(A/N:Mods if your reading this then I'm just gonna keep submitting it.)

So your asking yourselves ".....what?" Right about now am I right? Yeah I'm probably right. Okay...so here's a bit of backstory.

Confetti is this random dude from the human world which Pinkie ran into after she hijacked his story about a city mare falling in love with Pinkie. They have sex and the morning after she takes him to Equestria where random shenanigans ensue. After a little while Dyrilby was reborn back from the OC, a place of utter madness and ethereality that served as a reincarnation zone. He quickly made fast friends with party pony and served as his bass player for a little while, soon retiring to live out his life with Twilight Sparkle.

After the mane 6 and Confetti died, they all went to heaven. Dyrilby was pardoned thanks to his brave acts in another life.

This is the following tale.

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God sat on his throne watching the party ponies below. "Wow, just wow." He said sighing with a bourbon in his hands. "Hey big guy! How's it hanging?" Asked Confetti as he took a seat next to the giant being. "Fine just fine thank you, nice job with the place." He said spreading an arm across the whole 8 suns of heaven.

Suddenly  the two where interrupted by a certain fiery maned pegasus. "Confetti! Bad news dude! OC guards!" Shouted the albino pony from below the balcony.

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Dyrilby had been making out with the Twilight Sparkle on a couch in the general party mess of heaven. He felt a chill run down his spine. Something was wrong, breaking his kiss with Twilight he looked up to find two

Towering

Big

Red

Alicorns.

"Dyrilby Bass? You are here by the high queen of the OC. You have lived out your time allotted and therefore must return." Said one of the guards, his voice like thunder on a quiet night.

"LIKE HELL I WILL." He shouted as he bucked on in the face and took to flight, flying like never before he raced over to the amphitheater where he found Confetti.

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"Oh shit!" Said Confetti leaping out over the edge of the balcony, quickly being caught by Dryilby. "Aww man how did this happen?!?" Shouted the distressed pegasi as he flew fast, trying to avoid the guards now shooting fireballs at them. "How are we gonna get out of here?" He shouted to nopony in particular.

"I have an idea. It's pretty risky though." Said Confetti still dangling from Dyrilby's grasp. "It'll involve llamas, badgers, the internet, most likely zombies, a whole lot of booze, and Pinkie, oh and an author." He said rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Whatever! Just make it happen!" Shouted Dyrilby performing a barrel roll to dodge a set of nearby fireballs. Somewhere in the multiverse a giant rabbit just screamed "YES!"

They flew and flew until they reached a sun turned disco ball hanging in the air. "Pinkie! Got company! Get a move on! Plan 5!" Shouted Confetti cupping his hooves to his mouth, out of nowhere a pink mass sped out of nowhere and tackled Dyrilby and Confetti sending the airborne trio into a tailspin.

"Hold on lads! This'll get a bit rough!" She shouted as the came closer and closer to the ground.

Then

Nothing.

No impact, no nothing.

"Ugh, where are we?" Asked Dyrilby shaking his head. "Ponyville! Hey guys we're in Ponyville!" Shouted Confetti. Suddenly the trio heard a booming voice in the quiet.

So Pinkie was taking a stroll through Ponyville, intent on confessing her love to Rainbow Dash..... [etc.]

Pinkie, who was passed out a moment ago suddenly sprang to life. "I ain't gay! Not if I can help it!" She shouted punching a hole in the air, as soon as she did a hole appeared. "There it is!" She said grabbing the hole and pulling it apart with her hooves.

You all know what happened next. Next Chapter: 3 words: Combustible. F**ng. Lemons Estimated time remaining: 36 Minutes