[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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Aroma stood upon her haunches as she strangled me with love," GRAZE! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" She exclaimed.

Through what little air I had left, I tried to speak hopefully stopping her from killing me," Aroma...Can't...Breathe!"

" Oh, sorry Graze," she chuckled using her magic placing me on all four hooves. Honestly, I really did miss Aroma, I then returned the favor and pulled her into a hug.

"Don't worry Aroma, I missed you too," I said within the embrace soon letting her go.

< Awww, Graze you do love her >

[ Blegh ] Kill said pointing a hoof to his mouth.

" Oh my gosh! Kill, Joy! I haven't seen you guys in so long!" She exclaimed greeting both of them but not to soon to actually notice what had taken place ,"  What the buck happened here?"

[ Probably the best thing ever!]

< Let's just say, the Marepocalypse happened >

" Wait what's the Marepocalypse?" Sorry but search on the word 'Marepocalypse' has failed, now searching for suitable replacement,"OH! You mean the heat season....I was actually wondering why dad had locked me up for three days but it all makes sense now! How did it happen so early!?"

I sighed looking at my surroundings of the half destroyed room only to notice that my friends and teachers were gone with the exception of a wall bounded Chaser and a unconscious retarded smiling Mr. Charge ," Let's just say we fucked up pretty bad."

" Hahahaha, you caused this Graze?!" She said amazed to which I replied with a simple 'yes' as I picked up the sleeping Ditzy upon my back," Who is that Graze?"

I smiled looking at Ditzy sleeping upon my back and nuzzled her," That's my marefriend Ditzy, I just want her to get to bed, she's all tuckered out."

[ From fucking ]

{ KILL YOU ASS!}

" Wow, Graze getting a little bit freaky," Aroma teased as she nudged me looking at Ditzy and opened her mouth only to use her Celestia damned given talent to sing," She's a super freak, super freak, super freak-ay."

I sighed tolerating her usual crap as I began to slowly trot out of the room and into the corridors of the school," C'mon Aroma, lets get her too bed and then I will show you around."

" No problem!" She said trotting beside me," So, how did you meet her?"

To that, I smiled remembering my fast day of school but got carried away with the memories and explained every censored moment from me standing up to the bullies who had tormented her to the time of the beach as well as the bar fight including that I was a mare but yet, I didn't forget our anniversary.

" Wow, she must be one lucky mare, I wish I had a stallion who could swipe me off my feet," she had hoped.

I snickered," Not while I'm around, no pony dares touch you."

" Oh c'mon Graze! Why do you have to be so over protective?!" She exclaimed as it was being unfair.

" Because it is my duty as your brother to make sure no colt touches you," I said with a successful smile," and please, save me that crap, you're the one who nearly beat a mare to death."

" Hey! That bitch Fleur asked for it, and anyways, you broke up with her," Aroma said correctly.

" Yeah but still, you should have let me handle the situation by myself," I then had a random flashback of Fleur violently choking me.

' IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU! NO PONY CAN!'

My eyes were wide open as I remember that scene of the psycho bitch," Actually, thank you, things could have gotten a lot worse if you weren't there."

" Does this mean you won't kill my coltfriend?"

" No," I quickly replied as if it was pure reaction waiting for her to ask that question. As we trotted to the room, we saw Omnius with his mop and other cleaning equipment heading towards the rape dungeon," Hey Omnius, what's up?"

" Oh, hey Graze and mare that looks like Graze," he greeted lending out a hoof to Aroma.

" Hiya! I'm Graze's sister Aroma, pleasure to meet you," she said shaking his hoof.

" So what are you doing ?" I asked Omnius yet again.

" Well, the principal is back in the school and he wants me to clean up all this mess! Honestly, I really do hate this job sometimes," He complained.

" Well, this school would be nothing without you," I said hoping to bring up his spirit.

" Yeah yeah,but what I wanna know is why  there are skittles and plants everywhere?" He said causing my eyes too open wide. That literally tickled my fancy...Skittles and vines......

[ OH FUCK THAT IS TOO HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ]

< I don't get it>

[ When you're older Joy]

< I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU!>

" Nah dude, I'm just joking with ya but I seriously need to get back to work, I don't want to get the principal pissed off now, Ta-ta," Omnius said waving a hoof as he walked down the corridors.

" What a nice colt," Aroma said as I continued down the usual path for a few minutes with small talk here and there about my hectic school life thus far.

" Well, looks like we're here!" I said infront of Ditzy's and my dorm room. I tried to keep my balance on three hooves as I attempted to open the door with another but Ditzy had already awoken from struggling.

" Ugh...Where am I?" She asked trying to get a fixate on our surroundings.

" Don't worry Bright Eyes, we're almost home so you can rest up," I assured her.

She yawned and rubbed her eyes with a hoof still upon my back," Uhmm Graze, who is that?" She said pointing to the mare extremely similar in looks as she had the same red and white mane combo as well as the small ice white like stain.

" Wow Graze, what's up with her eyes?" She obliviously said taking notice of Ditzy's slight problem.

[ Yeah, you're fucked]

< Kill's right...For once>

" AROMA!" I shouted at my sister.

" W-what did I do?" She said a bit frightened.

" Graze calm down, it's nothing really," Ditzy said getting off my back and into the room," I'm sorry Aroma but Graze can get a bit over protective."

We had all taken a short tour of the room trying to quickly get out as Ditzy needed her rest until--

" GRAZE YOU HAVE A DRAGON?!" She shouted rushing towards the orange-black dragon who was not too long ago sleeping curled up in a little basket," Ooo what's her name?"

" PLEASE PUT VALKYRIA DOWN! SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE--"

*Woosh* Valkyria blew a fine cloud of smoke at Aroma's face ,"--Touched."

All Aroma did was giggle at the dragon's assault finding it to be a bit cute," Hehehe sorry Valkyria,'' she apologized releasing the dragon as it quickly rushed back into it's miniaturized bed.

" Okay Aroma, you've had you're fun, we will see Valkyria later," I then trotted towards Ditzy and kissed her upon her cheek," Sleep well, see ya this afternoon?"

" No problem Muffin," she returned the kiss and headed towards her room.

The moment Aroma stepped outside the door I quickly shut it and whispered in a vexed tone," Can't you be a bit more subtle than talk about her eyes?! She has had a very hard time dealing with that!"

" I'm sorry Graze, I didn't know, I promise I will apologize to her later," Aroma promised.

I snorted a hot fume of air through my snout as I tried to vent out some anger," Fine but please just be a little more considerate."

" Will do Graze! But in the mean time, can you tell me more about the teachers so that I won't have such a hard time adjusting?"

" I suppose so," I said as I began my trot," First of all, we have Mr. Charge, one of thee strictest teachers inside the classroom but once you get to know him, he isn't that bad, you're just lucky that you're a mare or else he would have thrown books at you every second for not keeping your mouth shut."

" Hey! That's not nice!"

[ No shit sherclop ]

" It was just a joke," I chuckled," You've met Omnius already but he isn't really a teacher. Next we have Cross, more in the biological department and also the school's nurse, he usually just fixes me back up whenever I break a leg. We also have the principal but he usually doesn't say much..... And then, we have a Chaser, one of thee youngest teachers of the school--"

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Omnius had now reached the so call rape dungeon as his eyes gazed upon the wall struck sleeping Chaser," Holy shit! Chase!" He rushed towards him trying to wake him up," DUDE! GET UP!"

*WHAP WHAP* Omnius back hoofed him twice.

" W-what happened?" Chaser said still trying to wake himself up.

" Hold on buddy, let me try and get you out," Omnius said tugging upon Chaser's body," HNGGGGGG! C'MON ALMOST THERE!"

And with a final tug, Chaser was released from his stone imprisonment landing straight on his chest on the floor," Ugh...My back," he said getting up on all fours stretching every single joint until hearing a satisfactory crack relieving him of his tensed body.

*SNAP* Was all that was heard before Chaser held onto his hip rolling on the floor in pain," AGHHAGGHHHAAGGHHH WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?!"

" CHASER! CALM DOWN MAN, WHAT HAPPENED?!"

" I DON'T BUCKING KNOW!" He sobbed," ALL I REMEMBER WAS LYRA, BON BON AND LUNA FOR 72 HOURS!"

" Wait.... THEY ACTUALLY FUCKED YOU ON A WALL? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? NO WONDER YOU'RE IN PAIN DUDE!" Omnius then looked at his friend in pain," We have to get you to Cross, do you think you can walk?"

" I-I don't know man, let me just try and *SNAP* AGGGGHAAAGGGHHHH!!! MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED!"

Omnius then rushed to his friend by his side and picked him up placing one of Chaser's hooves around his neck," Don't worry man I get your back," He then looked at Charge smiling with his mouth wide open," Yeah, I'm leaving your ass here."

Chaser began his rant as Omnius carried him out of the room," My fucking hip fucking snapped! I'M OLD LIKE MR. CHARGE! I'M ONLY TWENTY ONE!" Chaser took a breather from his continuous rant," I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE SO MANY POSITIONS INVOLVING A GUY AND A WALL!"

" Ooo, you mean like that video one stallion one wall?" Omnius asked.

" Omnius," Chaser called out," Tell me I'm young..."

" Man, you're not going to die, you're young and still alive, you're going to live a long life with Luna and grow old--"

" NO! I'M NEVER GOING TO GROW OLD!" Chaser shouted denying the laws of life itself.

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"-- Yeah, he doesn't like to be called mister or sir, he hates to feel old," I said in front of a classroom door to Aroma," and then, we have our Philosophy teacher--"

" Oh thank Celestia! Graze, you're just in time for my class... Urhm, who is that?" Anarchy said from the opened door.

" This is my sister Aroma and Aroma, this is Anarchy our philosophy teacher," I introduced both of them to another.

" Sister you say.....This is going to be a bit interesting, please enter my class and stand in front," Anarchy instructed.

" OOOOOO GRAZE! MY FIRST CLASS, THIS IS SO EXCITING!"

" Don't get your hopes too high, somehow, I know shit is going to hit the fan," I replied as we both stood staring at the entire class of ponies.

Anarchy snapped her fingers directing the attention of the class to the front," Okay fillies and gentlecolts, today we are going to have a special argument between brother and sister."

A few murmurs from the class were heard even from my friends sounding like," I didn't know Graze even had a sister!"

" Yes, meet our new student and Graze's sister Aroma, today on one side, Graze will be arguing for the side of males while Aroma will be arguing for the side of females both stating their reasons why the other is better... Let the chaos begin," Anarchy instructed.

Oh buck me with Celestia's horn and spin....

[ OKAY, NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE BOTH EQUAL VIEWS AND RIGHTS FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE SO PLEASE DON'T SPAM ME AND I PROMISE I HAVE A REASON FOR THIS]

[ Secondly on news, you ponies keep on asking why second season is taking so long? Honestly, I sort of denied one OC request which I had once chosen because of some 'difficulties' but anyways, I would like every OC who had a spot for second season or basically whenever the middle school program starts to just give me a reminder of who they are and etcetera but also, I still need a compatible mare OC which I have completely forgotten about... So yeah.... If you wanted a spot, tickle my fancy with an OC for the middle school chapter or at least so I can make a chapter not forgetting you all and at least introducing you all]

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