[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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" What do you mean you can't take care of him! He is your colt!" I exclaimed at Anarchy.

" You don't think I want Chargey back? I have to get the ingredients for the remedy, it shouldn't take long though," Anarchy smiled with a bad poker face.

Ditzy walked up," How many days?"

" Why do you think it's days?" Anarchy said with the same face. Both Ditzy and I stared at her intensely, we knew she needed us," Okay fine! Two days tops!"

" Nuh uh, no way!" I said.

" C'mon Graze! We trained for this before thanks to Cross," Ditzy said with a kind heart...Bless her kind heart....Bless it for fucking me over with Charge.

[ I will not give them in a boat]

< I will not give them in an oak>

[ I will not give them here or there ]

< I shall not give them anywhere>

[ I do not give a fuck you see]

< Now go away Anarchy and let me be>

{ Why Joy? I expect this from Kill not you}

< Don't lie to me, we all know we don't want to take care of Charge >

Aroma was walking in the background playing with Valkyria as she spotted the foal," AWWW IT'S SO CUTE!"

[ I'm glad she said IT ]

" So Aroma, you guys gonna take care of Charge while I'm out?" Anarchy asked," Please?" Puppy dog pout...damn my only weakness...and rape...and spiders... and ghost foals..... and dark room with mirrors...

< We get the point, we have a lot of weaknesses and fears>

[Next thing you're in a room with a mirror and BAM! The mirrored foal you grabs and rapes you with spiders]

{ What are you smoking Kill?}

" No!" I shouted.

" YES!" Aroma and Ditzy  screamed an outburst of joy.

" Alright Charge, be a good foal for Anarchy and we will get you back to normal," Anarchy kissed Charge on his forehead where he playfully reached out a hoof for Anarchy while sucking on one.....D'aww?

< I don't know if that's creepy or cute>

[ Mindfucked ]

Anarchy slammed the door on her way out making Charge cry uncontrollably. " Oh fuck! Why?! WHY?!" I shouted too making things worse.

" Graze! Stop it, he will just cry some more! You have to treat a foal with care," Aroma said picking up Charge within her magical grasp slowly rocking him back and forth as he continued crying. And cried and cried and cried some more for at least two hours straight." That's it, I give up," Aroma said not even trying her best shot.

I stared at her with intent to murder as this being her fault," Okay fine! Let me try singing him to sleep, that usually works." Aroma cleared her throat and began singing the tune everypony was sung to when they were foals.

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to lay your sleepy head

Hush now, quiet now

It's time to go to bed.

Drifting off to sleep

Exciting day behind you

Drifting off to sleep

Let the joy of dreamland find you

Foal Charge looked at her curiously as she sang amazed by her voice...And then cried again. Aroma literally gave up on all hope from the crying Charge and thus began her crying as well on the floor. Honestly, how did his mother not kill herself from this torture?

Now with two crying ponies Ditzy and I looked worried at one another," You take care of Aroma, I will take care of Charge," I said taking control of the situation giving Ditzy the easier task.

I watched as Ditzy patted Aroma on the back and began telling her a story," There was this beautiful princess who lived in [ A few minutes later] and she lived happily ever after, the end." Aroma watched Ditzy wiping her tears as she got upon her haunches and hugged Ditzy. Now all we had was one more problem....Charge.

I cleared my throat gaining baby Charge's attention as he listened intently to my story," Once upon a time, there was an ugly seapony, he was so ugly every seapony died. And that's how Atlantis was destroyed."

Baby Charge smiled and clapped his hooves wanting more. He then yawned showing that he was tired from applauding, "Maybe one more story should do it," Ditzy informed me.

I cleared my throat once again preparing the story telling voice," Alright, my name, is Morgan Freecolt," I said imitating the great actor's voice making the story twenty percent more interesting.

'' Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, 'Will you marry me?' " Aroma's face brightened with joy hearing another story like this in one day," The princess said NO!" Aroma's frown turned upside down as quickly as it came, so I continued with my story." The prince then lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, fucked with cute curvy mares, raced chariots, went to naked bars, dated mares half his age, drank AppleJack Daniel's as well as the milk from the box never hearing a bitch his entire life. Oh! He also went to rock concerts, kept his apartment, his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working. All his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell, but we can't forget the big stash of money! And he also left the toilet seat up, the end."

[ Best story ever]

All the mares in the household looked pissed at hell at me, even Valkyria! But it did the job. " Hey, don't look at me because you ladies can't control your children, you did ask for this," I said trotting off with a successful smile.

We all smiled looking at the sleeping Charge in his blanket," Aww he's so cute," Ditzy said.

" Yeah....Want to get rid of him?" I offered.

" Yes!" Aroma exclaimed," But who?"

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* Knock Knock Knock*

" Get us out of here Aroma!" I said as she soon followed instructions teleporting us to our dorm and evacuating the area leaving behind a crib with a note.

The door opened revealing a certain scarred pony with a jacket, he looked down at the crib raised an eye brow and sighed," You know, if ponies are going to prank me, at least light the bag of shit first," Chaser said walking back into his room slamming the door.

" Hey, who was that Cloud?" Omnius asked on his couch.

" Meh, someone left a pile of shit in a crib."

Luna entered the room and questioned him," A crib? That seems awfully odd."

" Yeah! Why would anypony ruin a perfectly good crib?" Omnius asked.

" WAAAHH WAAHHH!!" A cry was heard outside Chaser's room.

" I don't think that's shit," Omnius said galloping to the door as the couple followed and quickly opened it seeing the crib with two moving hooves.

Luna removed the cloth revealing a black and white foal with bat wings," What is a foal doing on our doorstep?" Luna asked.

" Why does it look inside out?" Chaser laughed commenting on the baby's looks," I mean, it's got a face only a mother can love." He quickly received a slap to the back of his head from Luna's hooves, she then picked up the note with her magic and read:

Good Luck you're going to need it. By the way if you haven't figured it out, that foal is Charge. Ta-ta.

Signed with lots of Love, xoxo, kisses and smiley faces, rainbows and skittles,

Razor Graze

Chaser ignored every part of the letter looking at Charge," So, I was right, this is shit." *WHAP* He then received another hoof to the back of his head," Alright alright, sorry, so what are we going to do with him?"

" I say we leave him and let the timber wolves come for him and raise him as there own," Omnius stated.

" I say we kill it with fire....Or holy water, whichever one works better. Let's do both!" Chaser exclaimed happily. Both Omnius and Chaser received a hoof to the back of their heads from Luna.

" We are taking care of him until we find out what's happening, and that's final," Luna said bringing the baby inside with it's carriage.

" Ahahaha Chaser's pussywhipped," Omnius teased Cloud who in return punched him in the gut," Okay...you win," Omnius said laying on the floor as he crawled inside.

" So, what are we supposed to do with Charge exactly?" Luna asked confused as both stallions looked at her," I maybe a princess but I am not a mother."

A disgusting scent coming from Charge diffused through the entire room polluting the breathing air," What is that?" Omnius sniffed the air and quickly placed a hoof over his snout.

Chaser looked seriously as the scent had an urge to kill," There be a shit storm a brewin'. "

All three adult ponies watched in disgust as the foal Charge clapped his hooves playfully letting more rip out as the scent got worse. The scent was so strong, it broke the metaphoric glass representing their sanity ," OH MY SISTER! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT SCENT?!" Luna exclaimed.

" OH YOUR SISTER! SEND IT TO THE MOON!" Chaser exclaimed taking in the full whiff of the scent. A scroll appeared randomly in front of Chaser with Celestia's royal insignia.

' The moon doesn't deserve such punishment.'

" I don't know but I think we need some scented candles," Omnius said going to the nearest cupboard and placed a candle on a table. He pulled a match and struck it against the wall.

Chaser and Luna thought it was a good idea at the moment until both their minds started to actually work. Their eyes opened widely staring at each other quickly jumping at Omnius before -- *BOOM!*-- that.

Omnius, Chaser and Luna coughed out a black puff of smoke from the mouths looking at Omnius with murderous intents.

" Uhm sorry?" Omnius smiled sheepishly as Chaser approached him with a hoof ready to punch with his face still smudged with black smog.

" Do you see this?" Chaser said pointing to his jacket," No pony ruins the jacket! Now, say your last prayers before I rip you a new --"

" Hey! Where is Charge?!" Luna said looking at the empty crib.

" He couldn't have left the room, the door is still closed," Omnius said as Chaser dropped him," Come out Mr. Charge, where are you?"

Chaser sighed and facehoofed," Now we got a baby Mr. Charge filled with shit and worst thing yet, we can't even get rid of that scent. I really fucking hate Mondays."

" Me too," both Omnius and Luna replied.

Me too....Can you believe this all happened because Vinetion wanted her cup of coffee?

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