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Equestria....

Random fucking Field....

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In the middle of a field, deep on the outskirts of Ponyville, laid nine grown men, three children, and one diabolical alien. Unlike Team BLU, the WWE Superstars were in their human form. They had hands, not hooves, and unlike all Ponies (except for special occasions), they were wearing their Wrestling Attire. Except for Freddie's kids, who were wearing clothes 10 year old's wear.

"Ugh....." groaned Nova. "Where in an Ostrich's ass are we?!"

"Looks like some kind of random field...." answered Zane.

"It kind of looks familiar for some odd reason...." said Nathan. Really racking his brain on where he had seen this field before.

"Ze thinks we are in a different dimension!" everyone glared at him for saying what they already knew.

"Boy...." grumbled Marcus. "Just what in the FUCK makes ya think that?!"

"Calm down, Mark...." said Austin, trying to get Sims' blood pressure back to normal. "We obviously aren't on Earth anymore." Austin started looking around this new world. It looked like they were in a world where Animation ruled the roost.

"Holy shit!" exclaimed Freddie. "We're-we're ANIMATED!" Everyone gasped, and looked at themselves. Freddie was right, instead of their usual 5 fingers, they had the Animation minimum of 4 fingers.

"DAMN THAT STUPID ALIEN!" Yelled the WWE Champion. "Because of him and his stupid machines, we're in god knows where, and we only have 4 fingers!"

"Hey," said Freddie. "Atleast you've still got your belt." Punk looked down, the WWE Title was laying on the ground. He picked it up, and put it over his shoulder.

"And we've got our computer!" Zane and Nathan simultaneously yelled.

"I wonder how it feels to jack off while Animated...." Nova said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully with his index finger.

"Ze would like to test this theory, as well!"

And with that, Zane went to Pornhub, and him, Ze, Nathan and Nova started jacking off.

"HEY!" yelled Sims. "TAKE THAT OUTSIDE!" He felt stupid for saying that, they already WERE outside.

"Where the hell do you think we are?" argued Nathan. "Man, this DOES feel good to do....."

"AWWW YEAH!" Nova said joyfully. "RAPE DAT ASS! RAPE DAT AZZ!"

"I am surrounded by pawns...." thought Austin.

"Hey guys," said Freddie. "Why not put the porn away, and let's kick Pyro-Zi's ass!" To that, everyone cheered. Ryback just nodded. Upset he had been thrown into this situation. He was ready to squeeze that purple bastard's face like a vice.

"Not so fast, bro..." explained Punk. "He's gone!" everyone cursed out loud.

"He couldn't have gone too far..." said Austin.

"Who cares" said Marcus without a pause. He lied down into the field. The grass was surprisingly comfortable. "We finally have some peace.....We aren't crammed into a tiny locker room anymore. Now, we have a whole open field!" Everyone though about it for a moment, and nodded. They we're finally happy to be away from their sometimes annoying job.

"Yeah, it ain't so bad!" said Freddie. "I'm finally away from my stupid nephew!"

"You and me both, brother." said Austin, nodding. Freddie and Austin fistbumped.

"But hey," said Punk. "You're the Chairman, man. Whose gonna run things while you're gone? You don't know how long we're gonna be here."

Freddie though about it for a moment. He had a lot of responsibility running the day to day operations of the WWE, but he needed a break. "Whoever it is....Good luck to them!" Punk laughed.

Ryback paced around. He didn't care what they said. He enjoyed being the only undefeated Wrestler on the WWE Roster. A day without squashing someone, just isn't a day at all for him.

"Hey, bigman." said Freddie. "Chillax. We surely won't be here too long." To that, Ryback nodded, and sat down in the soft grass.

"How is this grass so soft?!" said Marcus. "It's unbelievable!"

"Ze wonders if such grass is edible..." With that, Ze took a chomp out of the grass, but he immediately spit it out.

"Well?" asked Punk. "Does it taste like your mom's vagina?"

"Ze would not know what that tastes like..." Punk chuckled at that lie. "But Ze's diagnosis? It tastes like my cat's Vagina....."

"Cool!" said Punk. "You even gave detail!" Ze rolled his eyes at this.

As all of this commotion was going on, no one seemed to notice where Freddie's kids had ran off to.

"Wait a minute...." said Freddie. "Where's my fucking kids?!"

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Meanwhile.....

The Everfree Forest...

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As soon as they arrived, Pyro-Zi quickly tip-toed off, avoiding being seen by his fellow wrestlers. After a few minutes of walking, he ended up in the Everfree Forest.

"Hmmm....Such a dark and disturbing residence this seems to be...." as he was saying this, some evil Three-Eyed bird flew right in front of Pyro-Zi's face. The Emperor was startled, but not scared. He quickly unhatched the briefcase he was carrying, and pulled out some calculator-like device. Pyro-Zi punched in a number, and a gun of some type appeared in his hands.

"Lazazooka.....FIRE!" Pyro-Zi fired the laser gun, which in turn fired a laser, which in turn, charred that bird's head into a Strip style Steak.

Pyro-Zi smirked. "Thank the Oncerian nebula I managed to grab my Inventional-Case! Now, I have every weapon or invention I have ever made at my full disposal!" Pyro-Zi started to laugh manically, but soon decided to shut up, "I may want to nudge the decibels down just a Bit....The last thing I want is to be caught!" Pyro-Zi looked at the bird he had just killed, the only thing damaged was his head. Pyro-Zi stomped on the fried head, causing blood to gush all over his boots. "Ugh.....This is disgusting! Engage Quick-Rinse sequence!" with that, a medium sized fan appeared, it sprayed the blood and brain matter off of Pyro-Zi's boots in a jiffy, and de-transformed back into the briefcase on Pyro-Zi's command.

"Yes, quite lucky I am to have all of this at my disposal." Pyro-Zi looked at the extremely large claws of the bird, and sawed them off with some metal Appliance.

"Hmmmm.....I could make something with these...." With that, Pyro-Zi took out some tools and got to work on his new Invention.

Meanwhile......

"Keep up, slowpokes!" Teased Rainbow Dash, way ahead of the path. "We'll be there soon!"

"Ugh....." exclaimed Rarity. "I'm running so hard, my hooves are creating clouds of DUST!" Rarity then sneezed multiple times.

"This is no time to worry about your appearance, Rarity." said Twilight. "Whatever is here in Ponyille, we need to meet it HEAD-ON!"

"She's right, sugacube." Applejack nodded.

"Well," huffed Rarity. "I'm just wondering if we could get there without engaging in filthy repercussions."

"I could teleport us, there," Thought Twilight. "But I'm too worn out right now to think about Magic."

"Do you really think it could be Team BLU that made that noise?" said Fluttershy.

"Oh boy!" exclaimed Pinkie. "I sure hope so! I want to give Scout these mopcakes for what he sent me in my letter!" Pinkie cringed at the thought of the extremities of the letter.

"What did that bad-dream do this time?" said Applejack, rolling her eyes. She remembered how Scout made herself and Demoman scrunch up as close as possible to one-another. On contact with her rump, Demoman's, ummm....."Apple Tree" bloomed in size. Yeah, good analogy....

"I......Don't wanna talk about it." replied Pinkie, still trying to spit the taste out of her mouth. "All you guys need to know is, I could feel his presence in some disgusting way." Pinkie cringed.

Nopony seemed to understand, so Pinkie whispered it in all of their ears.

"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" replied Applejack. "THAT'S SEVEN KINDS'A NASTY!"

"Not even MY magic can erase what you just told from my mind..." said Twilight, shaking her head.

"Ummmm...." said Fluttershy quietly. "That's....Gross...."

"Out of ALL the gross things to happen...." said Rarity, getting ready to reprise her award-winning Meme. "That is THE. GROSSEST. POSSIBLE. THING!" She cringed at what she had been told. She was glad Engineer wasn't like that. "WHY would you lick that off of your face, sweetie?!" Rarity pretty much screamed.

"I.......Thought it was icing....." Pinkie said disappointingly while hanging her head in shame. Everyone groaned.

"What was it?!" asked a Curious Spike.

"Spike.......SHUT UP." said Twilight with a hint of annoyed.

"I just want the truth." Replied Spike.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Yelled Twilight, gesturing for everyone else to keep walking.

"What's up with her?" Spike whispered to Fluttershy.

"Well, Spike..." replied Fluttershy. "She's got 99 problems, but a baby dragon isn't one of them."

"WHAT?!" Yelled Spike, still clearly confused.

"We'll tell you when you're older, Spikey Wikey!" said Rarity, nuzzling Spike's baby cheeks. Spike started drooling.

"Yes," replied Fluttershy with a nod. She then cowered. "Well, if that's okay with you, of course...."

Then, out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash came flying to the ground. Landing in front of the rest of the Mane 6 with three little creatures.

"Guys!" said Rainbow Dash. "These three said they can take us to whatever made that noise!" Everyone cheered.

"Is that right?" Asked Twilight. She had never seen creatures like these before. For one, they didn't have sparkles in their eyes like Hasbro gave them. Two, they had fingers, like Spike!

"Awww yeah!" Replied Damian with a smile.

"Follow us!" Said Kit.

"We know the way!" Said Tate.

Then, all three of the children realized what they were talking too. At the same time, they yelled "PONIES?!" They then ran off, screaming.

"Hey! WAIT UP, ya little jumping mutant sugary rectangles!!" Screamed Applejack. And with that, the chase was on.

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