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In all of these years the Crew was able to turn into ponies, Celestia takes it too far this time. The Crew now have a lot more on their hooves than before.

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Ponyville

"What did you do now Tia?" Luna looked very unhappy, and we were knocked out on the floor. I slowly started getting up, while holding up my groggy head. I looked down at my hand, but it wasn't there, instead I was an Alicorn. I tried changing back, but it wouldn't let me, I looked over to Celestia, and she was laughing her ass off.

"Can you change me back? I'm kind of missing my fingers here." I asked, she shook her head, and we were all like, WTF!

"I'm sorry about this. *giggle* It will only take a week for the spell I cast on you to wear off." She burst out laughing again, we were stuck as ponies man, fucking, PONIES. I don't mind staying like a pony for like a few hours or so, but a whole. Fucking. Week. I have to be stuck as one, I hope nopony tries to rape me or something. And of course my wishes won't be granted, again. I can't win, and we all have luck to blame.

"Well, again I'm very sorry for the mishap. I hope you all can go a week being a pony!" She teleported out of sight along with Princess Luna.

"Flugelhorn you Celestia, Flugelhorn you." I noticed something wrong with that sentence, I replaced the bad F word with a good F word?

"What the Shipping? Can I not cuss? Jhon, any idea what the Flugelhorn is going on?"

"Noodleberry put a non cursing spell on us, that's the shipping I don't like." Well, we're fucked, I at least can cuss in my narrative though.

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Vocabulary
Noodleberry = Nigga
Shipping = Shit
Flugelhorn = Fuck
Hot Sauce = Hell
Dinkleberg = Damn
Bing Bong = Bitch

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"Dinkleberg... What the flugelhorn are we gonna do now?" Kaptn asked, I shrugged and got up on all fours. Since I am going to be in this body for a while I mine as well get used to it. So, I decided to randomly trot around town, I figured that I don't use this body often, because I end up tripping on my own hooves. My solution is that I would trot around town and practice walking on all fours, and no matter how much I trip, I would pick myself up, literally, with the help of my kinesis. The next thing you know every mare in town was looking at me fail, but I don't know if that was the case.

"Ooh, look what we have here? If it isn't an Alicorn." I kept on trotting around town, and I think they had something on their minds that I didn't.

"Hey big guy, do you mind coming back to my place for a drink or two?" One of them asked, I chuckled. I went and got my electric guitar from the automatic shelf outside of my house. I think they were still following me, and I don't think they would give up without a fight.

"I'm sorry ladies, but I'm a married stallion."

"Oh don't worry, Polygamy and Polyamory is legal in Equestria, since the male population is so low." Oh shit. This is getting out of hand, or hoof in this case. I started to trot faster and faster into a gallop, until I was sprinting at full speed.

"Flugelhorn, flugelhorn, flugelhorn, shipping, shipping, shipping!" They didn't understand what I was saying, and I could see pink and or red hearts forming in their eyes. Love sickness, of course, that one disease that nopony is immune to.

"Flashbang go!" I commanded, and a stun grenade fell out of my pocket dispenser. I then sat down near the fountain in the park, next to my team.

"So, how's your day been?" Jhon asked, I think ponies were chasing after him too, because he was panting as hard as I was.

"Oh, just dandy, what about you Helena?"

"I've been fine, hanging out in the skies with Rainbow, she even taught me a few tricks!" Well, at least one of us was having fun, Helena would practically live as a pony, because she's a fan of the series back on Earth. A letter the poofed out of nowhere, I opened it up and it had the personal seal of Princess Celestia.

"Ahh, flugelhorn it, I'll read it tomorrow. I need to go to bed, because I'm tired of being chased, I already get chased enough by Pinkie Pie." I said, I stuffed the scroll in my backpack and I headed on home, playing my electric guitar while I walk. Here, I'll even let you listen to it. To my surprise, Jhon was playing the secondary electric guitar in the background.

"It's your flugelhorning Nightmare." I said, I still couldn't cuss. I have no idea how I was playing, I had it in my magical grip, Jhon was walking on his hind legs and playing with his hooves. Cartoon logic for ya, makes no damn sense, shame. I got in bed with Rainbow already sleeping, and I took out the letter from earlier.

Dear Drew,

It has come to my attention that there's been a disturbance in the magical force. I found out that your Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather has escaped from prison. He is also our Great Great Great Great Great great Great Great Great Uncle, but listen to me. He is evil, he has even more power than both Luna and I combined, and he was the one who plotted all the attacks from your nemesises nemesees nemesi enemies. I want you to inform the Elements of Harmony to come to Canterlot tomorrow afternoon for further details. I sent this to you instead of Spike because his tummy hurts, and I don't want to make him sicker than he already is.

Your Concerned Cousin, Princess Celestia

Well, I guess that I'm going too, because I'm not letting six civilians go into the Icy Mountain Range alone, and nopony is better suited for the job than my team and I. The thing I didn't understand is how or why my Great Grandfather to the Ninth Power was still alive, and why he's evil. Well, he is an Alicorn so it would make sense, they do live a long fucking time.

"I gotta get Twilight." I whispered to myself, I then jumped from bed and tried to get out without waking Rainbow up. I then galloped as fast as I could to Twilight's house, doing some faceplants along the way.

"Drew, what are you doing here? It's like 10 at night!" She looked cranky, but her mood instantly changed when I gave her that letter the princess sent me.

"Y-Your Grandfather? How is that possible?"

"That's what I want to know, I have no bucking clue." I shrugged, she then wrote to the princess and shut her door.

"You welcome..." I said. I then went back home, but I couldn't do that with crazy fan mares chasing me.

"Found you." She booped my nose, I hauled ass out of there and they were still hot on my tail, literally. You could say, she wants the D, but I ain't givin nopony any D anytime soon, or ever for that matter.

"Okay ladies, I think this is going too far, it's like 11 at night and I'm being chased. Flugelhorn it, I'm going to bed." I then walked away, and nopony followed me surprisingly.

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