[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

Before you read this chapter, I just wanna state that I honestly don't think any gender is better than the either.

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Mr. Charge being the only pony in the room quickly awoke shooting upwards with the biggest smile on his face from ear to ear....

Oh Celestia no, I think every other living cute kitten and puppy instantly died.

He was in fact so happy he began to skip like Pinkie Pie merrily outside of the room and down the school corridors... OH CELESTIA WHY!?! NOT THE BUNNIES TOO!

As he skipped down the halls, he opened his mouth and began to sing a miraculously wonderful tune:

My name is Silent Charge,

"Hello!" He waved to a passing student.

And I am here to say,

" How ya doing?" He waved to yet another passing student.

I’m gonna smile, 'cause I fucked someone todaaaaayaay!

It doesn't matter now......

" Wait a second..." Mr. Charge stopped his skip mid air landing on the floor," Something doesn't seem right," he placed a hoof upon his chin as he same came up with the real suggestion," AHA!"

He saw Omnius walking down with Chaser with a hoof around the janitor's neck.

[ NOW THIS SCENE HAS CHOREOGRAPHY! And also, if you noticed the lines fit perfectly for these singers as they really did do these actions in the previous chapters.]

Mr. Charge began to sing attracting both Chaser and Omnius' attention.

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)

" Wait, is that Mr. Charge?" Chaser asked curiously.

Something beautiful happens in this world

" Oh c'mon dude! This is going to be fun! I actually know this song!" Omnius begged Chaser.

" Alright, let's do this," Cloud Chaser accepted.

You don't know how to express yourself, so

You just gotta sing

(Charger sang as he trotted down with Omnius and Chaser gathering a crowd of students.)

I just had sex (Ay)

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)

I just had see-eeay-ee-ex

And I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past

(Cloud Chaser sang to two passing by students)

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened

Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest ( Cloud Chaser said pointing to Mr. Charge smiling.)

(Omnius sang to another student as she tried to back away.)

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

(Cloud Chaser with the three teachers rushed into a classroom bumping into another mare but still continued with their song.)

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

(Omnius sang beside Chaser)

Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)

Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

(Charge)

I just had sex (Ay)

And it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her ( Chaser and Omnius showed hooves of approval at Charge)

I wanna tell the world

( Chaser)

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it

(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!

(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

(Omnius)

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

(Charge stood on top of the teachers table and pointed his hoof out to all the students traumatized.)

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you're near or far, whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

Omnius: She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Chaser: But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Omnius: I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!)

Omnius:She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

( Charge continued on top of the table)

I just had sex (Ay)

And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)

So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

( The entire male population within the class stood up and began to sing swaying their hooves back and forth)

I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!)

And it felt so good (We all had sex! )

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex)

And I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past

" Okay Charge, now that we traumatized an entire class, can you please take me to Cross? My fucking hips are killing me," Chaser asked exiting the classroom.

" No problem Chaser," Charge smiled placing him and Omnius on top of his back with a quick swipe of a hoof," Gonna get you there in ten seconds flat."

*WOOSH* Charge flew through the entire school and in front of Cross' office,".....Wow, you really are one fucked up pony," Chaser said.

" I will take that as a compliment," Charge replied opening the door entering Cross' office," Yo Cross, I got another for ya."

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Meanwhile in the classroom, Aroma and I stood in the front as Anarchy awaited for the argument to begin," Well, what are the two of you waiting on?"

" No disrespect Ms. Anarchy but--" I looked at Aroma," I am not going argue with my sister."

[ WHAT!? ARE YOU ACTUALLY WASTING THIS ONCE IN A DAMN CELESTIA FUCKING CHANCE!!]

< Graze, forget Kill, I am with you on this fully. I really don't want to piss off a class filled mostly with mares>

Ice then stood up from his seat," Yeah, this is kinda useless, we all know males are better!"

Oh my sweet fucking Celestia you stupid ass Ice....WHY WOULD YOU SHOUT SUCH A THING!

" WHAT?!" Pinkie Pie shouted a bit shocked.

" Sorry Pinkie but it's true, we simply are better," Ice said a bit over confident, smugly and yet subtly.

[ .....Well shit, you're not getting any pussy tonight, anypony brave enough to join this group? ]

" Oh really?" Aroma asked," How about we make a little bet, if us MARES win this argument, you all take us to the mall."

All the mares in the room cheered for such a bet. Ice then looked back at a few colts who backed him up, none being me," Okay, and what if we win?"

" We do your homework," Vine said standing and flew to Aroma's side.

" Seems legit enough, I can go a few days without homework," Legit said trotting to Ice's side.

[ Oh, look another has joined the crowd, anyone want to make this a game? ]

" DEAL!" Dark shouted.

" Dark! How could you!" Twilight exclaimed.

" Sorry babe but I really don't want to do homework."

< And, another joins the chaste >

" Ooo, I like where this is going, every mare sit on the right side of the class while every colt sit on left side," Anarchy instructed," May the best gender win."

< Graze...Hold on a second and don't get pissed off....I cannot stress that part enough..>

{ Just tell me already}

< We don't have any homework, Ice got trolled by Vine>

Now realizing that had only pissed me off....just a tiny bit.

*SMACK* " ICE YOU ASSHOLE!" I assaulted him and shook him violently

" WHAT?!" He shouted back at me.

" WE DON'T HAVE ANY BUCKING HOMEWORK! DO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF FUCKERY YOU JUST PUT US IN?" I shouted at him.

" Dude, calm down, I'm standing up for colts everywhere, how about you have faith in us?" Ice said trying to calm me down.

" HOW ABOUT I SHOVE TEN THOUSAND P.S.I OF MY HOOF UP YOUR ASS!" I shouted at Ice now pointing to the mares.

" Graze just calm down and explain, please," SeaBreeze asked with CrackShot and Light now joining the group.

I facehoofed," Let me explain this real nice and slow....They are mares....And they want to go to the mall... Mall plus mares equal tons of hours shopping when I could be home sleeping!"

" Oh fuck Ice, you just screwed all of us over," Light added.

" You have to....No. You NEED to make sure that we win this," CrackShot said grabbing Ice deeply staring into his very soul.

*  KNOCK KNOCK* Our attention diverted to Anarchy as she pounded a mallet," May the colt's present their first argument!" Anarchy said as she snapped her fingers giving herself a fancy wig, looking like a judge.

" Your honor, colts do most of the hard labor, constructing buildings, clearing the fields as well as the ones who built this school which shelter all of us, including mares thus without us, such hard labor cannot be accomplished," Ice stated his first statement.

" Excuse me?!" Rainbow Dash interjected," Colts and mares these days help one another out! What the buck are you talking about that you all do most of the work?!"

" Rainbow Dash is right! What the hay do you think we do all day?" Vinetion stated.

Dark smiled," Teach, clean.... Stay in the kitchen."

" Sandwiches anypony?" Ice laughed.

[ Yeah, both of you are never getting any sexy time ever. ]

" Ouch dude, I don't think you should have gone there," Legit warned them a bit too late. * CRACKLE SNAP* Vine bitch slapped Dark and Ice with a vine not taking that sexual comment a bit too well," Yup, I was correct."

[ Oh Snap--]

< -- Crackle Pop, Rice Krispies~>

" Now ya see! A colt would have never reacted such a way," CrackShot exclaimed.

" Oh, please be my guest and explain why then so many colts are in prison more than mares?" Luna stated," It is indeed an interesting fact as the mare to colt ratio is extremely high."

" Who do ya think causes it?" Ice asked a rhetorical question against the mares.

" Oh yeah?! Well at least when mares go to jail, we can enjoy rape in prison! I mean, we are separated from the colts,right?" Aroma shouted.

I then stood up, not against any side but to just correct Aroma once," Aroma, it isn't rape if you enjoy it and I think you are straying from the topic."

" Hahahaha, oh yeah! Sorry Graze!" She then looked at Ice," Ice?"

" Yes?"

" OBJECTION!" She shouted randomly and then chuckled," Sorry Ice I just wanted to say that, but it is statistically proven that there are more professional colt chefs than mares."

" Wow, that is two for mares and zero for colts...Dayumn," Anarchy said keeping score.

" Okay fine! But mares have more bodily issues!" Ice said pulling a low blow.

" You're damn right we do!" Aroma said.

Anarchy with a bemused expression then marked one for colts, a simple victory for us but yet short lived.

" Also, we have maternal instinct just to take care of foals!" Lyra announced.

" She is right, we can take care of foals better than any of you," Bon Bon admitted.

" Oh yeah, how so?" CrackShot announced.

" We can simply put our children to sleep will a lullaby as you males try ever so hard to even pick them up," Octavia added in.

" Please, prove it right now," Legit challenged her.

" Hmmmm, alright, FlutterShy can you come in front please?" Octavia asked kindly.

" W-why? " She stuttered," I-I really don't want to argue."

" Oh darling, you aren't going to argue, you're just going to sing a sweet tune for our lovely audience," Octavia encouraged her.

" Oh! Okay, well I guess I can do that.... B-but who?"

Please don't pick SeaBreeze, please don't pick SeaBreeze, please don't pick SeaBreeze.

" SeaBreeze," Vinetion called out picking her target with an evil smile, she obviously knew he couldn't sing at all but yet she picked the poor colt who bravely walked up against FlutterShy.....Poor bastard.

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOR BASTARD!? FUCK THAT SHIT! MY EARS ARE GOING TO BLEED! ]

Fuck me sideways....Weeeeee, isn't this fun?

FlutterShy cleared her throat and began her smooth and lovely tune," Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head, hush now quiet now it's time to go to bed."

< That...That was beautiful > Joy said wiping a tear. It was now SeaBreeze's turn as he walked up and cleared his throat," Hush now quiet now it's time to lay your sleepy head, hush now quiet now, it's time to go to bed."

I really wish that is what I heard but instead it translated to this...Somehow," It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!"

[ OH SWEET MERCIFUL CELESTIA! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!]

Everypony even Ms. Anarchy pleaded him to stop singing as we all simultaneously and yet over dramatically felt our eyes roll to the back of our heads as our ears ran a river of blood..... Figuratively speaking of course.

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Suddenly a window randomly shattered before Chaser as he lied down upon a bed patiently awaiting for Cross and Charge," Wow, that was weird," he said to himself.

"Oh buck Charge! This is the fourth one this week! Couldn't you wait until next week to injure a pony?" Cross complained about his heavy work load as Chaser now sat on the bed back straight and his hind legs dangling over the bed side," Honestly, I swear to Celestia I barely get a break because of you and Graze."

" Wow Cross chill out, I didn't do it this time, it was Chaser."

" Oh," Cross said raising an eye brow bemused at Chaser as he had still held a grudge," And what did you do?"

" ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I WAS LITERALLY FUCKED 'TIL MY HIP SNAPPED!" He shouted but yet taking caution to purposely leave out Luna's name.

" Alright alright, stop your whining and let me take a look at it," Cross said as he moved to the side of Chaser's flank.....Yeah, get ready for a pretty fucked up scene.

[A/N: Killjoy giveth and Killjoy taketh away]

" DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY DICK IS THERE!" Chaser exclaimed.

" Just shut the fuck up and let me do my work," Cross replied as he carefully inspected the dangerous zones of Chaser's hip," Dude, that's pretty fucked up."

" Wait, what is?"

" I mean it's huge!" Cross exclaimed.

" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"

" Chill the buck down bro, it's your dislocated joint literally sticking out! It isn't really a broken hip, it's just that you won't be able to walk for--"

" ARE YOU SAYING I'M PARALYZED IN MY HINDLEGS?!" Chaser interrupted Cross before he was allowed to finish his sentence.

" Chaser calm down," Charge tried to calm Chaser.

" NO! YOU DON'T BUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! I CAN'T EVEN WALK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS!" Chaser shouted as the fear of paralysis infected his mind.

" Chaser! Just listen to me! You aren't paralyzed!" Cross tried to explain.

" What you just say?"

" It's all in your head Chaser," Charge informed.

" You sick fuck! You come here and dare mock me with your four hooves and tell me it's in my head? I CAN'T FEEL A FUCKING THING!"

" BECAUSE IT'S DISLOCATED CHASE!" Cross shouted.

" I hope both of you have sons...Maybe even daughters and I hope they have their legs taken away, so you can watch them feel my pain," Chaser said calmly overreacting.

" DON'T YOU PUT THIS ON DARK MAN! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! DON'T YOU PUT THAT SORCERY UPON HIM!" Charge shouted.

" YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I FEEL?!" Chaser shouted picking up a blunt scalpel next to the bed.

" Don't do it Chaser....Don't do it," Cross said," Just put the scalpel down."

" Go on, I fucking dare you," Charge said calmly," Make my day."

All of this now had happened because of Chaser feeling old and paralyzed from the waist down...Seriously....

*Squish* Chaser with the most intense of faces stuck the scalpel in his hind leg,"......AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" Chaser screamed as if he was passing out a kidney stone.

Cross and even Mr. Charge flinched from his screams of pain," OH SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA! AAGGGGHHH!!! MOTHER OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY! FFUUCCK!"

" Charge! Hold him down!" Cross ordered as Charge restrained Cross," If he gets off that bed, he is going to feel a lot fucking worse."

" He is moving too much! We need to get the scalpel out!" Charge exclaimed.

" REMOVE THE FUCKING SCALPEL! IT BURNS!!"

" Okay, okay! Calm down, let me just pull the scalpel out," Cross said to Chaser as Charge restricted him.

All Cross did was poke the scalpel," DON'T TOUCH IT! AGHH!!"

" WAIT!" Charge shouted grabbing another scalpel," We can use the scalpel as a lever and pluck it out!"

" Good idea!" Chaser said to the actual terrible idea...Honestly, none of them were thinking under the heat of this moment. Charge literally used his mouth and with the scalpel plunged another into Chaser's hindleg.

" Agghhh!! FFFFFFF, SHIT!" Chaser said trying to endure.

" NOW WE GOT TWO INSIDE OF HIS LEG!" Cross shouted only making the situation worse," WAIT! WE HAVE TO CUT AROUND THE SCALPEL!"

" WHAT?!" Chaser shouted at the horrible idea. He then felt a stinging sensation of another scalpel in his flesh but this time cutting into his skin.

" No, you gotta wiggle that shit man, here let me do it," Charge said wanting a try and actually successful with removing the knife.

" Ahhh, merciful Celestia... " Chaser said with a pant relieved from the pain and his newly formed cut to which Cross was treating flapping his wings releasing a fine healing gust as the the gap within his leg closed up with no signs of a scar.

Meanwhile, Charge's senses alerted him of some sort of conflict within a class," Guys! I think there is a massive argument going on!"

" Really? Where?!" Cross said distracted from his patient.

" I'm definitely sure it is one of Anarchy's debates."

" What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Cross said excitedly rushing out the door.

" WAIT! YOU GUYS ARE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE?!" Chaser exclaimed upon his bed unable to move.

" Oh shit," Charge said as he approached Chaser," Okay,  No shrieking, no screaming or squealing either, promise."

" I promise * SNAP* AGGGGGHHHHH! CHARGE YOU DICK!" Chaser shouted as Charge literally made a quick motion with Chaser's dislocated leg pushing it back into it's socket," FFUUU.....Wait," Chaser paused as he felt movement back within his leg," I can feel my leg again!"

" Yeah yeah, friendship is fucking magic, LET'S GO!" Charge said still in his happy mood from the beginning of the morning as he with Cross and Chaser rushed to Anarchy's class.

" So Charge, what is this argument most likely to be about?" Chaser curiously asked.

" Knowing Anarchy and that today is a Friday also to take in account that today is the first day after the Marepocalypse, I am going to take a rough guess on gender supremacy."

Chaser knowing Charge's right to wrong streak was never broken, he rushed ahead of the group with a mission as he said to himself," I can't let them lose this one! I have the solution which will render all other feminine arguments invalid!"

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[ THIS THING IS GOING ON FOR FUCKING TOO LONG! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME!]

< Dude, we are consciences, we can't die>

[ WHY DOES CELESTIA FORSAKEN ME! EVEN WITH DEATH!]

So far in Anarchy's class, the mares and colts were tied as both sides battled wanting to become the supreme gender," Alright class, if either side can come up with the better pro for their respective gender, they win, simple as that."

All the mares huddled in a circle as so did the colts.

" So, what are we actually doing?" Light questioned.

" I don't know! We have to come up with a better reason why colts are better!" Ice informed the huddled group.

" I don't want to go to the mall! I hate the mall!" Dark exclaimed.

" I honestly don't mind," SeaBreeze added in.

" That's because FlutterShy has you on a leash! We seriously need to get you out of that!" CrackShot exclaimed.

" So....Graze, what's the plan?" Legit asked me as the entire group stared at me looking for an answer.

" Fuck you all, I didn't even want part in this shit but here I am anyways!" I exclaimed at the group," Knowing Aroma she probably knows the correct way to thoroughly fuck all of you."

" DONE!" We heard Aroma shout.

" And you guys are thoroughly fucked," was the last thing I told them as we all awaited for Aroma's reason.

" Mares are simply better as a pure and honest example being our great and wonderful ruler Princess Celestia, I mean, why isn't a stallion there instead?"

Anarchy clapped hearing her reason and then watched upon us group of colts," And what do you guys wish to counter with?"

[ Fuck you Aroma, fuck you sideways!]

< I honestly won't mind going mall, we haven't been there in such a while!>

"I'm stumped," Breeze replied.

" Yeah, just fuck it, we lost," Dark admitted defeat.

" Meh, I don't mind going to the mall," Light said as he took defeat a bit better than the rest.

" ......Damn," was all that Shot said.

" I wasn't even really in this," I said being the only neutral character.

" Yeah, we lost, I guess I'm doing homework," Legit said sadly.

" Dude, we don't have any homework," I responded.

We all then looked at Ice as he flipped an entire table in complete rage throwing all of its contents upon the ground," FUCK! WE LOST!"

" Yeah looks like someone is handling defeat like a pro," I said sarcastically.

Anarchy raised an eyebrow in interest," Are you guys seriously giving up?"

We all nodded and answered with a simple 'yes'.

" Okay, well I guess the mares win," Anarchy shrugged but then soon joined in with the celebrations of the mares who had recently won.

* SLAM*

" WE CAN WALK WHILE WE PISS!!" Chaser randomly shouted bursting through the door of the classroom.

" Sorry buddy," Anarchy said flicking her tail under his chin," but the mares already won," she said to Chaser but was soon distracted by another pony at the door," CHARGEY!"

Anarchy flew towards Charge and hugged him," Guess where we are going?" She asked him.

" TO THE MALL!!" All the mares shouted answering for him.

" Yeah Yeah, give me a few minutes, let me get Ditzy," I said exiting the room," Just get the chariots ready."

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