[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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With somewhat of a struggle, I managed to get Ditzy out of bed, she honestly didn't want  to wake up but as she heard the word 'mall' she instantly grabbed me and flew quickly towards the front of the school.

[ Typical Female]

< Dude, that's sexist >

Right now, all of us were waiting  for a certain mare by the chariots Luna possessed....Sadly, the mare we were waiting for was my sister....WHY DO MARES TAKE SO LONG?!

< Okay, now that is sexist.>

" Hey Graze, who was that mare I saw, was that your sister?" Charge asked with Chaser beside him, Cross on the other hoof was not able to come as being the school's nurse/ doctor always took a lot of his time.

" Yeah, her name is Aroma," I replied.

" That's it? Aroma?" Chaser asked curiously," Aren't us ponies supposed to have like...Longer names?"

" Ugh, fine, I just call her Aroma for short, her real name is Aromatherapy, Celestia knows why my mother gave her that name," I ranted.

[ Dude, honestly her name makes no sense, number one, she is a unicorn who can manipulate our flames, number two Aroma has something to do with scent but yet her special talent is singing....Please tell me how that makes one bucking load of sense?]

{ .......... My name is Razor Graze, my special talent has nothing to do with my name, therefore fuck you Kill }

[ Touche ]

" Okay, where leaving Aroma in five minutes so can we all please get on the chariots?" I kindly asked to which everypony except Light, Chaser and Charge stayed back as we were the ones going to do the flying. Flying for *TAKES DEEP BREATH* Twilight, FlutterShy, AppleJack, RD, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Vinetion, Anarchy, Breeze, Shot, Ice, Dark, Light, Legit, Aroma, Octavia, Luna, Vinyl, Ditzy, Lyra and Bon Bon. So, I can safely say we were carrying a fuck ton of ponies.

[ Dude, fuck ton is only for fifty and above, therefore we must use the term 'shit load' ]

{ Fuhuck you } I whispered to Kill.

" Wait! I want Charge with me inside our chariot, I'm sure Dark won't mind flying right?" Anarchy asked.

" Sigh* Fine," he sighed taking Charge's place.

" I promise not to throw any books at you when we get home....For one hour," Charge said smiling to Dark.

" Yeah, yeah," Dark waved off as Charge with Anarchy entered the chariot.

Basically, we had over twenty ponies and two carriages, ten per carriage...for the least but yet if Aroma didn't reach yet that would be one less mare to deal with, halle-fucking-lujah. Basically, seating arrangements were like this, Twilight, RD, FlutterShy, AppleJack, Trixie, Pinkie Pie, Octavia, Lyra, Bon Bon, Luna and Ditzy in one while Aroma, Vinetion, Breeze, Shot, Ice, Legit, Charge and Anarchy in another.

*SLAM!*

The doors of the entrance of the school flew wide open as a mare, Aroma, walked through it singing quite marvelously might I add in perfect tone,"-- And I see my frieeends, kicking in the front seat, kicking in the backseat, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"

* SLAM* Vinetion flung open the doors of her chariot hearing Aroma singing," BITCH THERE IS ONLY ONE SEAT LEFT! GET THE FUCK INSIDE!" *SLAM* Vinetion slammed back the door of her chariot.

" Oooo, temper temper," Aroma chuckled as she galloped entering the vehicle and with that we flew off with Chaser and Dark flying the mostly mares chariot as Light and I took control of our usual group of friends. A thirty minute flight shouldn't be too bad, right? WRONG!

Dark and Cloud's chariot were the lucky ones, all the mares quiet or having peaceful conversation. So now, let us do a little comparison.

( Chaser's Chariot )

" I simply cannot hold my enthusiasm to go to this wonderful renaissance!" Octavia said holding her anxiety.

" Thou arth be withholding some mutual feelings, thy has taken ear to a certain event with my favored baked delights," said Ditzy.

" My dear fere, I beseech an answer to is why you enjoy such peasant like treats? They make quite pudh of a mess," Rarity said.

" Ugh! Back from whence you came harlet! How dare you make such comments of thy favored delight! We shall engage in hoof to cuffs when we land!" Ditzy exclaimed.

" Ye need not make such uncouth behavior! We are mares! There shall be no conflict betwixt us!" Twilight exclaimed separating the two.

" We need not to see Luna's wrath now," Fluttershy warned.

" Indeed, tis an unpleasant sight to behold," Lyra added.

" Forgive me for my unladylike actions," Ditzy apologized.

" As do I seek your sincerest forgiveness," Rarity too had apologized.

" Seek no further, I accept thine apologies, now, may we enjoy this trip which our fere Vinyl can wrought?" Luna asked of Vinyl.

" But of course my dear majesty, it shall be my honor!"

" Huzzah! Now let us enjoy thy pleasantries and seek naught of this conflict!" Luna exclaimed.

" Thus enforcing my belief of a time whence I pondered the meaning of kinship until thou arth invited me into its sorcery," Twilight stated.

Bon Bon, Rainbow Dash and AppleJack had confused expressions on their face as they all said in unison," What the buck are y'all doing?"

( Inside my Chariot, five minutes from destination )

" DUDE! YOUR FUCKING LEG IS TOUCHING MINE!" Ice shouted.

" WELL JUST GIVE ME SOME BUCKING SPACE!"  CrackShot shouted moving back hitting Legit.

" HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! THIS IS FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE!" Legit shouted at them.

" Oh c'mon guys, do we seriously need to fight?" Breeze asked silently.

" YES!" They all shouted.

" I swear to Celestia, I am going to kill those three," Vine said to Aroma trying to keep her calm," I mean seriously! Who the buck cares if Charge and Anarchy are giving each other kissy faces!.....Aroma?"

Aroma was too busy sticking her head outside the window enjoying the breeze in her mane as she allowed her hoof to wave through the air," WEEEE!!! MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!" Vine quickly pulled her in and closed the window.

" If I am going to suffer, you're suffering with me, that is what mares do!" Vine whispered to Aroma.

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO CARES?! WE CARE!" Ice shouted.

" DO YOU KNOW HOW BUCKING CREEPY THAT IS?!" Shot announced.

Aroma too was getting a bit annoyed at the continuous fighting, so she had an idea using her magic to create a musical spell which soothed everypony within the chariot as she sung matching it's tune.....So peaceful.

" Wow Aroma, your voice is so beautiful," Legit complimented and blushed," Do you think sometime...maybe... we can, you know..."

" Go on a date?" Aroma completed his sentence.

" YEAH!" He shouted a bit too loud.

" Nah, you're one of Graze's friends and I only see you as a friend too!" She chimed but all Legit heard was the word 'friend' echo in his thoughts.....friend....friend.....friend....friend....

[ BOOM MOTHER FUCKER! FRIENDSHIP ZONED!]

Behind that whole scene, the music was so peaceful that even SeaBreeze had the feeling to break out in song....Oh Celestia No....

( Outside of My Chariot )

Light and I were smoothly flying through the skies enjoying frivolous chat," So how are you and Trixie going?"

" Oh dude, we are the best, last night we--"

" OH SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA! MY EARS! MY FUCKING EARS!" Sounded like Ice...

" LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" CrackShot shouted.

" HEY GUYS! EASE UP IN THE BACK THERE!" Light shouted as we got unexpected movement from the carriage.

" I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SINGERS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING CHARIOT!" Charge shouted," IT'S TIME TO OPEN A CELESTIA DAMN WINDOW!"

" WAIT? WHAT?!" I shouted but then got thee worst turbulence of my life as Light and I both tried to control the air borne chariot.

" MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN! WE NEED TO MAKE A SUDDEN LANDING!" Light shouted.

" WAIT! LOOK THE MALL!" I shouted coming into view," Let's try and make this smooth~"

" EVERYPONY HOLD ON TIGHT!"

-------------------- Four minutes Later ---------------------

[ Wow, how lucky of us ]

< Yeah, I mean, we landed safely in the chariot park and no pony got hurt >

Near to the entrance of the mall I looked back at the nearly half destroyed chariot with one wheel missing, a few other nearly destroyed chariots in the chariot park and a whole set of ponies injured as one held onto his knee," Tell my wife and kids...I loved them...."

I looked upon him and smiled," No....pick only one," he was in deep thought and soon fainted...NOT DEAD BUT FAINTED....

I smiled to rest of the group who entered the mall.

Their eyes filled in amazement each with a certain plan and specific thing to do... Vine's attention was caught by an advertising pony holding a sign saying ' SUPER MEGA MOCHA CHILLER' ....This was relevant to her interests or we can say, it tickled her fancy as she stared at what had been her heaven.

Ditzy on the other hoof saw the food court giving out free samples of muffins while Aroma was dazzled at the sight of many ponies, a chance to actually get a colt friend without me stressing upon her.

Anarchy saw this as an opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible.

Aroma's horn glowed brightly with a crimson red creating her own background music.

" Oh Celestia no...Not again," Ice face hoofed.

" I WANNA JOIN TOO!" Breeze said excitedly.

WHAP!

" NO!" Mr. Charge held him back and shouted after he had thrown a book.

Background music, lyrics by me

At the Mall (At the mall)

[Ditzy]

At the mall, in the food court,

I’m going to test them all,

All the muffins, I shall taste them, At the mall!

All the berries and the cherries,

I will eat them big and small,

All for me, here forever,

Riggghht here at the mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All our dreams will come true right here at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Vinetion]

At the Mall (it's amazing!), I will buy them (better hurry!)

All my coffeetastic tasty treats! (yummy, yummy!)

Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bring your money!)

Mocha chillers and tasty sweets! (gimme some!)

And I'll spend a lot of money, for my baeutiful coffeeeeeeee!!!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter

All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Aroma]

At the mall, all the ponies

They will meet fair Aroma-therapy

They will see I'm just as fun, at the Mall! (at the Mall)

I will find him, my Prince Charming,

Without Graze, hopefully,

He will treat me like a lady, to-day at the Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

This is what we've waited for, to have the best day ever!

Each of us will live our dreams, today at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Graze]

She’s been dreaming, I've been waiting

To beat that one brave pony

The coltfriend that she picks

I’ll Spin him 'round hitting him kicks

End him in ten quick seconds

Shower his blood like diamonds,

Her coltfriend will see me here,

At the freakin' Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!

Finally will all come true, right here at the Shopping Mall, at the Mall!

[Anarchy]

I am here at the Mall, for it is the best place for me

But the one thing it was missing was a dragon, Anarchy

For I am the best at chaos, all the students will agree

Ponies running, ponies screaming, from me at the Mall!

[Everypony except Breeze]

Destruction and confusion right here at the Mall, at the Mall!

[Chaser]

At the Mall (at the Mall), with the Princess (with the Princess)

Is where I'm going to be (she will be)

We will talk all about Celestia and why does she hate me (You will see)

It is going to be amazing as Luna takes time just for me!

[Choir]

This will be the best day ever!

Into the Mall we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow

Into the Mall, let's go in and have the best day ever

Into the Mall, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine

[Ditzy]

Into the Mall, muffins to the end!

[Vinetion]

Into the Mall, buy some coffee

[Aroma]

Into the Mall, find my colt

[Graze]

Prove to Aroma how a colt can be

Ditzy: To eat!

Vine: To drink!

Aroma: To find!

Graze: To kill!

Anarchy : To woop!

Chaser: To talk!

[All]

Into the mall, into the mall!

And we'll have the best day ever!

At the Mall!

And with the ending of our song, every mare ran off to where they wanted to be.

[ That was thee gayest thing we ever did ]

< But, it was fun >

Charge then stood with all of the stallions," Guys, do you know what this feeling is? It's freedom....."

[ Tell me how you guys liked the song, meh~]

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