[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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[ Well, hey there Pinkamena, missed me?] Kill said making a move on Pinkamena.

' I don't want to talk to you, I can't believe you didn't feel anything after we broke up!' Pinkamena exclaimed and slapped him ' Waste of time.'

[ Oh yeah, you still love me] Kill said to which Pinkamena snorted through her nose like a bull walking away rolling her eyes, [ CALL ME!]

' Yeah! How could you Joy?!' Surprise asked.

< Just because we didn't show emotion doesn't mean we didn't miss you guys! You are the ones who broke up with us, don't forget that!>

" Kill, Joy, shut up! There is a reason why you all can't be together, Pinkie is with Ice and I am with Ditzy, so please kindly shut the fuck up while I think of what's going on," I told my consciences and looked at Pinkie," So, what's going on?"

" Don't look at me! I don't know anything about this, all I do know Icy and I were cuddling the night before and now, BOOM! You're in his body!" Pinkie exclaimed flailing her hooves making her explanation a bit more dramatic.

" Oh sweet Celestia's beard, if I am here, Ice is in my body!" I exclaimed.

" So what?" She questioned," He is a smart colt and would come to us, don't worry nopony but you and I can see consciences."

I grabbed Pinkie and looked her in the eyes," Are you daffed Pinkie? Do you know who he is with?"

" Wh-who?" she stuttered.

I paused for a second and gulped, "Aroma."

[ Oh yeah, he is intensely fucked.]

< She is going to rip him a new hole>

' What's wrong with your sister Graze?' Pinkamena and Surprise asked together curiously.

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Aroma had risen from the couch where she slept allowing Graze to sleep with Ditzy for the night. She cracked her neck and then her legs with a wide yawn," The things I do for Graze," she said to herself walking to the bedroom door.

She knocked upon the door several times," Ditzy? Graze are you decent?" she then paused and thought to herself," Wait, why am I asking for permission? I live here." Aroma then entered the room disrespecting our privacy humming herself a pleasant morning tune and chimed," Morning Graze! Morning Ditzy! It's time for school!"

Ditzy awoke with her bedheaded mane and yawned," Morning Aroma, how did you sleep?"

" It's a couch, what do you expect?" She chuckled cracking her back," Wait, where is Graze?"

" I think he is still asleep under the covers," Ditzy said poking a body under the blanket," Wake up Muffin, we have to deliver mail today!"

" Just five for minutes," Ice in my body said under the covers still a bit tired not really paying attention to the voices.

" Hahaha, silly Razor, you have class in the next hour!" Aroma yanked to sheet off of me and looked at him with disgust.

" Hey! What did you do that....for?" Ice said looking at a very pissed off mare. Aroma quickly teleported Ditzy to her side and then focused her magical grasp on Ice.

" WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE THE BUCK IS MY BROTHER?!" Aroma exclaimed taking a quick change of mood," Answer me or I will send your ass to Tartarus."

'' Aroma put Graze down!" Ditzy shouted at Aroma pushing her.

" That's not Graze!"

" Wait, what?!" Ditzy exclaimed confusedly," How do you know?!"

" There is no Kill and Joy," Aroma told Ditzy but then paid attention back to the impostor," Now! Who are you and what have you done with Graze!"

" WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME GRAZE?! AND WHY AM I SLEEPING WITH DITZY?!"

" You don't want to answer the question? Fine, we can play bad cop."

" I'm pretty sure there are two cops," Ice stated.

" Nope, just me," Aroma said," Now answer, why are you here?"

" I DON'T KNOW!" Ice shouted.

*WHAP* Aroma dropped his body to the floor and picked him up again," Answer the bucking question. Why are you here?"

" CELESTIA FUCKING SAKE! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE!" Ice shouted and was suddenly flung into the left and right wall and now onto the bed breathing for air," I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

Hearing that, Aroma looked at Ditzy and asked kindly," Give me your bat."

" How do you know I have a bat?" Ditzy asked curiously.

" Graze told me you nearly used it on him when he first became a mare, says that you keep it for intruders," Aroma said seriously.

Ditzy walked to the closet, opened it and grabbed a thick wooden bat in her mouth handing it over to Aroma," I really hope you know what you're doing."

" I do, Graze taught me this." Ice's eyes opened wide hearing that statement. " So Graze , if that's your real name, we are going to ask you a few questions, if you answer wrong, you get one sweet, tender and loving shot to the nuts," Aroma patted to the bat upon her hoof.

" Wait! I need those, hit him somewhere like the flank. Graze has a fattish flank, that must sting a bit less," Ditzy said actually planning where to hit.

" Fine, question one," Aroma smiled evilly," Why are you here?"

" WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT SAME QUESTION?! THAT MAKES NO BUCKING--" *POW* Aroma had hit him square in the nuts making a tear come out of his eye.

" I don't think that's how you play this game," Ditzy said," You're suppose to ask question, only which that pony knows the answer to. Like this, what does my cutie mark mean?"

Ice's eyes opened wide staring nervously remembering the bubble like pattern not knowing the answer whatsoever," It's because you have a bubbly personality?"

" WRONG!"

" Oooo, wrong answer buddy," Aroma swung the bat back. *POW*

Ice felt a tear come out of his eye from immense pressure but still answered yet again," Because muffins?"

" Wrong," Ditzy said taking a seat on her study chair and folder her hind legs.

" Sorry buddy, looks like we are going to be here for a very long time," Aroma said flipping the bat in mid air catching it with her magic and swung it again on my flank. The amount of sheer force used for that hit had made a sound echoing throughout the entire school.

----- Twenty minutes later-----

" Wow, that wasn't long at all, we actually broke the bat!" Aroma said with the bat broken into two pieces flinging it to Valkyria which then gnawed on it as a chew toy.

" Looks like we are going to have to buy another bat, maybe a metal one this time," Ditzy thought out loud," Keep him prisoner as I find something else to torture him with."

Ice cried a few tears stuttering a few words which only true levels of pain can cause," I-I do ha-have a name yo-you know."

" Oh? And what is it, I need to know before Grim engraves your tombstone," Aroma smiled at him.

" It's me, Ice," he said.

Ditzy's eyes opened wide hearing that name," No bucking way, why didn't you tell us in the first place?"

" I don't know! It was in the heat of the moment and crying for my life! Why is Aroma so violent?!"

" Duh, my brother is Graze, have you not met him?"

" You guys are straying from the point! Why are you here? Where is Graze?!" Ditzy asked.

Ice wiped his tears," If I am here, that means Graze must be with Pinkie Pie. We need to find them before class starts.. IN FIVE MINUTES!"

" Oh buck me, I still didn't deliver the mail!" Ditzy facehoofed," Never mind, it can always be done tomorrow. Let's just find Graze quick and head to class, what do we have first?"

" Philosophy," Aroma answered.

All three ponies quickly made their way out of the dorm and into the halls both Aroma and Ditzy galloping as Ice tried his best to catch up not wanting to cause further injuries. All in a hurry making various turns around school corners, the three ponies crashed into two others as they all did not look where they were properly going.

" Hey watch where ya going you fool!" Ice exclaimed on his back.

" Wait, I know that voice! THAT'S MINE!" I shouted going on all four hooves looking at my body still trying to get up," ICE! YOU FILTHY WHORE! WHY DID YOU USE MY BODY WITHOUT PERMISSION!"

[ That term is horrifyingly accurate ]

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME?! YOU ARE USING MY BODY!" Ice shouted back.

" Look, I don't know what happened but we need to find out soon before I half murder you," I replied only wanting my body back. Honestly, I missed my wings and I didn't like being flightless, also, I was naked.

< Graze, we have bigger problems than clothes>

{ Like what?}

< YOUR FIRST CLASS! WE'RE GONNA BE-- *RRRRINNNNGGGG*-- late...>

" Oh buck no," I said with fear.

" That doesn't sound good, what's wrong?" Ice asked.

" ....We're late."

" And that's bad why?"

" For Ms. Anarchy's class." I said with distraught.

" Celestia pray we get an easy afterlife." Ice said trotting in the direction of the class we had for first period.

---------- First Period ----------

Both Ice and I were now standing in front of the entire classroom where Ms. Anarchy had placed us. She walked back and forth thinking outloud," Hmmm, now how shall I punish late comers.... Especially two? My my, this is going to be enjoyable.... But still, I don't know how I can torture you all," she said tapping her hoof on her chin. "AHA! I KNOW THE PERFECT PUNISHMENT!" She exclaimed walking towards us smiling evilly .

Well fuck me sideways with Celestia's horn and make me spin....This cannot be good.

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