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Sweet Apple Acres....

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"And this here's the barn," Applejack said. "I'm mighteh sorry ta say, but we don't have an extra room in the house, so ya'll will have to sleep in here." Applejack hoped her guests would be accustomed to the living conditions.

"Not a problem," Freddie said, poking his head into the barn. "We're on the road over 300 days a Year. We've slept in Hotels that could pass off as rat's nets." Freddie chuckled.

"Holy crap, don't talk about it, man!" Punk said, holding his head with his hooves, trying to forget about old stories. "I still have nightmares at night...A WHOLE bed, made out of cockroaches!" Punk cringed.

"And it only cost $400 a night!" Freddie exclaimed. "Pretty good deal, I'd say..." He nudged Punk in the abdomen.

"......You're stupid......" Punk said, his eyes bugged out. Applejack and Big Mac laughed.

"Sounds like ya'll have some mighteh fine stories ta tell." Big Mac said.

"Oh yeah we do!" Freddie said, grinning. "We'll have to tell them later. As long as the kids aren't around....They aren't exactly PG tales..." Freddie awkwardly grinned.

"We are NOT telling those stories, dude...." Punk demanded, shaking his head. "It's too risque. We should be in jail for what we've done." Freddie laughed.

"Are ya'll criminals or somethin'?" Applejack asked. Murderers had just left Ponyville, and I don't think they want any type of criminals either.

"Oh no, of course not." Freddie reassured the worried ponies. "We just aren't the most boring people in the World."

"We'd all love ta heard your stories." Big Mac said, smiling. "But right now, we need to teach ya'll how ta APPLEBUCK."

"Is that some type of farming thing?" Punk asked, Applejack and Big Mac nodded.

"Eeeeyup." Big Mac gave his one worded answer. "We need ta buck down all these apples in time for Applebuck Season." He explained as the 4 walked to the Apple Trees.

"Cool," Freddie said. "How do we do it?"

"All ya need ta do..." Applejack explained. "Is go right up ta a tree, lean forward, and with ya back hooves, kick with all your MIGHT!" Applejack demonstrated, kicking a tree full of Apples. They all fell off the branches, and landed on the ground. "Oops," Applejack smiled, embarrassed. "Guess we forgot ta get a basket for em'..."

"I'll get one." Big Mac volunteered, and he trotted off to the barn.

"Now, you guys try." Applejack said, gesturing towards the next tree.

Freddie went up to a tree, and did what he was told, but somehow only managed to fall on his stomach.

".......BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!" Punk busted up into laughter. "YOU-YOU......YOU FAAAIIILLLUURREEEEE!!!!" Punk left some more, as Freddie scowled.

"Let's see you try it, tough guy...." Freddie smirked.

"Alright, then...." Punk agreed, nodding, walking up to the tree. "Let me show you how it's done....." With that, Punk tried the same approach Freddie did, but just like him, only managed to fall on his face.

"Good job there, hardass...." Freddie said, mocking Punk. Punk just growled.

"Hmmmmm...." Applejack thought as Big Mac returned with a big basket. "Interestin', you guys are Rasslers right? Don't ya have any leg muscle?"

"Of course we do." Freddie answered. "We just.....Aren't used to these bodies."

"Well, why don't ya try ta knock the Apples down in a way that ya both are comfortable with?" Big Mac suggested.

"Great idea!" Freddie and Punk said simultaneously. They thought about it for a moment, then went to separate trees. Instead of mule kicking them, they simply performed a Muay Thai kick on the trees. It looked retarded in Pony bodies, but it did the trick. All of the Apples fell down from the tree, Big Mac was able to catch them all in the basket.

"That was a mighteh fine move there, ya'll!" Applejack said, stunned.

"...Eeeyup. What do ya'll call that style of Applebuckin'?" Big Mac asked, curious where the humans learned to buck like that.

Freddie and Punk thought about it for a while, but finally came up with the PERFECT name. "...Apple Thai." They answered at the same time, hoof bumping.

"Well, that 'Apple Thai' is purty darn impressive." Apple Jack said, Big Mac nodded in agreement. "Y'all are gonna have to teach us sometime." Punk and Freddie agreed to teach the hicks the way of the Dragon. Big Mac whispered something inaudible to Applejack, which caused her to get a sly smile on her face.

"Ummm....Y'all keep up that Apple Thai stuff. Me and Big Mac need to go...." Applejack tried to come up with an answer.

"We need to calculate the amount of profits expected for this season." Big Mac answered. "...Eeeeyup, that's it."

"That's right." Apple Jack nodded. "Cuz....It's important ta know how much money is expected."

"It's cool." Freddie said, already on his 5th Apple tree.

"Yeah, we can take it from here..." Punk said, on his 5th Apple tree, as well.

"Well all right, then!" Apple Jack said, excited. "Let's go, Big Macintosh...." She gave him a wink.

"...EEEEYUP!" Big Mac said his catchphrase with a lot more enthusiasm this time.

When they were out of hearing distance, Punk said something bold. "They're gonna get it on, man...." He snickered.

"No doubt. That's what rednecks do." Freddie agreed as he caught Punk's apples in the basket.

"They make it too obvious, though..." Punk laughed. "I mean, what a piss poor excuse..." Punk then put on his best southern drawl. "GooooooooooooLLLLEEEHH, I dun reckon we needa go calcuLLLAATTEEE the earnins' for this year's AppleBUCK Season, shuck em' UUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!"

Freddie fell on the ground, laughing so hard he couldn't catch Punk's apples as most of them caught him right in the nuts. For this reason alone, Punk joined him in laughing, hysterically, that is.

Applejack and Big Mac were now inside the house, Granny Smith was, as usual, asleep in her rocking Chair. And it would take an Atomic Bomb 5 feet away from her ears to wake her up.

"Go put on something lacy...." Big Mac suggested, a sheepish grin on his face.

"Don't you fret..." Applejack said with a seductive grin. "I'll pick something to your liking...." With that, they kissed, and Applejack went upstairs to feed her hickish nature.

"Golleeehhhh...." Big Mac said, in love. "I sure am glad I picked her over Granny Smith!"

Flying Lessons with Rainbow Dash.....

Rainbow Dash paced in front of Ze and Nova. She had agreed to teach the two all she knew about flying, as long as they listened to every word they said. Of course, the two would HAVE to learn to fly if they wanted to be real Pegasus, so they easily accepted. Nova and Ze were standing, their chins up high, their chests puffed out, military style.

"So," Rainbow Dash started. "You two wanna be fliers, do ya?"

"SIR YES SIR!" Ze and Nova quickly yelled. Rainbow Dash quirked an eyebrow, and got right in their face.

" DO I LOOK LIKE I WOMAN TO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS?!" She yelled, bringing the men on the verge of crapping their pants.

"SIR NO....Sir?" They replied, still shaking.

Rainbow Dash facehoofed. This would be tougher than it seemed.

"Let's just drop the whole Military thing..." Dash suggested. Nova and Ze agreed.

"Okay." Dash started. "Now, if you wanna be just like me, all you need to do is WATCH me. If you watch my awesomeness, you will get the FEEL of it. And sooner or later, you two will be on your way to being as awesome as Me!" Rainbow Dash grinned in confidence. "Remember, I said AS awesome as me, not more awesome than me. That's just....Not possible. Basically, you'll be about 20% less awesomer than me."

"SHUT UP AND TEACH US." Nova said, shielding his ears from constant bragging.

"Eager, eh?" Dash smirked. "That's what I like to see. Just watch....." Dash reared back, and places her front hooves on the ground, and her back hooves way behind her. "And learn..." With that, Rainbow Dash was off. She started performing some amazing tricks she had learned over the Years. Nova and Ze watched in delight, but couldn't tell how Rainbow Dash was pulling all of this off, on account of her being so damn fast.

It lasted longer than they had expected, Rainbow had more moves than even she thought she did, but she soon returned back to the ground. "How was that?" She asked, putting on her Sunglasses, and crossing her arms.

"FUCKIN' SWEET!" Nova screamed. Him and Ze applauded.

"Thank you, thank you..." Rainbow bowed.

"Ze did not learn anything from watching you, though....." Ze said, scratching his head. "You're....Too fast for Ze...."

Rainbow Dash quirked an eyebrow. "Well....Your eyes just need to keep up!" Ze and Nova shared looks.

"....Yeah!" Nova agreed. "Stop fucking everything up, ZE!!!!!!! I learned shit...." He smirked.

"Oh REALLY?" Rainbow said, sensing Nova's lie. "Well, then, oh great Nova....SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT."

Nova gulped. "All-All right...." He went into his stance, and took off soon enough.

20 feet Away from this, was Horsepower, still doing his daily jog.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Horsepower chanted while pacing himself. Just then, Nova crashed into his face, and for fear of his life, clung onto his hair.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no........NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Horsepower screamed, trying to swat Nova off. Soon enough, Rainbow Dash flew over, and pulled Nova off of Horsepower's face.

"Sorry about that, Horsepower...." Rainbow apologized. Horsepower just looked at her.

"YYYYYYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.....Right." Horsepower stated, scowling. He then started running again. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." He chanted.

Rainbow looked at Nova, not surprised, but still disappointed in his performance. "Nova..." She said. "You didn't learn anything, did you?"

"I learned that that pony injects roids in his Asscheeks all day." Nova stated. Rainbow Dash couldn't take it, she started laughing again.

"Okay....Okay...." Rainbow said, in tears. "I guess I'll have to tell you guys how to be a good flier, step by step...."

Nova and Ze approvingly smiled at their trainer. "Alright....." Rainbow said. "Class....Is in session...."

Sweet Apple Acres.....

Back at Sweet Apple Acres, Freddie and Punk were still buckin' Apples, Apple Thai style. But upstairs, in the Apple Family house....Big Mac was about to be working hard, too....On Applejack....YEAH, I SAID IT.

Big Mac waited patiently outside his sister's room. He was ready to get it on right now. But just like he was told by his momma, "You always need to wait for the best things..." So Big Mac would need to wait for his FAVORITE thing in the world.....YUM YUM BUMP BUMP TIME WITH HIS SISTER. Yup, that's what I'm calling it.

"Okay," Apple Jack called from inside her room. "Desert's on....COOOMMMEE and get it, big boy...."

Big Mac literally started jumping in a Pinkie Pie-esque fashion. He opened the door quickly, and saw his sister sprawled on the bed, that same seductive grin on her face he had saw many times.

"Goooooooolllleeeehhhhhh....." Big Mac said, starting to drool. "What happened to all y'all's clothes?"

"Why do I need on clothes?" Applejack answered. "You were just gonna take em' off, anyway...."

"Good point." Big Mac said, chuckling.

"Speaking of POINT...." Applejack said. "You're lookin' extra pointy right now...." She grinned. Apple Jack was talking about Big Mac's penis. It was 3 times it's normal size, this only happened when he saw his sister in a position where he could give it to her like no other.

"Eh heh heh heh......" Big Mac laughed and grinned. "You like it?"

"I sure as hay do..." Apple Jack answered. She got off of the bed, and got down on all four's. Big Mac KNEW what was gonna happen next. As if on cue, Apple Jack opened her mouth, and wrapped her lips onto Big Mac's, well, Big Mac.

"Awwwhawhawhawwwwww........" Big Mac groaned in delight. Apple Jack continued to blow Big Mac's giant load. She stopped for one moment, and looked up at her brother.

"Ya like that, big boy?" Apple Jack asked.

"...Eeeyup, yup, yup, yup, yup!" Big Mac answered gleefully. Apple Jack then went back to handling her business, sucking Big Mac harder than she had ever done. The two siblings had been getting intimate with eachother since they were 14, all of their aunts and Uncles did it, so why couldn't they?

Big Mac started sweating bullets. The sweat rolled off his forehead, and landed on Applejack's head. This seemed to give the filly the Edge she needed to make Big Mac even hotter. She wrapped her tongue around her brother's sausage, and salivated on his pubic sack. Big Mac moaned in delight, and Apple Jack giggled as her work was done. Big Mac's sperm had launched into Apple Jack's mouth, she swished it in her mouth for a bit, and finally swallowed it. Big Mac grinned at the display, and so did his sister.

"Hey sis," Big Mac started. "Mind givin' me an old fashioned?" He was of course, talking about a Hoof-Job.

"Sure thing, sugarcube...." Apple Jack took her two front Hooves, clenched them together between Big Mac's penis, and started shaking.

"Awwwhaaawwwhaaawww....That's the Sspppoootttt...." Big Mac pleasurebly moaned. After a couple moments, Big Mac had ejaculated, and more sperm blew right up in Applejack's face, LITERALLY.

Apple Jack was going to get a towel to wipe of the residue, but Big Mac stopped her.

"Allow me, sis...." Big Mac suggested, as he bent down, and licked his own sperm off of his Sister's face.

Apple Jack smiled. "Oh, Big Mac, always a gentleman...."

"...Eeyup, that's me." He said proudly. "Now, let me give it to you like a gentleman...." Applejack moaned as Big Mac immediately started groping his sister's neck. After a while, he made his way to his sister's mouth. The two engaged in a passionate make-out session. It was official, Applejack and Big Mac were now donors for the first Annual Spit Drive. Their tongues traveled to and fro, around their mouth. The sperm still on Apple Jack's tongue, Big Mac didn't mind swallowing the contaminated substance. Soon, the two were playing a very competitive game of Tonsil Hockey, back and forth, back and forth, nopony seemed to be winning, and these siblings were fine with that.

"Enough of this foreplay nonsense!" Apple Jack exclaimed. "Let's clean these plates!"

"I can't say no ta that!" Big Mac chuckled. Big Mac promptly got behind his sister's flank, and started ramming his dick right in. It was a tight space, but it still fit enough to make Applejack squeal like a greasy pig. Big Mac started ramming harder and harder, the harder he rammed, the louder she screamed, the happier Big Mac got.

"Ah sure hope you didn't forget about mah front..." Apple Jack hinted.

"Course not. Hold on." Big Mac finished up his business in the back, Apple Jack laid down on the bed. And Big Mac began to work on his sister's nether region.

Big Mac ran his tongue in a complete 360 degree circle around Apple Jack's vagina, his tongue swirled like a vortex, ready to suck them both in. And suck, is what Big Mac did. He puckered his lips, and began to suck away at his sister's pussy, which made Applejack moan in Glee. Then, Big Mac's penis came into play. In, out, in, out, in, out. The vicious cycle went on for many minutes...Just like old Times.

Meanwhile....

Freddie and Punk were already half-way done with the Apple Bucking. They counted only 50 trees out of 100 left.

"I gotta go to the bathroom." Freddie said, he put the basket down, and walked to the Apple Family house. Punk smirked, pretty much KNOWING what Freddie was going to do.

Freddie was now inside, he saw Granny Smith inside, asleep in her rocking Chair, of course. He didn't know where his sons and Apple Bloom had ventured off to, but he trusted they knew where they were going. Freddie quietly tip-toed up the steps, and arrived at Apple Jack's room. He had heard the moaning, which should've been proof enough, but Freddie thought Big Mac may have just been giving his sister the Heimlich maneuver. Their door was open just enough for Freddie to see the action. "Well, she's choking all right...On dick." Freddie thought. The siblings were still going at it hot and heavy on their bed. Freddie had all the proof he needed, and then left to go back outside and help finish up the Apple Bucking.

When Punk saw him again, he asked the simple question. "Well?"

Freddie smirked, knowing what Punk was asking. "All I can say is, those two are VERY close towards one another...." Freddie and Punk laughed, and began to work some more.

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