A life, dedicated to taking over Earth. Pyro-Zi promised his parents at a young age that he would accomplish what no other Alien had ever even tried to do. Just today, that goal was put on hold for a while. Right now, Pyro-Zi was focused on taking over Equestria. He had the technology, the determination, the confidence, and the brain to take life away from every living Pony. This was all true, but, one fell swoop of a claw, ended Pyro-Zi's hopes of not only taking over Equestria, but Earth, as well. What would his parents think of him right now? It doesn't matter, he's too dead to listen to their heckling.

I know what you are thinking, how could someone talk so much shit, but STILL not get the job done? Pyro-Zi had let his parents down, everyone was supposed to fear him. Why the need to fear a so called "Evil Genius", that can't even defeat an Ursa Major. Sure, defeating one is a tall task for anyone, but Pyro-Zi had the technology to do it in record time, but he wasted time, and in the end, he wasted his life.

Or....Did he? As Pyro-Zi laid on his back, the blood on the ground retracted, seeping back through the Emperor's pores. His heart began beating once again, a quick sign of this, was that in an incredible recovery....Emperor Pyro-Zi opened his eyes. Pyro-Zi had just stared in the face of the Grim Reaper, and spat right smack-dab in it. His first act of his second Life, was to smirk that evil Smirk he had done so many times during his life.

In actuality, Pyro-Zi knew he would come back to life when physically harmed beyond death. He had known this for a while, with the help of one of his more....Doctored inventions. It was called the UIV, which stood for Ultimate IV. How did it work? Well, Pyro-Zi had discovered upon his arrival on Earth, that the Humans used a drug called Orpheus to bring people back to life. Pyro-Zi was impressed that some scientists, not as smart as him, could create such a magnificent drug. He wanted it, so he got it. All he had to do was disguise himself as an F.B.I. agent, go to the top Secret headquarters, and steal as much Orpheus as he could. Then, he reproduced the drug, creating an unlimited supply in no time. He then created a small container that could contain enough Orpheus to keep him alive if he died. He would also need an IV, so the Orpheus would be able to flow through his veins. So, Pyro-Zi made an IV, as well. The IV was large enough to travel across his whole Body, so it did, passing through all the main Artery's and veins, Pyro-Zi now had unlimited life. The container and IV could only be destroyed by ONE substance, ironically enough, it was Magic.

Pyro-Zi's first words spoken in his second Life were nothing you wouldn't expect him to say all day Long. "I'm glad people don't Underestimate me...." Pyro-Zi started. "For if I did not have constant Orpheus flowing through my entire Body, I surely would have let them down. Alas, I'm too smart. In fact," Pyro-Zi boasted. "I proclaim myself, Emperor Pyro-Zi, smartest entity in this, or any other Dimension." He bowed for himself. But now, he had a bone to pick, a pretty fucking big bone, called an Ursa Major.

"You may have killed me, giant creature..." Pyro-Zi said, snarling. "But you have not defeated me yet. And if you have plans to, you may as well abandon such foolish Thoughts! Now....What weapon to use? I need something...Practical." With that, Pyro-Zi pulled out a Bubble Wand.

"Ahhhh," Pyro-Zi said, completely happy about what was about to happen. "This is the PERFECT humiliation device." He laughed manically. Luckily, the Ursa Major stepped out of the cave. This was great, now Pyro-Zi wouldn't need to go back in there. The Ursa Major roared, as Pyro-Zi used another surprise gadget on the titanium Bubble Wand to his advantage. It was a camera. Pyro-Zi took a picture of the Ursa Major, which immediately made a bubble about 3 inches bigger than the Ursa Major develop. The bubble floated towards the Ursa Major at a quick speed. The Ursa Major expected this to be easy, easily thinking she could just pop the bubble with her claws. Well, that wouldn't be happening anytime soon, the bubble still captured the giant Creature. Just like the IV and Orpheus Container, and many of Pyro-Zi's other invention, it could only be popped by Magic. The Ursa Major growled ferociously, as Pyro-Zi easily went over to the bubble, and picked it up with one finger. The bubble did have an over 1000 pound animal Species inside of it, but Pyro-Zi specially produced these bubbles to be Air-Light, meaning whatever was inside of it, Pyro-Zi could carry it EASILY.

"Computer!" Pyro-Zi yelled. Once again, the Computer unwinded.

"Yes, Emperor?" It beeped.

"What is this creature I hold?" He asked simply.

"Calculating origin...." The computer downloaded data once again. "The creature you carry currently, is called an Ursa Major. They are much bigger than Ursa Minors, which are their children. They are powerful beyond belief, and with one swipe of a claw, can kill a medium sized dragon."

"Interesting," Pyro-Zi smirked. "So, I am about to kill a creature that can kill a DRAGON? That's....PATHETIC!" Pyro-Zi shouted the last Word, mocking the Ursa Major.

"Not only that..." Pyro-Zi said. "But that smaller creature I killed, must have been your SON." Pyro-Zi laughed. "That's just TOO MUCH!" The Ursa Major just roared some more, desperately trying to get out of the Bubble.

"I don't think so...." Pyro-Zi growled. "You are going to rue the day you swiped that claw of yours at Me...Now, you can join your son, in wherever it is you creatures go when you Die!" Pyro-Zi used his Rocket Shoes to fly far up into the Air. When he thought he was far up enough for a sure fire death, he stopped, and looked down.

Then, Pyro-Zi, without another word, dropped the bubble containing the Ursa Major. It traveled at impossible speeds down. It was even faster than Rainbow Dash! In no time, the bubble was hitting the ground with a force that would of killed ANYTHING in existence. The bubble exploded, and so to, did the Ursa Major's body. Blood, intestines, guts, and many other Organs flew all across the land. Pyro-Zi smirked. His second life was starting off quite well so far.

"Good lord," Pyro-Zi said, sarcastically putting his hands to his mouth, gasping. "I'm so sorry, you hideous thing....I didn't mean to burst your bubble." At his pun, Pyro-Zi laughed uproariously, only for a few seconds, as he soon realized how lame he just sounded. "Ugh..." Pyro-Zi said. "That....Was BAD."

"Yes, Emperor. It was." The computer stated, laughing.

"SILENCE!" Pyro-Zi screamed, causing a pixelated sweat drop to appear on the Computer's monitor. "You may go back to sleep Mode, computer." He crossed his arms. On his command, the Computer quickly went back to sleep mode, disappearing into the Emperor's briefcase.

"If I can kill an Ursa Major....." Pyro-Zi said. "Then how in the HELL do these weak Ponies believe they can beat ME!? I am quite interested in those Elements of Harmony, though.....I will have to learn more about them." With that, he took his supplies, and went into his brand new Cave.

The library.....

"So," Austin asked. "Do you think we made a good first impression?"

"The princesses seemed to like you just Fine." Twilight answered.

"YAY!!!!!!!" Zane and Nathan screamed, causing everyone to cover their Ears. "LUNA LIKES US! LUNA LIKES US! LUNA LIKES US! LUNA LIKES US!" To stop this ear-Drum abuse, all Ryback had to do was was glare at the Bronies. Peace was restored once Again.

"Sorry...." Zane and Nathan apologized. Pinkie Pie giggled.

"So," Twilight said. "Are you all ready to become PONIES?" With that, everyone cheered, Ryback smiled, and Marcus just growled.

"Woo.....Freaking....Hoo....." Marcus said, sarcastically waving his index finger.

"Look, Marky." Rainbow Said, glaring at Marcus. "I'm not sure what your problem is, but your really getting on not mine, but everyone else's nerves as well. What is so bad about Ponies?!" She asked.

"First off, my name is NOT Marky. Okay?" Marcus said, snarling. "Secondly, I'm not discussing it with ANY of you!" He yelled.

"Just tell us, ya stubborn fool." Applejack said.

"Yeah! You can trust us, Marky!" Pinkie said, giggling.

"No, I can't trust you." Marcus explained. "Because I DON'T trust you!"

"Why not?" Twilight asked. "How horrific could it be?"

"Pretty fucking horrific...." Marcus said. "You ponies wouldn't understand. NONE OF YOU would understand what I went through! Nothing like it has ever happened to ANY of you!" Marcus was fuming. Why did these stupid ponies want to know his secret? Why did they care?

"Besides," Marcus said, looking away. "Why do you all even care?"

"Because...." Pinkie said. "You're our friend Mark-Marcus." She almost slipped up and called him his nickname, which wouldn't have been good.

"Oh?" Marcus said. "I'm your friend, huh?" All the ponies nodded. "Well, I sure wasn't your friend ever before!"

"What are you talking about, darling?" Rarity asked the same thing everypony else was thinking.

"Just turn me into a Pony...." Marcus said, closing his eyes. Tears starting to well Up. Freddie just shrugged, not knowing was Marcus was talking about either. Marcus had never told anybody about what happened.

Pinkie was about to ask Marcus to tell his story again, but Applejack whispered to her to just let Him be, so Pinkie backed off.

"Okay..." Twilight said, nervous and actually a bit Scared of Marcus in his current state. "Everyone ready?" They all gave a thumbs up, except for Marcus, who just wiped his eyes out.

With that, Twilight's horn lit up, magic beginning to come into Play. All of the Humans eyes starting glowing white, a bit of pain piercing through their body.

Seconds later, a white burst of any filled up the library, nobody could see anything until it finally phased out. Twilight was exhausted, that spell took a lot out of Her. She just fell to the floor, rubbing her forehead.

Standing before the Mane 6 and Spike, were the 12 newest Ponies in Ponyville. They all looked at their hooves, most starting to smile, but none bigger than Zane and Nathan.

"AWW YEAH!" Nathan said. "This is AWESOME!"

"Now we can do this...." Zane said. "BRO-HOOF!" With that, Zane and Nathan's hooves met for the first time, they were giddy with excitement.

"OH SHIT!" Nova screamed, immediately slipping on the ground, not used to his new Body. Everybody laughed at Nova's clumsiness. "WHAT THE-WAAAALLKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nova kept trying to walk, but just kept falling down.

"Need some help?" Rainbow Dash giggled.

"No, no...." Nova said, trying to act like he had everything under control. "I'm just, ya know, goofing around....This time, I'm walking!" Nova tried to walk once more, but, ONCE AGAIN, just fell of his ass.

"HAHA! Ze laughs at You! HAHA!" Ze teased Nova.

"I may be in a new Body," Nova began. "But...I can still do THIS!" With that, Nova pushed Ze.

"WHOA!" Ze screamed. "STAY UP, STAY UP, STAY UP, STAY UP, STAY UP, DAMMIT!!!!!!" After many seconds of trying to stay Balanced, Ze too, fell on his ass. Everyone laughed. Ze and Nova started kicking eachother with their hooves.

"FUCK OFF!" Nova yelled. He launched another kick. This time, he caught Ze right in the nuts.

Ze automatically groaned. "Ze's.......Pubic Sack.......HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP." He barely managed to screech out the next Word.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash couldn't stop laughing. "Ya'll are a RIOT!" Applejack said.

"We TRRIYIYIYIYIYI-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Nova tried to say, falling on his ass Once again.

"MLG! MLG!" Ze screamed. He was doing a Hoove-Stand. But Nova kicked him, stopping his momentum.

"OUCH!" Ze yelled, rubbing his forehead. "DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ZE'S AWESOMENESS?

"Yeh I do!" Nova said. "You wanna go?"

"Considering you and Ze can't walk...." Ze began, falling again. "Maybe we will have to wait a while."

"Agree-EEEEEEDDDDDD!" Nova screeched, falling.

"Cool!" Freddie exclaimed. "I still got my fauxhawk!" He started touching his hair with his hooves.

"You're the only Pony in Ponyville with hair like THAT." Twilight said.

Freddie's children were having a grand Old time. They were jumping around the library with Pinkie. While Ryback was trying to hug CM Punk.

"Get away from me, dammit!" Punk said, trotting away from the Big man. Ryback just trotted faster, though, until he finally got him in a Big bear Hug.

"Dammit..." Punk pouted. "Alright, alright, man. Put me down." Finally, Ryback put Punk down, and ran off to hug more Ponies.

Rarity couldn't help but stare at CM Punk. He had to be the second most Handsome colt she had ever Seen. First was Engineer, of course, but Punk fit his Pony body quite Well.

"Phillip!" Rarity called.

"Yeah?" Punk said.

"May I talk to you...In private?" Rarity asked.

Punk smirked. He couldn't believe this chick wanted him this fast. Must've been the beard. He touched his chin with his hoof. Yup. The beard was still there. "Sure...." He answered. And with that, the Colt and Filly went outside.

"So....." Punk began. "What you need?"

While Punk expected Rarity to pounce on him like cat-nip, instead, he saw the most pissed off Look he had ever seen. Whether on woman, or Pony. If looks could kill....

"Do you think I am stupid, darling?" Rarity asked.

".....What?" Was all the shocked Chicago native could say.

"That apology you gave me earlier.....You didn't mean it." Rarity scowled.

"What are you talking about?!" Punk said. "Yes I did!"

"You shouldn't lie to a lady, Phillip....." Rarity said, looking away. "Not only that, but you've been completely arrogant and self-centered since you first Got here."

"Oh.....I'VE been self centered?" Punk exclaimed. "I sat on the ground. Unlike you, sister. I've seen many women like you back on Earth. Prissy, bossy, thinking their shit don't stink. Well, let me tell you something.....There is NO WAY I'm going to stand for bitches HERE of all Places."

"How DARE you insult me with such words!" Rarity said, starting to get pissed. "You do not know me, Phillip. You do not know me at all."

"Oh," Punk said. "But I DO....I know all about your kind. And yeah, My apology WAS a lie. I only said it so tensions wouldn't Rise. But I'm glad you figured it out. I was going to tell you this soon Enough, anyway....You need to wake up and smell the Hay. Ponies don't wear FAKE EYELASHES." He said, gesturing.

"They do when they want to look their best!" Rarity yelled.

"That's the problem....." Punk said. "We can stand here and argue all Night, but what will it accomplish? How about you and Me, just stay out of eachother's ways, and play off the fact that I'm a Hobo, and you're a Snob? Alright?

"I concur." Rarity said. "I am not, in any way, a SNOB. You are more of a Hobo than I am a snob."

"I've been called worse. Anything your bitchy Attitude throws at me, I can just reflect it right back to You."

Rarity paused for a minute, running out of words. "....HOBO!"

"SNOB!"

"HOBO!"

"SNOB!"

"HOBO!"

"SNOB!"

"HOBO!"

"SNOB!"

"HOBO!"

"SNOB!"

Rarity was sick of saying the same Word over and Over, so she just settled for kicking Punk in the groin, and walked off.

Punk lied on the ground, groaning. "That hurts even more than High Heels!" He yelled. "I'm not done with her yet...." He got up slowly, and went back inside.

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