"So, What do ya'll thank?" Applejack asked with a smile. "Does being a Poneh feel as great as it looks?"

"Who the hell said being a Pony looked FUN?!" Sims said, scowling. "Whoever said that needs to have their throat ripped Out." In pony form, Sims fur was brown, just like his skin color. He still had his black buzz-cut, and his Cutie Mark, for some odd Reason, was a Knitted Blanket.

"Aww, Marky, you're just mad because your Cutie Mark is a blanket!" Austin said, causing Sims to growl. "I think it feels awesome!" As a pony, Austin pretty much looked like he did as a human. He had his eyepatch still, of course, he had his black Curly hair, his fur was Red, as red as Big Mac's, and his Cutie Mark was an Airplane. He did have a pilot's license, after all, he just didn't know that was his TRUE talents. A hobby, yes, a talent, no. But he liked it anyway.

"Not only that," Punk said. "But it's a KNITTED Blanket!" Punk couldn't help but laugh his ass off, almost everyone had no chance after they saw Marcus' flank. Rarity didn't want to show it, but she smiled at Punk's bravery, especially when Sims would not hesitate to kill him if given the chance.

"Stop fucking laughing!" Sims yelled, not amused. "Knitting calms me..."

"Like you need calming, you female!" Punk said, laughing some more. As a pony, Punk still had his beard, his light black, slicked back hair, his fur was colored blue, but he only had ONE of his tattoos, and that was his Cutie Mark, which was his Straightedge tattoo. That was Punk's favorite one, so he was glad he got to keep it.

"Actually," Sims began. "I DO need calming.....So I don't kill one of you in your Sleep one day....."

"Calm your pussy, Si-IEIEIEIEIIIMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!!!" Nova tried to say, but fell for about the 500th time since becoming a Pony. As a pony, Nova still had his beard, and his slicked back black hair, which had always looked eerily similar from Punk's hair. His fur was charcoal gray, and his Cutie Mark, was what the fuck else? An XBox controller....

"Ze is going to stand still for the rest of his days....." Ze said, fearing the worst. As a pony, Ze still had his 5'Oclock shadow, his fur was a tan Color, his hair was the light brown it had always been, and his Cutie Mark, was The Sword from The Legend of Zelda.

"Come-on, you fucks..." Freddie said, getting sick of this failing. "It's not that hard....." Freddie then started doing some spins and flips in the Air, awing Ze and Nova. As a pony, Freddie still had his purple fauxhawk, of course, he had his lightly transcendent beard, his fur was Seafoam Green (Don't judge), and his Cutie Mark, was....A bottle of Hair Gel? Since when is that a tale-Fuck it....

"Ze can do that in his Sleep!" With that, Ze jumping in the air, tried to do a 360, but only managed to kick Ryback square in the jaw.

"Oh shit...." Nova exclaimed. "Welp, you're fucked." He then patted Ze on the shoulder and went to the corner. "Nice knowing ya, Ze!"

Ze gulped, as Ryback snarled right in his face.

"Ze......Is sorry?" Ze said. Ryback only smiled, and shoved Ze, Ze tried to stay balanced, but ultimately fell back into one of Twilight's many bookcases.

"Thew..." Ze said, thanking his stars. "Ze is proud to say....NO BOOKS HAVE FALLEN ON ZE'S HEAD TODAY-" Before Ze could finish his sentence, about 50 books fell on top of his Head. Everyone gasped, Twilight just scowled. It seemed that at least ONE time EVERY day, she had a book shelf to rejuvenate.

"Daaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa...........Cotton.....Shoe.......Cloud of Perpetual sorrows.........ANESTHESIA." With that cluster-fuck of Words, Ze passed out.

"Hey, you alright buddy?" Nova asked, nudging Ze with his hoof. "ANSWER YOU FHEGHYEGDHJWDW!!!!!" Nova kicked Ze in the nuts, but that didn't work, either. "I've got another idea...." Nova smirked evilly, he then dragged Ze outside, everyone trying to figure out what he would possibly do to poor Ze.

"That wasn't very nice, Ryback!" Pinkie said. Ryback just shrugged, going off to hug more hoes. As a pony, Ryback had his moppy black hair, that covered his eyes, and his Cutie Mark, was a skull, with blood oozing from it's eye sockets....Well, that's telling. And, his coat, was plain black. That's it. It made him look like a Shadow, though, so he would easily be able to scare Fluttershy.

"Zane, look!" Nathan said. "My Cutie Mark....." It was of course, the Troll face. Other then that, Nathan had his super Curly dark brown hair, and his coat was canary Yellow.

"SWEET!" Zane said, excited. "Look at mine!" Zane's Cutie Mark was a Derp Face. Also, he had his sort of moppy light brown Hair, and his coat was green like a Creeper. The two friends Bro-Hoofed once again.

Finally, were Damian, Kit, and Tate. Damian had his black buzz-cut hair, his coat was Orange, and his Cutie Mark was....A Twix bar? DA FUQ? Oh well.....Kit had his brown buzz-cut hair, his Coat was Navy Blue, and his Cutie Mark was a Kit Kat bar. Yeh, there's a story to this.....Finally, was Tate. He has his blonde buzz-cut hair, his coat was Maroon colored, and his Cutie Mark was.....A LAMBORGHINI?! I don't even know....AND I TYPED THIS SHIT!!!!

"Sons," Freddie said. "Your Cutie Marks....SUCK."

"Get over it, Gelly." Damian said, Freddie was shocked. He thought his Cutie Mark was rad! "I didn't think that Twix was a talent, though?"

"Maybe you can work at a Twix factory!" Kit suggested, Damian just blankly stared at him. "Yeah! You make Twix, and I'll make Kit Kats!

"And I'll make....Cars?" Tate said, blinking.

"It fits." Freddie said, smiling. "You're always saying you like a multitude of vehicles."

"What's a vehicle?" Kit asked, confused. Damian and Tate facepalmed. I'm not surprised......His hair is blonde.... Freddie thought.

As for the breed of Ponies everyone was, Nova and Ze were Pegasi, so they'd be able to live on the Clouds. Surprisingly, everyone else were Earth Ponies. Twilight must've made it that way, so the muddafugga's wouldn't try to outshine her with their MAGICS.

Outside, Nova thought of the PERFECT idea to wake Ze up from his nap.....He pissed on him. Across from Twilight's Library, though. Somepony was watching him, Officer J. Jonah Jameson, or Triple J, head Deputy at the Ponyville Police Department. He was smoking a cigar in his white collared shirt and Blue tie. He also had a Hitler 'Stache. Alongside him, was the photographer for the Ponyville Port, Lens Flare.

"Snap some shots right there, Lens....The citizens of Ponyville need to see these scum in Action! I need pictures....PICTURES OF HUMANS." He scowled.

"Yes, sir!" Lens said, taking many pictures of the Unfolding scene. Soon, Ze woke up, and his first reaction, kick Nova in the Balls, what else? Nova groaned in Pain and slumped onto the ground.

"WHAT THE?!" Ze yelled, shaking the pee off of himself. "Why-Why would you......"

"I was just helping You, you fuck!" Nova explained, coughing. "You were knocked out, so I drained mah Lizard! Is that so bad?!"

"It's pretty damn bad, Boys...." Jameson said, now right in front of Ze and Nova

"Who the FUCK are you?!" Nova asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"I'm you juvenile delinquents WORST. NIGHTMARE. EVER." Jameson said, growling at the two boys. "My name, is Officer J. Jonah Jameson! I could arrest you punks for public Urination!"

"J Jonah Jameson? He's the guy from Spiderman!" Nova whispered to Ze.

"Holy shit, I know!" Ze replied.

"Stop whispering!" Jameson yelled, at this Point, everyone else was outside, wondering what the hell was Going on.

"What seems to be the problem, Officer?" Twilight asked.

"I just caught these-these-Punks, inducing in Public urination! Foals live in this town, ya know! You think just because your from Earth, that you can do whatever the hell you want?!"

"Well.....Kinda..." Nova said, shrugging. Ze chuckled.

"Nova, Ze, darlings...." Rarity began. "What were you doing out here?!"

"Ze wouldn't slip out of unconsciousness," Nova explained. "So...I pissed on him!"

"That's....Weird." Fluttershy said quietly.

"Yeah! But it worked! Look at him! He can even walk in his Pony body, now!" Nova exclaimed, as Ze trotted around in circles.

"Officer," Applejack began. "Ah know what these boys did is wrong, but they don't seem like the brightest bunch. I'm sure this is normal, everyday steff for em'!"

"Yeh." Nova said plainly. "It is. On Earth, we don't hesitate to cause a scene." Ze nodded and smirked.

"That's right, boys! Represent!" Punk screamed.

"Just so you all know....." Marcus said. "I don't do ANY shit like this...."

"That's not what your mother said...." Freddie exclaimed. "Oops! Did I say that?" Sims growled.

"I don't trust you Humans....." Jameson said. "And no matter the cost, I'm going to get you ALL, thrown in Jail! And ladies, if you want to stick up for them...You'll all be cell Buddies!"

"You can't talk to the Elements of Harmony like that!" Zane yelled.

"Yeah! They will kill you with Kindness!" Nathan said.

"I don't know what show You guys are watching..." Rainbow Dash said. "But I ain't killing anyone with kindness!"

"I've got my eye on you...." Jameson said. "Comeon, Lens....Let's go...."

"Right away, sir!" Luke said, as the dicks walked Away.

"What's this?" Austin said, picking up the Photos that had dropped out of Lens Flare's Photo pouch. "OH, WHAT THE HELL?!"

"WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?" Pinkie Pie said excitedly. "Let me see-Oh........Ummmm.......Wow.....Ummmm..." Pinkie was speechless.

"Ugh," Rarity said, trying not to throw up. "How can you be so UNCIVILIZED?"

"Simple." Nova explained. ".....I'm not." Ze started laughing.

"You guys are so FUNNY!" Rainbow Dash laughed out loud.

"Atleast SOMEONE appreciates mah talents." Nova smirked.

"Sugacube, I know what talents er, and THAT, well, that ain't no talent..." Applejack said, cringing.

"Depends on how you look at it." Nova said, crossing his arms.

"In picture form?" Austin asked.

"Well....Yeah, you're right, it's not a Talent." Nova answered. "Gotta admit, though...It's pretty cool!"

"I don't get ya'll...." Applejack said, looking away, shaking her head. "I just don't get ya'll....."

"Ze is used to it." Ze said.

"Why don't we just get to our own Homes? It's been a LONG day...." Twilight said, everyone nodded.

"Great idea!" Rainbow said. "Lets go, cool fools!" She gestured towards Ze and Nova. Ze and Nova tried to fly, but just kept crashing into eachother.

"Ugh..." Rainbow said, facehoofing. "Looks like I'm gonna have to carry you guys...."

"FUCK YO STEROIDS, GIRL!" Nova said.

"Yes, Ze has got this in the ba-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" This time, Ze had ran over Horsepower.

"Uh oh....Ze is sorry, sir!" Ze apologized.

"Yeah?" Horsepower said.

"Yeah." Ze replied.

"YEAH?"

"YEAH."

"YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH?"

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Horsepower smiled.

"YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Ze and Horsepower highhoofed, and Horsepower was off, screaming YEAH as he trotted.

Pinkie giggled. "Comeon, Marky! Lets get to Sugarcube Corner. Maybe...You can make me a SWEATER!" Pinkie suggested with Glee.

"If you shut up....YES." Marcus said, his head throbbing.

"HAI RARITY." Nathan and Zane said, derpy looks on their faces.

"Hello, boys." Rarity smiled. "Lets go on home...Shall we?" Zane and Nathan nodded, and they were off.

"Ready to go, Ryback?" Fluttershy quietly asked. Ryback just nodded, making Fluttershy smile. Fluttershy tried to fly off, but Ryback stopped her.

"What's wrong?" Fluttershy asked.

All Ryback did for an answer, was point to his back.

"You want me to ride you?" Ryback nodded. PERVERTED ASS BUTTER-SCOTCH MARE.

"Alright." Fluttershy agreed, hopping on Ryback's back, going on their way to the Cottage.

"Ya'll ready to get back to the Farm for some work?" Applejack asked.

"Nope." Damian said.

"Not really." Kit said.

"Apples." Tate said.

"Wha, yes, we do have apples, Tate." Applejack replied, smiling. Tate smiled with glee.

"You've got some great Kids, Freddie...." Punk said. Freddie's eyes went wide. Apparently, Punk was lying about being Straightedge, because he'd have to be high to think his Kids were "Great."

"Uhhh...Thanks, man." Freddie said. "You should get some kids too, dude. You're already 33."

"I'm just looking for the right girl....." Punk said.

Freddie smirked. "She'll come along, dude. They always do." Punk smiled, that made him feel better.

"Ready to go inside?" Twilight asked Austin.

"Yeah." Austin replied.

"Austin....?" Twilight said, cocking her heard to the side.

"What is it?" Austin asked.

"You seem....Tense...." Twilight smiled, raising an eyebrow.

"I am pretty stressed out. So much has happened today....."

"I have something to relieve that stress." Twilight said, smiling. "Come inside...."

Austin shrugged, and decided to go inside. But he had a BAAAAAADDD feeling something was about to happen.

HE GETTIN' FUCKED.

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