"Well...." Austin explained. "Back on Earth, just like you ponies had to defeat the likes of Discord and Nightmare Moon, we sometimes have a bit of a Problem, in a man named Emperor Pyro-Zi"

"Oooohhh....." Pinkie said. "He sounds evil!"

"He is...." Austin continued. "His goal is to take over Earth. Because you see, he did not originally live on Earth. He lived on a Planet, far far away, called Planet Onceria. He is a very smart Alien, and has created many devices, most of which could leave to the end of civilization as We know it." The ponies started gulping, Rainbow Dash didn't seem impressed, though.

"Yes, I AM pretty good, aren't I?" Pyro-Zi thought.

"One invention he created," Austin continued. "Is called the Dimensionomicon. It teleported all of us from Earth....To here. How his technology is advanced enough to do that, I don't know. The device was too strong for him to handle, though. And he was teleported here along with us."

"Where is this 'Pyro-Zi' now?" Twilight asked. He seemed dangerous enough, if he got into Ponyville, it might be hard to stop Him.

"Well," Punk said. "As soon as we landed in this field here, I saw him. A few seconds later....He was gone."

Pyro-Zi smirked. He loved how these puny Humans feared him so. He would make sure these ponies felt the same Way.

"He can't be THAT hard to beat." Rainbow Dash said, unimpressed with the Alien's accolades.

"Don't say that, Dash." Freddie warned. "Honestly, you can't underestimate this Man. He is bad to the bone!"

"What does this lil' guy look like?" Applejack asked. Just then, Zane printed out a picture of Pyro-Zi off of his laptop.

'Here ya go" Nathan said. handing the picture to Applejack.

Rarity gasped when she saw the Alien. "He has a FANTASTIC taste in skin color!" Punk rolled his eyes again.

"Is the color purple the Father of your child, or something?" Marcus snickered.

Rarity glared. "It is my favorite color."

"Hey," Punk said. "Shut your mouth, MAARRRKKYYYY." Marcus scowled. DAMN that Pink piece of crap.

"Don't start...." Marcus grumbled.

"Marky!" Pinkie said. "Your nickname is AWESOME! Don't be all saddy wad wad about it!" She giggled.

"Were you dropped on your head the second you came out of your mother's pussy hole?" Marcus asked without hesitation. "Just wondering..."

"Actually," Pinkie began. "It was a minute after, not a second after. Thank you very much, MARKY!" Sims' eyes grew wide. He would soon have to LIVE with this-this-THING....

"Okay." Twilight said. "We'll be on the lookout for Emperor Pyro-Zi"

"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash enthusiastically. "And once we find them, we'll kick them up into the clouds!"

"WHOA." Nova said, just now figuring something out. "Dash. You're a pegasus. So, that means you live in the clouds, right?"

"Oh yeah!" Dash said, remembering. "That means you two can't come up there with me unless you're both Pegasus, too."

"Ze will just have to stick his head in the ground like an Ostrich, then." Ze said.

"I can fix that!" Twilight said. "I have a spell that can turn you ALL into ponies!" Everyone else seemed to like the idea, except Sims, who groaned so damn loud.

"I don't wanna be a damn Pony!" Sims screamed.

"And just WHAT is your problem with Ponehs, Sims?" Applejack asked, glaring at Marcus.

"I....." Marcus didn't want to answer THIS. ANYTHING but this.... "I've...Had some bad experiences with Ponies.....Please don't make me talk about it...." Sims looked at the ground sadly.

"Oh...." Applejack said thoughtfully. "Ah-Ah didn't know...."

Sims sighed. "I guess......I can take being a Pony for a while...." He sniffled.

"First," Twilight began. "We really should assemble a meeting today by Town Hall. It's only 9:30 in the morning, and I'm sure the rest of Ponyville would be glad to meet you all."

"We're in." Freddie agreed, speaking on behalf of everyone else. "Call the Mayor. Mayor.....What's the Mayor's name? Zane, Nathan?"

"MAYOR MARE!" Zane and Nathan yelled at the same Time, smirking at their knowledge of their favorite Show.

"Wow," Freddie said, not surprised at the name Lauren Faust had given the Mayor. He knew it was a children's TV Show, though, so he would let it Slide. "Okay, then. Call Mayor Mare!"

"Will do." Twilight said, nodding. "Rainbow Dash, go to Town Hall, and ask the Mayor to let all the other citizens know that a meeting will be starting soon."

"Got it!" Rainbow Dash said, quickly flying off.

"We will soon also have to introduce you guys to Princess Celestia, too." Twilight put forth the idea.

"As long as Princess Luna is there," Nathan said, "We're in!" Zane nodded.

"Out of 10, how understandable would you say the Princess is?" Austin asked.

"Twenty...." Twilight confidently said.

"Then we've got nothing left to lose!" Punk said, smiling. "Sure. We'll meet your majesty."

"Ah would like to suggest somethin', though," Applejack said. "Keep Marky on a leash. Her majesteh will not take kindleh to being gutter-mouth talked."

"Good idea." Freddie said. "Just keep your mouth shut the Whole time, MARKY!" Freddie snickered.

"Shut your ass up, and you've got a deal." Marcus scowled.

"I'll think about it...." Freddie replied, smirking. Marcus growled.

Pinkie laughed. "You guys are SOOO FUNNY! I can't wait to hang out with you all!"

"Neither can WE, Pinkie." Zane said.

"Yeah, we can make some CUPCAKES together." Nathan said with a wink.

"Ummm..." Pinkie said, remembering her nightmare once again. "We'll-We'll see..." She said hesitantly.

"We have a story we'd like you to read, Pinkie." Zane said with a sly smile on his face.

"A story?" Pinkie said, once again getting her Happiness back. "Is it about me?" Zane and Nathan nodded. "OKAY!" Pinkie went over to the computer, and started reading the story Zane had searched nearly seconds before.

Freddie quirked an eyebrow. "What are you creeps planning?" He whispered to Nathan.

"You'll see...." Nathan said with a chuckle.

"Cupcakes," Pinkie read. "By Sergeant Sprinkles. I like his name!" She giggled.

"Trust us," Zane said. "You'll like the story, too!" Nathan nodded.

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Equestria....

Town Hall....

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Rainbow Dash was at the Town Hall in a jiffy. She opened up the large double Doors to go inside, and was met instantly with The Mayor's secretary, Crooked Glasses.

"Ah," Crooked said. "Rainbow Dash! What can I do for you?"

"I need to speak to the Mayor. It's really important." Dash answered.

"Well, most ponies would need to schedule an appointment in order to talk to the Mayor," Crooked said. Rainbow sighed. "BUT....The Mayor is always welcome to see any Element of Harmony right away!" Rainbow Dash smirked.

"I knew being the Element of Loyalty had it's perks!" Rainbow Dash thought.

Then, Crooked buzzed into the Mayor. "Mrs. Mare? Rainbow Dash is here to see you."

"Send her in, Crooked."

"Yes, Ma'am." She then took her hoof off of the intercom buzzer. "The Mayor will see you now." She smiled.

"Thanks!" Rainbow replied. With that, she went into the Mayor's office.

"Rainbow Dash!" Mayor said excitedly. "So good to see you! What can I do for you?"

"Hiya, Mayor" Rainbow said with a smile. "Did you hear that noise a while ago?"

"Oh, yes! It ruptured my train of Thought. Surely it must be Team BLU, returning back to Ponyville." Mayor said.

"Weeeeelllll, not exactly..." Rainbow said with a nervous smile.

"Then, what was it?" Mayor asked.

"That's why I came here." Rainbow said. "We wanted to know if you could gather all of Ponyville's citizens together for a Meeting."

"Of course! I assume everything will be explained at the Meeting?" Mayor asked.

"That's the plan." Rainbow answered, nodding.

"Alright then..." Mayor said. And with that, she said into the Town loudspeaker, "Citizens, of Ponyville, you must all gather at the Town Hall immediately. A meeting will be Beginning shortly....Thank you."

"Thanks, Mayor!" She waved goodbye to the Mayor, and on her way out, she waved goodbye to Crooked Glasses. And she was off after that.

Back at the Field....

Pinkie Pie screamed, VERY loudly. Her usually curly, poofy Mane, had now been reduced to her Old-School long hair. She quickly closed the Monitor on Zane's laptop and ran off. Zane and Nathan looked at Pinkie confusingly, they didn't expect her to be THAT creeped out of the story.

"Good going, Zane!" Yelled Nathan. "Now she's upset!"

"I-I didn't know she'd take it that Badly!" Zane said, not meaning for this to have happened.

"What in tarnation did you fools Do?!" Applejack yelled at Zane and Nathan.

"WE DON'T KNOW!" Zane and Nathan said at the same Time.

"We just told her to Read a Story, that's ALL!" Nathan said.

Applejack started to read the Story too. After a while, she gasped, and put a Hoof to her mouth.

"What is it?" Fluttershy asked.

"That......" Applejack began. "Was the EXACT same Nightmare Pinkie had a while ago!"

"She killed Rainbow Dash and made her body Parts into cupcakes?!" Nathan asked, mortified.

"Yup." Applejack said, sighing. "She told me the whole Nightmare, evereh detail, evereh nook and Cranny. And this here storeh is the exact same Thing!"

"How-HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!" Zane asked.

"Well," Austin said. "It could be the case of the text Being mightier than the Mental Capacity. When something as horrible as that story was written, it must've somehow hopped dimensions and landed into Pinkie's brain."

"But HOW?!?!" Zane and Nathan asked.

"Not sure." Austin answered. "But it's the only logical Explanation that makes Sense."

"Hmmmm...." Pyro-Zi thought. "Austin is much more intelligent then I give him credit for. When I have a plan, I'll have to make sure he is the first to Die!"

"PINKIE!" Nathan and Zane yelled. "COME BACK-WE'RE SORRY!" Ryback also went off to help look.

"Wow..." Marcus said. "I thought I'd be the first One to make her cry."

"You aren't helping, MARKY." Nova teased. Ze chuckled.

"I thought we established that you suckers would SHUT UP about that....." Sims said angrily.

"Ze believes that we were pulling Your chain." Ze said. Sims groaned.

Meanwhile

Apparently, Pinkie Pie was so sad, she couldn't run fast Enough. Because Zane, Nathan and Ryback quickly caught up to her.

"WAIT! PINKIE!" Zane yelled, this caused the Pink pony to stop all-together.

"Y-yeah...?" Pinkie said, sniffling.

"We are SOOOOO sorry!" Nathan said. "Applejack told us about the Nightmare. We had NO IDEA that the story we were showing you was the actual Nightmare!"

"But..." Pinkie said. "How can this Author from another Dimension, write a story about my Nightmare? He doesn't live here! He doesn't know what makes me tick!"

"We think," Zane said. "That the story was so horrible, that it somehow connected with your mind from Earth."

"How in the hell does that Work!?" Pinkie yelled. "None of this makes any sense!"

"We know, Pinkie." Zane said, comforting her. "But if we knew that Story was actually your Nightmare, we would've never showed it to you!"

"Can you ever forgive Us?" Nathan asked sincerely.

Ryback picked up the cute pony, and gave Her the biggest Hug he had ever given. That did the trick. Slowly, but surely, Pinkie Pie smiled again, and her long hair had been reformed to the hairstyle Zane and Nathan had grown to love.

"Of course I can, you guys!" Pinkie said, earning "THEW'S" from Zane and Nathan. "You're my friends now!" Zane and Nathan got in on Ryback's hug on Pinkie, with immediately made Ryback back off. After all, he wanted to hug Ponies, not Fags.

"Now," Pinkie began. "How can you guy's READ that story?! It's so sad....."

"We didn't think it was Sad before." Zane said. "But now that we know what it's actually caused....."

Nathan finished Zane's sentence. ".....WE HOPE THAT SERGEANT SPRINKLES BURNS IN HELL."

Pinkie giggled. "Ya know what? ME TOO! Comeon, let's get going. We've got a meeting to go to!"

With that, the four friends walked off towards the Meeting. But Pinkie still couldn't help but think of her Nightmare, which was apparently, the work of some sick bastard, who gets his Jollies writing stories scary enough to spring herself into a Mental Breakdown at any Time.

A few Minutes Later.....

Town Hall.....

Every living, breathing Citizen of Ponyville had arrived at the Town Hall within minutes. They knew that their Mayor didn't fool around, and when she called a Meeting, it usually meant something of catastrophic Importance had come About.

"Good day, Citizens of Ponyville." Mayor announced. "I am sorry to schedule this Meeting on such short Notice, but there is something that the Elements of Harmony have learned of just a while ago. The floor is yours, Twilight."

"Are you sure you're Okay, darling?" Rarity whispered to Pinkie.

"Yup!" Pinkie giggled. "I am as okay as okay can be!" Rarity highly doubted that, and her doubts were correct. Pinkie was feeling like absolute CRAP right now. She had to relive her nightmare once again...At least it was in the form of Text, this time.

"Thank you, Mayor" Twilight said. "Citizens of Ponyville....It is of great pleasure, that I announce to you, that the noise you all experienced earlier this Morning, was not a new Villain." Everypony sighed in relief. They didn't want to have to deal with another Discord. "In fact..." Twilight continued. "It was a group, of new HEROES!" Everypony cheered. They doubted they were as good as Team BLU, but they were still happy to know that they were good.

With that, the Curtains opened up, and Austin, Punk, Freddie, Ryback, Marcus, Ze, Nova, Zane, Nathan, Damian, Kit, and Tate were revealed to the Audience. Many gasps were heard, and whispers, ponies asking eachother "What are they?"

"These men....And children...." Twilight continued. Damian, Kit, and Tate waved. "Have come here, from Earth. They.....Are humans." Twilight said the last sentence with a smile. Immediately, the crowd started whooping and Hollering. "Therefore, this, is a great Day......Ponvyille is the first town in Equestria, to ever inhabit, a real life, Human being, and now, we have more visitors from where they come from!" More cheers and applause are heard. Nova started flexing his lack of muscles.

"But," Twilight continued. "With good news, there is always some bad News." Some citizens started to get worried looks on their faces. "I will allow this man, to explain the current situation..." With that, Austin went up to the podium.

"Hello, Ponyville." Austin said, putting his arm's behind his Back. "We are very happy to Be here." Everyone cheered. "I know what you must be thinking. Who are we? And why do we look so weird? Well, we, are humans, from the planet Earth. And this is what all Humans look like. It's just natural. How we were sent here, is not TOO hard to explain. Well, let me first tell you, our job Occupation. on Earth, we, are Professional Wrestlers." Many of the citizens started cheering, especially the Men. "Thank you," Austin continued, smiling. "In the company we work for, though, there is a man, an EVIL man, capable of World Domination." Some people gulped in fear. "Originally, he did not live on our Planet. He is an Alien, who lives far out in the Galaxy, on a Planet called Onceria. Basically, he's evil Alien all day, but also works as a Wrestler at night..." Some people laughed. "He is EXTREMELY smart, he has many Inventions known to his name. One of which, is called The Dimensionomicon."

"What it does, is simple. It sends people to different Dimensions. Why it sent us to this one? I don't know. I'm not even sure if the creator of the Invention knows. All I know is, this man did not know the Power of his own Creations, because inevitably, his own Device sent him here, along with us. Along with this device, this man, has many other Inventions, most of which could be a disaster to Equestria. This man.....Is fearfully known in the Wrestling locker-room, and around our Galaxy...." Then, Austin hit a button on the podium, unraveling a large Picture of Pyro-Zi, visible to the whole audience. "As Emperor....Pyro-Zi." The audience gasped.

"Yes," Austin continued. "He sure is ugly, isn't He?" Everyone laughed, even though they shouldn't have. Because very close to the stage, Emperor Pyro-Zi was silently growling in cloaked form. "Now.....Ross will DEFINITELY die first!" Pyro-Zi thought.

"Be on the look out, for this Dangerous man. If you see him, IMMEDIATELY talk to any of the Elements of Harmony," Austin gestured to the 6 most important ponies in all of Equestria, well, besides the princesses, of course. "They will spring into action as quick as Possible. Now, we don't know if the Elements of Harmony will be able to defeat Pyro-Zi by themselves." Rainbow Dash nodded yes, signaling that she thought they would be able to. "I've heard much about them, but I won't be able to tell until the Battle begins. Also, take note, that quite Soon, Team BLU will be back here in Ponyville." Everyone cheered. "They will be a big help in the Battle against Emperor Pyro-Zi. But, if we are able to find Pyro-Zi before BLU gets here, we will have to do what we can until they arrive. Or, if the Elements of Harmony ARE strong enough to defeat him by themselves, that's fantastic, too. I would like to apologize to you all. I wish we could've atleast been sent here without Pyro-Zi, but alas, it's never that easy, is It? Oh, pardon me. We really should introduce ourselves! My name, is Austin Ross." Austin walked off of the podium, and Freddie walked up to it.

"My name, is Freddie Hediger. And, I know this may sound stupid. But, does ANYBODY know where I can get 10,000 bits?" Freddie asked, hoping he wouldn't get made fun of. Someone who had LOTS of bits walked up onto the Stage. Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich.

"I have 10,000 bits Mr. Hediger, it's chump change for me!" Filthy exclaimed, Freddie beamed with happiness. "What exactly do you need it for?"

"Well," Freddie explained. "On Earth, I have quite a bit of Money too." Freddie said. "But, I have learned, that my 10,000 in earth Money will serve me no use here. I earned this Money, and I believe I am entitled to get the same Amount I have in bits." Freddie then asked the crowd, "DON'T YOU ALL AGREE?!" They all cheered, supporting this fool who they knew nothing about. Shows how smart they Are.

"Well," Filthy replied. "What are you willing to trade in exchange for 10,000 bits?"

"How about my 10,000 in earth Money?" Freddie said nervously. "It's literally, out of this world Currency. You would be the only one with something like it in Ponyville."

Filthy thought about it for a moment. "Fine.....It seems I have run out of Coal. So I need SOMETHING to fuel my giant Fireplace." Freddie was disgusted, only Bums used Money for that! "Oh, Butt Ler! Oh, BUTT LER!" Filthy called. Suddenly, a random White colt in a butler's Uniform ran up on Stage.

"Yes, sir?" Butt Ler asked.

"Make yourself useful, and Bring me one of my Many bags of 10,000 bits." He ordered.

"Right away, sir." With that, Butt Ler ran off, putting his 1 bit a Month job to good Use. A moment, later, he returned with a seemingly LARGE bag of Bits.

Freddie gasped as Butt Ler gave the Bag to Filthy, who in turn gave the bag to Freddie in exchange for the $10,000. Freddie looked at the bag, with his eyes bugged out beyond Belief. He looked inside, apparently, Equestria used the same gold Earth did. Freddie could wait until he got back to Earth, and sell all of this Gold and become close to being a TRILLIONAIRE! He didn't have much more to think About, though, and he fainted on the wooden Floor soon after.

"Hmph." Filthy said, walking off the stage, counting the Earth money he now Possessed. Ryback just gingerly carried Freddie off of the stage, and sat him down gently in a Wagon.

"He'll be fine, don't worry." Punk said, this made the Audience seem to calm Down. "HI! My name, is Phil Brooks. But, my Wrestling name, is CM Punk. So please, call me that." Punk walked off the podium, and Nova stepped up.

"HI DUR. HURR HURR. MAH NAME IS NOVVVVVAAAAA. AND I LIKE BUTT-SAUCE." Everyone just stared at the young Outsider, and then started to laugh uproariously."HURRRRR HURRRRR. THANKS FA LAUGHING AT MEH. I WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU ALL." With that, he stepped off of the podium, the laughing had stopped Now. Everyone just looked at him creepily. They would all be locking their doors tonight. Ze stepped up.

"Ze's real name is Stephen Viking, but you will call Ze....Ze. Also, Nova licks doorknobs." Nova kicked Ze in the nuts, which caused an abrupt end to Ze's fantastic speech. Many laughed as Ze groaned in pain. Nathan now stepped up.

"I LOVE YOU ALL!" He then walked off, everyone looked oddly at Nathan.

"Oh," Austin said. "We forgot to mention one thing. Where we are from, you all are quite Famous. So congratulations." Everyone cheered loudly. "YEEEEAAAHH!!!!! I'M FAMOUS!!!!!" Screamed Horsepower. Zane now walked up.

"I am going to love and Tolerate....THE CRAP OUT OF ALL OF YOU. Especially Derpy." He walked off now, as well. This time, everypony cheered. Though these humans seemed a bit too weird for their tastes, they still appreciated the fact that they were important to them. Derpy was so happy, her eyes did 360 degree turns. Kit, Tate, and Damian stepped up.

"Hey, we're Freddie's sons." Damian said. The crowd awed.

"And...We still don't trust all you Ponies." Kit said. He gave them all the side eye.

"I......Like Cars." Was all Tate said. Everyone just clapped awkwardly.

"YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" Horsepower screamed. "I LIKE CARS TOO!!!!!!!! I don't know what they are....But I bet they RUUULLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

"And that big guy over there," Punk said, gesturing to Ryback. "Is Ryback. He eats 7 square meals a Day." Ryback angrily nodded no at Punk, it was only 6. He then waved to the crowd. Finally, Marcus was the last to step Up.

"I...." Marcus started. "Am Oliver Clothesoff. I will kill all of you fools in your sleep." Everyone in the Audience gulped, they had another Killer in town it seemed.

Ryback stepped up to Sims, and threw him straight off the Stage, to where he landed on his ass. He groaned in pain, as Punk stepped up to the mic again.

"Don't listen to him, folks...." Punk said, almost like a warning. "His name is Marcus Sims, you are free to harm him physically whenever you please." Everyone laughed. Ponyville had seemed to take a liking to these strange characters after such a Short time. Nova, Ze, and Sims they were unsure of. But they just figured they had no Brains, which they were right about.

"We'll say it again," Punk continued. "We will be here for a while, so please. Don't be afraid to talk to us, us Humans like to talk, believe it or not. And if we offend you in any way, please.....HURT us. Especially the jackass on the floor over there." Punk said, gesturing to Sims, who could do nothing but flip Punk off. "Ohhhh....Fiesty!" Punk said. Everyone laughed. "Once again, thank you all for allowing us to stay here without any backlash. We will see you all aro-"

Before Punk could finished.....He vanished. Not only him, but Ryback, Freddie, Austin, Marcus, Ze, Nova, Nathan, Zane, Damian, Kit, Tate, Twilight, Spike, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack had vanished as well. All the citizens scratched their heads with their hooves in confusion, wondering where everyone had gone.

"That's strange.....Where did they go?" Pyro-Zi thought.

One teleportation later.....

The answer was simple. Right in front of the 18, were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Both princesses were smiling at Twilight and her friends, but were sharing curious looks at the 12 humans

"Hello, everypony." Princess Celestia opened up the conversation. "We've been expecting you...."

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