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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.....

Over The Limit.....

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It was now or never, Phillip Brooks knew this. This was perhaps the biggest match, of his entire career. He was currently in a Match against the WWE Champion, Daniel Bryan, with the coveted championship on the line, of course. So far, neither CM Punk nor Bryan had gotten the upper hand. For Punk, that was bad. He had faced Daniel Bryan numerous times. From the WWE, to ROH. He was perhaps, the best all around wrestler he had ever been in the ring with.

Everything took a turn for the worse, when out of nowhere, Bryan had reached out to grab Punk's arm. It was obvious what he was thinking, the Yes-Lock, Bryan's signature move, had yet to be countered. Punk would change that in an instant. He was able to squirm his way out of the usually lethal finishing maneuver. Bryan went for one of his painful kicks, but Punk was able to dodge it. Then, like a thief in the night, Punk was able to lift Bryan onto his shoulders. The crowd knew what was about to happen. Their deafening chants of "CM Punk! CM Punk!" Could be heard from outside the building.

As if on the drop of a dime, Punk used his force to drive Bryan's nose straight into his knee. The crowd erupted, as Punk covered the Yes-Man. The referee did all he was good for, jumping down onto the mat in a flash, while all the while, making the most joyful three count of CM Punk's professional career. 1......2......3. The crowd cheered louder than they had all night. The bell rang, and Tony Chimel said it as only he could. "Here is your winner, and the NEEEEEWWWW......W....W....E CHAAAAMMMMPPIIOOONNN........C........M.......PUNK!"

And at that very moment, CM Punk had felt on top of the world. He literally was on top of the Wrestling world. He had earned this title shot, and he got what he had worked for. The referee presented Punk with his title, and Punk held it ever so excitedly above his head. He then went outside the ring, and celebrated with his truly loyal fans. Everyone seemed happy for him. Even Daniel Bryan, who, despite his heelish ways, shook Punk's hand, and left for the backstage area. Letting Punk soak up all of this up. And he did that....Relishing in the spotlight he so desperately deserved....

Backstage......

Many clapped for CM Punk, and his awesome match. Punk thanked them all, and calmly returned to the locker room. He was Straightedge, so he would not celebrate in drinking, smoking, or getting high. He was above all of those substances. He would celebrate by hanging out with his best friends.

Back in the locker room, Austin Ross, Freddie Hediger, ZeRoyalViking, and UberHaxorNova all congratulated him on his latest championship victory. Ryback only nodded, while Nathan Bougeno and Zane Dotson continued to watch My Little Pony clips, and Marcus Sims, well, he sat, jealous of Punk's success. All Marcus had in his possession was the United States championship, that he had just won earlier in the night. "Thanks, guys! Damn, was it hard, though..." Said the Chicago native. He would admit when his opponent had taken him to the limits, and Daniel Bryan did just that.

"I'm sure it was," said Freddie Hediger, who was playing with his three sons, Damian, Kit, and Tate. "D-Bry is one tough son of a bitch."

"I could beat him..." Said Marcus Sims. "Easily....." He smirked, flaunting the talent he didn't have.

"I'm sure you think you can beat me too, right, Sims?" Said the new WWE Champion.

"You give me a title shot, and I'll prove it!" Retorted Sims. He was tired of being overlooked. He was ready to make a huge impact.

"You're on RAW, jackass." Said Nova. "Besides, you can't handle Punk's goods."

"But I sure can handle your Mom's goods." Said a pissed off Sims. He wasn't going to stand to be made of by NOVA of all people! It was pathetic.

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said Nova, putting up his dukes. "IT'S ON, MOTHERFUCKER."

Sims snorted. "Oh, please....You aren't even a real Wrestler!"

"This ain't Wrestling, douche-nozzle. This is fighting! You wan't Wrestling, get a sex change, then we'll talk."

Sims laughed at the idiot in front of him. "I'm sure you like me just the way you are, ya faggot!"

Nova snickered. "Are you serious? Your man-boobs jiggle when you walk!" At that, everyone in the room laughed
uproariously. Except it could be said that Zane and Nathan were only laughing because of My Little Pony. Ryback just smiled.

Sims was REALLY pissed now. He was ready to tear this little bitch apart!

"If you want a piece of Nova, you will have to take down Ze first!" Said Ze, one of Nova's best friends.

"Awwwwww...." Cooed Sims. "That's ADOWABLE! You better bring ALL of The Creatures if you wanna stop ME!"

"Marcus..." Said Austin. He had become friends with Sims ever since he had turned into a heel. His annoying hick Nephew,
Jeff Ross, had been getting on his nerves for as long as he had to babysit his ass, which was a pretty long time. But tonight, Austin got revenge on the annoying bumpkin. He had squashed his ass in a Street Fight. "Just let it go, man. You can't be fighting right now."

"Fine..." Grumbled Sims. He didn't hate Nova, or Ze, or anybody really. He just had a short temper. If he had to beat the piss out of someone to make an Impact, he'd do it.

Meanwhile, Nathan and Zane laughed at the awesomeness that was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It was their favorite Show. They were LEGIT Bronies. They owned the Shirts, the Posters, the Plushies, Pinkie Pie underwear. ANYTHING related to the show, they had. And if they didn't have it, they would get it. Freddie watched intently along with the "Senseis of Bronytude". Freddie was in the process of becoming "20% Cooler" as Zane and Nathan put it. Freddie didn't get the reference yet, but he soon would.

"I can't believe you agreed to watch that damn Show, Freddie...." Said Austin. Ever since it debuted on October 10th, 2010, Austin and Freddie, like all good friends do when making pacts, had made a pact to NEVER watch the Show. But, as usual, curiosity convinced Freddie to give in.

"It really is a pretty good Show, man!" Said Freddie.

"Only pussies watch it." Said Nova. Marcus and Ze nodded in agreement. Zane and Nathan were used to being called such. They were alone in the locker room it seemed. Now, they had Freddie to enjoy the Show with. And that made them very happy.

"Yeah, well, you wouldn't be thinking that if you gave it a try." Said an annoyed Freddie. He had only watched one Episode so far, but he enjoyed the witty Show in all honesty.

This comment made Austin, Ze, Nova, Punk and Marcus laugh UPROARIOUSLY. Ryback went in a corner to sit, away from the Noise. While the Bronies looked on in disgust.

"SHUT UP, ASSHOLES!" Said Nathan.

"Let's just turn the volume up," Said Zane. And so they did. It was blaring, though. Just like the Episode. "There we go!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Austin. "THEY-THEY-THEY-They want us to.........PFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!"

"Oh!!!!! MY SIDES! MY SIDES!" Screamed Nova.

"ZE'S SIDES HURT IMMENSLY, AS WELL!" Ze said in between laughs.

"I will NEVER turn into a Gay-Lord!" Teased Sims, while laughing of course. Ryback just sat in the corner, probably thinking of ripping everyone in this Room's neck off. He had learned to be a bit nicer to everyone backstage. He used to just squeeze everyone's face upon Arrival, but he learned that was the wrong approach. Ryback didn't talk much. He didn't talk AT ALL, actually. Why? No one knows....I JUST FUCKING SAID HE DOESN'T TALK!

Meanwhile, in his own Private Locker Room, Emperor Pyro-Zi, a purple alien with a brain of many wonders, was fuming. "Those accursed Humans!" Said the Evil purple Alien. "I can't even hear my own thought's in this infernal racket!" Then, Pyro-Zi had an idea. An EVIL idea. Oh, it was so evil. He grinned from ear to ear at his evilness.

"Hmmmmm....." Thought Pyro-Zi. "I think......It's time....To try out my new Invention." And with that, he got up, grabbed his weapon, and went off on the long Journey....To 5 steps away...

Pyro-Zi knocked on the door, but no one answered. Probably because no one could hear the knock between a singing Applejack and yelling grown men.

So Pyro-Zi did something to break the noise....He kicked down the locker room door. Immediately, Zane hit the pause button. And the laughing stopped.

"Yo, Pyro-Dick!" Said Freddie. "Wassup?" At this insult, Pyro-Zi smirked and chuckled.

"You want to know....." Said the Emperor. "What is.....Up?" Freddie nodded.

"Ze thinks you are most Purple." Said Ze, stating the obvious. Everyone face-palmed at this.

"THIS....." Said Pyro-Zi, placing some odd contraption on the ground. "Is what is up!" Just then, Pyro-Zi pressed a button on the remote to the device. Immediately, the invention unwinded into something big with an octagonal frame.

"What......What is that.....?" Asked a confused, and curious Marcus.

"Do you want to know?" Said Pyro-Zi. "Well, this....Is the Dimensionomicon!" Pyro-Zi screamed in awe of what he could do with his brain. "I can't take over the world with all of this Noise! So, I've decided, to give you all....An early vacation."

Pyro-Zi smirked, and pressed another button on the remote. On cue, a portal opened up. Pyro-Zi hung onto the door, as Freddie, Damian, Kit, Tate, Austin, Marcus, Ze, Nova, Zane, Nathan, Punk and Ryback were sucked into the Portal.

"Uh oh...." Said Pyro-Zi. "It would appear, I do not know the strength of my own Machines! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE TESTED IT BEFORE I USED IT FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE!" And with that, the Dimensionomicon pulled Pyro-Zi away from the door, sucking him into the portal.

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Meanwhile....

Equestria.....

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Though neither Princess Luna nor Princess Celestia noticed it, 12 stars glistered in the breezing Equestrian air, along with one purple meteorite, with a dark aura around it. Then, without warning. A giant KABOOM could be heard across Ponyville. Not in Canterlot, though. Which means neither Princess could greet whatever had arrived.

The sound of the explosion traveled all throughout Ponyville. Not even the heaviest sleeper wasn't awoken.
"What the HELL was that?!" Said an unsuspecting Rainbow Dash. Then, she gained a smile. "Could it be.....?" She got her lazy ass off of her cloud. She would have to find out if what she was thinking was true.

The explosion had interrupted Pinkie Pie's baking. She was taking Cupcakes out of the oven the exact moment the noise was heard. She dropped them on earful impact. "WHOA!!!!!" Said Pinkie. "That sounded cooly wooly! I'll have to go check it out! But whatever it is.....I'll greet it with Cupcakes!" Pinkie smiled, then picked up the cupcakes from the floor, which was hard to do, considering they burned more than ass. She quickly darted out the front door.

Fluttershy was feeding her many animals as the explosion went off, causing all of the little critters to hide in fear. Fluttershy was effected as well, Screaming bloody murder, and flying up a tree for safety.

"Oh my...." Said Fluttershy. Worried about her animal's well being. She didn't have time to worry, though, as Rainbow Dash came crashing into one of the tree Branches.

"Rainbow Dash!" Silently screamed Fluttershy. "Are you okay?" She flew to the ground to check on her fellow Pegasi friend.
"Who cares?!" Yelled an exciting Rainbow Dash. "BLU is back! Come on!" She grabbed Fluttershy, garnering an Eep from the terrified Pony.

"Are you sure it's BLU? What if it's something.....SCARY?" Fluttershy shivered in fear.

"Well," Said Rainbow Dash. "If it is, I'll protect ya!" That made Fluttershy feel more comfortable. She could always trust Rainbow Dash, her being the toughest Pony and all.

Apple Bloom was perched high ontop of one of the Apple family Trees. "You sure yur gonna catch me, sis?" Said a worried Apple Bloom.

"Ah course I am!" Said Applejack. "Now jump down!"

And as soon as Apple Bloom's back hooves left that tree-branch, the explosion was heard.

"What in the name'a Zap-apple jam was that?!" Said Applejack. She then took off, following the sound. Too bad she forget about her poor sister. Apple Bloom fell to the ground with a loud THUMP!

"APPLEJACK!" Screamed Mrs. Red Bow. "WHERE YAH GOIN'!?" She then looked at the side of her flank. "Nope...." She said disappointingly. "Looks like ah'm not gonna git mah Cutie Mark fur landin' on mah butt!" She then took off after her sister.

As the explosion sounded off, Twilight was.....Reading. I know, surprising, right?! The rattle of the explosions caused all of the Books on the shelves to fall, covering Spike and Twilight in a mess of Books.

"What was that?!" Said Spike, pushing himself out of the mound of books

Twilight smiled from ear to ear.

"Uhhhh....Twilight?" Said a worried Spike.

"I know who it is!" Twilight then ran out of the door

"WAIT UP!" Yelled Spike. "Man.....For a Nerd....SHE'S FAST!" He then ran after her.

Rarity was the most affected by the Explosion. How you ask? It woke her from her Beauty sleep!

"Grrrrrr........" Was all Rarity could manage to say through clenched teeth. "Who DARES wake me up when I am indulging in my BEAUTY SLEEP!?" She screamed. "The NERVE of some ponies!" She then looked at her photo of Engineer, and smiled while blushing.

"Unless.....It's HIM...." Moaned Rarity. "Sleep must wait! I'm coming, Dell!" She quickly applied some eyeliner, and ran out of the door.

----A Few moments Later------

The Mane 6 all had the same Idea. They all met outside of Twilight's house.

"So," said Twilight. "I'm guessing you all heard the explosion, too?"

"OH YEAH!" said an Excited Pinkie Pie. "I was making my SCRUMTILLILICIOUS Cupcakes! And then, I heard a BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! It made me drop my Cupcakes! So I figured I'd give them to whoever made that sound! And if they don't like them....It's because they fell on the floor!" Pinkie giggled. "I wonder how Floorcakes taste!"

She then popped one into her mouth, Rarity cringing at this exchange.

"Pinkie, please Darling," Said Rarity. "You mustn't eat food that has come in contact with the Floor!"

Pinkie though about it for a moment. "You're RIGHT!" She said. "We just mopped the floor today. Which means these
Floor-cakes, are also Mop-cakes! Hmmm...They taste good, though! So I'm not complaning!" Everyone gave a disgusting look. They all expected this, though. After all, it WAS Pinkie.

"Ah wonder where that sound came from." Said Applejack.

"It sounded like it came from that field WAAAAYY over there" Said Twilight, gesturing towards the field that Team BLU had first been teleported too.

"Well, comeon!" Said the nonpatient Rainbow Dash. "We've gotta go see the guys from BLU!"

"How do ya'll know it's them?" Said Applejack.

"Do you have any other Theories on who it could be?" Said Rarity.

"Hmmm..." Said Applejack. "Jumping mutant graham-crackers! They're jumping mutant graham-crackers, ya'll!!!!"

Pinkie giggled. "Don't be silly, AJ! Jumping mutant graham-crackers don't like cupcakes! For foal's SAKE, they can't even eat!" And with that astonishing statement, Pinkie hopped off towards the field.

"We should follow her..." said Fluttershy.

"Yes," nodded Twilight. "Before she does something....."

"Stupid?" Interrupted Rainbow Dash.

"No"

"Plum crazy?" said Applejack.

"No"

"Scaarrryyy????" cowered Fluttershy.

"No....."

"Before she does Something.....Pinkie?" announced Rarity.

"Bingo...." agreed Twilight. "Let's go, everypony!"

And with that, they all walked off to meet what had made that awful Sound. Boy, are they in for a surprise when they get there....

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