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Nightmares In Paradise

by fred2266

Chapter 16: The Scotland In You

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It was a brand new day in Equestria. The first day was complete and utter chaos, there was a total of 5 casualties, which include some type of Bird, an Ursa Minor, and Ursa Major, J. Jonah Jameson, and Lens Flare. Ponies met Humans, some getting along lickity split, while it may take more time for others to get used to one another.

Pyro-Zi awoke to his automatic Alarm Clock. It was called the High Alarm. You know how you like to get up on a certain time almost every day? You set your alarm clock for the specific time, but sometimes, the Alarm clock never fully wakes you up? Well, Pyro-Zi solved that problem for himself. His ideal morning starts at 7:30. He is a morning alien. He scheduled the High Alarm to shock him at 7:30 every day, it only hurts a bit, enough for Pyro-Zi to wake up. And if he chose not to get up, and drifted back off into sleep, he would be shocked until he decided to get up. Before yesterday ended, Pyro-Zi attached a metal door to his Cave, this way, no one could get in without the password (Which is Zansux), and no one could possibly see him. Unlike some of his inventions being able to be destroyed by magic, NOTHING can destroy the metallic door. NOTHING.

Pyro-Zi yawned. "What a great day it is to hatch evil Schemes...." He said, smirking. He typed in the password on the door, and it opened up. The sun blinded Pyro-Zi, but he got over it in a span of seconds.

"I came up with NOTHING on how to take over Equestria last Night...." Pyro-Zi started to think, this is what he would be doing all day, after all. Surely he'd be able to think up something dastardly.

"But today....I shall think of something. Wait....No.....Bad idea!" Pyro-Zi screamed. "I should study what I am up against. First off, COMPUTER!" Once again, the Computer appeared in front of The Emperor.

"Yes, Emperor?" The computer asked.

"What are...The Elements of Harmony?" Pyro-Zi asked simply.

"Calculating data...." The computer replied, beeping and booping. "The Elements of Harmony: An ancient form of Magic used to defeat major threats of Equestria. There are 6 Elements, each assigned to a Pony that fits the total description of said element."

Pyro-Zi laughed, unimpressed. "Only 6? I killed an Ursa Major yesterday! From what I studied....It is nearly impossible to kill one of THOSE with a form of Magic. Nontheless, I will not underestimate.....What are the 6 elements?"

"The six Elements of Harmony, are Generosity, Loyalty, Laughter, Kindness, Honesty, and of course, Magic."

"All admirable character traits." Pyro-Zi said. "Well, except Magic. Since it's not even relevant on Planet Onceria. But here, Magic is possible, so I guess you could say, yes, those are all 6 admirable character Traits." Pyro-Zi jotted down some notes inside his mind. "Before I think up a plan on how to destroy Equestria, I must study each Element of Harmony......But, who first?" He thought about it, then figured out, did it really MATTER which one he did first? They would all die anyway.

"Wait..." Pyro-Zi gasped. "Why should I study them one at a Time....When I can study them all at the SAME TIME! Computer, scan me, connect me up to the Dollatron, and make 5 more of me..." Pyro-Zi smirked, he would clone himself.

"Yes, Emperor." The computer cooperated. It then shot out a non-harmful laser, which scanned Pyro-Zi's body from top to bottom. After it was done, it would connect to the Dollatron, the machine Pyro-Zi used to clone things. A few moments later, the machine started rumbling, and then a few more minutes Later, five more Pyro-Zi's popped out.

"Excellent..." All 6 Pyro-Zi's said simultaneously, smirking. Now, I know what you are thinking. The other 5 Pyro-Zi's are clones, but they are what is known as Unicellular Clones, they have all the same Traits as the original Pyro-Zi, and they contain all of the knowledge as the Original Pyro-Zi, as well. It's basically like Pyro-Zi has complete control of the other clones, even when he doesn't.

"Let us move out!" The original Pyro-Zi said, the other 5 nodded, and cloaked, turning invisible so as to not be seen.

"Computer..." The original Pyro-Zi said. "Give us 6 copies of where the Elements of Harmony are located."

"Would you like them to be ever-changing, Emperor?"

"Oh, yes! Of course." Pyro-Zi replied. Ever-changing meant that the map would refresh the location of an Element everytime they went somewhere different, even if they moved an inch, the Pyro-Zi's would know where they were.

"That is all for now, Computer..." Pyro-Zi said, and the computer shut itself off. Now the Pyro-Zi's were ready to begin Step 1. They were to study the Element of Harmony they were assigned by the Original Pyro-Zi, create Mental Notes about ANYTHING that would be important. Also, as to not be confused, Pyro-Zi gave them code names. PZ-1, PZ-2, PZ-3, PZ-4, and PZ-5.

Sweet Apple Acres...

Kit was the first to wake up out of him, his brothers, his father, and CM Punk. He, along with his brothers, were not very optimistic about sleeping on Hay Bails, so Freddie tried to make them as comfortable as possible, he added blankets on top of the hay bales, REALLY soft blankets they were. Kit had a good night's sleep, he wondered if his brother's did. He decided to wake them up, after all, they would have to leave for School soon.

"Tate, Damian?" Kit said, nudging his brother's with his hooves. They all slept about 5 inches from eachother, so he barely had to move. Damian was the first to wake up.

"Huh? Oh.....Hey, man..." Damian said, stirring. "What time is it?"

Kit had to trot over to Freddie and read his watch. "7:36, school will be starting soon."

"That's right." Damian said. "We need to wake up numbskull, here." He gestured towards Tate.

Kit nodded, and started shaking Tate.

"Uhhhhh, you're gonna LOSE! I'm gonna make chicken nuggets out of you!" Tate exclaimed, having a dream.

"What a loser..." Damian said, Kit chuckled. "Let me try...." Damian then slapped Tate across the face, that jolted him from sleep, for sure!

"WHAT- DID I WIN!??!" Tate said all too quickly.

"Oh yeah..." Damian said, grinning. "You won first Place, for World's stupidest brother!"

"I did?" Tate said, smiling widely. "Heck yeah! I bet Scootaloo's never won that!"

"That's because she isn't a Boy...." Kit pointed out.

"WHAT?!" Tate exclaimed, sincerely shocked. "SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A BOY!"

"You're just saying that to put out the fact that you LIKE heeerrrr." Damian teased.

"I do NOT!" Tate said, crossing his arms.

"You like Scootaloo, Scootaloo is cute to you!" Damian and Kit chanted, teasing Tate.

"You both sound like TOTAL girls." Tate said, smirking. This made Damian and Kit stop automatically.

"What are you three yammering about?" Freddie said, waking up, he then checked his watch, and IMMEDIATELY screamed. "7:38!?!?!?? WHAT AM I? A MORNING PERSON!??!"

"Sorry, dad." Kit said apologetically. "But you need to walk us to School, remember?"

"OH CRAP!" Freddie yelled, now waking up Punk.

"Hey, Pointy-Head...." Punk started. "SHUT YOUR COCKA-DOODLE." Freddie just glared at Punk.

"Dude, can I borrow your ATV?" Freddie asked Punk. Freddie had bought Punk a top of the line ATV yesterday, it only cost 20 bits, causing Freddie to wonder why EVERYTHING is so cheap here.

"What for?" Punk asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I gotta take these guys to school." Freddie explained. "And on foot, they'll be late. The ATV will get us there in no time. It goes up to 110 miles per Hour."

Punk groaned. "Fine....But that's MY ATV. You damage it, you gotta by me another One!"

"Got it." Freddie said, nodding. "Lets go, boys." Freddie attached a Wheelbarrow to the ATV, and rushed his kids inside of it. And then he was off, he was out of Punk's sight within 10 seconds. That's how fast that thing was!

"DAMN...." Was all Punk could say. He hadn't been able to try out his new Toy yet, but as soon as Freddie got back, he would be punching him square in the face, and taking his baby for a Ride.

A few Moments later.....

All of the Ponies rushes out of the way as Freddie came driving through on the ATV. Some yelled at the Purple haired stallion for being so careless of their own safety, but where the hell else was Freddie supposed to drive?

"Sorry, everyone!" Freddie yelled. "Just driving my kid's to school!" This wasn't Canterlot, though. Some ponies were a bit uncomfortable with Freddie doing this, but most smiled and enjoyed the presence of the Human turned Pony. But none more than Horsepower, he was running alongside the ATV (How the fuck is he that Fast?!) And screaming "YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!" the whole Time.

Kit, Damian, and Tate were having a hell of a time, too. They would have to be driven to school like this EVERY day. It was basically, arriving in Style.

A few minutes later, Freddie was in sight of the school, he slowed down his unbelievable speed of 110 Miles per Hour, and quickly went down to 20. He didn't want to fuck up and somehow drive the ATV through the wall of the School, that may take the rest of his Bits to pay.

"Here we are, guys..." Freddie said, smiling. He gave his son 3 bits each for lunch. "I'll be back here at 3:00 to pick you up." The boys nodded. "Have fun, later!" Freddie said before riding off.

The boys braced themselves for what was about to happen. Everypony in town already knew who they were, would the fillies and Colts look at them differently since they were from a different Dimension? They got their answer, as they entered class about 10 seconds before the bell Rang.

All of their classmates looked at them. They wouldn't smile, nor frown, just stare. Like they were a fabulous painting in a Museum, only the boys didn't exactly FEEL fabulous right now.

Then, suddenly, in the blink of an Eye, every single soul in the classroom smiled. This not only shocked the boys, they did not expect the sudden Outburst of happiness, but it also made the boys feel LOADS better.

"Howdy, guys!" Apple Bloom said. The boys waved back at Apple Bloom.

"Well, you must be the Hediger's!" Ms. Cheerilee said, smiling Cheerily, just like her name implied. "It is just wonderful to have you here at Ponyville Elementary!"

Kit and Damian were happy already, but Tate? He just HAD to go there.....

"You've got something in your teeth." Tate said nonchalantly. Ms. Cheerilee gasped, and pulled out her mirror. When she saw that nothing was gauged in her teeth, she laughed. "Oh ho.....You boys are kidders, huh?" Tate nodded, happy now.

"Well," Ms. Cheerilee said. "Why not tell us a little about yourselves?"

-------TO BE CONTINUED------

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