[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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Ice and myself were taking a leisurely stroll around the field because of Anarchy's so called 'punishment' *KA-BOOM*.Okay I fucking lied, WE WERE RUNNING FOR OUR FUCKING LIVES! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BRING MR. CHARGE INTO THIS?! AND WHAT WAS UP WITH THOSE RED AND BLUE BOOKS?!

" RUN MOTHER FUCKERS RUN!! HAHAHAHAHA!!" Charge laughed maniacally throwing red books at us.

" ICE! LOOK OUT!" I shouted watching as a red book followed his gallop," USE MY FUCKING WINGS DAMN IT!"

" HOW IN FUCK DO THEY WORK?!" Ice exclaimed in the heat of the moment.

" YOU FLAP THEM!! JUST FLAP MAN! FLAP FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!" I shouted to the top of Ice's lungs. Ice in control of my body tried his best to fly but could have only come to a glide," THAT'S BEGINNER'S SHIT MAN!"

" LOOK, STOP PRESSURING ME! I'M NOT A PEGASI!" Ice shouted back jumping over a green book," WHAT THE FUCK CHARGER?!"

" HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME! ANARCHY'S PUNISHMENT! NOT MINE!" Charge shouted back throwing two more red books.

" Oo yeah Charge, you are doing a fine job, maybe tonight we can--"

[ Fuck.....We are so fucked.... So so fucked that we are going to be virgins again]

< I wish that made sense>

" ICE! QUICKLY MAN! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I shouted begging him to fly. He gave a weak flap of the wings trying his best to fly. YES! HE WAS ACTUALLY DOING IT!

" C'MON MAN! GRAB ME AND LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT!" I shouted galloping stretching out a hoof. He grabbed my hoof and placed me on my back," If we get turbulence, you are going to feel awkward," I joked a bit too early.

" Oh fuck you Graze, let's just get out of here and get back to our bodies," Ice said flying in my body. Damn, ponies sure do learn faster under the pressure.

[ I believe I can fly!]

< I believe I can touch the sky! I believe I can soar! >

[ Charge is just a slutty whore!] Both Kill and Joy sang together.

" Charge! We can't let them escape!" Anarchy shouted picking up a blue book and flung it.

" Oh yeah, they are so fucked," Charge said smiling as he looked at Anarchy," Babe, when was the last time you saw fireworks?"

" I can't remember, why do you ask?" She said looking at him.

" Just watch." Mr. Charge said looking at the blue book catch up easily with Ice and myself. From a mile away, Charge and Anarchy stood hoof with paw/hand as the book made a quick circle around Ice and myself.

" CHARGE! YOU DIRTY DIRTY MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A *KA-FUCKING-BOOM!* " Before we were allowed to end our rant of profanities, the blue book simply touched Ice and exploded on contact creating a blue five metre wide explosion. Ice and were free falling in the skies hugging each other praying Celestia for the best.

[ I'm falling! Free falling!]

< Weren't we just touching the skies?>

" ICE! BEFORE WE DIE! I MUST LET YOU KNOW SOMETHING!" I shouted.

" Shh, it's okay Graze, I've felt the same way ever since we first met, all I want to say is....Fuck you sideways for doing this to me," Ice exclaimed.

" YEAAAHH...NO, PINKIE PIE AND I NEARLY FUCKED! I MEAN SHE NEARLY RAPED ME!"

" WHAT?! AND YOU FUCKING TELL ME THIS NOW?!"

" I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD TIME! BUT IT WAS BEFORE SHE MET YOU!"

"IT'S OKAY MAN! I UNDERSTAND!" Ice shouted," I'M STILL GOING TO SCRUB MY ASS WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!" Ice shouted.

" WHY?! I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD!"

" BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!" Ice shouted.

[ Technically he is scrubbing our ass with our toothbrush]

< True....Seems legit.>

{ SHUT UP! IT'S STILL AN ASS!}

[ What if we scrub a mare's own?]

{ No...Wait, who's own?}

< Ditzy's of course! Must taste like muffins>

[ Chocolate muffins]

{ NO! WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS?!}

" Goodbye cruel world!" Ice shouted preparing for the worst.

From afar, Charge and Anarchy looked at each other," Are they seriously that much of pussies?" Charge said to Anarchy.

She sighed," I'll get them," and snapped her fingers making both of us appear in front of the two teachers," You two learnt your lesson?" We both nodded furiously," Good, now let's get you to the cafe for some lunch."

[ Yay! Free food!]

" Hold it, something's not right," Charge observed carefully," Why are Kill and Joy in Ice's body?"

" I have no fucking clue, all we remember is waking up this morning in each other's body," I answered.

" All I remembered is getting violently beaten by Aroma," Ice replied.

" Guys, think the day before, what happened?" Anarchy said trying to make easier of the situation.

I thought to myself and replied," Well, Chaser, Charge and I went to the mall, bought underwear, watched a movie, cried my heart out [ LIKE A BOSS!], went to Dinner with Aroma and Chaser and went home snuggling with Ditzy."

" Aroma taught us how to please a mare, Dark and I hung out in the cafeteria for a while, showed me this new lightning move, baked with Pinkie Pie and then slept with her.....Oh yeah! Also, I saw Vine  and got sneezed on with some blue powder."

" Oh yeah! After I talked to you and Grim, I checked up on Vine and got sneezed on as well! What was that stuff anyway?"

" Blue powder?" Anarchy asked quizzically.

" Poison Joke," Mr. Charge said," Look, you two find a zebra named Zecora and ask her for some help. She should know about that, in the mean time, I will check up on Vinetion."

" Yes sir!" Ice and myself then galloped away in search of a zebra. That shouldn't be too hard, right?

--------- A few hours later----------

Ice and myself had trotted through nearly half the entire school looking for a certain zebra, but finally, we found her in her dorm after classes had finished. We knocked upon her door waiting for a reply.

" Well hello Graze and Ice, isn't this surprise nice?" She rhymed a hello.

" Hey Zecora, not to be rude or anything but do you have a cure for poison joke?" I asked.

" Usually one must wait a day or two, but fortunately I have the cure just for you. Give me a few minutes to mix this bath and you shall be cured in ten second flat."

We obeyed her commands we both Ice and myself patiently awaited for the bath to be readied. Once done, we stared at the tub.

" So, why is it so small?" Ice asked," Do we both have to go in there?"

Zecora nodded. " Well Ice, whatever happens in this tub, stays in this tub," I said to him as we both entered," Wow, Ice take off my clothes, don't want to get them wet."

" It feels so weird stripping these off," Ice complained.

" Yeah that's right, strip for me," I said looking at my body below my breath.

" What?"

" Nothing."

" Well, if it was me, I would want my privacy," Zecora chuckled and exited the room. Both Ice and I were now in the tub waiting for the effects of the remedy to work.

" So, how long do we have to wait here?" Ice asked curiously," Wait, why is the water getting colder....Graze, don't tell me you are..."

" I was holding that piss in forever!" I said with my best orgasm face relieving myself of the flow of water.

" DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING SICK!" Ice exclaimed.

The door soon opened revealing Zecora once again," Depth of the water one must lurk, for the effects of this remedy to work."

" What?" We both said confused.

" Dip your head in the damn water and when you get back up after one minute, you will be cured," Zecora said impatiently.

" Gotcha," we both said smiling as she closed the door. Ice grabbed onto with both my hooves," Graze! You fucked us both! I am not dipping my head in your piss water!"

" Technically it's your piss, not mine."

" I am never going to dip my head in this water."

-------------- A few more hours later-----------------

" I can't believe we fucking dipped our heads in that water," Ice said back in his body as we trotted down the corridors of the school.

" Nothing leaves the tub, we had to pay Zecora not to tell anyone!" I exclaimed," She was literally speechless when we gave her that silver bit!"

" Oh yeah, that was pretty generous of you, but we are back in our bodies, time to meet Pinkie Pie," Ice said happily as he trotted to his room," See ya Graze!"

" Later Ice," I waved good bye approaching my room and opened the door," Guess whose back!" I shouted telling everypony I was home.

" Graze!" Ditzy said with the usual tackle hug," What happened?!"

" Long story short, I had to walk a mile in Ice's hooves," I said relieving myself from the hug and laying on the couch pulling Ditzy with me," All I want to do is lay here and relax with you."

" You guys do know you have a room right?" Aroma said with Valkyria beside her.

" Hey there! I missed you so much!" I said.

" Really? Me Graze?" Aroma asked happily.

" Not you, Kyria! Come here girl!" I called out as she ran close to the couch where I playfully scratched her head with Ditzy on top of me," Been a good dragon?" Valkyria nodded," Good girl! Giving Aroma trouble?" Valkyria nodded furiously with a big smile," You deserve a sapphire!"

* Knock Knock Knock* Well that killed my homecoming mood," Who is it?" I shouted.

" It's me Anarchy! I need your help!" I heard hurriedly behind the door.

" Excuse me ladies," I said moving from the couch as Ditzy hovered above me allowing me room to pass. I approached the door and opened it," What the fuck is that!?" I said pointing to a foal in her arms.

" Vinetion sneezed on Mr. Charge."

Ditzy looked at Aroma," Yeah, we are going to have to hold that intervention off for a few days."

" Just go by Zecora and ask her for that remedy!"

" She used the last bit on you guys! She would have used the remainder but threw it out because it smelled funny," Anarchy explained.

[ Oh yeah, we just fuck up everything don't we?]

< I fucking hate Mondays> Joy said taking the same mood as Kill. Next Chapter: FOAL SITTING! WE TRAINED FOR THIS! Estimated time remaining: 3 Hours, 26 Minutes