The class was eager to hear what the new kids would say about themselves. Damian, Kit and Tate had to think of something quick, they didn't want to disappoint their classmates.

"Well, I'm Kit." Kit started, gesturing towards himself. "I'm the smartest out of the three of us....And the most mature.....And the friendliest.....And the least likely to burn this school down to the ground....And the funniest....And-"

"Yeah, yeah, we get it..." Damian said, thrusting a hoof on his brother's mouth. "Well, I'm Damian, and I'm the COOLEST, as you can probably tell." He flashed his class a smirk. "I HATE girls, so none of you fillies better even think about hangin' with me, you ain't cool enough!" That comment earned him glares from almost all of the Girls, except Sweetie Belle, who admired his boldness.

"Now, now, Damian..." Ms. Cheerilee retorted. "There's no need to make fun of the little fillies."

"Whatever," Damian replied. "They all just better leave me alone, I don't want their cooties...."

"Damian...." Ms. Cheerilee said, glaring. "Cooties are non-existent."

"We'll see when I don't come in for a week after getting touched." Damian retorted. "That's it, I'm done." Now it was Tate's turn. What could he say about himself that his classmates could remember him by? He only had one statement in mind....

"I'm Tate!" Tate said, cheerfully. "And ummm.....Scootaloo's a chicken!" His brothers facepalmed, and I did, too....Scootaloo just crossed her arms and sighed.

Ms. Cheerilee giggled. "That won't do, Tate. You need to tell us about YOURSELF."

"Oh...." Tate replied, nervous now. What would he say?! He started to sweat, he wasn't nervous, he just didn't know how to make a first impression. "Ummmm.....Ummmmmm" He was at a constant war with his thoughts, trying to make himself look like an interesting colt. He finally blurted out, "I LIKE FROZEN YOGURT!!!!"

"Yes!" Blurted out a young Fred Fredburger. "I like Frozen Yogurt, yes."

"And....And.....AND NACHOS!!!!!" Tate screamed.

"Yes!" Fred replied. "I like Frozen Yogurt and Nachos, yes."

"Well....Ummmm.....That's very nice, Tate..." Ms. Cheerilee smiled awkwardly. "And yes, Fred....We already knew..."

"I WANNA SIT BY HIM!" Tate said, gesturing to Fred.

"Yes." Fred replied. "Sit by me, sit by me, yes."

"Actually, when I found out you three would by joining our class, I took the liberty of creating a NEW Seating chart!" Some students groaned, others cheered in Delight. This was the Cutie Mark Crusader's chance to all sit by eachother. And if they were lucky, Damian, Kit and Tate would be by them, as well.

Diamond Tiara smirked. "I hope those cuties get to sit by ME." She thought.

Diamond Tiara got a quarter of her wish, at least. Kit was sitting in front of her, Damian was in between Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo was sitting behind Tate, and sitting next to Tate, was Fred Fredburger.

"Hi." Fred said, gretting Tate. "I'm Fred Fredburger. I can spell my name REAL GOOD." Fred then began to spell out his name, like he did every other damn day...."F-r-e-d- F-r-e-d-b-u-r-..." He then took a pause. "G-e-r....FRED FREDBURGER, yes."

"WHOA." Tate said, obviously impressed. "I can barely do that.....T-a-t-e-H-e-a-d-i-g-g-e-r-e!" Scootaloo snickered at the airhead's inability to spell his own name.

"You can't even spell your own Name, and you think you can beat ME in a Race?!" Scootaloo teased, laughing her ass off.

"HEY!" Tate retorted. "I thought we were chicken buddies!"

"We are." Scootaloo replied. "But I'm obviously the smarter Chicken here."

"Nuh uh." Tate said, crossing his arms.

"We'll see what Fred thinks." Scootaloo smirked. "Fred."

"Yes?" Fred asked.

"Who do you think is the smarter chicken?" Scootaloo replied. "Me? Or Tate?"

Fred rubbed his jaw with his index finger. This was definitely the hardest question he had ever been asked, but after a while, Fred had figured out the only Logical answer. "ME!" Fred said with confidence. "Fred Fredburger is smartest chicken."

"Ummm....That wasn't an option." Tate said with a WTF look on his face.

"Yes. Fred Fredburger chicken, yes." Fred said, ignoring the blank looks he was getting. "FRED FREDBURGER, FRED FREDBURGER, FRED FREDBURGER, FRED FREDBURGER, FRED FREDBURGER."

He continued to say his name over and over while Tate and Scootaloo talked. "Is he always like this?" Tate asked.

"He's usually much, MUCH worse." Scootaloo replied, and then they both laughed.

"Yes. Fred Fredburger is funny, yes." Fred said, happy with his ability to make people laugh.

"Hi, Damian...." Sweetie Belle said with a loveful look in her eyes.

"What up, Sweaty Balls?" Damian said with a smirk.

"You can call me WHATEVER you want....." Sweetie Belle said, resting her head on her hooves in delight.

"Alright..." Damian replied. "How about FREAK? Seriously, girl, you need to calm down."

Sweetie Belle sighed with happiness. "...FREAK.....I LOVE IT...." Damian looked at Apple Bloom, and she just shrugged.

"What's up with her?" Damian whispered to Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom smiled. "Ah think she like ya." She answered honestly. Immediately, thoughts of Damian's manhood were erased. His right eye started twitching, and he felt his stomach doing turns. He got up and asked Ms. Cheerilee, "Can I go to the bathroom?! PLEASE?"

"Why, Damian?" Ms. Cheerilee asked curiously.

"I feel sick...." Damian answered.

"Oh my...." Ms. Cheerilee gasped. "Alright." Damian quickly rushed out of the room, and ran down the hallway. He had NO IDEA where the Bathroom was, but he would find it regardless, he HAD too. Either he had to jack off, or he had to throw up....I'll go with the first One, though. No reason.

Kit was nervous, he had to sit in front of Diamond Tiara, the CMC's had warned him and his Brother's about her. He figured she was just another spoiled brat because her father had enough money to buy this School. He soon learned, though, that maybe the CMC's were wrong about her. As soon as he sat down in his new seat, Diamond Tiara wasted no time in starting up a conversation.

"Hi, there!" Diamond Tiara said, lots of happiness in her voice. "You're Kit, right?" She smiled.

"Yeah, that's me." Kit replied.

"How do you like Ponyville so far?" She asked.

"It's nice. Everyone seems nice." Kit replied. "Except Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo told me that you AREN'T very nice. What's that about?" He had to figure out what was so bad about Diamond Tiara.

Diamond Tiara laughed. "Oh....Don't listen to those three!" She said. "They're all just jealous that I'VE got my Cutie Mark, and THEY don't!"

"Oh...." Kit said, not finished with his interrogation yet. "But, your dad's rich, isn't He?"

Diamond Tiara nodded. "But what does that have to do with anything? Not ALL rich people are Canterlot snobs. Like your dad....My daddy gave your daddy 10,000 bits yesterday! How generous was that?" "She does have a point...." Kit thought.

"And I'm sure your daddy was even RICHER on Earth. Right?"

"That's correct."

"And he's not a snob, is he?"

"Well....No, but-"

"But what? You and your brothers don't seem like snobs either."

"But, the Tiara on your head? You look a bit show offish with it on."

"My daddy's rich, remember? He bought it for me. And the least I can thank him is by wearing it all day. Is there anything snobbish about that?"

"Well, no.....But what if you're just playing me?"

"Why would I do that? I'm just trying to strike up a conversation with a possible...New FRIEND."

"You-You wanna be my Friend?" Kit couldn't believe it. It happened so fast, it was almost too much to handle. Maybe the CMC's were wrong....

"Of course! I'm friends with everyone in this class! Except those Cutie Mark Crusaders.....They seem to think I'm just a brat. But I'm not!"

"I guess you're right...."

"You know....You shouldn't hang around with liars. I sure don't....That's why those three never get my time of Day. And you shouldn't give them your time of day, either."

"But, they seem nice, too..."

"Oh, yeah. They look all innocent and sweet, but in reality, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are just playing us all. Trust me....I've dealt with them before."

"What should I do to avoid them? Since they're so bad?"

Diamond Tiara smirked. Her plan was working to PERFECTION. "Stick with me....You, and your brothers deserve the BEST of friends. And that's me."

"I guess you're right. But, if you are messing with us, I WILL find out."

"Fair enough.....So, friends?" Diamond Tiara extended her hoof. Kit thought about it, but did he really have anything to lose? It seemed like the CMC's were jealous of everything that Diamond obtained. Her money, her Cutie Mark, and apparently, her kindness.

Kit smiled. "Deal...." With that, he shook Diamond's hoof, and that was that. Kit was friends with the Sinister Snob, too bad he didn't know of her true intentions.

"You tell your brothers what I told you, steer clear of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and you'll be in the clear."

Kit nodded. "This is awesome!" He thought. "Me and my brothers have just gotten ourselves a strong Ally."

Twilight's Library.....

A few Hours later....

Spike awoke from his sleep, the sound of giggling and chuckling surrounded him. He had no doubt it was the instant friendship of Austin Ross and his own best friend, Twilight Sparkle, developing even more. He was right.

"Where are you guys going?" Spike quickly said.

"Austin is taking me out to lunch." Twilight answered smiling, Spike's heart ripped open another inch. "We heard about that new desert at Sugarcube Corner, the Cornucopia of Dupe, and we wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

"We'll be back soon, Spike." Austin said, before Spike could intertwine, though, they were both gone in a jiffy. Spike was pissed, they didn't even give him an offer to go....He could definitely help them eat all of That! Now he was certain, Austin was trying to erase Twilight from his life, completely. Spike was about to go do something about it, but then he remembered that Twilight would just turn into her mad self if he tried to interfere with her personal life. Spike just sighed, and decided, since he had nothing else to do, to go back to bed....

A few Minutes later.....

Twilight and Austin arrived at Sugarcube Corner, and the first thing they noticed, was Marcus Sims.....In his hilarious Pink apron, the same pissed off, expressionless face he had since he had arrived in Ponyville.

Austin snickered. "What's up, Man?" He asked Marcus.

Pinkie nudged Marcus in his ribcage, as if that was his cue.

Marcus sighed. "Welcome to Sugarcube Corner...." He said in a very bored way. "How can I make you smiley wiley?"

Austin and Twilight laughed uproariously. Pinkie wondered why they were laughing so hard, she didn't notice anything funny.

"What's so funny, guys?" Pinkie asked curiously. "All Marcus did was say his lines!"

"What lines?" Twilight asked, though she probably shouldn't have....

"The lines the script says he has so say!" Pinkie said, as if it were so obvious. "Duh, silly filly!"

Austin and Twilight shared the same look, the look of "The fuck is she talking about?"

"She's breaking the fourth wall, you morons...." Marcus replied, snarling.

"How do you know?" Austin asked.

"I had to spend an ENTIRE NIGHT with her...." Marcus explained roughly. "All she kept talking about was the FUCKING script! WELL I DON'T SEE A SCRIPT!!!!!!"

"You don't see it..." Pinkie started. "Because you CAN'T see it.....OOOHHHHHH...."

"Plus," Marcus continued. "She keeps being all cryptic and shit....It's annoying as hell...."

Twilight smiled. "That's Pinkie Pie."

Marcus sighed. "So, you guys wanna try the Cornucopia of Dupe?" He asked.

"Yeah. We think we can handle it." Austin answered, this made Marcus smirk.

"Oh?" Marcus called him out. "You're dead wrong, then....."

"He's right." Pinkie said, nodding. "That thing will make your tummy do somersaults!"

"We'll take it!" Austin and Twilight said simultaneously.

They had to wait a bit, and while they waited, they got a bit more "Acquainted" with eachother.

"I just can't believe what I've been hearing..." Twilight said. "Earth sounds like such a great place one minute, and then the next....It sounds like a place fit for law-breakers."

"It's a reoccurring cycle." Austin replied.

"Well...Non-the-less..." Twilight continued. "If I would of had ANYONE to tell me about Earth, I'm glad it was you...." She smiled.

"I'm glad to tell you all you wanted to know." Austin said, smiling back. "Anything else I can do for you?"

"Welllll..." Twilight replied. "I'm doing some research...."

"Research on what?" Austin asked curiously.

"Research...On the Human Anatomy...." Twilight said, smirking seductively.

Austin raised an eyebrow, but he still had his smile going. "And....You want me to help you with your research?"

"Oh yes." Twilight said, nodding. "You'll be.....The test Subject...." Twilight and Austin lunged for eachother at the same Time. Their lips locked in a passionate kiss. Austin used his strength to place Twilight on his lap, giving them both a more direct angle with eachother.

"So...." Austin said, breathing heavily. "Is this why you went all nuts when you heard the word Human?"

"You sure are smart...." Twilight said lustfully. "I was looking you and all of your friends up and down.....Even Freddie's kids....But none of them stood out more than you, Austin...I knew, that you would be the one to help me fulfill my studies."

"We haven't fulfilled ANYTHING yet." Austin replied, smirking. "This is just kissing....We haven't even reached the full wonders of my Fulfillment."

"I guess we shall start the OFFICIAL research then...." Twilight suggested. Austin nodded. "Forget that Cupcake, THIS, is the REAL dessert..."

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Spike screamed as he woke up from his Nightmare. His whole body was sweating.

"Oh...." Spike said, coming back. "It was...Just a dream...Oh man...." He then realized that his nightmare could be turning into reality as he spoke. "I HAVE to stop this! That JERK isn't going to take Twilight away from me!" Spike got out of his basket, and ran out of the door, as quick as he could. He would NOT allow this to happen. He would be getting his best friend back....

One way....Or another...

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