Nightmares In Paradise
Chapter 6: Roommates
Previous Chapter Next ChapterPyro-Zi was watching, listening, analyzing the current situation. The ponies, the dragon, and the Wrestlers talked for quite a while. Sharing stories about Ponyville, the Elements of Harmony, and Equestria.
"So, how do ya'll know Team BLU?" Applejack asked curiously.
"Well," Freddie explained. "They are Humans, but they are from a different dimension that does NOT contain Earth. They are characters in a Video game. We have went to their World to walk in their shoes for a day, so to speak."
"You mean...." Twilight said. "Killing?" Everypony gasped.
"It's all in good fun." Austin said. "If we were Killers, we'd be in jail." Punk nodded.
"Well, what is your REAL job?" Twilight asked.
"WE'RE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS!" Zane and Nathan said, grinning widely.
"AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "Wrestling is one of my favorite Sports!"
"There is Wrestling here in Ponyville?" Punk asked, surprised.
"Oh yes." Twilight replied. "It is one of the main Attractions, in fact."
"No wonder you all look so sweaty and smelly...." Rarity sniffed.
"That's why we have real Names and Nicknames. The nickname is our persona." Punk answered Applejack's earlier question.
"That's mighty impressive." Applejack said. "I've always wanted ta be a rassler. It fits me."
"I just can't believe you all would want to be involved in such a BARBARIC sport!" Rarity said.
"It's not THAT bad." Punk replied. "It gave me THIS." He proudly displayed his Title once again.
"You won THAT by Wrestling?!" Rarity asked, her jaw dropped.
"Yup." Punk replied. "It's considered the top Title. Which makes ME, the best Wrestler in the Company I work for."
"Nevermind!" Rarity said quickly. "I no longer have use for that sweaty Belt!" She cringed. Punk rolled his eyes
"I'm the owner of the Wrestling company," Freddie said.
"Wow, you must be like, SUPER SUPER SUPERY DUPERY RICH!" Pinkie Pie said hopping.
"Yup." Freddie said proudly. "It's too bad I don't have much of my money here at the moment." Freddie pulled out all of the money he had, which was $10,000.
"What's that?" Rainbow Dash asked, curious.
"This is Money." Freddie said. "It's what we use to buy things."
"Ha!" Rainbow Dash laughed. "That'll get you nowhere here. We use bits as our money."
"Will I be able to exchange all of this for 10,000 bits?" Freddie asked. Hoping to get the answer he was looking for. Everypony just looked at him like he was an idiot.
"Are ya crazy, Freddie?" Applejack answered. "Ya can't just come in here and ask for bits. Ya need ta EARN em'!"
"Son of a bitch......" Freddie mumbled under his breath.
"I think I have a theory on why we were not turned into Ponies on our arrival." Said Nathan.
"And that would be.....?" Twilight asked, curiously.
"Well," Zane explained. "Since Team BLU is an a Video game, which uses Animation, and you girls are in a TV Show, which uses Animation, the combined molecular structure enhances the appearance of anyone from a non-human point of view. Since we are Humans, and are not used for Animation, we stay ponies because our molecular structure is far different based on our designs. The only side effect we had as a result of coming through that portal, was being turned Animated ourselves."
".......Do what now?" Applejack asked, more confused than Anyone.
"In other words...." Nathan said. "We aren't made of the same Material as you ponies, Team BLU was. If we were like you to begin with, we'd be Ponies the second we stepped through that portal.
"Thank the Oncerian ruler I am an alien, and not some underdeveloped video game character...." Pyro-Zi thought.
So the new friends talked some more. After awhile, Twilight took the tape off of Marcus' mouth. He didn't talk much, he was too busy pouting, but at least he didn't try anything stupid.
"How is magic in your World?" Twilight asked.
"Magic?" Punk said, shocked. "All we have is those fake-ass magicians who try to do something spectacular, but always fail."
"Although," Freddie said. "We do have a substance named Orpheus...." Freddie said.
"Orpheus?" All of the ponies said at the same Time.
"It's a drug." Freddie explained. "When someone dies, they are injected with Orpheus and brought back to life within minutes. We only give it to people who deserve it, though."
All the ponies were impressed. "That's incredible!" Twilight said with a big smile. "So basically, you're cheating Death?"
"Not everyone deserves to die, ya know." Austin said. The ponies nodded.
"Say," Pinkie said. "How'd you get that eye-patch? Was it a horrible pogo accident?!"
Austin laughed. "No. My nephew.....Poked me in the eye with a Pitchfork." Austin said shamefully.
"Why would he do that? He's not a very nice nephew!" Pinkie said.
"It was during a wrestling Match. And yeah, he did it on PURPOSE!" Austin scowled.
"It was an accident, man." Freddie said. "And you know it was."
"No it wasn't. He is out to get me!" Austin said, looking around to make sure Jeff Ross wasn't anywhere around them.
"Ze thinks you look most stupid with that Eyepatch." Nova smirked.
"Does he ALWAYS state the obvious?" Rarity asked.
"Do you ALWAYS talk in that fake British Accent?" Punk replied with a sly smile.
"This accent is not FAKE." Rarity scoffed. "I will have you know, I have been talking like this since I was a little filly."
"If you say so...." Punk replied.
"If you wish to make fun of the way I talk..." Rarity began. "Then I will just have to make fun of your appearance. That beard makes you look like a hobo!" Everyone gasped
"You're just jealous that you don't have one." Punk said with a smirk.
"I do NOT wish to look like a male!" Rarity yelled.
"I thought you already were a Male!" Punk said boldly.
Rarity was starting to get frustrated. Her face was beaming redder by the moment.
"Go ahead, Punk." Marcus egged him on. "Kick her white Ass!"
"I don't beat women, let alone Ponies." Punk retorted. "You tail puller."
"So," Twilight said. "You don't hit mares, but you do in fact make fun of them?"
"I'm just kidding." Punk replied. "We aren't as nice as Team BLU, you guys. I AM going to spout out some insulting things sometimes, but I don't mean it. It's just my nature." Punk shrugged. "I'm.....Sorry, Rarity." He didn't say that too often, but he still didn't mean it, he only said it so a War of Words wouldn't blow up in his Face. From what Rarity had told the gang, which was about a 50 minute blab fest ONLY about herself, Punk thought she seemed like a total Snob. And CM Punk HATED snobs.
"Well....At least you apologized...." Rarity smiled. "But please, don't be so rude."
"You just need to lighten up a Bit." Punk said.
"How?" Rarity asked.
"Well for one," Punk began. "Get your white ass off of that pillow, and sit on the grass like normal People."
"I....." Rarity began. "Don't.....Want to get all dirty." Punk facepalmed.
"You CAN'T be serious." Punk said, starting to get mad. "You can always take a shower afterwards!"
"That is not the point" Rarity replied. "Dirtiness is next to, well, YOU."
"I'm not dirty, woman." Punk replied, disgusted. "And if I am, I am SOOOOOO SORRRRRYYY to insult the germ Police."
"You people need to calm down." Marcus said, smirking. "Be more....Like moi." Freddie snickered.
"Go pull some tails, Sims." Freddie replied.
"THAT WAS 40 MINUTES AGO!" Sims yelled.
"How about.....We all just TRY to get along?" Twilight suggested. "I know on your Planet, we are probably near the bottom of the food Chain. But in Equestria, we ARE the TOP of it. And we do NOT want to be disrespected." Twilight gave Punk and Sims stern looks.
"Are we being good, Twilight?" Nathan and Zane asked.
"The only two of you we seem to be having a problem with are Phillip and Marcus." Punk gulped, and Sims just waved it off.
"We are extremely sorry, girls." Zane said.
"Yes," Nathan began. "They will no longer be of a nuisance to you."
"My mouth is my own greatest Enemy sometimes." Punk said. "I'll be good. Once again, Sorry Rarity."
"Quite alright." Rarity smirked. "Just, PLEASE, do not try to change a ladies ways." Punk nodded.
"WELL?" Twilight said, looking at Sims. "Are we clear that there will be no more Tail pulling, or Arguing?"
All Sims did was rest his arms behind the back of his neck. "Ehhhhhh, can't promise anything." With that, Ryback stood right over Sims' chest. Sims' eyes grew wide.
"Just apologize, Sims..." Nova suggested. "These ponies are cool with the rest of us. So just swallow your damn pride before Ryback eats you."
Ryback glared at Nova, he had no intention to EAT him, just kill him. There is a strict difference.
"Fine....." Sims finally said. "I'm sorry, Pinkie Pie......"
"YAY!" Pinkie yelled. "Now, we're all BEST FRIENDS!" Pinkie hopped over to Marcus and hugged him tightly.
"I will MURDER Pyro-Zi when I find him......" Sims thought.
Zane and Nathan respectfully tried to kiss the hooves of the ponies, all of which except Rarity declined.
"We are NOT the princess, guys....." Rainbow Dash said. Getting sick and tired of all of this stupid Affection.
"You are more important to us then the Princess." Nathan and Zane smiled wickedly. The ponies just stared at them. Spike hoped they wouldn't try to kiss him like that.
Applejack quickly changed the subject. "Do ya'll have a place to stay?"
"I will dedicate my time here to become a Mole-Man," Sims said. "I will live underground, where no one can bother me."
"Awwwww," Pinkie said. "We can't let you do THAT!" She giggled. "You can stay at Sugarcube corner with MEEEEE!"
"Uh, no....." Sims said quickly. "There's no need for me-"
Then, Pinkie got up in his face. "PLLLLLEEEAASSSEEE? We can have LOTS of fun together!"
"Uuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....." Sims groaned ever so loudly. "FINE."
"YAAAAAAYYYYYY!" Pinkie started hopping in a circle around Sims. "You're my new best Friend, Marky!"
"DON'T call me Marky..." He cringed.
"Too late already did!" Pinkie giggled while Sims grred.
"Austin?" Twilight said. "Would you like to stay with me and Spike for a while at the library?"
"That'd be very nice." Austin said, nodding.
"My basket's off limits." Spike said, glaring at Austin.
"I'm pretty sure he won't be able to fit in your basket, Spike." Twilight playfully rolled her eyes.
"Rarity?" Nathan and Zane asked the pretty pony.
"Yes, boys?" Rarity smiled at the little creeps.
"May we accompany your acquaintance at Carousel Boutique for a while?" Nathan asked, Zane nodded.
"Why," Rarity began. "Of course!" Zane and Nathan smiled larger than ever before. Rarity would play her fans for all they were worth.
"Ummm, Ryback?" Fluttershy quietly asked the big guy. "I...Have an extra room at my quiet, peaceful Cottage. Would you.....Like to live there for awhile?" The big guy seemed to like peace and quiet, and Fluttershy knew her cottage would be the best Place for him.
Ryback smiled, and nodded. Fluttershy smiled too. She just hoped the animals would take a liking to him like she seemed too.
"Me and the Apple Famleh could use some help at Sweet Apple acres." Applejack said, throwing out the question. "Whose up for sum hard work?"
"Me and the Boys are anything but out!" Freddie replied, smiling. "I wanna prove myself as a hard worker around here."
"Good ta know." Applejack said. "But, are ya sure yur boys are up ta the challenge?"
"We can do anything!" Damian said, smirking.
"Yeah! We're awesome!" Kit said boasting.
"I like trains." Was all Tate could say. Applejack giggled.
"I'm sure ya'll will be a big help!" She said. The boys nodded.
"I'm up for some work, too, Miss." Said Punk, smirking.
"Wow, Applebuck Season will be a piece of cake with all ya'll around!" Applejack was ecstatic about all the helpers she had gotten today.
"So," Rainbow Dash said, gesturing to Nova and Ze. "I guess that leaves you two. You cool, right?"
"We're cooler than a cucumber's cunt!" Nova said. Rainbow Dash laughed uproariously.
"Oh yeah! You guys are cool!" She said with Tears in her eyes.
"Ze does not see what is so fun-" Ze tried to talk, but Nova quickly elbowed him in the gut.
"Shut up, man." He whispered, "We've got her in the palm of our hand!" Ze chuckled at how Nova wanted to get this Pony in bed. He figured he was probably just trolling.
"Okay." Twilight said. "We now have our living arrangements filled. But, we have ONE more question..."
"Shoot." Austin said.
"How did you all get here?" She asked.
Pyro-Zi gulped from afar.
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