(A/N: Strange tile but nice story)

So Pinkie was taking a stroll through Ponyville, intent on confessing her love to Rainbow Dash. Then she suddenly stopped.

Turned to the camera..wait camera? And;

GAH! WTF PINKIE????

YESSIREE DOODLE YA FUNKY TOASTER STRUDDEL!

that doesn't even make any sense! What the hell are you doing here?!?

Well I was going to just drop by and tell you that I'M NOT GAY YOU [yay]ING BRONIES!

[backs away from pink monstrosity]

HEY! I'm not a monster! I'm a lovable pink ball that will WRECK YOUR SHIT.

DAS FUK...anyway are you pinkie from my stories or-

Celestia dammit pinks what the hay? We're still running from the OC and- oh wait is that the author?

Okay so it's Pinkie and Confetti.

Yup! And do you know why?

??????!!!!???

[Pinkie and Confetti take deep breaths]

SCREW ALL THE LOGIC!

TROLL ALL THE INTERNET!

MIND BUCK ALL THE BRONIES AND PEGASISTAS READING THIS!

MESS UP ALL THE STORIS

EAT ALL THE DASH CAKES!

DRINK ALL THE BOOZE!

HAVE ALL THE SUGAR AND ALCOHOLIC RAMPAGE!

DID WE ALREADY SAY TROLL THE INTERNET?

YES WE DID!

GOOD! JUST CHECKING!

CONTINUE!

Okay so I get the gist of what your saying. Say isn't that Dyrilby's tale?

Nah, I'm actually here.

Dyrilby?!? How the hell are you here?

[sigh] I don't want to even begin.

[different voices]

"STOP! GET BACK IN THE OC! IT IS NOT YOUR TIME TO LEAVE YET!"

Shit! OC guards! We must snap to another fanfic!

Come with me if you want to live!

Why do I need to come with you?

Because OC guardians have the tendency to, oh I dunno KILL everypony and everyperson involved with the escapees.

Eh, let's do this.

[jumps into computer screen]

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Oww....my head...where are we?

[dark and dingy basement filled with party streamers and blood.]

Wait are we in- nah we couldn't be.

[flat haired Pinkie comes giggling out of the dark]

High! are you OC ponies? OH! I've never made an OC pony into cupcakes before but I guess I could try!

Eeyup...we are in cupcakes...aren't we?

Eeyup....we are so screwed aren't we?

Not nesicaarily. See, Pinkie hates cupcakes. Ergo, pink goddess of internet will probably wreck this little-

Wow there! We trying to keep this kid friendly!

[cracks neck and hooves.] IS COWARD KILLING TIME!!

What? Silly fillies! you can't escape!

Nah we're good. [pulls out popcorn]

HIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAA! [barrage of hooves]

[gurgles on the floor dying]

AND THAT IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FAUST DAMN CUPCAKES **ATCH!

[le Aperture Science portal appears]

That's Aperture right?

Yeah....i'm a little apprehensive about letting Pinkie use portals.

Hey! Better than letting her become that thing [points at dead 'cupcakes' pinkie.

...Point taken.

ALRIGHT TIMES UP AND LET'S DO THIS PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Ah goddamit Pinkie!

Quick! Follow her!

Alright i'm right on yer tail!

le all parties bail into blue portal

Oww....where are we?

Welcome my little ponies to the aperture science enrichment center!

Everypony turns to Pinkie.

....Least I got my chicken.....

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