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"Oh I hate tha witch!" Said a black, Scottish cyclop, the Demoman, he wore a black bandana, eyepatch over his left eye, a white blouse, and a black vest. He also had blue pants to knees.

"We go on dinner now?" asked a bald, big man in a Russian accent, the Heavy. "Because I am cooking toni-"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

"SHIT!, MY EARS!" shouted the Scout, he turned around the corner, from where the sound came and he froze. Literally. Twilight Sparkle frozen him...

"Good. Leetle pony frozen Scout! Heavy already likes you!" Said the Russian to the purple Alicorn while laughing.

" 'Eavy! You're scaring her! Let me show ya' how to do it!" Said a man with a Southern accent, he wore a hard hat, and goggles, he was the Engineer.

"Hey there little pony! Ma' friends call me Engie, what's your name?"

Silence.

"Can you talk?" he asked uncertain.

Silence.

"Lemme show ya how it's done, lad!" Shouted the Demolitions expert;

further scaring the not so tall princess, she wasn't short, like other ponies, she was almost as high as Cadence, her ex-foalsitter and a fellow princess, she ruled the recently saved Crystal Empire.

"Bloody wankers, move 'side." Snapped their sniper as he pushed through the crowd of men (one of which was already dead).

"Look, horsey, we will get information out of you, one way or 'nother!" Threatened the australian in his... australian accent.

POV OF YOU KNOW WHO

'HE IS THREATENING MEEEE!' thought Twilight.

she went in "Maniac Brainiac" mode, as Rainbow Dash liked to make fun out of her panic. She cast a spell as complicated as she could and closed her eyes.

BANG! WOOOOSH! BZZZZZT! Boom.

"Huh" said a voice, an unfamiliar one, he sounded as if ... if Twilight had to guess, if you put Celestia in an armor and someone changed her gender.

"Praise the Sun!" He shouted happily. Next Chapter: *Chapter 3: 11 Phantom Guys* FULL REWRITE! Estimated time remaining: 12 Minutes