Pew!

"Aww, me heads pounden'!" shouted the Demo, as he clutched his head, accidentally hitting himself with...

...the hilt of the Zweihander!

"What in the..."

"Boyos! We got a new DELIVERY of weeps!" he shouted, waking everyone up, including Twilight.

Engineer instantly rushed over to her, taking of his goggles, and covered her mouth.

"We. Do. Not. Want. To. Hurt. You!"

She nodded, as he lifted his robotic hand.

"That was quite an invasion, but pray tell, sirs, where may I be?" asked Solaire, as he stood up.

"Oh, King Arthur's still here!" yelled Scout as he pointed at him, instantly regretting the shout as he grabbed his head in pain.

"Who are you all people?" Twilight asked herself, as she looked to the humans which were supposed to be dangerous, who instead were bickering like children.

"I am not this King Arthur, I am Solaire of -" started Solaire but was cut off.

"Yeah yeah, where did you come from, anyways?" asked Scout, pointing at him.

"I was summoned by someone, do you maybe know who it was?" he asked them.

"Ah think ah know who it could possibly be." said the Engineer, looking in Twilight's direction, whose ears perked up.

"Gentleme-" started Spy, but was cut off by an explosion.

"Surrender now, BLU maggots and you will no be ha--"

Started a RED Soldier who burst through a wall with his rocket launcher, but was cut off by his own surprise.

"Did you sick maggots just paint a HORSE?" he asked, a little surprised, but more like confused, because how could the BLUs, of all people, be stranger than him?

"MAGGOT! What are you doing on BLU property!" shouted the BLU Soldier, as he got in RED Soldier's face, or rather, his helmet.

"THIS is the RED base, bleeder!" shouted the enemy Soldier back.

"I also asked why did you PAINT a HORSE!" he added.

'What ze fuck is go--" started a RED Spy, who walked in the room, but he stopped, his cigarette falling out of his wide open mouth at the sight of a magical purple unicorn pony, every single BLU from Granary, and a BLU Soldier and one of his own Soldiers barking at eachother.

"I-- uh, left ze laundry, gentlemen." said the Spy as he fled.

"Please, everyone be quiet!" talked over the Solaire, he didn't even have to shout. It worked immediately, he had everyone's attention.

"Let's introduce ourselves, shall we? Without cutting someone off." he said, as he dusted himself off.

"I, am Solaire of Astora, I am the leader of the Knights of Sunlight." he said, as he pointed to Twilight.

"And who might you be?" he asked her.

"Uh... well I am Princess Twilight Sparkle--" she began, but as always, cut off by Scout.

"Pfft, hahahaha! A Princess flying purple unicorn!" he laughed, but cut himself off as he was stared at by everyone.

Solaire's stare is terryfing.

"U-ugh, n-ni-nice to meet ya', Sparks, uh... I'm one of the BLU Scouts." he stuttered.

"I am one of the BLU Heavy Weapons Guys, and this is not my weapon." he said as he pointed to the Grant.

"Heavy, you have your veapon on your back, i ztill cannot undeztand hov can you vield such a beast on you back.

Ahem, I am ze BLU Medic, the one and only, becauze no one vants to be ze Medic, hmph." he huffed.

"HAH! WE got a new Medic! I, pony, am THE RED SOLDIER! ALSO the one and ONLY!" he shouted.

"Yez, you got your firzt Medic." the BLU Medic replied.

They introduced eachother, stopping at the BLU Pyro.

"Hmmphuys, shmmphould mmmphwe mmmhpove mmmphout? Immmph almmmphso thmmmphe BmmphLU Pymmmhpro." he said, Twilight understanding most of his sentence.

"What now, weird be'ins?" asked them the BLU Engineer.

"Well, I myself should get back home, to Lordran, but I fear I can not go back" said Solaire, not really sad about it. But he still missed home.

"I can help you with that, I could try to find our worlds, but it would take some time, if only we could find some place to stay." answered Twilight.

"Dibs on the pony princess!" shouted the BLU Soldier in RED Soldier's face, who also shouted,

"AND I have dibs on the Knight!"

Back to bickering, every BLU shouting over the one RED, as Twilight and Solaire stood away from the group, looking at eachother.

"So... can you help me?" he asked, a little hopeful.

"I can try, but it will take a lot time, to find two worlds, the soonest we could do is in about a year if I didn't sleep, eat and other functions."

"Well, it will take about six years?" asked Solaire.

"Why? I should be done in about three." asked Twilight surprised.

"That's cuz' we'll make sure you have fun while you're here!" shouted the BLU Scout, as he broke from the group, which was coming close to a riot, already punching eachother, Scout grinning and mischief in his eyes.

'It will be a long, but fun stay, I can see.' Twilight thought. Next Chapter: Chapter 6: Listen Well, Boys, Because It's Beggining to Look Like Dustbowl. Estimated time remaining: 3 Minutes