Team Fortress: Grossly Incandescent
Chapter 7: Chapter 6: Listen Well, Boys, Because It's Beggining to Look Like Dustbowl.
Previous ChapterAfter Solaire, Twilight and the BLUs bid farewell to the grinning RED Soldier, they moved out to their own base, RED Soldier having forgot that he got 'dibs' on Solaire, they had agreed to talk about their worlds, Solaire going first with his world.
"But before I start the retelling of my world's great story, I must warn you, for it is terrifying and bloody." said Solaire as Twilight's eyes widened, and the BLUs shrugged it off.
"Let me tell you the story of a pilgrim from the asylum
Carried aloft
By a friend to our lady of sin
Where to begin"
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Listen well, boys
There are two bells to ring
The parish above
The blighted bog found deep below
And their guardians
Still thirst for your cursed blood
Drop your sign
For the brothers in need to find
He will walk through the fog
As he welcomes death
He will pillage these bodies
He will feed to the fire
These shards of a soul
A magnificent father
In a desperate attempt
To stave off the end of his age
He runs himself hollow
And burns all his knights alive
A shell of his former self
They lock him away
Far beneath this crumbling shrine
A radiant sun
Forged by the feeble hands of a child
Not fit for his throne
A clever deceit
To make everyone believe
The lords haven't left them behind
Like a moth
Flittering towards a flame
Vereor nox
He will march through the dark
Like the hero before him
He has died many times
He's replete with humanity
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"If only I could be so grossly incadescent." he said, as he finished his song, sitting down with a sigh.
"That's quite a musical there, Solaire, I see your world is too, full of musical magic?" asked Twilight.
"I do not focus on magic, Lady Twilight, I am a man of faith, Iove miracles."
"I guess we're up next, yeah?" said the Scout.
"Young boy, you better not sing a meaningless song just to sing." warned him Spy as he started singing.
"It is beginning to look alot like dustbowl,"
"Sentries everywhere."
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"We are trapped inside our spawn,
We have uber so move on,
There are lots of snipers so beware."
It's beginning to look alot like dustbowl,
Stickies on the floor;
They explode without a doubt,
Flying gibblets all about,
And we've lost for sure.
Our heavies are burning
And points we're not earning,
While rockets shoot through the zone.
Syringes are flying
And scouts they are dying,
And Kukris cut through the bone.
The countdown clock is running out
And we are getting owned.
It's beginning to look alot like dustbowl,
Soon this match will end;
Can't hope for overtime,
This beating should be a crime,
Our turn to defend.
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"Nice one, spook, mine's less sappy." said the Scout as he started to sing.