You should listen to Nameless song.

"Show yourselves, cheating no-good cosplayers!

when you fight me, no blessings will help you and prayers!"

He... rhymed? Why? Thanks to him the music doesn't match anymore! That Faggot's...

Wait? Blessings? Are they real actual cheaters with blessing? Maggots.

Did I just rhyme right now? Ugh...

"Look at my rhyme,

when I get you good this time!"

Another Gwyndamned rhyme!

Don't waste my time,

are you even listening, minion of mine?

Too bad you're not a mime.

But if rhyming you will keep, in Hell you will dine.

Whoa that chain of... rhyme in the color of lime.

Ten groans were heard. Solaire didn't groan, he was used to Sunbroing.

He looked around in awe.

"Kiln of The First Flame! Oh my! Never thought I'd come here!" he exclaimed enthusiastically, and he heard several LOUD groans.

"I feel like the time I got drunk wit' mah bro's on my eighteen birthday!" shouted Scout, unenthusiastically.

They all wore different clothing, they were glowing a deep red, the pony Princess glowed a deep blue, Solaire was glowing a Deep Red that had some gold there and there. They got special weapons, Twilight got a special wariant of the Scythe of the Life Slayer. It's blade glowed a light purple, she also had a glove fit for he hoof, using which she could cast pyromancy spells, Pyro had it too. And the most shocking thing was that their hats weren't...

Oh my! They didn't have their unusual effects! Poor Soldier, working so hard on the Flaming Team Captain, the rarest hat ever. Of all time.

"I don't know why, but I have the urge to kill someone clad in some heavy armor." said Medic, while most of them nodded and the rest were confused.

"Where are we, gentlemen?" asked the Spy, as he got up. He was clad in a Gold-Hemmed Black set, holding a parrying dagger in his right hand.

"Stop right there, hacking scum!" shouted some weirdo in some weird armor with a giantic sword.

Scout, stop narrating the story, your lack of vocabulary is... worrying. Also that reference is overused. We should go for the classic 'why are we here?'

Fine fine, I'll go back to being IGNORED in the story! Dick!

"Wood ya lookie ther! Another shayning knight!" slurred Demoman.

"Oh... my!" shouted Solaire, worried.

"Hmm? What'cha worried 'bout there, Sunny?" asked Engineer.

"Just look at him, a Grass Crest shield, a Chaos Zweihander, I can see scrolls for Black Flame-- two even! And he looks quite tough, he'll be a fair opponent! And a... Mask of the Father? I knew something wasn't right, that's a Giantdad!"

"You better run, scrubs!" shouted the being.

"You maggot! You're the one who should run! You WILL learn to fear THE BLU TEAM!" shouted the Soldier.

Cue epic Boss Fight

Let's just call him Giantdad for now.

He dashed over to Heavy, kicking him straight in the stomach, and slashed at him with with his Zweihander, the Medic quickly healing healing the Heavy with his new talisman, Heavy slammed into Giantdad with a Grant,

or he was about to, but his enemy blocked with his grass crest shield.

Spy sneaked up on him, about to stab him, but he rolled away, the Spy was turning invisible, but he was set ablaze with a quick Black Flame spell.

"Ammph unimmphvermpphsal mmphway ommphf detemphhinh Smphhies!"

The Demoman charged at him, slashed with his own, normal Zweihander, but was parried and slashed two times across the stomach, he was healed by the Medic who was finished with the Spy.

"STOP!!" suddenly, someone shouted. It was Twilight.

"Hmm... Nah!" shouted the Sniper, actually hitting Giantdad with his Falchion, a boss health appeared, at about 90% health.

"What are you, a casual?" he asked, as he parried the second strike and cut clean in the shoulder, the Medic already behind him, healing him.

'He is the source of this chaos, maybe I should eliminate him? And he kind of... makes me want to hurt him, maybe a shot or two at him won't hurt?' Twilight though as she sneaked up behind him, she stabbed him in the back, and as he was getting up, slashed him across the mask, he fell over, dropping his weapon too far, and disappeared in a shower of light, but before he did, he whispered one last thing;

"The Legend Never Dies, the real Legend will find you..."

'I actually hurt a living being! How could I?!' she thought as they were disappearing in a shower of light.

'I... actually liked the thrill of fight...' Next Chapter: Chapter 5: Started off The Wrong H(oof/and) Estimated time remaining: 6 Minutes