. He was actually shorter than Travis I think.

      “Nope. I think you’re annoying. Got anymore questions dipshit?”

At this point, the asian dude looked like he wanted to karate chop me in half.

      “You and me. All the way to the gas station and back.” He said while pointing to a light beam in the distance

      “What’s in it for me?”

      “Loser leaves the motel. For good.”

It took me about five seconds to answer.

      “You’re on squirt.” I sneered

      “Hold up.” He raised his hands in a “time out” gesture. “What are you gonna race me with? Your skateboard?” He sneered back

I unlocked my chevelle which was outside the group. It chirped and flashed it’s lights. The people turned around and got a good look at my battered Chevelle.

The crowd cheered us on. The asian dude got in his Mazda. I climbed into my Chevelle. Now, most people don’t know this, but I’ve been tricking my ride out since day one. So I was gonna have no troubles whatsoever.

I drove the Chevelle and lined it up with the RX-7. The asian dude gave me a neck slice. I looked up to the second floor where my room was. I saw Rainbow Dash staring at me with interest. God she was adorable. Travis stood behind her. He held a cardboard sign with the words: “U LUZ” written in black marker on it.

What a great friend.

I revved my engine. It rumbled in response. he RX-7 emitted the kind of noise you’d expect it to make. A vroom vroom.

I turned my attention back to the passenger’s seat. I folded it and flipped it backwards revealing four blue canisters with the letters NOS on them.

      “This is gonna be fun.” I chuckled

10 minutes later...

I entered the room. Rainbow Dash was practically bouncing on the bed. Travis was asleep on his bed, still in his boxers and tank top. The sound of cars driving away filled my ears much to my delight.

      “THAT WAS AWESOME!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed

I gave her a wink. She continued bouncing around.

      “I’d never seen anything take off that fast! I mean besides myself off course.” Dashie continued

      “Yea. I am pretty awesome.”

I didn’t even bother changing. Instead I just climbed into bed. My shirt and jeans still intact. This time, there was a slight change. Instead of beating me up again, Dashie climbed into bed next to me and snuggled up to me. Why? I don’t know. I guess I was just awesome. But I was expecting our feud to go on a LOT longer.

I woke up in the morning like a deadman. Travis woke up, and stretched a bit.

      “Today is a great day.” Travis said

      “Fuck you and your sunshine.” I groaned

Eventually I got up and didn’t even bother to shower. Travis went and took a quick splash and soon we were packing our luggage in the Chevelle. As I was leaving the guy behind the counter saw Dashie.

      “Aww, that’s cute.” The clerk said

Rainbow Dash clung onto my leg.

      “Adorable ain’t she? Want her?” I joked

      “How much?” He asked

Dash clung onto me even tighter.

      “Free.”

      “Deal!”

Dash clung onto my leg as tight as she could and snarled at the clerk. He laughed.

      “Looks like she changed her mind.” I chuckled

I said goodbye and thanked him for everything. I piled into the car together with Travis. He was wearing a black AC DC shirt with his leather jacket covering most of it up. I wore the same old shirt as this morning/night.

I pulled out of the motel. Dash was in the backseat. And I also had a bag of twinkies (Me and Jackson love twinkies) and various other snacks in a bag that was in between the both of us. I had picked up the bag of snacks shortly after the race at the gas station.

      “You guys hungry?” I asked the both of them

Jackson shook his head. Rainbow Dash shrugged. I reached into the bag and pulled out a twinkie. I ripped the wrapper off and gave it to her. She chewed it down and let out an “Hmmmmmm” signalling that she liked the treat.

      “Since when did you two become buddies?”

      “Last night. After the race.”

      “Oh right. I honestly didn’t think you were gonna do it.”

      “C’mon, you know me better.”

      “I know that you’re a coward.”

I continued our little argument. That’s the way we bond actually, we’re like friends, but we like to tease each other. I was so caught up that I completely missed the pink pony standing in the middle of the road.

      “Watch the road!” Dash yelled

I turned my attention to the sight in front of me. I jerked the wheel to the left. But to no avail, I felt the car hit something. I slammed on the brakes and felt the car spin out. Once the car stopped, I was surrounded in a cloud of smoke. My heartbeat was racing. I didn’t know where I was. Travis was looking sick. Dash was pale.

I stepped out the car, ran, and tripped on a rock.

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