Nightmares In Paradise
Chapter 18: A Friend in Need
Previous Chapter Next ChapterSpike ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and he would not stop running until he got to his destination. Austin Ross had obviously came from Earth to steal his best friend, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten used to her right away. This was his game-plan all along, and Spike would make sure his plan blew up in his face.
It took a little less than a minute for Spike to get to Sugarcube Corner, he looked through the window, and he saw Austin and Twilight, just about to enjoy their first bite of the Cournucopia of Dupe. What if Austin poisoned the giant Cupcake when Twilight wasn't looking? Maybe Austin didn't came here to make friends, maybe he came her to KILL his friends! It all made sense, why would he become so friendly with her so quickly? Spike had to stop this! He would not allow his best friend to be poisoned!
Spike burst through the door, and immediately lunged at Austin. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Spike screamed, obviously in the heat of the moment.
"Hey, Spike, what's up, ma-" Austin tried to say, but he was interrupted by Spike jumping on his shoulders, and ramming his head into the giant Cupcake. Spike then started to slap Austin repeatedly in the back of his head.
"SPIKE!" Twilight screamed, using her magic to levitate Spike off of Austin, and onto the ground.
"Good job, Spike!" Pinkie said gleefully. "I KNEW that was the right way to eat!" Pinkie then preceded to dunk her own head into another cake, within seconds, it was all inside her stomach.
"I wasn't showing him how to eat right..." Spike said, clenching his fists. "I was showing him that he isn't welcome around here!"
"What are you talking about, Spike?!" Twilight said, anger all around her tone.
"He's trying to steal you away from me!" Spike screamed. "Ever since he got here, you've spent nothing but time with HIM!"
Austin wasn't mad, nor surprised. He knew Spike's jealousy would eventually cause the little dragon to take immediate action. He knew what it was like to lose friends, and that's not the type of thing he'd do to anybody himself.
"Spike...." Austin said, sighing. "Twilight just wants to know about my Dimension. She's curious, and I'm curious to know about where she's from. I'm not trying to steal her from you....I've lost friends myself before, and I NEVER want to put anybody from that type of pain...."
"You LIAR!" Spike yelled, how could he trust this guy? He had just got here yesterday.
"Spike...He's telling the truth." Twilight retorted. "You KNOW I like to read a lot, and I can hardly find ANYTHING about Humans or Earth in my books. So when someone from the direct source shows up, it's pretty self explanatory that I will talk to them, so I can learn all I can. That's why I invited him to stay at the Library with us, so we could talk on a regular basis."
"Then....Why are you two out on a DATE?!" Spike asked.
Austin and Twilight laughed.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" Spike asked, a demanding tone in his voice.
"Spike....I have a wife...." Austin answered. "This is just a friendly get-together."
Twilight nodded. "That's right. Plus, we want to see if we can eat all of this by ourselves."
Spike chuckled. If Twilight could get along with him, than so could he. "Looks like Austin already has a bit of it on his face...." He then chuckled nervously. "Sorry about that...."
"It's no problem." Austin replied, smiling genuinely. "I figured this would happen, so, as to show that there are no hard feelings....I'd like to invite you, to help us break a record."
Spike's eyes widened. "You mean...."
Austin nodded. "Will you help us eat all of this crap?"
"Oh yeah, I will!"
"Have a seat then, Spike!" Twilight said, scooting over. "Let's make History." Spike and Austin nodded, and then all three began to dig in.
"Aaaawwww...." Pinkie Pie said, tears forming more and more after each second. "Isn't friendship a beautiful Thing, Marky?" She then rested one of her hooves on Marcus' shoulders.
"Uhhhh.......No...." Marcus answered plainly, he then noticed the hoof on his shoulder. "Get your hoof off my shoulder, before I BREAK it." Pinkie wasn't stupid, though. She realized that Marcus just fucked up.
"Hooves aren't BONES, silly!" Pinkie said, teasing Marcus. Marcus realized his mistake, and rammed his head into the cash Register. "Also....You threaten me again, and I'll call Ryback!"
"SORRY, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE." Marcus said, putting his hooves up in Surrender. Pinkie smirked. Marcus was SO fun to mess with.
Ponyville Elementary.....
It was now Gym time at Ponyville Elementary, the boys were excited to see what types of games Ponies played.
"I hope people here play Chess!" Kit said, excited. He was the smartest, so he obviously liked games that involved strategy.
Tate and Damian laughed at their brainiac brother. "I hope they play Basketball!" Damian said, he being the most Athletic.
"I hope they play Duck, Duck, Goose!" Tate said with a grin, obviously still stuck in Kindergarten. Damian and Kit just looked at their brother oddly, they were used to this, after all.
"So, why'd you have to go to the Bathroom, Damian?" Kit asked.
"Can you....Keep a secret?" Damian asked.
"From who?" Kit replied.
All Damian needed to do was nod his head in the Direction of Tate, who was running around like an Autistic child.
"Of course...." Kit said, rolling his eyes. "What is it?"
"I'm pretty sure Sweaty Balls likes me...." Damian said in a whisper.
"You mean Sweetie Belle?" Kit retorted, correcting his brother.
"That's her name?!" Damian said, shocked he had been wrong all along. "Girly name...." He said, scowling.
"She likes you?" Kit asked, not sure if his ears were deceiving him.
"Yeah, man! Look at her over there!" Damian said, gesturing over to Sweetie Belle, who was just staring at her lover with that same smile on her face.
Kit laughed. "Poor girl...."
Damian punched his brother in the shoulder. "Shut up! Just don't tell Tate, he'll have a FIELD DAY with me."
"Punch me again and I will...." Kit warned, Damian gulped and backed off. "Good...."
"Hey, guys!" Apple Bloom called, waving from where she sat. "Come sit with us!" Damian and Tate did as they were asked, even though they didn't want to. Kit was FAR harder to convince, though.
He walked right up to the CMC's, and boldly revealed where his loyalty lied. "I do not wish to sit with the Jealous type." Kit said, shocking the CMC's, and even his brothers.
"What are ya talkin' about?" Apple Bloom asked the question everyone else was asking in their head.
"I'll leave it at that..." Kit said, not wanting to get in an argument. "Come on, guys. Let's go sit with our more MATURE friend."
"Fred?" Tate asked hopefully. He had gotten along well with the Elephant pretty quickly, after all.
"No...." Kit said, facehoofing. "Diamond Tiara." The CMC's immediately gasped. It seems as though Kit had not listened to their warning."
"We told you to stay away from her...." Scootaloo said.
"Yes, you did." Kit replied. "But you said it so that I couldn't have friends that WEREN'T jealous of anyone."
"We ain't jealous of Diamond Tiara! She's just EVIL!" Apple Bloom explained, but Kit wasn't listening.
"Come on, guys. Lets leave the jealous alone." Kit said, trying to get his brothers away before the jealous Rubbed off on them.
"Nah." Damian said, smirking. "These girls said she was evil, so I agree." Kit was in shock, he was the Leader! If he wasn't around, his brothers would surely be in Juvy by now!
"Fine!" Kit yelled. "Tate?"
"Let's ask Fred...." Tate suggested, Kit immediately sighed. "Fred, is Diamond Tiara nice?"
"Well, one time I asked her to get me some Nachos....And she didn't get them." Fred said, remembering it like it was yesterday....Because it WAS. "So....No. Diamond Tiara not nice, no."
"You guys should just give her a chance....Like I am willing to." With that, Kit walked off.
"What's HIS problem?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"He's just being dumb." Tate answered.
"I was asking Damian...." Sweetie Belle said, glaring at Tate. Tate immediately felt chills run down his spine. "Go ahead, Damian...." She said, smiling once again.
Damian had a look of perplexity on his face, but decided to go along with it. "He's just being dumb." He answered. Sweetie Belle immediately sighed with happiness, happy to once again hear her Lover's voice.
"You always know just the right thing to say..." Sweetie Belle replied. "Why couldn't YOU say that?" She asked Tate.
"I did...." Tate said, wondering if this girl stole his brain while he was wasn't looking.
"LIAR." Sweetie Belle said, crossing her arms. Damian, Tate and the CMC's just exchanged odd looks.
"Hi, Kit!" Diamond Tiara said, greeting her new "Friend". "Where are your brothers?"
"They listened to the jealous type...." Kit answered, obviously upset. "They think you're evil, for some reason...." Diamond Tiara mentally growled, she needed all THREE of the boys for her plan to work!
"Don't worry...." Diamond said, smiling. "They'll learn to listen to me soon enough."
"You sure?" Kit asked, curious how she could convince his brothers.
Diamond Tiara smirked evilly, even though it was visible to Kit, he didn't seem to notice it. "I'm MORE than sure...."
------TO BE CONTINUED-------
P.S.: If you're wondering where Silver Spoon, she moved away. Don't need that bitch in this story.
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