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Team Fortress: Grossly Incandescent

by Ruby Rose

Chapter 4: *Chapter 3: 11 Phantom Guys* FULL REWRITE!

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*Chapter 3: 11 Phantom Guys* FULL REWRITE!

ENOUGH OF THIS POV CRAP! EVERYONE IS THIRD PERSON NOW! YES! WITH THOUGHTS!

'Ah, at last! A new land, maybe I can find My Sun here!' Solaire thought enthusiastically.

"Who the hell are ye' knighty?" Demoman asked, lenghtening the knighty, so it would sound mockingly.

"My, my! Such brave souls! Who are you, men?" He said, walking to them in his shining armor, accidentally kicking the pony...

So she cast the same spell in defense.

BANG! WOOOOSH! BZZZZZT! Boom.

"She's summoning someone again?" asked Scout, back from the dead. Suddenly, he caught his stomach, he felt sick. The others did too.

"No... She's... Teleporting us all!" Shouted the Spy.

In an alternate set of dimensions.

Twilight Sparkle has invaded your world.

'huh? Interesting. A brony?' thought the Chosen Undead, he wore the set of a Giant, except for a Mask of the Father. He was in the Kiln of The First Flame, fighting some of Gwyn's knights, they weren't posing a real challenge.

He was readying for the fight with Gwyn, which really wasn't a bossfight, this wasn't supposed to be hard, and won't be. The sad thing is that The Lord of Cinder is easy to parry, which is pathetic, and has a small amount of health, he grew old and fragile because of the prelonged keeping of all the flames across Lordran.

Chosen was supposed to either link the fires, or extinguish them all, so humanity could reign in the Age of Dark, with no Gods.

Heavy has invaded your world.

'huh? A TF2 fan invaded me, too? In such a short time these messages appeared.'

Then his vision was spammed

Scout has invaded your world. 'what'

Medic has invaded your world. 'the'

Soldier has invaded your world. 'fuck'

Demoman has invaded your world. "What"

Sniper has invaded your world. "the"

Pyro has invaded your world. "fuck"

Engineer has invaded your world. "WHAT"

Spy has invaded your world. "THE"

Solaire has invaded your world. "FUUUUUCK!"

"Did eleven people just invade my world?! Did Solaire invade my world!?" Shouted Chosen, panicking, he wasn't afraid a fight versus two Darkwraiths, but he WAS afraid of eleven Darkwraiths, which were cheaters!

"Wait! Solaire?! Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not even wearing Laturec's armor! Is it because of the ring? Oh fuck." He exclaimed, and thanks to all this shouting, attracted three knights.

Which were a kill with skill. Backstab one, parry the other and hack n' slash at the third.

Did I say that he has a Chaos Zweihander? Dayum.

"Let's hope they are good players."

"Because the daddy's here to wreck them." Next Chapter: Chapter 4: Boss Fight? More like the Domination! Estimated time remaining: 10 Minutes

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