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Pyro-Zi's Cave.....

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Pyro-Zi was busy plotting his takeover of Equestria. While deep in his thoughts, he heard two voices from inside his cave.

"Who DARES disrupt my psyche?!" Pyro-Zi silently yelled, he then turned invisible. "I have intruders....Do they not know what I am capable of?" He rolled his eyes, getting up to see what was going on.

"I can't believe The Elements of Harmony are friends with those Human scum!" Officer Jameson yelled. "If I have anything to say about it, they'll ALL be in Jail!"

"But, sir...." Lens Flare began. "The Elements of Harmony are great Associates with the Princess. Wont she be mad that we are targeting her prized heroes?"

"I don't give a damn what the Princess does!" Jameson yelled, throwing his Cigar on the ground and stepping on it. "I can have her overthrown as well! I am the best damn Cop this side of Equestria! Nothing can stop me."

Pyro-Zi chuckled. "We'll see about that....." He was listening and watching from behind a big rock. "It seems as though these two share disdain for the Elements of Harmony....Well, we have one thing in common, at least."

"I just need you to do ONE thing for me, Lens.....Make sure those pictures of the Humans do me justice!" Jameson said, staring down Lens.

"Sir....You usually hate me. You don't trust anyone, that's your problem." Lens said, fearing he may get punched.

"I trust my barber." Jameson said, snorting.

"Besides," Lens began. "How do you know people can trust you? You haven't exactly been the most FAIR cop."

"How can they not trust me?" Jameson snapped. "Have you SEEN the pictures? One human is pissing on another one! Ponies have eyes, don't they?"

"Well," Lens replied. "In my opinion, that Human wasn't doing anything derogatory, he was helping his friend. And printing a picture about it in the newspaper is slander."

"It is not." Jameson retorted. "I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel. You just print those pictures, and stop worrying so damn much....."

"We've got a page one Problem, officer...." Lens gasped.

"We've got a page one problem, shut up." Jameson said, mocking Lens Flare, while lighting another cigar.

"No, sir....The pictures are gone!" Lens yelled.

Jameson gained an angry expression. "WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"I......" Lens stuttered. "I.....Must have lost them....."

Jameson facehoofed. "Steed dammit, Flare...."

"Please, sir. Don't tell my boss about this incident!" Lens tried to reason with the corrupt Officer. "I NEED this job!"

"No jobs! Freelance!" Jameson began. "Best thing in the world for a colt your age. You bring me some more pictures of those newspaper-selling clowns, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you'll be out of a job. I'll give you another chance, and if you fail, I will make you infamous, kid. And, if you succeed...I'll send you a nice box of Hearths Warming hay. It's the best I can do, get out of here."

"Yes sir, sorry sir." Lens quickly apologized, before running off. He didn't get far, though, as a now de-cloaked Pyro-Zi bumped into him.

"Oh, completely sorry, sir. I-" Lens then saw who he had bumped into to, he gasped, and slowly started to back away.

"You really should watch where you are going, colt..." Pyro-Zi said. "You may run into someone BAD one day." He smirked.

Lens gasped. And started screaming. "OFFICER! OFFICER! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

"I told you get out of here, Flar-" Jameson gasped, seeing what had scared the photographer. "Pyro-Zi...." He gulped.

"THE one and only." Pyro-Zi said, bowing.

Just then, Jameson pulled out his gun. "You stand the hell back......I will blow your brains out if you move ONE step."

"Alright, I'll do it your way..." Pyro-Zi said, putting his hands up in surrender. "I wouldn't want to interfere on your little scheme. But you know, your little scheme, it irks me.....I want to destroy the Elements of Harmony. And when people like you show up, it ruins my Plans."

"You don't stand a chance, anyway...." Jameson stated. "The Elements of Harmony have defeated some damn powerful enemies. But they can't defeat POLICE!"

"No, but I can....." Pyro-Zi smiled. "Engage.....Gravity Sprain!" Now, Pyro-Zi had both the Cop and the Photographer in the air with a force Choke.

"Gaaaaaahhhh-" Jameson choked. "Wh....Whaa...WHAT THE?!"

"I have you now!" Pyro-Zi stated.

"He's-GOT UUUSSS!" Lens screamed.

"Don't act so so surprised." Pyro-Zi said. "You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Speaking of mercy, I WILL SHOW NONE!" Pyro-Zi tightened his grip some more, causing more coughing from those in his grasp.

"Wha.....WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Jameson asked, trying desperately to escape.

"I just want to ask you both ONE simple question...." Pyro-Zi smirked. "Are you ready....For your closeup?"

There was no answer, just mostly coughing, and the presence of fear.

"Wrong answer...." Pyro-Zi then tightened his grip to maximum pressure, causing the heads of Jameson and Lens to explode. Their brain matter flew everywhere, most of it seeped down to Pyro-Zi's hand, though.

Pyro-Zi looked at the damage he had caused. So far, in one day of Equestria, he had killed an Ursa Minor, an Ursa Major, and two weak civilians. Not a bad rap sheet so far.

Pyro-Zi then sighed. "Are you ready for your closeup? How pathetic of me! I really should work on my Material....." With that, Pyro-Zi left the corpses of Jameson and Lens to rot, and went back to plotting.

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Sugarcube Corner.......

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Pinkie Pie was humming some annoying song as she and Sims entered the sweets shop. "Oh the HORROR.....Make it stop!!!!" Marcus thought.

"Okay!" Pinkie said, excitedly. "We're HEEEEERRREEEE!"

"Oh joy...." Sims grumbled.

"Comeon, Marky!" Pinkie said, nudging Marcus with her elbow. "You need to just CHEER UP! Turn that sad frown upside DOWN!"

"I think not." Marcus replied.

"Would you like me to sing you a Song?" Pinkie asked, the twinkles in her eyes sparkling.

"Not really...." Marcus said.

"Oh, come on, MAAARRRKKKY! I made it up while on our way here! PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE?" Pinkie begged.

Sims sighed. "No, Pinkie...." This was going to be HELL.

"PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PPPPPPLLLEEEAAASSEEE?" Pinkie started jumping around Marcus. "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAAAASSEEEE PLEEEEAAASSSEEE?"

"OH MY JESUS....FINE!" Marcus finally said, yelling. "SING IT LOUD, SING IT PROUD!"

Pinkie couldn't tell Marcus was mad, she just thought he must of been SUPER DUPER Excited!

"Okey dokey lokey! Here it goes...." Pinkie took a deep breath, about ready to make Marcus as happy as ever.

"Today I met a friend, a really great friend, Today I met a friend, a friend until the End. Today I net a friend, a really great friend, Today I met a friend, a Friend until the EEEEEEEEEENNNNDDDDDD.

Hello, Marky. How do ya do? My name is Pinkie Pie, but you already knew.

You're feeling kinda sappy, you're feeling kinda down. But that's okay, cuz Pinkie Pie will turn your mouth upside down!

Nopony can resist, my super cheery songs. I know we'll be the best of Friends, and laugh all day long.

And laugh all day long, and sing all day long, and play all day long, and talk all day long.

You're my best friend Marky, and you should really know. And if you ever need a reminder, be sure to tell me so!" The song ended as some confetti and fireworked exploded out of nowhere.

Marcus just sat there. Un-amused, untamed, and unchanged.

"Well, did you like it, did you like it? Huhhuhhuh?" Pinkie asked, appearing at both sides of Marcus' face multiple times.

"It was........" Marcus didn't want to say this word, because he HATED the song, he wanted to just yell at the Pink Pony, but he knew he'd get his ass kicked if he even tried. ".............NICE." Marcus barely got the word out.

At this, Pinkie's eyes grew so wide. She hugged Marcus very tightly, nearly straining the wind out of his sail's "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!" Pinkie thanked him over and over. "You're such a great Friend, Marky!"

Marcus nervously scratched the back of his neck. "Uh....Yeah, thanks...." He quickly decided to change the subject. "So, you live in a Bake shop?"

"Oh yes!" Pinkie exclaimed, grinning. "The former owners, the Cakes moved away. And they gave me the house, and their business....FOR FREE! So, I guess this makes me a business-woman now." Pinkie giggled. "You can help me make food for the customers, okay?" Marcus nodded, at least it would smell nice in here.

"Great!" Pinkie said. "Let me show you your room...." Marcus followed Pinkie into the guest room. It was.....Girly, to say the least.....

"It's really fucking.....PINK." Marcus cringed.

"Don't you like Pink?" Pinkie asked, noticing Sims' disappointment.

"HELL no." Marcus said flatly, cringing as he looked around the room.

"Well, why not?" Pinkie asked. "You sure do like SEWING." This struck a Nerve in Marcus, he was about to yell, but barely was able to keep his composure.

"Just because I like sewing.....Doesn't mean I like girly things....." Sims retorted. "And besides, sewing is NOT girly!"

Pinkie frowned a bit. She didn't want to make her new friend sad. "I'm sorry, Marky." She nuzzled him, this made Marcus feel even WORSE. "She'd better get the hell away from me.....SOON. I don't need a Pink shag-rug to muddle my feelings." Marcus though.

"It's fine...." Marcus said. This make Pinkie happy again.

"My room is right next to Yours! Which is good, now we wont have to walk so far to see eachother!" Pinkie said, absolute glee exfoliating from her soul.

"GREEEAAATTT..." Marcus said, chuckling sarcastically.

"And sometimes at night, I tend to have a few Nightmares..." Pinkie explained. "And if that happens, it'd be nice for someone to comfort me. You don't have to, though. But I mean.....I'd do the same for you...." Pinkie gave Sims the guilt trip. Like he gave a shit.

"If you wake me up, I guess I have no choice...." Pinkie smiled whole-heartedly. Sims was lying, of course. Pinkie hugged Sims again, anyway. "I just know we're gonna be GREAT friends...." Pinkie told Sims.

Sims chuckled sarcastically. "I'm sure we are....." He then gave that signature Pony-Hating stare down at Pinkie. She didn't notice, though, because she was too busy hugging her new buddy.

Carousel Boutique....

Rarity and her two fanboys walked into Carousel Boutique. The first thing Nathan and Zane noticed, was Rarity's cat, Opalescence was sleeping on the floor. Nathan and Zane immediately went over to wake her Up.

"I don't know if that's a very good idea, darlings...." Rarity stated. "Opal isn't a very charming kitty....."

"Why keep her then?" Nathan asked.

"She was my mother's cat." Rarity explained. "And when they moved away from Ponyville, they knew Opal would be scared out of her mind about the new surroundings. So, they decided to give her to me. I must say, though, I wasn't exactly pleased to hear of such news...."

"Yeah," Zane said. "Cats suck, anyway...."

"She's not THAT bad." Rarity replied. "She just.....Has a bit of a trust Issue...."

Nathan boldly picked up the Cat in his arms. It didn't wake up, it just slept soundly.

"You're a natural, bro!" Zane exclaimed.

"My mom's a crazy cat lady....So I'm used to this." Nathan chuckled.

"Oh my stars....." Rarity gasped. "Dear Opal NEVER lets me hold her!"

"How about you try while she's asleep?" Nathan suggested.

Rarity trotted over to Nathan, ready to try out this new theory. Nathan gently put the cat in Rarity's arms. Immediately after, though, Opal awoke. She screeched, and jumped on top of Rarity's head.

Rarity scowled. ".....How rude...." She said, and then sighed. "It was a nice try, boys.....But Opal just doesn't care for me too much."

Opal jumped off of Rarity's head, and walked back to Nathan. It plopped down, and started to sleep on Nathan's hooves once again.

"Oh no...." Zane said. "You're turning into your mom, bro!"

Nathan laughed. "I don't think so, man....Like you said, dogs are better, anyway."

Rarity watched, a bit jealous of how her own Pet liked Nathan more than her. "Well, let me show you boys to the Guest Roo-" Rarity tried to finish, but was interrupted by the boys.

"No need, fair Rarity!" Zane proclaimed. "We already know where the guest Room is." The workings of a stalker. I will never understand them.........YUP. Never will....NEVER. HA!

.......SHUT UP AND READ.

"Yes," Nathan nodded. "You work, we'll get settled in."

"Well...." Rarity contemplated, not sure if she should trust the Boys yet. "Alright, then. But PLEASE boys, don't touch anything." She didn't want a repeat of her sister's handiwork.

"Pffttt," Nathan laughed. "We are WAY more mature than Sweetie Belle!" With that, the boys were off, Opal followed them, of course.

Rarity gained a worry look. "Somehow.....I doubt that very much..." She quietly said to herself. She then went back to putting her house back into place.

Fluttershy's Cottage.....

Ryback and Fluttershy were at the Cottage in a jiffy. For a big Stallion, Ryback sure was faster than Fluttershy thought he'd be.

"Here we are..." Fluttershy said, smiling. Ryback opened the door for Fluttershy.

"Oh, I see. Fillies first." She smiled, going inside first as Ryback shut the door behind them.

Ryback looked around. This place looked more peaceful then Outside.

"I hope you don't mind all the Animals, I-Happen to like them..." Fluttershy grinned awkwardly. Ryback nodded no, he liked animals, too. More than he would admit.

"Angel, sweetie." Fluttershy called to her Bunny, who appeared in no time. "This is Ryback....He will be staying here with us for a while...."

Angel cowered in fear of the Big stallion. That was until, Ryback bent down, and gently tickled Angel's cheek. The bunny eased back now, even going so far as to let Ryback HOLD him.

Fluttershy gasped. "I didn't think you could be so good with Animals...." Ryback just smiled with Fluttershy. He nuzzled Angel with his cheek, the Bunny loving every minute of the Affection.

"I think he likes you...." Fluttershy said, amazed at what was happening. Ryback nodded.

"I have many more Animals outside. Would you like to see them?" Fluttershy asked. For an answer, Ryback smiled and nodded. Then, the two went outside to play some more with the Animals.

Cloudsdale....

Rainbow Dash had FINALLY arrived. She was sweating prefously, not to mention panting more than she would have in a race against the Wonderbolts. She had to carry her two guests on her BACK, since they couldn't fly yet. She landed on a Cloud, and quickly threw Ze and Nova onto the ground.

"SHIT!" Nova yelled, his shoulder a bit aggravated. "Watch the wings, Dash!"

"Yes," Ze nodded. "Ze would like to learn to fly one Day....And Ze cannot do that if his Wing is harmed."

"Sorry guys," Rainbow Dash apologized, cracking her back. "You guys are just...REALLY heavy...."

"Yeah, Ze," Nova said, yelling at Ze. "Get on a treadmill, FATASS!" Rainbow laughed.

"Ze says this in the worst way he Possibly can.....FUCK YOU, NOVA." Ze yelled.

"I'll beat you with my left Wing!" Nova yelled.

"Ze will beat you with his dick!" Ze retorted.

Nova snickered. "You would...." Rainbow was ROCL'ing, Rolling On the Cloud Laughing.

"You guys have me in Tears!" Dash said, wiping out her eyes. "Seriously...."

"Ze takes all the credit for the Hilarity." Ze announced, smirking.

"Bullshit you do!" Nova said, yelling. "I'm funnier than you, and YOU KNOW IT."

"Ze thinks you are LYING!" Ze replied.

"I'LL BEAT DAT ASS!" Nova yelled.

"ZE SAYS YOU WILL NOT!"

"MY HOOF SAYS I WILL!"

Rainbow got in between the two, stopping their bickering. "Oh my gosh, guys....." She giggled some more. "I'm going to LOVE hanging out with you two!" Nova and Ze smiled.

"Ze thinks the same." Ze nodded.

"Yeah!" Nova screamed. "So, Dash. Where's your house?" Nova and Ze looked around, but all they saw was a bunch of clouds.

"You're standing on it." Rainbow announced.

"THE HELL?!" Nova yelled as Dash threw him to the next Cloud over. Ze laughed.

"Ze thinks this is a most comfortable house...." Ze fell back, pretty close to falling asleep already.

"You've got that right." Rainbow said. "This IS Cloudsdale, after all. All of the houses are made of Clouds."

"But how am I supposed to jerk off?" Nova thought, frowning. "There ain't no covers here! Everyone will see me handlin' mah bidness!"

"So," Rainbow started. "You guys wanna learn to Fly?"

"Hell yeah!" Nova screamed.

"Ze would like that very much." Ze nodded.

"Well, gets back down on the Ground." Dash suggested. "I'll teach you guys the basics, first."

"But.....We suck complete ASS!" Nova said.

"That's what's gonna make it funnier!" Rainbow giggled.

Ze and Nova trade unsure looks, but decided it was best to learn from the so called "Fastest Flier in Equestria"

Ze and Nova jumped on Rainbow's back, ready to learn how to fly. "MUSH, MOTHERFUCKER!" Nova yelled. Rainbow just rolled her eyes, and started to fly back to the ground.

Sweet Apple Acres

Applejack, Freddie, CM Punk, Damian, Kit and Tate had now arrived at Sweet Apple Acres. Freddie and Punk were ready to go to work. Freddie's kids however, were lazy, and spoiled, and wouldn't mind disagreeing.

"Welp, he we are...." Applejack said. "Home sweet home..."

Damian was the first to state the Obvious. "There's a lot of Apples here...."

"Well, of course, kiddo." Applejack replied, smiling. "We provide the Apples for everyone in Ponyville to eat."

"So you're farmers?" Kit asked.

"Purty much, I reckon." Applejack answered. "And now that ya'll are helpin' us, we'll git all these Apples harvested in record Time!" Kit, Damian, and Tate groaned. They estimated there were probably about 150 Apple trees. Well, actually, Kit was the one who did the estimation, since he was relatively smarter than his brothers.

"Calm down, you divas..." Freddie said. "It'll be fine. You aren't gonna die."

"You don't know that for SURE." Damian said, pouting.

"Kids." Punk said. "Listen to your dad, him and his Purple hair know what he's talking About." Freddie's kids laughed.

"Hey, man!" Freddie retorted. "You're supposed to have my back!"

Punk snickered. "Looks like you've got it all under control to me...."

"Hah hah hah." Freddie mocked, rolling his eyes. "It really wont be bad, sons. We'll have all of these apples in Baskets within the hour."

"A whole HOUR?" Tate gasped. "That's like.....30 minutes!" Everyone stared at the stupid Kid.

"Errr....An hour is 60 minutes, Tate." Applejack reinformed.

"Nuh uh!" Tate said, crossing his arms. "It's 30. My uncle Fred told me!"

"Tate..." Freddie said, putting a hoof on his son's shoulder. "Your uncle Fred is drunk all day, every day....."

"Aaaannnnnddd?" Tate asked.

"When you're drunk, you're stupid and always wrong." Freddie answered, trying to get his sons to get the Point.

"Hey!" Punk exclaimed. "I think you're drunk, Freddie!" Freddie's kids laughed once again. Freddie scowled.

"You suck, man...." Freddie said. "You really do...."

"Thanks!" Punk put on his best Troll face.

"Well, golleh, sis!" Big Macintosh said, joining the group with Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. "Ah didn't know you was bringin' visitors."

"Big Mac, Apple Bloom, Granny Smith. This is CM Punk, Freddie Hediger, and his sons, Damian, Kit, and Tate. They'll be helpin' us with Applebuck season." Applejack said, smiling confidently in her new Friends.

"Oh my..." Granny Smith said. "You sure do look like strong'uns...."

"Why, thank you, Granny Smith." Punk said. "We're happy to help. And we really appreciate you guys letting us stay here for a while."

"Eeeyup." Was all Big Mac could say. "We're happy ta welcome ya'll to Sweet Apple Acres! Let's give ya'll the tour."

"That's right, folks." Applejack said. "Follow us!"

Apple Bloom had noticed Kit, and even though she was only in Elementary School, it seemed as though she had just suffered her first case....Of Puppy love.

"Well, hai there, guys!'' Apple Bloom said, running up to Kit and his brothers.

"Well hi there, sweetie." Freddie said with a cute-struck smile. "You sure are the cutest Pony I've ever seen."

Apple Bloom blushed. "Well, shucks, Mr. Hediger! Ya don't need ta say that."

"Oh yeah I do!" Freddie nodded. "That little red Bow is so PRECIOUS! Tell you what, boys. If you don't wanna work, you can go play with Apple Bloom. Deal?"

"But DAAAADDDD," Damian whined. "She's a GIRL!"

"Yeah! Girls are gross!" Tate yelled. Apple Bloom was bothered by such words, and felt like kicking these Boys in the head.

".....Deal." Kit said, smiling.

"WHAT?!" Damian and Kit screeched at the same time.

"You guys are overreacting." Kit explained. "I'm sure you're LOADS of fun, Apple Bloom!" Just then, little imaginary hearts fluttered above Apple Bloom's head. She blushed like she never had before.

"Oh yeah!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. "Me and mah friends are always goin' on Adventures! It's TONS'a fun!"

Damian and Tate groaned. "Fine...." Damian said. "We'll hang out with you. But if you're lame.....Then we're gonna go work, instead." Tate nodded.

"Be nice, boys..." Freddie warned. "I have to take you to the School in a bit. If we are gonna be here for a while, I want you 3 to go to school Here."

The boys groaned even more now.

"That's so STUPID!" Tate said. "We don't WANNA go to Schooooooo-"

"Hey...." Freddie glared. "Shut up a bit, alright? You're going, and no amount of whining is gonna change my Mind." The kids crossed their arms. They had been defeated, they wouldn't get their way THIS time. Apple Bloom giggled.

Twilight's Library....

"Feel better?" Twilight asked, smiling.

"Oh yes! I feel like I could take on the world!" Austin smiled. Twilight had used her magic to relieve Austin's stress. She EVEN used it to Heal Austin's eye. Which means, no more eye-patch, and no more "Patchy the Pirate" jokes from the boys in the locker room! He was so SICK of those damn jokes!

"Happy to help!" Twilight exclaimed. "That eyepatch looked RIDICULOUS, anyway. Now you look.....Normal."

"I've been wanting that thing off ever Since I got injured." Austin stated. "Thank you, Twilight."

"No problem, Mr. Ross." Twilight smiled.

"Please....Call me Austin." Austin suggested.

"Alright. AUSTIN." Twilight said, trying to get used to the name, while also a bit curious as to why all humans had odd names, it seemed.

Upstairs, Spike was getting more Jealous by the Minute. This was almost as worse than when Owlicious came home. Twilight had talked to Austin since he had got there.

"Now...." Twilight started. "Tell me more about EARTH!" Austin raised an eyebrow, laughing. This pony was OBSESSED with Earth, it seemed.

"Well, alright." Austin said.

Spike sighed, deciding to go sleep in his Basket.

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